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I hope mr president would pardon 4 not turning up despite d early invitation given me...but I can see I was duly reprsented....
On a serious note...if I fir jam presido daughter, whether na obese, schizophreniac, or k leg or even klepto...I go marry

chelsea fans abeg make una imagine say ur size no size you*in sinzu's voice*

Goooooooooal....up harry kane
Chelsea don enta armed robbers motor 2day

This scoreline is sweeter than a 3some with nicki minaj and juliet ibrahim....

I'm wishing all a very prosperous new year...one without sorrow, death of a loved one, promotion and many more
I wish my country would stand tall this year, I earnestly pray that boko haram menance is gone with 2014....
I wish all man utds smiles when the season comes to an end

I'm wondering how new years are celebrated in france...any help?

Wow...see those jugs....congrtas though...but those jugs r somtyn else sha@ d 1st pix

Wait o....were we suppose 2 clean up after.....jeez

I think the maids in dis country r trying to start up a revolution...
The president of Nigerian Maids Association needs to call her folks to order

First chelsea loses, now asnal down by 3 goals...this feeling is way better than watching 'pirates-stagneti's revenge' with one's gf

;DImagine 10 man newcastle defeatin those noisy folks...I feel so hapi 2day I may just brush my teeth

Thank u newcastle....unbeaten my fragrant, royal @ss

Thank God we sold dat lesbian called welbeck

I'm rooting for spurs, sun'land then a draw btw asnal n southampton....
C'mon spurs show these folks say no b by power dem dey stand pr1ck

It's okay*in skale's voice
Where there's a will, there's a way

Don jazzy's back up na die

Ever since liecester city won us, I wished dey never anoda match and gladly,that has been d case....
By d way, brymo is too good 2 be true...I listened to his track 'dear child' and I was lyk wow...he's better dan asa and 2baba...coming 4rm a diehard 2baba fan

There's one underfed, cross-eyed simpleton plauged with epilepsy called 'dotcomnamename'...well I hope she starvs herself 2 death dis nite

If utd keeps playing lyk dis, I may die b4 my tym...de gea is simply awesome....at d rate which our players get injured, we may just open up hospitals

As a utd fan, I can't help but admire d way chelsea plays...kudos 2 mourinho...he sure knws his onion...I feel utd would have been in a better situation if nt 4 d injury ravaged squad...well, I hope we put asnal whr dey belong especially dat useless welbeck

Lolo rae is so pretty....

Ybholy:
When did they made the stadium an international one ?

....are u by chance related 2 chief zebrudaya?

9ja shld show no mercy evn though SA lost their GK.....dey should b mauled and I trust godswill akpabio would giv those dudes special incentives
Mak una beg mikel make him no go uniyo go track akwa ibom chick o...and calabar chicks shld keep their distance off our boyz til afta d match abeg o cos I no wan hear say dem shoot bird mama fly leave am

It's okay*in skale's voice

JeffreyJamez:
Please o my fellow Chelsea fans VOTE for JENNIMMA by saying "i vote JEnnimma" on this thread for miss naiaralandwww.nairaland.com/1986755/miss-nairaland-december-2014-contest.

...I'll rther stick unsterilized pins into my eyes than vote her....maybe if man utd make my day by pickin up 3 points, I may jst consider sha

As I die hard man utd fan,I can't help but 2 envy chelsea...dey play sweet football...wen u've got a coach lyk mourinho and a rock lyk matic, u cnt expect less....chelsea foundation no b mary kay...I hope we win crystal palace if not I may switch over 2 ice hockey, and yes and I do not knw any shii abt d game sef

bunmioguns:
Congratulations brymo .. My favourite musician


Something dey go down town..

I feel brymo is more talented than 2baba....pple shld go n listen 2 his music b4 he joined choc city...his album then 'brymstone', was luvly...then his merchant and dealears and slave album was simply somtyn else...

I hope maheeda and cossy will celebrate this glorious day....so if we see chicks on bra, should we rip it off?

Not surprised 1 bit

Na wa o...I hope things won't turn bloody come d election period....meanwhile, somewhere in sambisa

Violated 1 & 2...very old movie

etenyong:
We left home happily to a school field to teach her how to drive on one saturday afternoon. But unfortunately after abt 45 mins i could not endure anymore. It's was so annoying dat she refuse to enter d car home instead took okada. However, dats is a story 2day cos she later went to diving school to learn. Its always funs each time we remember d experience. I must say here that its only 2% of couples can achieve that sucess.
Better let ur spouse go to professionals to give her d necessary training

...lmao@ 'we left home HAPPILY'....damn, I knew it wasn't gon end well...I'm nt married but u guyz r makin me scared on teachin a chick hw 2 drive. My gf said I shld com nd teach her...I guess I'll just find an excuse not to cos driving in ph is not beans..nd I luv my life