₦airaland Forum

Mary Oloiparuni was 13 when she was mutilated. Restrained in a doorway early one morning in her home, she was cut, bled profusely and experienced agonizing pain. The scarring she endured then continues to cause her pain today, 19 years later. It has made giving birth to each of her five children an excruciating and harrowing experience.

“Mary is not alone. At least 200 million girls and women alive today have had their genitals mutilated – suffering one of the most inhuman acts of gender-based violence in the world.

Female Genital Mutilation (FGM) also known as Female Circumcision is the practice of partially or totally removing the external Instruments especially the clitoris of girls and young women in a bid to control their sexuality.

To understand why this practice is rampant in most underdeveloped countries, one has to understand the function of the clitoris.

The clitoris is the only known body part in a man or a woman with the sole purpose of sexual pleasure. Yes, you heard that right.

Let me shock you even more, do you realize that the clitoris is the only part of the human body that never ages? An 80-year-old clit looks and works the same as a 20 year old one.

With over 8,000 nerve endings in the tip of the clitoris alone (double the number of those in a penis), the clitoris is by far the most sensitive erogenous zone of female’s body or any human for that matter.

The clitoris is actually the center of gravity in the sense that more women derive sexual pleasure via stimulation of the clitoris than through vaginal penetration.

Now think about it.

What better way to curtail a female’s high sexual urge and keep them sexually tamed than cutting off the clitoris, primarily hers to derive pleasure from?

This barbaric act rooted deep in many cultural beliefs in Africa has been frowned at by medical and sex experts globally with increased pressure from World Health Organization (WHO) and other bodies to put an end to this act.

To help push the anti-FGM message and eradicate FGM, the International Day of Zero Tolerance for Female Genital Mutilation was set up by the United Nations. This awareness day takes place yearly on February 6.

In the words of Antonio Guterres, United Nations Secretary-General, “Female Genital Mutilation is an abhorrent human rights violation affecting over 200 million women and girls around the world. It denies them their dignity, endangers their health and causes needless pain and suffering, even death. FGM is rooted in gender inequalities… limiting opportunities for girls and women to realize their rights and full potential.”

Any culture which allows a man to explore and enjoy his sexuality to the fullest to the extent of marrying as many wives as he wants but a woman is ‘sexually caged’ and forced to accept a limited sexual life is a flawed, insensitive and outrageously misogynistic culture and should be abolished.

Leave her vagina alone.

A few months after defeating incumbent President, Goodluck Jonathan to emerge as President of the World’s most populous black nation, President Buhari while speaking with some youths in commemoration of the International Youth Day 2015, applauded young Nigerians for their contributions towards his emergence as the President of the country.

According to him, “I can assure you, my young compatriots, that you have written your names in history and you will be remembered as true heroes of our democracy and as architects of change.”

President Muhammadu Buhari acknowledged the ‘vital’ role played by Nigerian youths in the 2015 general elections, describing them as “architects of change”.

Nigerians especially the youths got fed up with the state of affairs in the country under the then leadership​ of President Goodluck Jonathan and with their enormous voting power contributed to his ouster from office and emergence of President Buhari as the 4th Democratically elected President since the return of Democracy in Africa’s powerhouse, Nigeria.

After four years of mismanagement, ethnic nepotism, corruption on a different scale, escalation of poverty, high handedness, flaunting of court orders, cronyism, under Buhari’s administration, the same youths who voted him massively now want him out.

But there is a catch.

Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASSU) is currently in negotiations with the Federal Government to end a strike that commenced in November, last year.

According to Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) figures, out of the 84 million people registered to vote in the upcoming elections, about 22 million are students which represent approximately 27% of the voting pool.

Ask yourself this question.

Where did most of these students undertake their voter registration and are most likely required to vote?

Their campuses, right?

ASUU is on strike.
Schools remain shut.
Campuses are closed.
Students are far away at home.
The election is in a few days time.

Where would the students vote?

Is the prolonged strike and failure to reach an agreement with ASUU, a ploy by The Federal Government of Nigeria to disenfranchisement a majority of the students or just a mere coincidence?

Only time will tell.

.

habhidhemhii:
Seyitant@yahoo.com
Thank you so much. God bless you!

Please guys, charlesnwolisa@gmail.com is my email. Kindly forward to me. Thank you. God bless.

Sugher:
Please kindly forward to me
Mesagan2004@yahoo.com

Thanks

Please dear. Could you kindly forward the PQ to me if you have received it via charlesnwolisa@gmail.com

God bless you.

“I thought it was a dream but it was actually happening. He had his hands on my breasts and was handling them. I was too shocked to move at first but when I got myself. I jerked up like I had a seizure”. She said while pausing to take a sip of her drink.

After her sip, she continued “The Priest is a family friend and I have always known since I was younger. I was in school and didn't think much into him inviting me to his house to spend the night. Come to think of it, I was just naive. What was I thinking?”, she said looking rather lost.

“I got to his house, eat, we watched TV and I showered and he told me to sleep on his bed with him. It was big bed and my naivety didn't make me see more than a friendly man looking for my company. I was soon fast asleep to be awoken by his “holy” hands on me. She added.

WT*!!!!

