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Jokes Etc › Re: Read What This Guy Told A Friend That Asked Him For Money by kurt09(m): 9:24am On Mar 21, 2015

Politics › Re: A Nairalander Prophesied Buhari Victory by kurt09(op): 8:31am On Mar 21, 2015

aliyusamaila52:
Good Dream Sai Baba

Politics › Re: A Nairalander Prophesied Buhari Victory by kurt09(op): 8:30am On Mar 21, 2015

OrlandoOwoh:
Even Jonathan had the same dream. Buhari will defeat him convincingly.

Politics › APC To Voters: Ignore IGP On Voting Directives by kurt09(op): 10:37pm On Mar 20, 2015

The All Progressives
Congress (APC) has told voters to ignore the order of the Inspector- General of Police, Suleiman Abba that they go home after
casting their ballots
during the forthcoming
elections.
The party in a
statement issued in Lagos on Friday by its National Publicity
Secretary, Alhaji Lai
Mohammed said the
electorate should
rather listen to the INEC Chairman, Prof. Attahiru
Jega, who said the
electoral law does not state anywhere that voters cannot or should not wait to watch and ensure that their votes are counted. The party therefore
urged the electorate to make sure they stayed behind to protect their votes after casting their
ballots, as was the case in 2011.
APC said contrary to
the suspicious directive by the IGP, INEC encourages voters to stay behind and watch their votes counted,
saying the law expects such voters to stay behind but to conduct themselves in an orderly manner.
”According to Jega, who appeared on Channels TV on Friday morning, the electoral law says anyone that has no business with the electoral process at the polling booths but desires to monitor events should stay at least some metres away from the polling agents and completely away from the ballot
box after casting their votes. ”The INEC Chairman further clarified that all registered voters have businesses with the process and can
therefore not be classified as people that don’t have businesses at polling units.
”Therefore, the IGP has no constitutional right or powers under the constitution or Police
Act to rewrite the
electoral law. The role of the police is to maintain law and order or such other assistance as may be sought from
the police by INEC,” the party said.
It also called on
Nigerians to ignore the so-called public service announcement
concerning the show of force by government
security agencies,
saying it is part of
efforts to intimidate the electorate and pave the way for the PDP to rig the elections.
APC also asked
Nigerians to ignore the SMS being sent around by the agents of the
PDP, asking them to
send their names and the last five digits of their VIN (Voter Identification Number) to certain numbers.
”These and other
messages are being
sent out by the PDP to steal people’s PVCs, intimidate voters and manipulate the
elections. Nigerians
should never allow that to happen,” the party said. www.newtelegraphonline.com/apc-to-voters-ignore-igp-on-voting-directives/

Politics › Re: Who Will Win Next Week Presidential Election? by kurt09(m): 9:30pm On Mar 20, 2015

Baawaa:
If we have free,fair,transparent and credible election,General Muhammed Buhari will win Jonathan hands down.

Who dash Osama clipper?

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Business › Re: Exchange Rate Of Naira To Other African Currencies by kurt09(m): 7:51pm On Mar 20, 2015

timifizzy:
680.00 ZAR(South African Rands)=11,257.83 NGN

Thanks alot. Actually, i wanted to buy an item from SA. Item Price: R189.00. Shipping to Nigeria. R488.00. Speechless!

Business › Re: Exchange Rate Of Naira To Other African Currencies by kurt09(m): 6:07pm On Mar 20, 2015

nairabetguru:
African Curriencies
Angolan Kwanza (AOA)
0.5395
Burundian Franc (BIF)
7.892
Botswanan Pula (BWP)
0.05045
Congolese Franc (CDF)
4.653
Cape Verdean Escudo (CVE)
0.517
Djiboutian Franc (DJF)
0.8949
Algerian Dinar (DZD)
0.4888
Egyptian Pound (EGP)
0.03841
Ethiopian Birr (ETB)
0.1026
Falkland Islands Pound (FKP)
0.003411
Gambian Dalasi (GMD)
0.2168

