₦airaland Forum

horeofe:
i already have a boyfriend. i already have a boyfriend.

You haven't have a boifwend if he is not a pharmacy student because a pharmacist will dispence the happy pills for u.

Ifyx:
Lolz
m on ma knees oga mi

I dnt see u on ur knees nah...pinshure or aidonbilivit

horeofe:
abeg,my broda.make una no vex.we r biochemists,teletele nko,we wud or myt work with u.sure tin niyen.

I dnt vex jare!
What of you,won't u have a pharmacist as a boyfriend

horeofe:
y all of una dey jump,dey jump about lyk dis? u cant grit person unlez u jump ni?

That greeting shows the extent to which they deserve our respect.

Mesopotamia:
cc:sagamite come and see oo

is sagamite a moniker on nairaland or a town

HaneefahRN:
Uwc. Economics! Nice one.
Mine is nursing, through DE though.

Nursing,nice course.

Hope ur DE is not from poly sha,I hope it from a nursing school
Looking 4ward to meeting u and other hajia to frosh nest year when we resume

horeofe:
u be magiciani dnt tink ewedu tree z strong enuf 2 dey on top of it.sha no break ur neck

Dats d variety of ewedu tree they sow in their locality



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horeofe:
u might alxo need a doctor,a nurse,a dentist,a lawyer,a yorubarian,an igborian as fwends since u ve already calculatd d future.

u suppose to put pharmacist dere now.

Ifyx:
anyfin fr me?

I jump down on top Iroko tree to greet u my biggest boss of the highest order

mrwiddy:
KWEMPEM!!!,impossibilifilication,how is dz possible compare last year cut off
law 73,pharmacy 68,nursing 67,
so expect nothing less than,75,65,68,respectively. And as for the unfortunate heads who chose mbbs,my best advice to them is that they should go and get their JAMB past questions, "DON'T GIVE IT OUT ",jamb form would be out by November, if you want. to study medicine in your life, maybe you should opt for the greener pasture. university, NOT UNIBADAN!!!!

Werey! What do u mean by 'unfortunate heads which chose mbbs' and why do u say if they want to study medicine in their lyf,they shdnt opt for ui Seems u are out of ur sense

Fvckstard!!!

PDPwayoo:
when will u people have sense? what has confirmation of ministers got to do with this? so because he want to confirm minister, he should be allowed to break rules and go away with it? igbos.... what is wrong with this tribe?

for your information, Buhari dont care if ministers r approved or not. he dont even want minister.

evn without the ministers,the change is now becoming inevitable

eninn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOIu0q3iuBU


Al Shaddad Bin Aous has quoted this tradition of the Holy Prophet (PBUH) "God calls for mercy in everything, so be merciful when you kill and when you slaughter, sharpen your blade to relieve its pain".

Many allegations have been made that Islamic slaughter is not humane to animals. However, Professor Schultz and his colleague Dr. Hazim of the Hanover University, Germany, proved through an experiment, using an electroencephalograph (EEG) and electrocardiogram (ECG) that * Islamic slaughter is THE humane method of slaughter * and captive bolt stunning, practiced by the Western method, causes severe pain to the animal.

The results surprised many.

Experimental Details:

1. Several electrodes were surgically implanted at various points of the skull of all animals, touching the surface of the brain.


2. The animals were allowed to recover for several weeks.
3. Some animals were slaughtered by making a swift, deep incision with a sharp knife on the neck cutting the jugular veins and carotid Arteries of both sides; as also the trachea and oesophagus Halal Method.
4. Some animals were stunned using a captive bolt pistol humane slaughter by the western method.
5. During the experiment, EEG and ECG were recorded on all animals to record the condition of the brain and heart during the course of slaughter and stunning.

Results and Discussion:

I - Halal Method

1. The first three seconds from the time of Islamic slaughter as recorded on the EEG did not show any change from the graph before slaughter, thus indicating that the animal did not feel any pain during or immediately after the incision.
2. For the following 3 seconds, the EEG recorded a condition of deep sleep - unconsciousness. This is due to a large quantity of blood gushing out from the body.
3. After the above mentioned 6 seconds, the EEG recorded zero level, showing no feeling of pain at all.
4. As the brain message (EEG) dropped to zero level, the heart was still pounding and the body convulsing vigorously (a reflex action of the spinal cord) driving maximum blood from the body: resulting in hygienic meat for the consumer.

II - Western method by C.B.P. Stunning
1. The animals were apparently unconscious soon after stunning.
2. EEG showed severe pain immediately after stunning.
3. The hearts of the animal stunned by C.B.P. stopped beating earlier as compared to those of the animals slaughtered according to the Halal method resulting in the retention of more blood in the meat. This in turn is unhygienic for the consumer.

