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Boogyman557:
Holly Gram if u mistakenly marry this type of women and u go broke or lose ur job.


Be Rest assured say another man wey get money go NACK ur wife..

LITE UP my WEED in peace

WTF MAN!

Boogeyman if you leave Nairaland I go protest. Your comments are something else. Amusing

robosky02:
Netherland had stolen him

Oh I get boss. Thanks

robosky02:
5 African players crowned Bundesliga Champions with Bayer Leverkusen! 🎖️🏆👏

HUGE CONGRATULATIONS TO
Edmond Tapsoba (Burkina Faso🇧🇫)
Victor Boniface (Nigeria🇳🇬)
Odilon Kossounou (🇨🇮 Côte d'Ivoire -Afcon 🏆)
Nathan Tella (Nigeria 🇳🇬)
Amine Adli (Morocco🇲🇦)

You omitted Jeremie Frimpong of Ghana

ChizzyBuna:
Summary for those who don't want to waste 40 MB on this Akata video

1. She has a sexy photo of her and davido kissing on her phone. She also has a video of davido crying and begging on his knees

2. She is in a Club, gets very drunk and start posting photos on her camera roll.
According to her she mistakenly selected the picture of Davido kissing her Fear women

3. She tag 3 of her Akata friends a.k.a Besties for the photos.
After posting it, blogs come see am come spread the news like wild fire.

4. She say she wake up after hangover come see missed calls from her 3 Akata friends telling her that Nigerians have been attacking them online for that photo

5. She tells them to forget it that its not that serious.
But here is the messed up part
These 3 besties have a private group chat on Whatsapp where she posted a video of Davido crying on his knees. And they were making fun of him

6. The online attack from 30BG fans got hot for the girls. So one of them decided to release that Video of Davido crying like a kid
Adding more fuel to the fire

We are still settling Israel vs Iran
Now it is 30BG vs 3 Akata Warriors

Conclusion
In my opinion,
The 3 Akata Warriors dropped a Nuclear bomb with that Video of Davido crying.

So we wait for retaliation strike from the camp of David.

You will live long Comrade. Thumbs up

sacajawea:
Sometimes, I get I sort of attracted to her..

Me too. And Michelle Alozie. Funny enough, I've not watched them play in a long time.
But I like their vibes. They are doing us proud 👏

LaIabobo:
Very good policy indeed. This is a policy that should have existed since way back

Like. Exactly
It made you wonder why this was not the status quo from way back.
How will you settle loans taken in Naira with Dollar in Nigeria?

wediehere1:
Christianity is a joke itself because how can your God has mother and still gotten killed for thievery on across

Like this your parent won't know you're dragging their well-protected name in the dust. I feel for them. They don't deserve to parent a liability like you. SMH

Treasure17:
Fine babe that year

She still fine na. My celeb crush

Broveens42:
there are so many things about theatrics you do not understand

number one
the introduction of the storyline is pure garbage.

how could 5 able bodied men from different fathers be so dependent on a poor woman under same roof?

The robbery case was not intentional enough and was so disconnected. it was like different movies in one. if you wana do an action, fuse it in between story lines.
They should have showed other cases of arm robbery by a team of funkes kids, prior to that incident.
so it took funke's sudden ailment to make them professional robbers?... Lol

so many unnecessary scenes if you must be truthful to yourself.

there's this movie on youtube called "love in show room" featuring broda shaggi; you could sense the robbery was purely intentional.

I get you sha

Broveens42:
lol
none of this year's movie was worth it.
There's no nollywood movie that beats "The trade" of 2023

The joke of the year has to be "a tribe called Judah",
I mean , how could you waste so much money on absolute rubbish?

that was how a colleague was disturbing me to watch black book, I reluctantly watched to confirm my suspicion again.
why are the "actions" so disconnected from the storyline?
Nollywood isn't ready

You don't think you're harsh on A Tribe Called Judah? Maybe you should see it with an open mind. I would even nominate more actors for supporting roles in that movie cos they all killed their roles, but Timini stood out

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I have known burna boy since way back in P.H before he became a super star..


We use to hang out at Akim the Beat studio at RUKPOKWU, along side timaya but timaya then was kind of big in the street..

Burna boy stingy well well.


The guy no de gree share WEED!


Not after he left the hood and travel out of the KUNTRY..

Although he is correct on dis one.


As for me. I de ASHAWO house like dis. Rain fall and weather cold.