Here I was looking like a slowpoke as I couldn't believe what I was actually hearing. I actually thought stories of men of God’s randy lifestyles were only made up to taint their images by their ‘enemies’. But on second thought, this was not the first time or was it even the tenth time I was hearing something of this nature live and direct from the horse’s mouth.

I was flabbergasted and that is putting it lightly.

Come to think of it, I have heard stories.

Stories of Priests defiling young boys in their parishes.
Stories of Pastors sleeping with the female folks in their congregation.
Stories of so called men of God getting other women pregnant.
Stories of married Pastors heading big churches lusting and asking sexual favors from young girls they have helped nurture in the Faith.
Stories of anointed men seeking the ‘anointing’ in between the legs of other women.
Stories of Preachers in the guise of prayer, preying on solution seeking women.
Stories of Priests sleeping with female members of their parish.

I have heard stories.

Stories of people leaving churches because of a Pastor’s sexual escapades.
Stories of unbelievers using such scandals to berate the church and accuse it of immorality.
Stories of people looking for any reasons whatsoever to condemn a man of God and question his calling.
Stories of ladies loosing faith in the church and backsliding as a result of such advances from these men of God.
Stories of ‘church haters’ using such impropriety to shame the church as a whole and question it’s existence.
Stories of victims questioning God and doubting other men of God.

My readers, I have really heard stories and I’m sure you have to.

But come to think of it, why are we surprised at such occurrences?

Are Pastor’s less men than most men are?
Are Priests born without a fully functional penis?
Are Prophets anointed against the ‘spirit of sex’?
Are Evangelists born without a longing to be touched?
Are men of God immune to the softness of a woman’s breasts?
Are Bishops spiritually resistant to being Hot?

Pastors are men before they are Pastors. They have a functioning dick before they had a functioning grace. They probably had sex before they were anointed. Priests experienced puberty and the longing for a woman before they took their clerical celibacy vow. They get Hot too. The same testosterone flowing through a womanizer is flowing through that anointed Bishop. Men of God have sex and enjoy it (with their wives). They admire breasts and ass like any other man would. Before they started speaking in unknown tongues, they knew and had felt the contour on a woman’s buttocks.

Paul (the Prophet) was once Saul (the Christian killer). Saul (the forgotten King that committed suicide) was once Saul (the first King of Israel). The first Saul changed from bad to anointed while the second Saul changed from anointed to bad. People change.

Anointing doesn't make a man stop womanizing/stealing/doing drugs. Only self control, grace and the love of God can.

Instead of judging them, pray for them. Pray for the Prophet over you to be able to overcome sexual temptation. Pray for more grace over his life because I can tell you that without grace, overcoming sexual temptation is a herculean task.

And for the ladies caught in this very unfortunate path. Stop feeling worthless. Don’t look down on yourself. Stop beating yourself up. Don’t blame yourself. Don’t question God. Don’t let depression eat you up. It’s not your fault. The man is solely responsible. Forgive and pray for him. Pray for his wife and entire family. Forgive yourself. Focus on the Word of God. Let go. Move on.

….and for the men of God reveling in immorality, remember the same Word of God you preach is living and active, sharper than any double-edged sword, piercing until it divides soul and spirit, joints and marrow, as it judges the thoughts and purposes of the heart. Hebrews 4:12 (International Standard Version).

As a word is enough for the wise, a Word is enough for the anointed.

Be BAE. Believe. Aspire. Experience

Visit www.BAElogic.com for more thought provoking articles on love, sex, marriage and everything in-between.

God blessed my parents with three kids, two boys and a girl and below is a brief hypothetically birth story for the only girl in the family.

Mrs Favour (my mum) had two gorgeous God given boys who were just two years apart. Her husband (my dad) considering his own family growing up with more than 8 siblings was very content with two children. No matter the gender. When my brother and I came along, he was all smiles and said “this is it”. Two kids, that’s enough for us as agreed.

My mother on the other hand wasn’t having it. She desperately wanted a baby girl. Someone she could attend her amugwo (where a mother goes to take care of her daughter and her new grand child). Someone she could call call her daughter. Someone of the same sex she could bond with.


Mrs Favour discussed it with her husband but her husband was of the opinion that two kids were enough for him to take care of. He didn’t want to bite more than he could chew.

Mrs Favour still wasn’t having it. It took her three years to convince her husband that taking another chance on a baby girl was the right thing to do.

“So what happens when you give birth to a boy?”, my father quipped.

“I am a born again Christian and if what they told me in church is true, then I know God will give me my heart desires. She will be a girl”, my mother said with so much confidence as a woman who had seen a ultrasound scan.

She wasn’t even pregnant but she knew she had to confess positively for it to ever come to pass or for my dad to even give her the go ahead to get pregnant.

Then she began her mission.

First was a constant daily prayer to her God for a baby girl even before she became pregnant.

Secondly, it was imagining a baby girl whenever she made love to her husband.

Thirdly, was to tell that sperm cell that was to fertilize her egg to be a girl sperm.

Below is what really happened….

As soon as my father released the sperm cells into my mother, half a billion sperm cells were unleashed.
Since the previous children from my parents were all boys, its safe to assume that more male sperm cells were released.