Quoted for future use

Hmmn
U know most of the muslim musician nowadays are now deviating from islamic way of singing,they act it like drama and collaborates with fuji musicians and some yoruba artist.

Most of them are are not after following the rules of islam in music,they are after their earned-money and after that Islam don't give chance to music.

Jazakumllah khairan @ OP

HighIQ:
wetin u score

am not among deir candidate,just come to do gbeborun on the thread.

imoscoayo:
Got 102 Bs. Pilot Make una join me sing Godwin

oya back to OAU thread!

Jetson:
UI's gate shouldn't be closed yet because I'm still outside.


I know for sure that years to come, I'm gonna be a Uithes first class graduate.


I'm not gonna lose hope even though I scored 46 in the recent P'utme.


Still #Team-MBBS

I like ur courage bro
Last year I was like the same thing.In 2013 I applied for OAU,no admission same thing 2014 that I failed post utme.Some friends have told me to choose UI for dis year that i shd 4get OAU but I still put my mind dere because I have the courage.So pls dnt tink of it too much,God knws dat u had tried but he want u to keep on trying cos he has not called it time for u to enter UI,nest year will favour u.

11michael:
I need to know how many physics and mathematics courses will be offered by pharmacy students. Abegi post it please. Or better still general 100 level science courses. Thanks in advance

Dis guy farabaale! let the cut-off and list to come out nah,I knw u are in with that score,av seen some1 with 72.

dejt4u:
yes boss.. I'ma muslim.. I do post and comment in Islam section..

Salam alaekum brother

walaekum salam great scholars,u won the ramadan quiz if I dnt 4get

sonofananimal:
NA LADIES OWN WORSE PASS.

ATLEAST GUYS FIT WEAR BOXER 3 TO 4 DAYS AND NO SMELL OR WHAT SO EVER!

JUST CARRY WOMAN PANT WERE SHE WEAR FOR 2 DAYS THROWAY AM FOR RIVER SEE IF ONE THIRD OF THE FISH NO GO DIE

You wicked ooo

angiography:
u think i take it 'p'??...lolzz.

Am just saying b4 it turns e-battle.

Aspiregreat:
I don't why you should poke-nose into thismeanwhile, I have a good sense of humour.was just trying to rectify the error.

Issorite bro

angiography:
what's wrong with you young man?? U don't have a sense of humour??...abegi

Bro chill,dnt take it p.I think the guy is joking

dejt4u:
Following...

I have a question ooo, what is ISOTOPY?

am sorry bro for being too 4ward.
Do u make use of islam thread Dat moniker sounds familiar

#Buhari is seeing dis

SeverusSnape:
That imam is mad. So he doesn't want them to collect ram, but he wants Osun people to collect odourless fufu from Aregberascal



....And Buhari is marginalizing the southern part of Nigeria at the federal level, but the Imamumu did not say anything.

You are dump for autering that statement

[b]I felt sorry for those who UI has fallen,If u have been disappointed by UI,you aint disappointed by God.

Don't think u have offended somme1 or there is some witch behind you,It has happened to me several times dat I tink that same thing.God knows d reason why he do something,so rely ur hiope on God.Let's wait for the cut-off to be out,who knows it may come to ur favour.Just chill for now,erase it from ur mind it doesn't mean u are a failure.

If sorrow come in the evening,Joy will come in the moorning,I will advise u people that do not score well but score above 50 start praying. But for those who score below average,am still repeating it,it is not the end of your life,I am also in the same experience,just take heart and leave it unto God's hand,u can start looking for one means or the other to leave home dis year,maybe ur 2nd choice poly or try any other options.
Don't quit,continue trying,one day hustle will pay,ur good will now become better and then u rest.If u are going to register for another utme,it is not bad idea,u shdnt feel discouraged,just keep on reading it is not over untill it is over.Do not think of ur second schl mate dat have gained admission past you,it is not how far but hw well.May God lift everyone of us to gr8er height.[/b]

Ifyx:
38 fr pharmacy,any hope guyz

you,francistony and others doing arology shd pls stop dis nau,hw do u want dose pple dat fail to feel,it is like u are adding salt to their injury...my opinion thou.

Oya tension! O22...abeg lemme go and urinate first ooo

M busy,just let me book a space b4 I come back to decide the punishment they deserve.

Aminat508:
Which Number has the best arrangement?
1. Sex, Love and Marriage
2. Love, Marriage and Sex
3. Marriage, Love and Sex
4. Love, Sex and Marriage

And why?

Let's hear from You.

am a muslim like u.
Based on my religion dat u know,I pick No 2

Starlingslimnets,why is it dat u sight only the ladies Or u want to start ur own Moz101 course online