₦airaland Forum

Why is every thread on nairaland crawling with these ZOO acronym guys,looks like since soldiers have scared them from any Street protest, they have invaded nairaland why!!!

Where denrele come inherit the wowoness from nah? Na the palle!

This case fit reach 4 years as e dey be

Buhari is a tyrant I swear!!! If I don't get some likes from some people then it's pure hypocrisy

What can I say!!!? Don't dare no one RIP young one

kenonze:
See as the thread dry, if na boko-haram-storms and kill 108 villagers in maudugri, e for to full

IPOB youth are getting tired of waiting for the reverse news

Kirinwa:
Yes christians are being murdered in Borno, Nigeria and all parts of the world around you while you are here composing novels. You better go and empty your bank account and give it to the poor then come and follow Jesus abi Jesus didn't say that too to someone in the Bible?

Abi you choose the scriptures that favour you only. I hate the hypocrisy in you.

NB: Am a christian and I believe in Jesus and helping others but not the kind of hypocricy I see here. Bad belle and kill joys don dey enter church ni?

I do my bit by giving to the church and yes the little I have given has done something in borno,now run along I can guess how old you are you sound too immature and insultive. No need engaging you

Kirinwa:
Yes Jesus did accept such offers. Mary Magdaline broke a very precious perfume and used it to anoint Jesus feet. When someone like you called Judas tried to caution her, Jesus rebuked him telling him that the poor will always be with them.

You haven't answered my question yet. How many poor people you don help for your life?

judas was concerned about what he will get if that was sold, now haven't you read about jesus directing some one who has the wealth and wants to please him with it to go and give it to the poor?.back to your answer I can't remember how many people I have helped in life I can't count them, and if some group of persons I have helped comes up with an idea of having an all white party on a yacht I will reason with them it's not necessary cos there are still people on earth who needs a little of that money to believe christ exists just because of that little sacrifice and there are lots of men of God who will not do it, Christians are being murdered for refusing to deny christ in Syria why you have a luxurious birthday bash right next to them as a representative of christ on earth, !!! Pls tell me it's not sad

tombravo:
ROTF. THIS POST MADE ME LAUGH OUT MY FOOD! LOL. SO TRUE. YOU WOULD WINCE AND TRY TO CRY OUT BUH NO SOUND WILL COME OUT, WHEN IT DOES IT SOUNDS LIKE A WHISTLE.

you know exactly what am talking about when my brother came home from Canada and when I see the kids behave in front of their parents,i be like! The luck wey this children get na original

Bring the picture here or gerrarahia

Rest in peace lovely ones

Over speeding is bad and safety check better not be ignored, I have worked in the past with a minister,truth is sometimes the driver will complain to the chief detail of faulty or over used parts but he will ignore it because either he has eaten the money or he is afraid to disturb oga,and those of you saying the survivors wore seat belts as ogas security you don't wear seat belts in case of emergency go and find out security details are forbidden from wearing seat belts

karleone:
They said, Anambra State University Uli (ASUU) not Abia State University Uturu (Absu)

OK sorry I get it my apologies pls

emekamigo:
Monkey,dem mention ABSU?

you even sabi read at all! Pls go back and read the cover this time slowly

faruku104:
I never knew ooo. But this is too sick... Urgh its the kids i am pitying

pitying bros why nah haha!!

darkenkach:
Are you surprised? ANSU students like sorting their lecturers. It's legal and any student who isn't sorting is seen as a fool.

gbam!!! There are extremely brilliant students down there how ever they produce very terrible graduates in the name of sorting,i engaged a corper from ESUT last week and I was really shocked

fatemmy:
[color=#770077][/color] this post got me laughing so hard that I ended up crying... as funny as the post is,its true,but the sad thing is I wish my mum continue doing all that,I wish she didn't die in her prime,if u still av a mum stop complaining and enjoy it,tell her how much you love her while she's still alive. CU's u're gonna miss her when she's GONE

mine is old and the last time I took my little kid to the villa my mum was spoiling her with petting I couldn't believe my eyes she has changed

Personmama:
It is called "Abaraa Gbigbona"" in Yoruba

meaning yoruba language is soooo complete

tym92:
guess u a victim of such

my brother one particular one got me peeing in my pant

Kirinwa:
Seriously your reasoning is at an all time low. How many seeds have you sowed personally on someone's life all your life. Who you don help?

Someone decides to celebrate your birthday for you and you tell them what?
To give the money to you in cash?

You reason like a 5years old. Am disappointed.

I forgive you know why? It's a faceless forum I don't know you and you don't know me,but ask yourself this question, would jesus accept such offer? And what will he tell them to do

There is a particular slap Nigerian mothers have mastered. The slap lands in the middle of your back and when it lands the result is that for a whole minute you struggle in anguish to cry out but your voice just wouldn't come out, and they don't give it twice it's just once and unsuspectingly too

phemmyutd:
I am proud to be a Yoruba and Christian. But that does not make me a fool all in the name of my Yoruba Brother.
Fayose is not the only PDP governor. point out to one commissioned project he has done and compare him to his counterpart Wike in Rivers.

We need to wise up and stop these ethnical rubbish.
Because Buhari is a Fulani and Muslim is not what we are talking about here. If he (Buhari) succeed we will all benefit.
Where is Jonathan today? he is enjoying his loot while we are here shouting economic breakdown

you no dey watch AIT? He commissioned one bore hole last week na!!!

Yinusa from kaduna

I love yoruba for their hospitality
I love igbos for their hustle are are less tribal and tolerance I live in enugu and learnt that an igbo man will not just support his brother blindly against another tribe no mata what, he blames his brother openly when he is wrong

The problem in the north is failed leadership which has lead to purverty illiteracy other tribes are not happy because it seems we are born to rule but in reality we bear much of the burden of failed leadership, our leaders are more for themselves and their families and friends

Why not collect the money and sow a seed in somebody's life

He should thank his God that he was attended to by a Catholic priest, if it was one of these new generation churches wey dey fast 50 days and 50 nights for members to pay tithes handsomely, the pastor would have personally beaten him to stupor to remove the demon in him

Buhari4dullard:
No mind the dullard

why do you keep calling a man whose achievement your entire generation can never achieve pls prove me wrong by a good defence or right by insults as usual if

I pray he followed up with actions because this is what their own son couldn't do for six years in power, it will restore some confidence in the govt,we all want Nigeria and buhari to succeed, you get what you wish for, although some people pray Nigeria sinks because their hero lost elections

Forget bitter ones praying for Nigeria to fail so they can justify their loss in the last elections, we shall get it right it may take time but we will surely get there by the grace of God

how do you define an illiterate, a general and a president compared to a hopeless wretch who believes manna will come from heaven if biafra is given and a man who struggles to such success in a zoo who is the illiterate as usual you will dish out insults like you director who insults even ojukwu, jesus and Muhammed I heard you now pray for biafra in secrete without your flags, this illiterate is wickef

I nor fit read this one abeg

Worst Road not mentioned by OP is minna jebba Road it's so bad that only articulated trucks crawls through if this road was fixed it will be the fastest route from abj to lagos

luvbeloved:
Am so ashamed of myself....i voted for APC.... my heart is heavy, my heart bleeds for naija...must u intimidate the opposition? gosh! I've not had light in 72 hrs, fuel is #130 in this town, the heat is off the hook....am so ashamed....*sobs*

you wished you had voted for him you mean? funny tanoids nobody who voted for buhari is ashamed of him we are giving him eight years, and can't crucify him in just a year