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Having an 0rgasm releases an anti-diuretic
hormone, which is why you probably find yourself
not being able to pee right after s3x.
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You should pee as soon as possible after s3x to
prevent UTIs (urinary tract infections).

A woman's butt sticks out 25 percent more when
she is wearing heels ... lol

A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though!

Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!

Every month 30, 000 dogs are imported into cross river state from cameroun. Cross river being the only state apart from ondo state that rear dogs as food in Nigeria.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!

According to a study, people who have s3x once
or twice a week have their immune systems
boosted slightly.

Sleep deprived men are more likely to believe that
women want to have s3x with them. This is not a
joke.

Swagalord18: babies start dreaming even b4 they are born

whoa!

Swagalord18: when you blush, your stomach lining also reddens

lol

[quote author=Professor D.]Aoccdrnig to a rseearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are witren, the olny iprmoatnt
tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be
a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it
wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae
the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a
wlohe.[/quote].
fnuny but ture.

Swagalord18: lol .....i'd raed it hlafway b4 i realsied

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I lugaehd so hrad wehn I raed yuor psot. tihs trhaed is fornt pgae bunod!
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good morning folks.

it so happens that scientists have discovered that women who gossip live longer.
strange but true.

Geniusvic: Here are the ideal data plans we could
demand from our ISPs..:
1k for 1.5gb---30 days
3k for 4gb --30 days
#100 for 250mb---24 hrs
#400 for 750mb---7 days
...Considering poor power supply in Naija now of
course as it plays an important role here.

u r on point bro. God bless

A push up bra is like a bag of chips. U open it and
it's half empty...lol

If you change the way you look at things, the
things you look at will change !

A mind that is stretched to a new idea will never
return to its original dimension.

In Naija there are some Rats that won't Just eat
the Poisoned food if there's no Meat in it ... lol

ditrix: More Dan 90% of ppl dat wrote uniben post utme wit agg of more Dan 50 got admitted

congrats!
when it comes to law, uniben is TOPS for me.

ditrix: cough mk.d nEedle cut 4 ur yansh abi

lol... just a slight cough to distract d brain.
are u that chicken hearted?

her lips reminds me of donald duck ... lol
abi nah photoshop ?

Most of the pain that we are dealing with are really only thoughts.

According to a recent research done on 16000
women, the more curvy a woman, the more
intelligent she is.

Great sex can temporarily erase a woman's memory, This is technically referred to as
"Transient Global Amnesia."

If you ate a big meal and you're feeling full as
you go to sleep, lay on your left side. That'll keep you from suffering from acid reflux it keeps your stomach lower than your esophagus, which will helps keep stomach acid from sliding up your throat.

Next time the doctor's going to give you an injection, COUGH as the needle is going in. The cough raises the level of pressure in your
spinal canal, which limits the pain sensation as it
tries to travel to your brain.

The truth is that airports see more sincere kisses
than wedding halls, and hospitals have heard more
prayers than the walls of churches.

The Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar Gaviria,
who died in 1993, made a bonfire with two million
dollars in cash to prevent their daughter from dying of cold.

Dudes keep f**k.ing up their relationship because of internet p*s's'y that they will never see.

Couples who engage in s3xual intercourse during
the morning tend to live longer

Abraham Lincoln, Walt Disney, Bill Gates, Mark
Zuckerberg, Henry Ford, Thomas Edison and Steve
Jobs, all of them had no college degree.

a formal education will earn you a living. self
education will earn you a fortune.