Then the battle began, all the million sperm cells began a swim to my mother’s egg.

The journey to the egg was plagued with trials and tribulations. They first of all had to pass the vaginal wall where many gave up. Some fell away before reaching the fallopian tube. Others gave up just before reaching the egg.

But the sperm cell that carried my sister wouldn’t give up.

I’m sure if some male sperm cells could speak, they would have told her. “Hey, you! Don’t you see that you are a girl? Why don’t you give way to the men. Do you think you are strong enough to make it through and beat us?”
If my sister’s sperm cell could also talk, she would have said “Watch me!!!”

So the real battle began.

Thousands of sperm cells were all fighting to fertilize the egg.

My sister’s sperm cell fought like her life depended on it.

As if she was told by God, “Hey. Mrs Favour wants a baby girl. Don’t give up till you become that baby girl”.

She could have given up but she kept fighting. She knew her success would determine if she wastes away like other sperm cells before her or becomes a human being.

She knew her success would make my family complete.

She knew her success would make my mother the happiest mother in the World.

She knew her success was unnegotiable.

So my sister’s sperm cell fought for hours until she beat millions of boy sperm cells to fertilize my mother’s egg.

My mother took in but she had no way to know if she was carrying a boy or a girl. She didn’t have the luxury of ultrasound scans to determine the gender of her baby.

So she kept praying.

“God, please let this baby be a girl. God please”.

God would have been in Heaven saying “My daughter relax, your daughter won the battle. She is on her way to you”.

Nine months later, she was rushed to the hospital after her water broke and then labour began.

An hour passed.

Two hours passed.

Twelves hours passed. Still no baby.

Twenty fours passed. Still no baby.

Fourth eight hours (2 days of labour) passed. Still no baby.

Mrs Favour had lost all the energy to push. Her baby too had almost lost the fight to come out on her own.

Remember all the odds were stacked against her from the get go. She fought off million other sperm cells to fertilize my mother’s egg and in that hurry, she was wrongly positioned in my mother’s womb.

My mother’s previous childbirths were all natural means so why did this one prove too difficult?

Almost 72 hours (3 days) after labour started, my mother was too exhausted to push. Her baby had to be brought out by caesarean section.

My mother was sedated and then the operation began.

A few hours into the operations, the baby came out but wasn’t crying. She was spanked as normal, still no cry. Then from nowhere, a cry was heard in the room.

The baby was alive and kicking.

Remember, my mother was sedated so she was oblivious of her surroundings.

“It’s a GIRL”, the nurses and Doctor said.


In my mother’s words “I was supposed to be under anaesthesia but as soon as I heard the people in the room shouting ‘It’s a baby girl’. It was as if the excitement and joy in me tore through the strong hold of the anaesthesia and I was very much awake”

You should have seen the face of a woman who had been in labour for almost three days and had just endured a CS. She was over the moon.

It’s been over twenty years since that baby girl was born and Chiamaka is still beating boys left, right and center. She became the best graduating child in the whole family with a first class degree in Nigerian’s foremost private Institution (Covenant University). She won a scholarship to further her education afterwards. She’s a fighter. She’s the pride of the family.





Morale of the Story……

Being born female is not a disadvantage. The fact that you are alive shows that you beat million other sperm cells to your mother’s egg. You are already born a champion.


You are not born to be inferior to any man. Do you remember that while becoming the sperm to fertilize your mother’s egg, you beat millions of male sperm cells. You are born a man conqueror not to be trampled on.


Your success is not only for you or your family but for all the billions of girls out there. Those that have given up hope on making anything in life and resolved to get married and become a man’s baby machine.


So anytime a man looks down on you. Look up to God and look at yourself and say “If I beat million other male sperm cells. You are nothing”.

Your success in life is not dependent on any man. Your destiny is not tired to marriage. You are not born to be a baby machine. You didn’t go through all that fight in your mother’s womb to be one man’s intimacy gadget.


You didn’t give up in your mother’s woman. It’s too late to give up now.


GO AND SUCCEED. You have no other option.



For more insightful articles, visit www.kingkurtissmith.

All men are born players and yes I mean football players but it all depends on the position which they play. A guy’s dating life is like football and for those that don’t understand the game football here is a brief explanation.
Football is a game developed in 1863 in London,England. It is primarily played by 22 players (11 on each side) chasing around a ball with a mission to score at the opponents goal.
Football players are simply grouped into 4 groups: Goalkeepers, Defenders, Mid-fielders and Centre Forward (Strikers) and their responsibilities on the field of play vary.

For the purpose of this piece, we will make certain assumptions:
1. A girl is the goal post.
2. Every man is a type of player on the field.
3. Scoring at the opponent’s net means cheating.

Now let’s explore the kind of player guys are:
1. Goalkeeper: In football, a goalkeeper stays in front of the goalpost at all times to keep the ball from entering the post. In relationships, goalkeepers are the type of guys that love and are very protective over their spouse. They are the most faithful kind of guys to date/marry and would never cheat on their woman under any circumstance. The only downside is that they are too jealous and don’t usually support their girl’s dreams and aspirations and would prefer their wife as a housewife not a career woman where they can have their eyes on them at all times.


