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Zoharariel:
Imagine, your loving sky-daddy Yahweh just transformed you from a 2-legged successful being into a 1-legged crutch leaning soon-to-be begger and you're here showering him with praises for keeping you alive to mourn your loss & envy others for the rest of your agonizing life.

@OP - I sincerely meant no offence and really do sympathize with you for your loss but unfortunately most Christians are crazy, they just don't know it - yet.

This is what religion does to people. I am deeply sad, honestly.

I m 2 much 2 be a begger mr boko haram member infact I've never seen the grace of God and upliftment of life like after the injury for Ūя̲̅ information I m successful lawyer 3 star in Nigerian Customs with my ML, and it was that time that my own blood brother became the number 4 citizen of Nigeria, Speaker house of Reps I've even gone for a leave without pay to work with my Brother as PA, I have more than 4 multimillion naira contracts right now, within these short period of time I've given a lot of graduates Fed govt jobs while others doing my contracts, God has healed me in all aspect in life......... I know what I m doing that's y ppl like u can never have my time... Better do and die b4 the 70 70 virgins given to u guys in haven will finish, I heard now its 50 50 them they give oo ppl 2much and the remaining virgins are few

Idrismusty97:
Praise the lord! He let the gas carbide explodes and shattered your legs but he kept you alive for some reasons(Reasons he wouldn't disclosed to you anyway but if you turn out to be successful in the future you can add that as one of the reasons the loving God kept you alive). If it was others he would have let them die just like the 7 in jos but he "loves" you. That's why he let the explosion only shattered your legs. Thank god.

I know what I m doing that's y ppl like u can never have my time... Better do and die b4 the 70 70 virgins given to u guys in haven will finish, I heard now its 50 50 them they give oo ppl 2much and the remaining virgins are few

David0:
It's obvious u didn't get the message.

In whatever situation u find ursef, always learn to thank God.

God saved him for reasons, of which one of them is to live to tell the story that God is still God.

don't mind the baggar bro from the way he talks he's that kind of nothern fanatic muslims that are only inspired by tales by moonligh as a religion they make mockry @ everything from christianity no matter how good the thing is... They only want to hear tales by moonlight like 70 virgins are waiting for them in heaven with big big breast like. Awater melon, (I saw 1 even hiding his dick with a very heavy concrate so that even if a bomb explodes it won't effect his dick as such he's keeping it safe for his 70 virgins in haven), what a tale? They keep on stoning the devil every year and yet he's still alive, only 1 stone that he stone them almost 1000 are sent to hell @ the spot, and what so ever is Ūя̲̅ sin if u die in that saudi na haven direct,.. Na him b say ppl from saudi na haven dem go enter direct.. Anoat. her tale is that when u kill a ram your sins for the last 2 years are forgiven and for the next 2 years too..... Don't worry about ppl like him don't even waste 15seconds of Ūя̲̅ time he's not worth it @ all... Thanks may God guide us

Idrismusty97:
Praise the lord! He let the gas carbide explodes and shattered your legs but he kept you alive for some reasons(Reasons he wouldn't disclosed to you anyway but if you turn out to be successful in the future you can add that as one of the reasons the loving God kept you alive). If it was others he would have let them die just like the 7 in jos but he "loves" you. That's why he let the explosion only shattered your legs. Thank god.

thanks God bless you bro

Dharniel:
Thank God for your life.