1 Nigerian Naira equals
0.019 Ghanaian Cedi

Guinean Franc (GNF)
36.73
Kenyan Shilling (KES)
0.4631
Comorian Franc (KMF)
2.32
Lebanese Pound (LBP)
7.553
Liberian Dollar (LRD)
0.4257
Lesotho Loti (LSL)
0.06164
Libyan Dinar (LYD)
0.006845
Moroccan Dirham (MAD)
0.05029
Malagasy Ariary (MGA)
15.03
Mauritanian Ouguiya (MRO)
1.465
Mauritian Rupee (MUR)
0.1838
Malawian Kwacha (MWK)
2.201
Mozambican Metical (MZN)
0.1736
Namibian Dollar (NAD)
0.06164
Rwandan Franc (RWF)
3.462
Seychellois Rupee (SCR)
0.06794
Sudanese Pound (SDG)
0.02928
Saint Helena Pound (SHP)
0.003411
Sierra Leonean Leone (SLL)
22.05
Somali Shilling (SOS)
3.553
Sao Tome and Principe Dobra (STD)
115.1
Swazi Lilangeni (SZL)
0.06164
Tunisian Dinar (TND)
0.009878
Tanzanian Shilling (TZS)
9.256
Ugandan Shilling (UGX)
14.56
CFA Franc BEAC (XAF)
3.088
CFA Franc BCEAO (XOF)
3.087
South African Rand (ZAR)
0.06169
Zambian Kwacha (ZMK)
26.44
Zimbabwean Dollar (ZWL)
1.623

Abeg convert this stuff SA R680 to naira. ASAP

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Romance › Re: How Many Guys Can Say #amen To This Prayer???? by kurt09(m): 11:17am On Mar 20, 2015

Amen

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Health › Herbal Teas That Can Heal You by kurt09(op): 9:31pm On Mar 11, 2015

Rosemary tea is a healthy and beneficial way to make your muscles happy. It helps muscles relax and it is effective when it comes to digestive system. Also, if you have bladder and liver problems, this herbal tea is the right solution for you. It is beneficial to mild asthma and cough symptoms.

Hibiscus flower tea is another very popular one. Not only does it have a very exotic taste and smell, it is also known to lower blood pressure and strengthen the immune system, since it is rich in Vitamin C. The infusions are good for reducing hypertension and high cholesterol.

Cardamom tea is loved for its aromatic flavour. It prevents stomach pain and reduces nausea. If you drink too much coffee, a couple of cups of this tea can help you eliminate caffeine from your system.

Green tea can lower cancer risks and inhibit carcinogens. Also, it stops certain tumours from forming. It helps in lowering cholesterol and triglyceride levels and therefore is very good for the heart.

Rosehip tea is very beneficial to the immune system, tissue health, adrenalin function, and the skin.

Milk thistle herb, when consumed as tea, is a very gentle and effective liver cleanser. It contains properties that help the liver regenerate and work better. It helps the digestive process.

Echinacea herb contains active substances that enhance the immune system and reduce inflammation. It also has antioxidant effects. Its leaves and flowers are believed to contain polysaccharides that are known to boost the immune system.

Lemongrass teas are usually served after dinner in order to help digestion. It is beneficial to the stomach, thanks to a substance called citral.

Blackberry leaves tea contains a healthy dose of flavonoids, a substance known for its antioxidant activities and therefore, they are good for your immune system.

Source: www.4allmindsandbodies.com

Health › Herbal Teas That Can Heal You by kurt09(op): 8:52pm On Mar 11, 2015

Health › Http://www.punchng.com/health/healthwise/herbal-teas-that-can-heal-you-2 by kurt09(op): 7:31pm On Mar 11, 2015

Technology Market › Re: MTN 1gb Now N350, 10gb = N2900 - WhatsApp: 08092002503 by kurt09(m): 10:51am On Mar 11, 2015

Wow. It's legit. Thanks Tavox. Got my 1gb in less than 3mins. More power to your elbow.

Technology Market › Re: MTN 1gb Now N350, 10gb = N2900 - WhatsApp: 08092002503 by kurt09(m): 10:00am On Mar 11, 2015

Bank payment only? Where your account number? I need MTN 1gb Asap

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by kurt09(m): 7:51am On Mar 10, 2015

arinze84:
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DE ALL KNEW DERE CANDIDIATES B4 D APPLICATION START SELF.....NAIJA I HAIL OO......WE WEY NO GET OGA AT D TOP WETIN WE GO DO NA...BUT NA GOD B MY OWN OGA AT D TOP........

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I scored 70. Don't know anybody but was shortlisted. NB From Imo state.