2. Defenders: In football, defenders can be subdivided into fullbacks and centre backs. The centre back is a player that defends the goal post to aid the goalkeeper but they go forward to try and score goals for the team on rare occasions. In relationships, centre backs are like goalkeepers, they love, protect and cherish their girlfriends but the difference is that they are more supportive of their girlfriend’s dreams and aspirations than the goalkeeper kind of guy.
The only catch is they are more likely to cheat on their woman than the goalkeeper kind of guy. They never seek to cheat but if opportunity presents itself, the temptation might be too good to resist. On the other hand, fullbacks are also termed defenders but they go forward more often than centre backs to help the team score goals.
In relationships, fullbacks have the same characteristics as the centre backs but the only difference is they cheat more often than the fullback often with so called “understandable reasons” like she is far from him or she is a virgin.


3. Mid-fielders: In football, there are 3 types of mid-fielders; side (wingers), offensive and defensive mid-fielders.
The wingers are the type of footballers that thrive going forward to assist the striker score goals and score themselves if the opportunity presents itself.
In relationships, these kind of guys are flirts, they have a loving girlfriend/wife but most times flirt with other girls mostly for the thrill of it. The defensive midfielder in football supports the defenders more than attack. In relationships, these kind of guys love, care and support their girlfriend/wife like the defender but sometimes they get carried away into having an affair. The last type of mid-fielders are the offensive mid-fielders, they support the striker more times than any other player on the pitch. They are in relationships but don’t have a sentimental attachment to their woman, they don’t love deeply and date most times for the fun of it.

4. Strikers: In football, the striker’s job is simple: SCORE GOALS.
In relationships, the striker is simply the player. They don’t have a girlfriend but would strike down any girl on sight. Mark my words, a striker never gets married, according to them they are always “not ready” but when he decides to settle down he changes from being a striker to another position on the pitch.

You are dating a player, it is now your responsibility to find out what type of player he is.

http://kingkurtissmith./2014/01/08/for-ladies-only-all-men-are-players/

I was travelling with a few friends some months back when the subject of Patrick Obahiagbon and his heavy grammar came up.
Some accused him of lacking good communication skills since communication entails one person speaking and the other hearing and understanding, others accused him of “yarning balls” which in pidgin English means speaking rubbish.
I was definitely the only one in the bus supporting Oga Patrick and here is why I love the man. He makes me want to learn, makes me want to research and find out the message he is actually trying to pass across and more importnantly he makes me laugh..lol
If you haven’t seen the Channels TV interview with Patrick Obahiagbon or you want to remind yourself of its contents or like me you just want to laugh, follow the link: http:///1buZ3bf
So I did my research on his ‘grammatology’ in the interview and this is what I came up with:
1. “Donkey’s years” means a very long time. For example, I have loved you for donkey’s years.
2. “Crincum-crancum” is something full of twists and turns. For example, the political crincum-crancum affecting Rivers State.
3. Hagga” is a hindi slang which means shit. For example, your such a hagga friend…lol
4. “Odoriferous” is something that gives off an unpleasant smell. For example, that girl’s breathe is odoriferous
5. “Transmogrify” means to transform in a surprising manner. For example, PDP has transmogrified.
6. “Calamitous” means causing or involving calamity. For example, the way you are living will end up calamitous.
7. “Interstices” means an intervening space usually a small or narrow one or an interval of time.
8. “Pestilential” which means dangerous or troublesome; harmful or annoying. For example, he has a pestilential personality.
9. “Origo” means origin or source. For example, baby your the origo of my exhilaration (a feeling of excitement or happiness.
10. “Suzerain” means a state exercising some degree of dominion over a dependent state. For example, Nigeria over Lagos.
11. “Terra firma” which means dry land (the ground) or territory..e.g: Hope u are in charge of ur terra firma?
12. “Teke teke mene upharsin”, according to my research he said it the wrong way, it is supposed to be “mene, mene, tekel, upharsin” which is quoted from the Bible in Daniel 5:25 and it means a fate clearly written.

I hope with these 12 points of mine, I have able to convince you and not to confuse you that most of Patrick Obahiagbon’s grammar is correct. I’ll end with this quote I saw on the internet about someone’s view Patrick grammar “Obahiagbon is very vast, knowledgeable and sensible contrary to some people’s opinion. He was educated when the country could boast of quality education. Evident in his rich use of English, Spanish, French cum Portuguese.His idiomatic expressions were outstanding”.