I really thank God bro.. May God bless you

In less than a second I just found myself on the ground white particles of some carbide chemicals all over me, my cloths torn like a rag.... What happen? that very thick carbide gas cylinder has exploaded....(In a machanic workshop where I took my car for just a minor repair) I Tried to get up in couldn't my leg was heavy, when I look @ my leg it was shattered I saw pieces of my bones outside, I saw my bone marrows falling down from my leg, blood started rushing out of my veins in 2 to 3 places with much pressure like it was coming out of a syringe..... I didn't here any pain but why? Or Is it a dream? I tried to compose myself and, I started moving backward while sitting down..... Now I am fully aware its only my leg... I started thanking God I m alive, people started coming back 1 after the other because they all ran away..... In less than 5 minutes as 3ppl including a police officer were taking me to the hospital my mind was fully occupied with the fear of loosing my leg, coz the damage was so much that I lost the hope of ever using my left leg...... .... Since from that faithfull day 28 Dec, 2014, the weeks I spend in the hospital, with 4 different series of surgeries, I've been trying my possible best not to feel bad or ask God why me, or feel as if some 1 is after me or so, the greatest source of encouragement I got came from 2 different ppl that told me that God saved me for a very strong reason because reason because victims of carbide gas explosion hardly survive, it killed 7 ppl on the spot in jos and another that killed 4 on the spot in lagos........... Now why am I writting this in Nairalad? I tried all I could to delete that particular sceen of the incident from my mind coz when ever i remember the pain I feel I my heart is more than the injury itself, I discover that the pain of the heart is more painfull than the phisical pain of the body, succeeded in doing that but today it cameback even though with no pain, but I just can't sleep last night till 4:30am.... My spirit told me to share this story in my page it will encourage some 1....... Well if you are that person I want you to know that no matter what your condition is WORRY, SELF PITTY, BLAMING SOME 1 or even asking God WHY ME are all from the pit of HELL to toment you, they will never help your sitiation..... 1st of all thank God you are alive, so many people could not even open their eyes after a bomb went off and they are dead, but for you Ūя̲̅ alive, The major key to happiness is Just thank God for what ever is your sitiation..... Most of all. #what ever will not kill you will only make you strong#... I thank God for his grace, faithfulness, protection, inspiration and Love over me that I have no reason to worry...... Remain Blessed

mart2k:
I surrender

bro take a look @ https://www.nairaland.com/2642071/ministerial-list-fresh-nomination-crisis. Tinibu the wailing wailer lol

seunmsg:
Tribune can write whatever nonsense they like, the fact remains Fashola, Fayemi, Ngige and Lai Mohammed who all made the list are core Tinubu loyalist. With the exception of Ngige, Tinubu made them all and they remain his loyalist till today.

PDP and their wailing tribune can continue to deceive their gullible wailers while Tinubu continues to expand his political influence.

tinibu is wailing he's even considering joining PDP

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freedom96:
he's not talking abt owning the car wash,being there as a worker.You wash the cars yourself.Can u get a 100k in a month by washing cars?

as a university graduate I don't expect him to continue working in a car wash even ifhe can't get, as a graduate I only expect him to work there for 1-3 months in order to gain the experience to start his own, I don't think owning a car wash is capital intensive.......... I have a friend that owns a very good laundry laundry b4 he got a job, and when he got the job he still gave the laundry to 1 of our friends too that is still jobless, this guy tells me that aAfter all expenses he still saves 50-80 monthly....... Being a graduate is nothing but being creative is the majnor issue

freedom96:
me this kind topics scare me o.Car wash after bagging a degree?Our condition no good o

Mr u never know say a correct car wash wey na u get am go give u more than 100k in a month minus expenses open Ūя̲̅ eyes ooo

McCarlito:
I would simply say... There's no far gain in Government work except the immediate.. And one way we will all retire.. Now that u have the means I would simply suggest u open up some private business or anything business.. There must have been some that caught ur fancies.. Start them up so u can always fall back on it instead of keeping ur hands crossed on a daily basis...
NB: I'm also a uniform personell

thanks

I m a graduate of Economics, I served in 2009/2010, I was employed by a bank briefly from 2010-2011, I got employed by the Nigeria Custom from 2011 to date.
I was able to achieve all these with the help of my uncle who happens to be 1 of the top shots in todays Nigeria, if I must say it he's among the 1st 4 in power rankings as far govt is concerned, this is all I will say about him I won't mention his name.