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

I swear you're our NL comedian. I always find your post amusing.
Lol

ELgordo:
Ovoko

You remind of Chiwetalu Agu slangs in movies

webbxxpert:
Have you been living under a rock bro? We are already living in a time where ladies sell their body like commodities. Go to virtually all social media platform to see how they advertise.

My brother I'm kuku watching in 4k o

garriAndsugar:
After charging 1m per role you still get the chance to showcase and advertise yourself to the highest bidder as an actress..

The future is FEMALE

Oh the type of future you envision is one in which female sell their bodies like commodity.
That type of future, I don't want to be there.

Now, that's serious

money121:
Talo mu egun wa
You took after ur Daddy not mine
So stay ur lane
Alaraka

Dey play
Press your daddy stomach well
You are likely the bastard in our lineage
Omo irankiran

money121:
He can keep them for your papa house
Elenu gboro

Eyaah. Me and your daddy are related o.
Guess the most dominant gene between us.
We are both elenu gboro. Your dad is older than me, so I took after him.
You hear, gentle boy

money121:
Baba keep his family in USA
But struggle to make Nigeria better place Expensive Joke
Please my fellow nigerians
Incase you have the fund just jaapaa ooo
Our leader don't believe in this country again Won ti paa Nigeria saraa Wicked set of people

Just imagine

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

He should keep them in your family house.
Like you have more than rip to give.
No be the same Nigeria you dey?
Small appointment you go leave your own family for Naija? Ehn fine boy 2-face Janus

nedekid:
They are shameless, them fit appear with their usual gabbage.

Lol
I just tire for those guys

If you see
@Seunsms
@Helinue (this one don change moniker)
@Mannabarbecue
@legendhero, etc on the first page of this thread, I will bend

The pyramid don flatten out due to the whim and caprice of the weather

FreeStuffsNG:
They will still lule pii again. NLC is part of LP that Nigerians rejected at the polls so they are already partisan.

You know what suprises me about you?
Are you not touched by all the happenings in the country?
Like do you just choose to be unfortunate or put mildly, are you just insensitive to the plight of the people in the name of party allegiance?
E be many things for you o

Azazyel:
Osimhen can't do anything. He'll struggle in the EPL. Chelsea needs a striker that's already in the EPL. We all saw him at the afcon. He didn't live up to the billing at all. Funny thing is he can be quite wasteful and his headers are mostly not accurate.

The ones he scored in the last two games are in Dream Leauges abi.
Subtract his impact from that AFCON let's see if you entered final vs Cote D'Ivoire.
Let's learn to objective
Shalom

keentola:
POINT OF CORRECTION,
MALCOLM X WAS NEVER A
GANG STAR AND NEVER WAS
HE NOTORIOUS. HE WAS A
PETTY THIEF WITH TWO OF
HIS FRIENDS, LIKE MOST
BLACK YOUTHS OF THE
DEPRESSION PERIOD IN USA,
HE DODGED CONSCRIPTION
INTO THE WORLD WAR A
COMPULSORY DUTY FOR
PEOPLE OF HIS AGE THAT
TIME BECAUSE HE DID NOT
BELIEVE IN SUPPORTING THE
WHITE MAN. HE DID SOME
RUNS IN PEDDLING DRUGS
AND GAMBLING. IN ALL HE
NEVER KILLED ANYBODY NOR
WAS HE WANTED FOR SERIOUS
CRIME OR OFFENCES. HE AND
SHORTY HIS FRIEND WERE
JAILED FOR NON VIOLENT
BURGLARY CASE MAINLY
BECAUSE THEY WERE BLACKS,
THE WHITE MEMBERS OF THE
TEAM WERE ABSOLVED OF THE
CRIME DUE TO COLOUR
DIFFERENCE. FROM THE
PRISON HE BECAME A MUSLIM
AND AFTER BEING GRANTED
BAIL., HE JOINED ‘NATION OF
ISLAM’ OF WHICH HE ROSE TO
PROMINENCE BECAUSE OF HIS
ORATORY SKILL AND HARD
LINE STAND AGAINST WHITE
SUPREMACY LAWS AND
ACTIVITIES. HE LEFT NATION
OF ISLAM DUE TO WHAT HE
BELIEVED WAS ANTI ISLAMIC
BEHAVIOR OF MOHAMMED
ELIJAH THE MOVEMENT’S
LEADERS TO FOUND HIS OWN
PRESSURE GROUP. HE
TRAVELED TO AFRICA
(INCLUDING NIGERIA), ASIA
EUROPE AND MANY COUNTIES
IN THE WORLD TO GARNER
SUPPORT FOR EQUALITY OF
ALL RACES IN USA WHICH THE
WHITE SUPREMACY GROUPS
LIKE KU KLUX KLAN (KKK),
THE JEWS AND OTHERS
BENEFITING FROM USA RACIAL
SEGREGATION. THEY ALL
WANTED TO ELIMINATE HIM
FOR HIS RISING PERSONAE
AND SEEMINGLY ABILITY TO
SUCCEED IN HIS QUEST. THUS
THE FBI AND CIA IN
CONJUNCTION WITH SOME
DISGRUNTLE MEMBERS OF
NATION OF ISLAM MADE
SEVERAL ASSASSINATION
ATTEMPTS AGAINST HIM. HE
WAS WAS FINALLY MURDERED
AT AUDUBON BALLROOM
WHILE DELIVERING A SPEECH
TO HIS GROUP ORGANIZATION
OF AFRICAN AND AMERICAN
UNION (OAAU) BY SOME
MEMBERS OF NATION OF
ISLAM SPONSORED BY FBI
AND CIA. HE IS MORE
INFLUENTIAL TO SPEEDY
ABOLITION OF SEGREGATION
AND RACISM IN USA THAN
MARTIN LUTHER KING BUT
OUT OF DELIBERATE
MISINFORMATION AND
ATTEMPT TO OBLITERATE HIS
NAME AND CONTRIBUTIONS TO
USA GROWTH AND
DEVELOPMENT IS HISTORY
WAS BEING DOWNPLAYED AND
SYSTEMATICALLY CORRUPTED.
THANK GOD TODAY, THERE IS
RENAISSANCE OF PROMOTION
AND CELEBRATION OF
ALHADJI MALIK SHABBASH
(MALCOLM-X LITTLE) IN THE
USA AND WORLD OVER!. HE
WAS THE MAIN INFLUENCE ON
OUR OWN FELA ANIKULAPO
KUTI.