May God transmogrify you beyond your widest cognizance.AMEN!!

ivy21: @op its obvious u r an ibo boy.
; )

to the last drop of blood Sir..lol

Your question is answered in full detail here: https://www.nairaland.com/1580242/7-reasons-single-girls-like

Youngreinhard: I pity this girl going after my dad.... I will catch you for my mommy, she will weld that thing inbetween ur legs..... Just saying incase ur on nairaland

Bros abeg take it easy ooooo...lol, leave the matter to God

Have you ever wondered why young girls date married men, in most cases their father’s age mates. My inquisitive nature made me reach out to a few friends that had dated married men and ask them why they preferred married men over single guys and coupled with my own observation I came up with this piece. So lets proceed:
1. Married men take GOOD care of their girl very well: Most single guys are very smart and in most cases stingy and tend to outsmart a girl in love. To a single guy, the less he spends on his girl the happier he is but to a married man, the more he spends on his girl, the more confortable she is the happier he is. A married man clearly has a family and when he loves a girl that is not his wife, he tends to spoil her with goodies in a bid to keep her happy and satisfied.
2. Married men are ‘low-risk’: A girl knows that with a married man, what she sees is what she gets. Married men don’t have time for games. When a girl dates a married men she has this mentality ‘he’s married so he’s definitely not gonna marry me so let me just chop and go’ but with single guys, you are not sure if he loves you, if he is serious about you, if he is a player, if he is only after sex, if he’s after your money. they are just too risky joh..lol
3. Married men spend outrageously: Lets assume a girl is dating both a married man and a single guy with the same size of pockets, which of them do you think will buy the girl a car first?…you guessed it. A married man in most cases already bought a car for his wife so buying a car for his girlfriend should not be a problem if he has the money. A single guy will never buy his girlfriend a car until he marries her and in most cases they use it as an engagement gift (ask Peter of P-Square..lol)
4. Married men are busy: Married men have work, wife, children and family matter to take care of so they are too busy to be calling their girl and asking questions only a single guy will ask, questions like ‘where are you?, why haven’t you replied my ping?, why are you not picking your calls?, who is that guy on your dp?, who is the guy commenting on your fb page?..etc.
5. Married men have experience: Married men already have families that they take care of while a single guy is mostly inexperienced at this sector.
6. Pregnancy Problem: A girl gets pregnant for a married man, three things are involved; he either marries her as a second wife or he gets her a place and takes care of her and the baby or he gives her enough money to abort the baby because he doesn’t want anything to tarnish his image. A girl gets pregnant for a single guy, three things are involved; he will first of all deny her or the baby or the both of them or he takes her to a quack doctor to abort the baby and in very few cases if she’s lucky he marries her.
7. Single guys pose: 9 out of 10 married men are driving their own cars while 5 out of 10 single guys are driving their own cars, the rest are driving daddy’s car. Single guys are still under their parents so they don’t make decisions for themselves while married men are their own bosses and can do whatever they please.

#THE END

#WARNING: All in all, as they say what goes around comes around, if your a girl and your hurting another girl by frolicking with her husband, karma will bite you in the ass when you get married. #LeaveMarriedMenAlone

From my previous post on this matter, I defined who a Caro and an Ada is ( in case you missed it, check: https://www.nairaland.com/1580230/difference-between-caro-ada, so for this episode, I am going to compare both Caro and Ada weighting the pros and cons of both type of girls. Enough said, let’s proceed:

1. Caro is a girlfriend material while an Ada is a wife material.
2. Caro wants to marry an already made man, she lacks personal goals and wants to depend on her spouse. This doesn’t mean a single ‘Caro’ woudn’t hustle for money, she will do anything to survive but after hustling to survive, Caro would never settle down with an average guy. On the other hand, Ada wants to be a rich wife, she has goals and is very hardworking.
3. Caro stimulates her man sexually, she is very good in bed and knows all the styles, whether doggy even helicopter style sef, she sabi am. Ada is also very good in bed but not as experienced as an Ada but the difference between both is while Ada stimulates her man both sexually and mentally, Caro only stimulates her man sexually.
4. Ada will readily marry an average guy with prospects but for Caro, if your not already ‘made’, don’t even come close.
5. It’s very difficult to find a heartbroken Caro because she is sharp and knows when she is been played, Ada always gets heartbroken because they are the type that falls blindly in love.
6. Ada will stay with a guy that misbehaves or isn’t giving her the love and care she deserves while a Caro will not take nonsense from any man.
7. Caro will never get pregnant for a man, she knows her onions on pregnancy and how to avoid it. An Ada with her love blind attitude will most times get pregnant for her boyfriend, 8 in 10 single mothers are Ada material..lol
8. If an Ada gets pregnant, she immediately knows who is responsible. A Caro gets pregnant, she is not sure who is responsible because them plenty..lol
9. Caro and Ada are both good sexually but the sexual difference between both type of girls is that whereas Caro uses sex as a weapon to get what she wants from a man, Ada uses sex as a weapon to keep a man.
10. Caro will sleep with a guy then end up loving him, Ada will love a guy and end up sleeping with him.

A Caro is a type of girl in Nigeria often stereotyped as a bad, naughty, hot girl. So who is a Caro, let’s explore.
The song that made Caro a household name is Stay boy’s Caro featuring Wizkid and L.A.X and from the lyrics of the song we can deduce that Caro has the following features:
1. “Caro your body necessary, Caro dey make my head dey turn, Caro dey make me want to loose am, Caro dey make me wan dey maga”. This part of the lyrics shows that Caro’s body is “to die for”, she has a body to make any sane guy loose it and will turn any man into a maga.
2. “Caro dey fire pass motor, Caro dey fire pass Ferrari, Caro dey give me every morning, Caro dey do she no dey tire, Caro dey want am every minute” which stands to affirm the fact that Caro is dynamic in bed, she is a bed mathematician (if any such thing exists) and can take any guy to “sexual heaven”
3. “Caro fine plenty plenty, Caro sweet she no get enemy, I want spend all my pepper (money)”. This shows that Caro is not only beautiful; she’s sexy and will make any guy spend his pepper to keep her.