Politics › INEC Extends Distribution Of PVCS By 2 Weeks - Channels Television by kurt09(op): 4:42pm On Mar 08, 2015

The Independent
National Electoral
Commission, (INEC)
has extended the
distribution of the
Permanent Voter Cards (PVCs) by two
weeks . INEC says the exercise will continue across the country until March 22, 2015.
www.channelstv.com/2015/03/08/inec-extends-distribution-pvcs-2weeks/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

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Health › Re: Chinese Herbal Products For Any Kind Of Infection. by kurt09(m): 10:07pm On Mar 06, 2015

Yet to see Constilease impact. One week gone.

Politics › Lagos State House Of Assembly Grant Themselves Lifetime Benefits. by kurt09(op): 6:11pm On Mar 05, 2015

SaharaReporters has
learned about a bill
recently introduced inthe Lagos State House
of Assembly to
approve luxurious lifelong benefits to the legislative body’s
speaker and deputy
speaker. The bill proposes to
grant the two officials, who are members of the All Progressives
Congress (APC),
pensions that amount to 100 percent of their
annual basic salary forlife , after their tenure as leaders in the state assembly expires. The bill also proposes
such additional benefits as a free house anywhere in Lagos State and a free vehicle paid for from state funds. In a move that two APC
insiders criticized for
being corrupt and
selfish, the two
legislative officials are also meant to receive unlimited allowance for
furnishing their free
homes, security
personnel for life, and free medical treatment
for the officials and their families for life.
Other obscene benefits include additional
allowances for housing
maintenance, vehicle
maintenance, and entertainment—each category calculated at
10 percent of the
officials’ base salary.
The officials’ utility
allowance is at 20 percent of their base
salary. In addition, the bill stipulates that the state governor and
deputy governor as
well as their families
would receive free medical treatment for life. All designated
members of the state leadership would have
pensionable drivers for life as well. The scandalous bill is
cited as “the Public
Office Holder (Payment
of Pension) Law 2007 (Amendment) Law 2015.” “This bill is a slap on the
faces of the hapless
residents of Lagos
State who pay through their noses for amenities that are mostly inadequate or
absent,” said a critic of the bill, an APC member. He added, “This is a senseless war by some
decadent APC leaders against the public interest.” A member of the state
assembly, who said he found the bill shocking, said the proposed bill was introduced at a
time Nigeria’s public attention was focused squarely on national elections, the counterinsurgency
against Boko Haram in the north.
www.saharareporters.com/2015/03/03/apc-leaders-lagos-state-house-assembly-grant-themselves-lifetime-benefits-opulent

Politics › Boko Haram Mass Gwoza, Several Residents Killed. by kurt09(op): 5:31pm On Mar 05, 2015

Boko Haram fighters have massed in northeast Nigeria's Gwoza and killed several residents in the
town considered to be the group's
headquarters, a witness and a senator said
Thursday. Senator Ali Ndume told
AFP he had received
reports of the insurgent build-up in the town where Boko Haram last year had declared its caliphate. Ndume and a woman who fled Gwoza on
Tuesday said militant
fighters had also killed several young males.
www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/article-2981300/Boko-Haram-fighters-mass-Gwoza-residents-killed.html

Crime › Re: Wife Hides Husband’s Dead Body Indoors For Three Years In Lagos by kurt09(m): 8:29pm On Mar 04, 2015

Typeless

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 4th March 2015 by kurt09(m): 6:53pm On Mar 04, 2015

APC ALERT

publicenemy:
End of season table

1. Mann City
2. Man United
3. Arsenal
4. Liverpool
5. Chelsea

If you don't like it...

#GOANDDIE.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 4th March 2015 by kurt09(m): 6:45pm On Mar 04, 2015

Smell goal festival

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by kurt09(m): 8:48pm On Feb 28, 2015

Finally, i wrote few minutes ago. Don't give up. Thank You Jesus Christ. Between just received email from faan. Was expecting energy drink lol

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by kurt09(m): 7:51pm On Feb 28, 2015

Romance › There Are Different Types Of Banks (girls) In Nigeria by kurt09(op): 6:09pm On Feb 28, 2015

1. A girl who asks for money all the time is
called
"Commercial Bank"
2. A girl who calls you for food always is
called
"Agricultural Development Bank"
3. A girl that uses your money to take care of
other
family
members is called "National
Investment Bank"
4. A girl who prefers to have sex after
marriage is
"Social Security Bank"
5. A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity
Bank"
6. A girl who loves every available man is
"Access
Bank"
7. A girl who dates men from
different countries is "Intercontinental bank"
8. A girl who doesn't demand too much
money is
called "Micro Finance Bank"
9. Dating a woman older than you is called
"Union
Bank" or "Wema Bank"
10.A girl who is always faithful and
trustworthy to
her guy is called "Guaranty Trust Bank"
11.A girl who gets sexxed first night is called,
"First
bank"
12.A girl who uses all your money to buy
jewelries
is called "Diamond bank"
Ladies, which "Bank" Are You?
Guys, Which "Bank" Is Your
Girlfriend ?
BE HONEST and laugh...lol

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by kurt09(m): 1:29pm On Feb 28, 2015

Speechless! Commentless! Typeless! That's how you(faan) make me feel...

