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Sircomeference: Edet lives in calabar, he is eight years old, bla bla bla
everyday he comes home from school at eight o' clock bla bla bla

i miss am too

..I think say na only me fit remember some lines of the story
U go better sch and u attend class...no b pple like yuzedo wey dey hang for window

chimoz: Edet lives in calabar......miss primary school like hell.
Is that not Mr.Bassey?

...I remembr once when momsi was to travel to calabar,I told her to greet edet 4 me
There was ali and simbi, there was agbo who had a brother who was an engineer or so...now. Small children don dey think of how dem go look girl pant

Our problem is not corruption but the way we handle the corrupt folks....if one is accused ofrruption while in office, then later tried and convicted after which he or she is sentenced to death by being thrown into a den of 4 days hungry lions, we would witness a turn for the better. Instead one gets accused of looting our funds and you see people pointing fingers @ others who have done such and gone scot free. Itz nothing but plain madness. People like farouk lawal, bode george, odili, tinubu, victor attah and their ilks should have been history by now but lo and behold, they stil dictate the way the affais of the nation should be
When dealing with corrupt folks, we should put aside religious and ethnic sentiments. I read in one of the dailies some time ago that the excact money obasanjo and liyel imoke used to 'fix' our power problems when imoke was minister of power, was the same amount used to transform dubai from a desert to heaven on earth. Yet imoke went on to become a governor forfor 7 odd years while we still languish in uninterrupted power FAILURE. If only we nigerians knew the state of the art properties our politicians have outside the countries which inturn provides job for the forigners, boost their economy, better the standard of living over there while they share bags of rice,wrappers, drop 200 books and 200 pencils for students in a place that looks like a fraternity hous for bipolar foreign exchange students which they term 'school'
Sometimes I ask myself of what use is having a ministry of education when the ministers kids r outside d country?
I could go on and on but 9ja problem big pass toolz waist and if one decides to talk abt it, na yabaleft or uselu I go see myself but like I always say 'let the best of us lead the rest of us and the rest of us, support the best of us'

According to manutd.com, utd hav agreed with sporting on a deal worth £16m pounds for defender rojo...but I ask of what use is all these signings when cleverley,young,smalling and their ilk still stay put? D sale of cleverley and young would seem like d capture of cr7,messi,pirlo,james,kroos,robben
Sometimes I ask 'why wasn't mr sawyer, the pizza man or cable dude who cleverley called up'...jst why

Jisos christ of ikot ekpene ....10 yrs of toal blackout isn't funny o

mayapop: I envy her booobs

....hian...I'm jst gonna pretend I didn't see dis*comtinues playing sam smith's-stay with me*

If only ta orji,elechi and uduaghan can follow suit...if only

Mine was 4.02 on a scale of 5.0....eventually graduated with a 3.91 cgp (uniport)
And to all those students feeling dreary due to their low cgp, I urge u guys to fire 4rm all cylinders cos impossibility is nothing...I remember how I dropped in terms of my performance and saw myself on a 3.01 after my 300l. Oboy, I had to pack my electronic gadgets,reduce the chicks ish and studied like a rookie about interviewing hon. Patrick obiahagbon...it wasn't easy but it paid off....

If other govnors could také a cue from akpabio and fashola, 9ja would have been a much more better place

Well, our parents never cohabited and their marraiges tend to last longer than the ones of these days where cohabitting is a norm

Somewhere in warri.....

Cr7 carry go

Then what are dey serious abt? Stealing and riggin i guess...nt srious in curbing d menance called boko hram nd nw this

Well, i'm still having uninterupted pwr failure

Expect man city 2 do some shoppin of players dis week if they lose

Goal by santi cartola

Off topic...do players try to emulate cleverley in terms of football? I mean some young players look onto pogba,hazard,varane as their mentor and these dudes r way younger than cleverley. Even in ps, d dude sucks. I knw saw if him dey play ps, him no go dey use himself play

The best is this

I know these cities may not be as paris,glasgow.oslo and what have you, but some of them are quite pretty. We just need to get our acts right by eliminating corruption,religious and ethnic bigotry and viola, we are good to go
God bless Nigeria
God bless our president
Good people...great nation

Nawa o...the doctor may even be married with kids and they've kissed and hugged. What if the doctor slept with a wh.0re who will then pass it on to dudes that will sleep with her, who inturn will pass it to their girlfrndz who will then pass it to other guys. Or what if the doctor had exchanged pleasentries with som1 in the chrch when d pastor said 'welcome ur neighbour and say something nice'...he may hav welcomed his neighbour who then welcomed other neighbour. What if he had checked other patients who came crying for the attention of a doctor after d liberian man saga
So many questions with little or no answer
Baba God na ur hand i dey...no let me fall

yuzedo: Jokes aside, this cherubic lass is uraguably Nollywood's FINEST specimen!

That is a face any man would gladly wake up to daily.

Marriage/husband shouldn't be a validation of a woman's worth. If spinsterhood works for Ms. Rita, then so be it. That is my loss.

Signed: Chief Sweetus Foundation, member of Billionaires Ogling Omalichalistic Babylistic Sweetified Ikpus Everywhere (B.0.0.B.S.I.E)

...yuzedo ur father...where u hide since na...since d nairaland crash u just disappeared into thin air...no try am again o
I knew i would find u here...abeg do tie knot with dis chick...e don overdue

Late 2012, we were told this menace would end come june 2013....f
E bike dem wan tell us anoda story again*in 2baba's voice*
Well,i'll keep on hoping everytyn returns back to normalcy and i blv we shall overcome
God bless our president
God bless Nigeria
Good people...great nation

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Well, we all write cheques but that doesnt mean we all are writers. If what she does is called singing, then i'll rather watch cleverley train....tonto sucks as a singer but manageable as an actress
P.s-i'll rather stick unsterilized pins in my eyes dan listen to tonto's whatever she does

Whatever

There r times tiwa looks so pretty other times, kinda ugly...well she looks damn gorgeous
A 3some with her and eva would be mind blowing
#justthinkingsha

cirmuell: buhahaha...wait dat guy actually said that? *falls off palm tree* if na me be Arinze i go shoot am ni

...yap. He said so..listen 2 yung6ix ft phyno-kings
I still remain d master sensei
Tinz abt 2 get ugly-segun arinze
I ball(eyeball) big no segun arinze
And i'm d chair goon i ain't talkin abt arinze

O.k tinz r abt 2 get ugly-segun arinze*in Yung6ix's voice*

I still try to understand how islam is a religion of peace
War doesn't show who's RIGHT, just who's LEFT

Dunno if they need or they don't. All i know is that my harvest and your harvest dis week will be like dis