On the other hand, an Ada is a feminine name of Germanic origin meaning “the noble kind” and according to the Oxford dictionary noble means “having or showing fine qualities or high moral principles”. Ada in the Nigerian context is a name of Igbo descent given to first daughters of the family.
The song that I’ll use to illustrate the qualities of Ada is Flavour’s Ada Ada and from the lyrics of this song we can deduce that Ada has the following features:
1. “Have you seen my beautiful baby?, have you seen my tomato baby”. From the opening line of the song, we see that an Ada is a beautiful lady and tomato illustrates how soft, juicy, delicate and sweet she is.
2. “Everybody dey wait, puta kene n’ogbo (come to the front)”. This part of the lyrics shows that Ada is worth waiting for, she is a good thing for any man. She is a priced possession not to be hidden but shown to the world. Imagine having getting 95 over 100 in your exams and hiding the paper, same with Ada, she is like a trophy that any guy will be proud to show off.
3. “Better soup na money kill am”. In Nigeria, the more expensive a soup is, in most cases the more stock fish, pomo, meat, kanda, towel and goat tongue is in it..lol, so same applies to Ada, she is worth taking care of and any man will be willing be spend his money on her.

So what are the real life differences between a “Caro” and an “Ada”, check the piece via https://www.nairaland.com/1580236/find-out-dating-caro-ada#20665706 #Enjoy

References:
Stayboy’s Caro (lyrics and song download): http:///nuguwf2
Flavour’s Ada Ada (lyrics and song download): http:///nnu6sas

25 things that girls do that most guys don't know and most likely would be shocked by...lol...#Enjoy

After my last post on “25 Guy’s Secrets” (check here : http://kingkurtissmith./2014/01/02/25-guys-secrets/ if you missed it), most guys felt betrayed and demanded I exposed girls too..lol. So here goes:

1. Girls find it flattering when guys whistle at them on the street but will never show it, it proves the time spent in front of the mirror was worth it after all.lol
2. Girls will more likely fancy a guy that has beautiful or hot ex-girlfriends, it tends to keep them on their feet (if he can get these fine girls, I better behave o.lol)
3. A girl is most likely to notice you if you walk into a place with a hot girl than if you walk in with a range rover on your head sef.lol
4. Most girls will admire a guy for ages, crush on him in their heart, marry him in their dreams sef but will never ever make the first move, but when the guy makes the move, she does the usual “shakara” but in her heart, she’s leaping for joy. Imagine..smh.lol
5. Some girl’s set their boyfriends up with their girlfriend to see if he will cheat and blame him when he does…smh
6. When a girl snubs a guy, it’s not because she doesn’t like you or you ain’t fine enough, most times its usually the guy’s approach that spoils everything for him, or bad timing or in some cases, she’s shy or her hair/makeup is not well done.
8. Girls love it when you can sing and if you can now play a guitar and sing?, she’s following you home…lol
9. Girls hardly know when they like a guy or not but if they don’t hear from you after a while and are disappointed then in most cases they fancy you.
10. Girls love it when you compliment their eyes and hair but when you compliment something they never even knew existed like the way she laughs, or the dimple in her cheeks make when she blushes then you will have her seeing you in her dreams..lol
11. Girls like sex (most I should say) but feel asking for it will make the guy take them for granted so they wait for the guy to make the first move.
12. Girls constantly change their minds and they reserve the right to do so..lol
13. Girls love getting a missed call from you. It makes them feel in control.
14. A girl will notice the sexy girls at a party quicker than she will notice the sexy guys.
15. When a girl goes to visit a toaster or a guy she likes and she is expecting to have sex with him or at least let him get to third base she wears new panties, or red/pink panties (never white panties) and she is clean shaven.
16. Girls are fond of faking orgasms (either to make you happy that you have done a good job or just to get you off of them when they are tired..lol)
17. People say guys are scared of commitments but girls are also scared of commitments too (guys are scared of commitments because they don’t want to be tied to one chick when they are many fishes in the sea as they say but girls are scared of commitments mainly because of heartbreak).
18. Some ladies might insist of paying or sharing the bill on a date but when you don’t insist on paying, it makes you look cheap and so non-chivalrous.
19. Long before you both explored each other’s body, she has already imagine you naked..trust me on this one.
20. Girls in love tend to save chat histories and your SMS’s and read them again and again and in some cases share them with their girlfriends.
21. If a girl doesn’t want to have sex she carries a pad in her bag or tells you she is on her period even when she isn’t. Trust me every girl has used this trick..lol.
22. All girls and I mean all girls have touched another girl’s boobs or ass or at least admired another girl’s body.
23. 7 out of 10 girls have masturbated, and in most cases a girl would rather masturbate than have sex with the wrong guy.
24. When most girls cheat, something is missing or wrong in the relationship she is in. A girl doesn’t cheat for cheating sake.
25. Girls love guys that are good with their tongues (I mean kissing o, I don’t know what you’re thinking..lol).