The problem I have now is that I was involved in a very terrible accident that almost cost me 1 of my leg few months back, the accident made the effected leg shorter than the healthy 1, and its certain that I will end up walking only with the help of a walking stick in the future unless a miracle happens, the problem now is that I so much fear my future with the para-military, I may be well connected to remain @ work for some times but that connection may end 1 day, para-military and military in Nigeria end up retiring their officers that have 1 issue or the other with their legs declaring them incapacitated.... I don't want to leave my work considering the kind of brighter future I may have if I m not 1 day declared incapacitated in the future......

The temptation of meeting my uncle for another job on medical grounds can not just leave me coz this is some 1 that can get u a job with just a phone call.... If I consider the number of people that are jobless I feel if I go and meet him for another job I may be tagged as an ungrateful person and it won't go well with me @ all...
Something is also telling me that I should just concentrate on my job while I make sure I have an Msc and PhD before considering what next to do.... Pls I need your advice what should I do?

NB: pls forgive my gramatical and spelling errors if any.... Thanks

pet4ril:
he's still and will remain the vice president for at least 4yrs and it's even better to be the president's boy boy than than been a boy boy to a business man that you will beg everything. ...Good things always follow those that appreciates it. Boy boy my foot mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

vice president for where? as. Far as I m concerned I rather be a strong power brocker like El-rufai than to be the kind of Osibanjo's vice president so for Ūя̲̅ mind osibanjo powerful pass el-rufai? In Nigeria today funny....... Let me assure u God forbid but even if PMB is no more Osinbajo can never be president lie lie we no go gree, we rather bring back GEJ............ Power hungry ppln like tinibu and his boys

I m a graduate of Economics, I served in 2009/2010, I was employed by a bank briefly from 2010-2011, I got employed by the Nigeria Custom from 2011 to date.
I was able to achieve all these with the help of my uncle who happens to be 1 of the top shots in todays Nigeria, if I must say it he's among the 1st 4 in power rankings as far govt is concerned, this is all I will say about him I won't mention his name.

The problem I have now is that I was involved in a very terrible accident that almost cost me 1 of my leg few months back, the accident made the effected leg shorter than the healthy 1, and its certain that I will end up walking only with the help of a walking stick in the future unless a miracle happens, the problem now is that I so much fear my future with the para-military, I may be well connected to remain @ work for some times but that connection may end 1 day, para-military and military in Nigeria end up retiring their officers that have 1 issue or the other with their legs declaring them incapacitated.... I don't want to leave my work considering the kind of brighter future I may have if I m not 1 day declared incapacitated in the future......

The temptation of meeting my uncle for another job on medical grounds can not just leave me coz this is some 1 that can get u a job with just a phone call.... If I consider the number of people that are jobless I feel if I go and meet him for another job I may be tagged as an ungrateful person and it won't go well with me @ all...
Something is also telling me that I should just concentrate on my job while I make sure I have an Msc and PhD before considering what next to do.... Pls I need your advice what should I do?

NB: pls forgive my gramatical and spelling errors if any.... Thanks

Lalasticlala:

Yes

PhockPhockMan:
http://www.leadership.ng/news/463944/again-senate-passes-a-vote-on-confidence-on-saraki

haters go make una go hug transfomer

kestolove95:
Thief wife

I know how u wish to be in her position even if na arm robber wife

freddymanny49:
Hello Nairalanders,

I am in a big mess at this point in my life. I have been suffering from low potency for months now. I don't get morning erection like i used to some 3 - 4 years back and beyond. It is causing me so much worry and pain that I had to call of engagement. I feel dead and dry on the inside. What do I do to stop this mess from messing and ruining my life. I don't want to use viagra to get it up because I am aware of the long term effects. I am still young and I am too young to be using viagra. I need serious help.

you didn't mention the possible cause, I need 2 know the history of what you think may be the possible cause, it may be an. Infection from a woman, too mucnh of alcohol or drugs, or diet! U need to run a number of tasts before u will be diagnosed... But for now before that I advice you to change Ūя̲̅ diet to 70%-80% fresh fruits and vegetables... And also see Ūя̲̅ Doc as soon as possible

krimi:
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mart2k:
yea, but y is it that Dogara and house of reps av nt made any public statement on d issue at hand. Dnt u think it is a clear sign that they av shifed tent?