I love that you corrected the first few lines above
Malcolm X lives forever in our heart

Watianoengineer:
so na this figure head Osimhen Wan go madrid/arsenal and Co? A so called African best without impact. He better remain in Naples and be scoring his Tap Ins. Whether we like it or not Osimhen is not a world class striker. I don't see the reason for the Osimhen hype. Very average. Even Yak and Julius Aghahowa that never won CAF best were more prolific in front of goal. See that Sebastian haller has been a beast since his Ajax days. He was diagnosed with cancer, recovered, started two games for ivory coast and scored both winning goals. That is the job of a sensible striker. We keep consoling ourselves with Osimhen dey disturb defenders, he sabi put pressure but when he was needed most he was no where to be found. If Osimhen had the balls to play all our penalties rather than Ekong it would add to his tally. Such an unreliable No 9. Iwobi and that chukwueze should never be invited again. Very mediocre set of fools

Like must you insult people to make your point?
Your education seems incomplete to me
Your fellow countrymen are mediocre set of fools?

ebubeson:
I have watched several tough matches that caused tension, but the one I can bring out is Chelsea VS Man united (Champions League Final) 2008

Say no more sir.
It is this match o. I off my Man Utd jersey at a point. It was tense.
Another was Nigeria vs Angola in 2005. 2006 FIFA WC qualifier

DavSagacity:
U can correct someone without adding subtle insults.

Now, you will take the subtle insult.
If you're smart enough, you will know "are you kidding" is not an insult.
Be smart
Up Super Eagles

DavSagacity:
Honestly. Conceding only 2 goal in 5 matches so far

Two goals ke?
You're kidding?
Just one

Eaglernorwich:
Deploy Kelvin Bassey to 3 then sub out Zaidu for Kenneth Omero

Obvious enough. Said this on my status

BrutusOj:
Can somebody explain to me how this ball possession is being measured? I keep the seeing the opposite of the reality on my screen in most matches. In this match so far, the ball possession ought to be roughly 50:50, but I am seeing 67 in favour of Cape Verde.

Thought I'm the only one.
Erroneous measurements in a number of games

Nackzy:
Aunty try settle down or collect better fuch release endorphins so you can get yourself back, you're really worked up, you say and do a lot of shit on social media this days

E f'omo olomo le o
Don't bash my Pinky Cupcake o

NGArmyTerrorist:
The rotten bird griller boy won't accept this! His darling daddy is apologizing. Them manner should also apologize for feeding people with rotten birds as grill.

For where?
He's pretending to be busy with his BBQ grilling right now.
He will soon comment in his usual hypocrite manner on another thread.