I am sure you were so engrossed that you forgot number 7 was missing..lol…so here it goes:
7. Girls love to make you a little jealous as it makes them feel wanted and appreciated.


Kurtis Smith is a relationship and sex advisor who uses unorthodox methods in passing across his message on BBM, Facebook and on his blog. He has helped counsel both married and singles as regarding their relationship, sex, and marriage issues and continues to motivate people through his “never say never” attitude. For counsel or just gossip talk: http://kingkurtissmith./ Pin: 2A5BBB7C and @secretaddmira

[center][img][/img][/center]

25 things that guys do that most girls don't know and most likely would be shocked by...lol...#Enjoy

1. Guys like girls on makeup but when you have to retouch your makeup every 5 minutes, shows your too obsessed on your looks and makes you look unconfident.
2. Very smart guys calculate a girl’s menstrual flow so as not to invite her over when she’s on her period.
3. A guy toasting a girl might be a bet or a dare from his friend(s) like I bet u N10k u can’t sleep with that girl.
4. Guys will never understand why girls spend so much time in the bathroom, what are you washing pls?..lol
5. Some guys actually practice what to say b4 walking up to a lady. I remember when I had to practice some lines in order to talk to a girl and after gathering liver, I forgot everything…lol
6. Guys know their priorities so if your boyfriend claims “too busy” to check on you then most likely he’s not into you anymore…jus saying.
7. A guy wouldn’t kiss a girl on the forehead unless he means it (mind you a kiss on the forehead means “I adore you”)
8. Guys find it cute when your a messy eater (indoors pls..lol)
9. Guys get uncomfortable at times with too much attention, no matter how preety you are too much attention to a guy will get him uncomfortable and most times they take advantage of you.
10. Most guys and I mean over 80% like lesbians and hate gays. I think I know why (don’t even ask..lol) but I promise yo that this is 100% true.
11. 8 in 10 guys have masturbated,its like a ritual to some even after having sex with a girl now now.
12. Guys find it difficult apologizing even if they are at fault. It hurts their ego.
13. Guys like girls that can go on unconventional dates like instead of Mr. Biggs or KFC, you suggest we go eat at a ‘mama put’.
14. When most guys cheat, its not because they don’t love their gf, but cos they just can’t control ‘jimmy’ down there..lol.
15. Guys like girls that are confident of their body whether fat or slim or in between.
16. Guys like girls that are upfront about their feelings, don’t pretend and do too much ‘shakara’.
17. Before you come visiting, guys have the following prepared:
a. Room or the house is very well cleaned.
b. Drinks are available (alcohol will be one of them)
c. A pack of condom is bought and well hidden (just incase..lol)
d. A romantic movie is always available.
e. Finally, there is always an excuse to get you into his room (don’t fall for it..lol)
18. Guys find it cute when a girl has a big appetite (indoors pls), like you come over and you want to eat the whole pot not in KFC and want to finish my money oo.lol
19. Guys love it when they can make you laugh, makes them feel like Basket Mouth’s brother..lol
20. Guys like it when a girl can laugh freely. The louder the better.
21. Guys like girls that are funny and can crack jokes too..its a big turn on.
22. Guys like it when you show them off to your girlfriends, makes them feel like Superman. One of a guy’s proudest moments.
23. Guys like it when a girl makes the first move (sexually).
24. Guys love and I mean love girls that can play games (pls video games oo.lol).
25. Most guys will sleep with a friend of yours that gives him the opportunity so therefore don’t introduce your friend to your boyfriend..lol (just kidding), just be careful and watch the kind of friends your boyfriend meets.


Kurtis Smith is a relationship and sex advisor who uses unorthodox methods in passing across his message on BBM, Facebook and on his blog. He has helped counsel both married and singles as regarding their relationship, sex, and marriage issues and continues to motivate people through his “never say never” attitude. For counsel or just gossip talk: http://kingkurtissmith./ Pin: 2A5BBB7C and @secretaddmira

[center] [img][/img][/center]

Psalms 23 is probably the most recited and seems to be the most popular scripture in the Bible. I began reciting this Psalm of David as long as I can remember my name and this applies to most Christians I know, but do we really know how potent and powerful this Psalm is?
For those that don’t remember the Psalms (of which I doubt) or for the non-Christian readers of this post, this is Psalms 23;

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures, He leadeth me besides clear waters.
He restoreth my soul. He leadeth me in paths of righteousness for his namesake.
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies. Thou anointest my head with oil, my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in the house of the Lord, forever.

The Great Shepherd
Today we know that Jesus Christ is the Good Shepherd. He watches over His little flock, the church. He is the Head of the Church and its provider and protector, just as a real shepherd was to his sheepfold. David who wrote the psalm, grew up and worked as a shepherd, so he knew a lot about sheep and shepherding. The shepherd’s job is to care for his flock, protect them from wolves and other predators. To care for them correctly and safely, sheep require a shepherd to take them to the fertile areas to graze, protect them from predators and other hazards, was a shepherd before he was a king and so he could see the symbolism of God’s shepherding His people when he wrote Psalm 23. Let us now explore Psalm 23 line by line and phrase by phrase:

The Lord is my shepherd.
This proclaims the metaphor of the psalm, that God is like our shepherd. That is, he helps us to find food, water, work, love, friends and all that we need. He also protects us from evil. He also gently or firmly prods us when we step out of line and deviate from the way of living set down in the Bible as being correct.