Hon Dogara is a very wise person, since I knew him he uses wisdom in everything he does, @ times he even use his political enemies to achieve greater things and no matter what u do to him he'll never fight u the way politicians do..... So this strategy makes him stronger, for Saraki, Hon Dogara knows the truth that him Saraki is wrong in 1 way or the other, he was not smart enought 2 cover his tracks, but the truth here almost all politicians do thesame thing most especially all this former govenors, but nobody will talk about it untill they want to use it against you, so by implication Saraki's trial is a witch hunt..... That's why Hon Body language only signifies that he's only interested in making peace between Saraki and his enemies but he won't back any 1, even thou its still clear even if the Succeed in removing Saraki they won't have their way only the worst, coz definately PDP will highjack the senate presidency.... just wait ans see.......

mart2k:
I surrender

lol,..... I have to follow all the trends in the National assembly, this the 9th year I've been SA to Hon Dogara Yakubu till date and you know they are from the same camp with Saraki, so we can't afford to loose any information on the happenings @ the Nat assembly... If Saraki will loose his seat the body language of the senators would have said it.... Hope you understand.

mart2k:
C, I dnt v anytin 2 prove but, d point is that d same Lawal wl stil lead d senate weneva Saraki is get rid of

lawal can only be senate president in Ūя̲̅ dreams...... Simple calculation will tell u that they don't have that number... The whole of PDP senators are with Saraki, all the fomer gov in the senate except Abdullahi Adamu are with Saraki all the minority tribes within the middle belt are with saraki, the north is divided in to two saraki has half, how many senators remain? 21 or even less, better wake up from Ūя̲̅ dream and face reality

kunzaar83:
Can u prove where PMB specifically mention tinibu and buhari's block? And u think Buhari is a fool that he'll abandon his fellow General to go for some 1 not even close to their calibre, and let me tell u something that u should better know..... No any northerner allow tinibu to have anything of influence in nigeria apart from that commissioner that is claiming to be vp... U think northerners don't also want to be godfathers ko? Hahaahah Ūя̲̅ so funny, than tinibu to be god father to senate president it will be or house of reps, wallahi it is better to have a democracy without legislative arm... Lawan lost the interest of most northern power blocs the day he recognise himself with tinibu, and 2 say he didn't even recognise with tinibu he would have won hands down... Oya prove Ūя̲̅ point

oboy u funny o! 2 even compare some 1 of Obasanjo's calibre with common tinibu, if not bcoz of MKO's demise who will even know of tinibu's existence even in lagos state talk less of nigeria? U people are just deceiving Ūя̲̅self over there that tinibu is powerful, let me make it clear to u that anything that tinibu can even influence if not for d interest of northern nigeria it won't work its only OBJ that can work out something worth fighting for in the interest of the west and succeed... Tinibu ke, in fact for PMB's success for the presidency remove all the votes from south west that tinibu influence and see weather PMB will still not win... Go and look @ the statistics and see, una too dey over exaggerate this tinibu of a guy... In the senate he has nobody influential @ reps only gbajabiamila and he will not even have any influence @ the house coz the north knows who's interest he's there to protect... Oboy think big, think Nigeria, don't have shallow brain to be keeping only small issues like tinibu

mart2k:
yea, am aware of d link u shared but, d point is that, OBJ just want to hijack what he cannot hijack; he does nt want to stoop so low to Tinubu daz y u c him acting that way. Like I said earlier, Buhari has spoken and he has spoken well, whatever has to do wit ministerial appointment in d south west lies wit Tinubu. Daz my point

