₦airaland Forum

9jatriot:
When Jagaban tell una say subsidy is gone say na market forces go determine, short sighted people de argue upandan. When NNPC and Dangotte were having their quarell, Tinubu was looking at them, today, their rofo rofo fight is reducing the price of PMS every Monday.

BAT too wish abeg.

One asslicker spotted

hatchy:
Sam Dede, a no nonsense man in Nollywood. Mature and without scandals.

Even in real life. He looks like one no-nonsense man. He's an academic BTW.

Omoawoke:
Toto is life

Make money so you can afford as many Totos as you can in this life…

Toto industry is the most flourishing industry because the most successful and wealthiest men know the value and they pay for it….

Just make money and be successful and as many Totos as possible would be added unto you

Hmm
That's why at the risk of sounding condescending, I will maintain that women are trophy for men. Like oh man, now that you've made it, you're entitled to one or more women. This may be unsettling for some people. But at the end of the day, it is what it is.

tunjijones:
Bill gate was the richest in the world for almost 10 years straight unfortunately he is the 9th richest now. That his divorce really affected his wealth but he is still fucking rich...

Na him get Microsoft in case you don't know.

Tell us more

BlueStripper:
How come this Natasha of a girl always look different on photographs?

On some she will be light skinned, sometimes she will be dark skinned.

Sometimes she will have pointed nose, sometimes the nose will be bold.

According to Tunde Ayeni, sometimes she is flat-footed, while sometimes she is not.

You may be mistaking this Natasha to the one in House of rep, Tuface is following, though

EmperorCaesar:
His foolish prediction isnt on same level as that of Nikola Tesla

Clarke was a fictional writer who felt some vacuum are still not occupied on our planet and badly wanted Science to fill it up for him

Its like dreaming to download food via the internet in 2025 just cause you're hungry and lazy to go get food. Of course, it will happen someday


Tesla's is different, he had a plan, was working on it, but knew theres limited time and tech to get it done, then trusting on latter scientist to build on his info to get the things done

Clarke is like Martin Luther, they are just wishers

Enough for you to call his predictions foolish. You people online sef ehn?
You just said yourself that of course it will happen someday. Then how is it foolish?

CodeTemplarr:
Why not?

Authur C Clarke predicted the internet and AI as far back as the 60s.

Arthur C. Clarke and Isaac Asimov were something else. They predicted the future of tech with so much precision.

Omotaday:
Interesting, this great thread seems to be fading.

For me, it all started here, and now I’m a BI developer working outside Nigeria. Thanks to Ejiod and other early contributors.

I wil say one thing, Data analytics or Business Intelligence is not just about dashboards. In the Nigeria tech space, I have noticed that people seem to overlook data modelling (Fact & dimensions, star schema, snowflake) which is part of the most important knowlege when working with data and it's likely to come out during interviews. As a data analyst, your data won't always come from a single table, you could have 10 tables with million of rows just for a report, how do you connect them? To that effect, I will encourage new comers to glance through this topic as they navigate their journey in the field.

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Having said that, would it be possible to form a small group of BI Developers, Data Analysts/scientists and Data Engineers who are currently working in the field?

It could be helpful to have like-minded individuals to discuss work-related topics, career journeys, and new opportunities with.

I will be mentioning a few people below who have contributed to this thread in one way or another and who seem to be in the field. Looking forward to hearing your thoughts:

CC: Ejiod, Cochtrane, AnalysisGuru, Hamzatfresh, Mcemmy0z, Abcruz, Heyf, Toppytek, Kaycee54321, DHaran, Hinokami, VicUkegbu, T4kbaba, Kunleiky, Nazgul

Great contribution. Congratulations on your data role.
Yeah data modeling is too important to ignore in BI. It is central to any data analytics discussion.
In fact a BI guru says:
You don't build a report, you build a model.