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by kurt09(m): 5:12pm On Feb 25, 2015

Dmcool:
What's going on? the site isn't opening. and I was slated for 5- 6 pm today.

Same here

Politics › Re: PDP Lambast APC Over Location Of Buhari’s Interview by kurt09(m): 6:12am On Feb 24, 2015

Quite Unfortunate.

Politics › Re: Fayose Celebrates Obj's Exit From PDP In A Front Page Advert In Sun Newspaper by kurt09(m): 8:35am On Feb 23, 2015

Smell hypocrites. When Obj tore his membership card we hailed him. Though it was a wanton exhibition of toutish lifestyle. Now we are condemning Fayose for celebrating his inglorious exit. Am yet to made up my mind who i will vote for because the level of lies and cover up by politicians when view with your spiritual eyes is alarming.

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Romance › Strange Obsession by kurt09(op): 8:17am On Feb 21, 2015

My brother’s way of expressing his sexual exploit is piling up of ladies’ panties. I have a twin brother; we are both of the same gender. I am becoming a bit worried for his life, as he thinks keeping the panties of women makes him a conqueror of territories. We are both married but his philosophy of sex differs from mine entirely. Whenever he sleeps with a lady, he would pay them off to have their panties, inscribe their names on them and keep the panties for record purpose. Presently, he has lost count after 105 different panties. Is he safe or can he be helped? www.punchng.com/entertainment/sex-sexuality/updating-is-welcome/

Politics › Re: Six Killed, Many Hospitalized As Buhari Supporters Raze PDP Campaign Office by kurt09(m): 4:50pm On Feb 16, 2015

Sacrificial lambs.

Politics › Re: APC Raises Alarm Over Withdrawal Of Customs, Immigration Personnel From Border by kurt09(m): 3:27pm On Feb 16, 2015

I don't believe this. A man termed clueless can't give this order

Anasko:
The All Progressives Congress (APC) has raised the alarm over a strange directive ordering the withdrawal of Customs, Immigration and other security personnel from the country’s border posts in Kebbi and Katsina States, wondering what purpose such a directive was meant to serve.
In a statement issued in Lagos on Monday by its National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, the party said the verbal directive led to the total withdrawal of the stated personnel from the border posts in the two states, leaving the posts unmanned.
It wondered who gave the order and for what purpose, and asked the Federal Government to immediately tell Nigerians what happened.
”It will not be enough for the government to tell Nigerians that it is not aware of such a development, because that will be more egregious than what happened in the first instance, and will amount to the government not being able to secure the country’s borders.
”It is also necessary to tell Nigerians how many states were affected by such orders. We were only made aware of two, but there is the possibility that the directive could have been more widespread,” APC said.
The party said with no one left to man the borders in the affected areas for as long as the directive lasted, which is yet to be determined, anything could have happened.
”Who gave the verbal order? Was the order given verbally so that there will be no evidence of it? Were the Customs, Immigration and other security personnel ordered away to allow the free entry of contraband goods, election materials, weapons, terrorists or what?
”Even with our borders manned, Boko Haram terrorists have been marauding freely along the border areas. Will this illegal order not worsen the security situation, at a time the government is giving Nigerians the assurance that it will deal Boko Haram a mortal blow within six weeks?” it queried.
APC said the development, coming a day after leaflets were distributed in Gombe asking people to stay away from polling booths on election days, raises more fears over the ongoing scheming by the Jonathan Administration and the PDP to ensure the rescheduled elections do not hold.
”In pursuit of this objective, these band of desperate people will do anything, including threatening the very existence of the country. Nigerians must not allow them,” the party said.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/apc-raises-alarm-withdrawal-customs-immigration-personnel-border-posts/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Celebrities › Re: Hacker Exposes Yemi Alade & Phyno's Secret Romance? (Pics) by kurt09(m): 3:55pm On Feb 14, 2015

End time things

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