Can u prove where PMB specifically mention tinibu and buhari's block? And u think Buhari is a fool that he'll abandon his fellow General to go for some 1 not even close to their calibre, and let me tell u something that u should better know..... No any northerner allow tinibu to have anything of influence in nigeria apart from that commissioner that is claiming to be vp... U think northerners don't also want to be godfathers ko? Hahaahah Ūя̲̅ so funny, than tinibu to be god father to senate president it will be or house of reps, wallahi it is better to have a democracy without legislative arm... Lawan lost the interest of most northern power blocs the day he recognise himself with tinibu, and 2 say he didn't even recognise with tinibu he would have won hands down... Oya prove Ūя̲̅ point

mart2k:
I dnt like typing much but ur comment made me laf out very loud. That Lasun u mentioned can not sit in d same room wit Tinubu because he sees it as disrespecful. For ur information, Lasun is an errand boy to Tinubu, infact, I dnt knw hw to rate Lasun in Tinubu's book; he is lesser than an errand boy. Dogara is under Tinubu too if u dnt know. U said Tinubu wl b shamed by d time Buhari appoints his ministers, well I dnt understnd wat u mean here but if u v been following d issue of cabinet formation, u wl read Buhari's comment abt 2 wks ago that APC only has two blocs for ministerial appointment and he named them as Buhari's bloc and Tinubu bloc. He said it categorically that d south west bloc is for Tinubu but begged him 2 consider OBJ candidates. Mind u, d bloc reffered to by mr president is North n South. Buhari handles d N/west n cn stil influence who emerge frm d remaining 2 zones in d north; dsaame thing is applicable to Tinubu. So, y ar u saying that Tinubu is nt relevant in Nigeria politics. Wit wat is goin on at d senate now, u wl knw that SP days ar numbered,Lawan who is Tinubu candidate wl stil com n lead d senate

tinibu ke, Ūя̲̅ just so funny but read this http://dailypost.ng/2015/09/19/how-obasanjo-scuttled-tinubus-ambition-of-producing-buharis-finance-minister/ tinibu my nyash

dainformant:
The convoy of former governor of Bayelsa State and governorship aspirant on the platform of the All Progressives Congress, Chief Timipre Sylva, -pictured obeying the traffic light in Yenagoa today as he arrived Bayelsa's capital ahead of tomorrow APC primary election.......

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/09/bayelsa-election-see-photos-of-timipre.htm

abegie

LocalChamp:
Posted By: Jide Babalolaon

Attempts to get the reaction of Senator Bukola Saraki’s political ally, Senator Dino Melaye, to the warrant of arrest issued by the Code of Conduct Tribunal against the Senate President yesterday met a brick wall.

Melaye, known widely as one of Saraki’s most vocal supporters, declined comment when our correspondent contacted him yesterday, raising suspicion that the proverbial hand of the clock may have turned a full circle at the upper chamber of the National Assembly.

Melaye, the spokesman of Senator Saraki’s campaign for the Senate President position, had maintained his vocal posture while Saraki defied the All Progressives Congress’ directive on the filling of Senate positions.

He is currently facing his own legal challenges in the Kabba/Lokoja Senatorial constituency where Senator Smart Adeyemi is seeking a reversal of Melaye’s victory in the 2015 senatorial elections.

Melaye, who is currently the Chairman of the Senate Ad-hoc Committee on Media and Publicity. declined to send any response to our reporter’s text message demanding his reaction.

Before and after the text message, about 15 calls our correspondent made to his phone went unanswered.

Repeated calls and text messages made to the telephone lines of other senators also went unanswered while two of them sought more time as they cautiously weighed the implications of the development.

The fate of the four committees inaugurated by the Senate on July 29, this year may hang in the balance if the power equation, including the Saraki leadership of the Senate is altered as a result of the unfolding developments.

The four committees are the Selection Committee, the Rules and Business Committee, the Ethics and Privileges Committee and the Ad-hoc Committee on Publicity.

Senate President Bukola Saraki heads the Selection Committee while the Rules and Business Committee is headed by Senator Babajide Omoworare from Osun East Senatorial District and the Senate Ethics and Privileges Committee has Senator Samuel Anyanwu from Imo East Senatorial District as its Chairman.

http://thenationonlineng.net/jitters-in-sarakis-camp-as-dino-melaye-other-senators-keep-mum/

keeping quiet is not fear

I claim Ūя̲̅ blessings Papa