I do emphasise to my mentees that creating relationships between fact and dimension tables is something they can't do without if they want to grow in this field. That said, I believe having an accessible community of like minds will be great, especially as we restrategize our data career in the new year, and also help data newbies grow.
Let's keep growing together

Hop3:
Nice analysis

Little visual arrangement needed

Awesome 👌
Thanks

Here's more

Here we go

Sure
Once I'm less busy, I'll post my portfolios

Awesome thread

EmperorCaesar:
How does this comment relate to the topic

So, EU countries with diff criterium and stats are automatically not functioning countries

Korea is among the top5 here, i guess that is also not a functioning country


Sometimes, its better to just read, scroll and move past the thread than making fallacious comments like this

Most of us are too smart to see every foreign news as a medium to downtalk our own country, especially on unrelated topics

I echo his sentiment:
The advantage of a functioning country. Don't sweat it bro. Without prejudice to any other country, that is a functioning country. He said it in absolute na, why are you relating it to a country like Nigeria.
Oh you know your country is not a functioning one ba. Run along

SafariHunter:
Propaganda

Nigerian Air
Port Harcourt Refinery
E-Naira

All were supposed to boost the economy, billions down the drain. APC is all about propaganda folks, don't let Tinubu bots deceive you

The illusive rice pyramid of Bubu is missing from the list

jmoore:
Babablu bulabu.

An investigative journalist probably investigating how your army officers are into oil theft. Same way he exposed custom officers aiding smuggling.

How those guys don't know he's an investigative journalist who may have immersed himself in oil affairs is what baffles me. They just open mouth whaaa. To some people on social media, it is a war of our people vs their people. God should mercy

Arobaga:
Wetin concern who dey answer Fisayo with oil



Those the regions answering Fisayo have a drop of oil in their barren skull mining region?



Bloody unity beggars and south south oil parasites

And you believe it? You can believe anything as long as it is printed on the pages of social media. Lol

lol

alanto:
This reform get as e be o.

States like Borno, Bayelsa, Ebonyi, Kebbi and the likes how do they get money if federal government refuse to short change Lagos for them.

As scary as it sounds, na now we go know parasite 🪱

Let's see how things unfold.

Modified: Bayelsa get oil, Bayelsa get oil. What's Bayelsa IGR

Well, you are a prophet of some sort, cos you are right
In another thread now, Zulum of Borno don dey lament, say they won't be able to pay salaries if implemented

Those people can destroy alcohol, but they want money from alcohol. What a logic.

Nicoddemus:
so you do not know what to do with your python skill?

Check who post and who replied you
By the way, mentoring people doesn't mean op doesn't know what to do with his skills. Knowing this is knowing peace ✌️

Nicoddemus:
Then you should be too busy chasing the papers than looking for someone to teach

But is teaching people ain't chasing the bag?

Osiris12:
he’s lost it completely

Lol

press9jatv:
Adeleke will be massively defeated in 2026 governorship election 🗳. You don’t even know osun State electorates.

Press9jatv when you decamp?

Osiris12:
Adeleke go do 8 years. Press9jatv. U fit go hang urself

You're confusing me o. Is Press9jatv not Adeleke supporter?
He always post in support of Osun PDP and Adeleke
E don decamp?

Inosky:
I'm interested. What's the cost?

I shot you a mail already
We can continue our conversation there if you don't mind.

CrossRhodes:
You don't even have work, make yourself useful today, ok?

He kuku get work. He was analyzing Forex trading like a pro on a thread yesterday
But seems there's an umbilical cord tying him to APC and their way of thinking. I tire for that 70 year old man on this platform

Inosky:
I'm interested. What's the cost?

OK great
Can you reach out to me via mail? Or my contact in my signature

Berankis:
That's great! But I am actually looking at Mobile app (Android/apple) app development and Web Application Development

Oh OK
That's great by the way. You will look into Java and Javascript

harmargedon:
nah so e dey be, but em go don get excess money.

You're right though. While surfing the Web, I came across a book called the Secret of Meth production. Just caught interest in the book after the showdown in Breaking Bad.
The book still they my system now. Lots of Chemistry-speak
I can't ever go that route

Berankis:
Oga! Can you teach coding? Abeg...

I can teach you coding in the line of Machine Learning and Linux for system administration. That's if you can pay me for the time.

Suicideboy:
Meth production


Production doesn't cost much


You can start making in your house , sell to dealers in your area


Within 6 months, you're a big boy

Oshey Mr Walter White. You want him to start breaking bad
If the DEA (NDLEA) burst him, you will still be the one to fault him online