I love you mom. After God, my mom is the second to me.

R i p . Mummy i love u

ayodijex:
15.) she misplaces her phone and expect you to find it.

16.) when it comes to how to handle your money,she reminds you she gave birth to you hence her advice should be followed but when its a matter of what to eat,she then remembers you're old enough to decide things for yourself.

17.) when she says she's tired she's really tired,but when you say you're tired, you are only lazy and trying to dodge chores.

God bless mothers still... you can't but love them

Guy! How far? I for fear now, we de share the same mom? How come everything my mom does, ur own mom do the same? Wetin de happen? Anyway Happy Mothers day to all the super moms!

There is a particular slap Nigerian mothers have mastered. The slap lands in the middle of your back and when it lands the result is that for a whole minute you struggle in anguish to cry out but your voice just wouldn't come out, and they don't give it twice it's just once and unsuspectingly too

Oh mom. Luv you for ever

She will insult you and call you all the names in the world when you misbehave, but once anyone else tries the same with you she ll unleash the beast in her on them.

[color=#770077][/color] this post got me laughing so hard that I ended up crying... as funny as the post is,its true,but the sad thing is I wish my mum continue doing all that,I wish she didn't die in her prime,if u still av a mum stop complaining and enjoy it,tell her how much you love her while she's still alive. CU's u're gonna miss her when she's GONE

15.when you said mum I want to attend my friends birthday and she said dre is a cake in the fridge.............

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I really do remember my mum then in school (GOD BLESS HER SOUL) she won't buy her milk flavor cham till I have taken all I need back to sch, mmmmmmmmmmm today there's no one to say HAPI mother's Day to. but to all our mum I wish u the best and long life.

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kuuljay:
There is a particular slap Nigerian mothers have mastered. The slap lands in the middle of your back and when it lands the result is that for a whole minute you struggle in anguish to cry out but your voice just wouldn't come out, and they don't give it twice it's just once and unsuspectingly too

guess u a victim of such

NaijaBeats:

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A
NIGERIAN.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to change the channel.

When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that
friend come here to play with you?

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat me na.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper.

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mom send it to ten people if u love ur mom
Happy Sunday.
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Very nice post OP,couldn't stop laughing. My mom is guilty of it,I'm guilty of it because I have two naughty twin boys Wey do head like their papa head so,my friends are guilty of it. Happy mothers day to all the beautiful mothers!

kuuljay:
There is a particular slap Nigerian mothers have mastered. The slap lands in the middle of your back and when it lands the result is that for a whole minute you struggle in anguish to cry out but your voice just wouldn't come out, and they don't give it twice it's just once and unsuspectingly too

It is called "Abaraa Gbigbona"" in Yoruba

What if ur mum constantly reminds u that, she has seven of u, so ur presence is not necessary. Mehn, I wish I do forget those words, but not yet. Why will someone ask God for kid and still turn around to her devil, irrelevant, never do well, fool at forty. If u are a mother and your child is not doing well, pls still praise God for the child's life. God bless all good mothers, God bless mothers that do not encourage children's waywardness knowingly or unknowingly.

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tym92:
guess u a victim of such

my brother one particular one got me peeing in my pant

Personmama:



It is called "Abaraa Gbigbona"" in Yoruba

meaning yoruba language is soooo complete

fatemmy:
[color=#770077][/color] this post got me laughing so hard that I ended up crying... as funny as the post is,its true,but the sad thing is I wish my mum continue doing all that,I wish she didn't die in her prime,if u still av a mum stop complaining and enjoy it,tell her how much you love her while she's still alive. CU's u're gonna miss her when she's GONE

mine is old and the last time I took my little kid to the villa my mum was spoiling her with petting I couldn't believe my eyes she has changed

Mama is my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love. To the best mama in the whole world, I wish you Happy Mother's Day. My pillar, my backbone, my love, my wife, my beautiful mama, words can never describe how precious you are to me. You will live to eat the fruit of your hard labour. I love you so very much iya Ope

So true I jst cnt help buh comment...

...Whn she got home n U are not home (e.g gone 2 play ball) U returns n she beats U n afterwards gives U D biscuit she bought 4 U n even if U dnt wanna eat it cos U are angry she treathens 2 beat U again if U dnt eat it...

...Whn U fall down n she beat U join...

...Whn she forces U 2 take yor bath b4 eating breakfast...

To us it was somehow in those days, buh thn we grew up n we knew bettr...it was all LOVE (channelled in an African mother's way )

Thumb up 2 all D great moms out there.
HAPPY MOTHER's DAY

Winna01:
visitor: winna come and take
me: no, thank you
mum: winna, take now!! And then gives me the if you take it look.

lol.thats exactly my mum's behaviour.and if u dare take it eee u go hear am when the visitor leaves

Winna01:
visitor: winna come and take me: no, thank you mum: winna, take now!! And then gives me the if you take it look.

Bros u no get scope of collecting gifts....u can as well do the NAMAAN style

So true. God bless my mom

mum - i cnt find my phone, TOM, give me my phone! ME - ahah, its nt with me o. is that nt it behind you? MUM - OH. . . . . . . . . .. . or . . . . . . . . . . ME - mummy, i like that crossbag, please gimme 2k 4 it. MUM - I gave you d 2k, but it said its too big and u returned it. my frnd, get out of here! . . . .. . LAST SATURDAY . . EARLY IN D MORNING. MUM - Tom, wake up, go and wash d bathroom and toilet, clean the table, fill d drums with water, and get ready at 8am, u are following me to do sum cleaning at shop. ME - CHEI, ITS JUST 7am NA!

kuuljay:
There is a particular slap Nigerian mothers have mastered. The slap lands in the middle of your back and when it lands the result is that for a whole minute you struggle in anguish to cry out but your voice just wouldn't come out, and they don't give it twice it's just once and unsuspectingly too

ROTF. THIS POST MADE ME LAUGH OUT MY FOOD! LOL. SO TRUE. YOU WOULD WINCE AND TRY TO CRY OUT BUH NO SOUND WILL COME OUT, WHEN IT DOES IT SOUNDS LIKE A WHISTLE.

Lol @ if I hear peem, you will hear ween

tombravo:
ROTF. THIS POST MADE ME LAUGH OUT MY FOOD! LOL. SO TRUE. YOU WOULD WINCE AND TRY TO CRY OUT BUH NO SOUND WILL COME OUT, WHEN IT DOES IT SOUNDS LIKE A WHISTLE.

you know exactly what am talking about when my brother came home from Canada and when I see the kids behave in front of their parents,i be like! The luck wey this children get na original

kuuljay:
you know exactly what am talking about when my brother came home from Canada and when I see the kids behave in front of their parents,i be like! The luck wey this children get na original

lol.. . . .. . . .. i dan chop that slap sotey. . . .most kids of nowadays no sabi anything.

GOOD ONE BRO.!!!

After dat sudden dirty slap ur crying settings go be "Vibrate then Ring". Ain't no woman alive dat can tak my mama's place. Luv u Iyemi.

My mom is Incomparable & inestimable, I will cherish & adore her forever because she is truly a mother... Happy Mother's Day to all mothers, a máa ríí yin pé o nínú olánlá pèlú àláfíà