I shall not want.
This is a very powerful statement, although it is not explained in detail in the psalm until later. I interpret it to mean that I will have everything I need if I allow God to be my shepherd. I may not have everything the ego wants, but I will be cared for, loved, and provided for very well, indeed.
This line is one of the most powerful in the prayer. It is a blunt and frank statement or affirmation. I shall not want means I will be okay. I will have health, money, friends, family, respect, love and all else. That is how I interpret it. The line sort of wakes one up from the dead and says you can have it all, at least what you need, when you elect to have God run your life. Later in the prayer this idea is explored more.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures, He leads me beside the still waters.
Sheep require plenty of green pasture on which to graze or to eat. So at one level, this line means that God will provide all of my food and other needs. It deepens and repeats the idea that I shall not want for anything, and that God takes care of me. At a deeper level, it means that God provides nourishment for the body, the mind and the soul that is wholesome, healthful, and appetizing for me. It does not say I must struggle to make ends meet. It says God will lead me to the green pastures, which means all things go.
Sheep are also afraid of moving water and even if they are dying of thirst, they will not go near a running brook or creek…but they love the still waters. They can drink freely from Him Who is the Living Water. He leads us, you might notice, because we are all like sheep and we go astray, and we can’t always find the still waters. More often we end up in troubled waters, well over our heads.

He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness For His name’s sake.
When we grow weary and fainthearted with the troubles of life, He restores and refreshes us. This “restoring” is also a restoration from eternal death to eternal life. Sheep are not always aware of where they are going. In fact, sheep have been known to walk right off a cliff and so the Good Shepherd leads us in the paths and His path leads to His righteousness. Not for our sake but for His glory and for His name’s sake. One of the chief purposes of mankind is to glorify God and to glorify God for His name’s sake. God will not share His glory with another. Why should He? He is worthy of all glory.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For You are with me.
Sheep are susceptible to predators. Satan is said to be like a roaring lion who roams around seeking whom he might devour but He is walking in the shadows with us. Satan stalks and crouches down low so as to spring on unsuspecting prey. Our daily walk with God is fraught with trials, troubles, and risks, but He is with us throughout our life. That is why we don’t have to fear evil. It is because He is with us that we should not fear.

Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me.
Why could a rod help the shepherd? It was because the rod was used to protect against predators, to defend the sheep in case of attack, to guide the sheep, and to keep them in the right path and not wander from it. The staff on the other hand had a bend in it. This bend was fitted perfectly for bringing in the stray sheep by their necks. It was so perfectly shaped that it would never choke the sheep but it was narrow enough to be able to bring the sheep back into the fold in a gentle, loving, yet firm way.Therefore we understand that, the rod and the staff are there to comfort you and know that you are cared for and loved.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies.
This line for me resonates the most with my inner metabolism..lol. I am fond of hearing people pray “my enemies must die prayers” and I bring their attention to this line of the Psalms. It implies that you will encounter “enemies”, or forces that do not want you to prosper, progress in life, be who you are destined to be, but God will shock them in their presence. In their “korokoro eyes”, they will watch you prosper, they will watch you make it in life. Those so called enemies will come beg you for favours. I Love this line mehn.

Thou anointest my head with oil.
Anointing the head with oil was a practice in biblical days that was used to honor a person and to dignify a person. It means that not only will you be fed or cared for in the presence of your enemies or ‘beefers’, but you will be honored and dignified or deeply respected, as well.

My cup runneth over.
The cup that runs over is symbolic of some traditions when a guest was welcome to stay, they intentionally overflowed the cup so that the guest realized that they were welcome to all that the hosts had and could stay as long as they wanted. This phrase means that I am given even more than I need or can use. It means I am truly abundant, abundantly loved and cared for beyond even my needs or wants

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me, all the days of my life and I shall dwell in the house of the Lord forever.
This can be interpreted many ways. What is meant by goodness and mercy shall follow me? To me it means that goodness and mercy shall go with me wherever I go, and whatever I do, even if I am in unfamiliar areas or places. It is a statement of future protection. The use of the word mercy is interesting. It implies that at times I will sin, or I will not think, act or speak correctly. So this prayer or psalm does not say we will be perfect. Quite the opposite. However, it means that if we allow the Lord to be our shepherd, or guide and overseer, we will be treated mercifully or leniently. We will dwell in the house of the Lord, which is the Kingdom of God, forever and without end. That is nothing less than eternal life (John 3:16).

In conclusion, the power of this prayer cannot be overemphasized, when next you say this prayer, don’t just rush throught it. Say it with understanding and God will make its contents manifest in your life in Jesus Name. AMEN

Kurtis Smith is a relationship and sex advisor who uses unorthodox methods in passing across his message on BBM, Facebook and on his blog. He has helped counsel both married and singles as regarding their relationship, sex, and marriage issues and continues to motivate people through his “never say never” attitude. For counsel or just gossip talk: http://kingkurtissmith., Pin: 2A5BBB7C and @secretaddmira