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kennyz247:
See mumu people wey efcc want help recover their looted resources,them still dey talk rubbish

People wey dem don give dem their own share, why dem no go defend Bello

[quote author=faceland post=132129019]It would take "war" to kidnap the president. The bandits would need no fewer than 5000 well trained & well equipped men if they are serious or want to be successful.

The budget for moving 5k men to Abuja without being noticed is beyond them.[te]
True talk, but it also take some few insiders to get the job done

I don't blame T.pain one bit, if people after seeing all the sufferings APC has led us to still vote for them, why won't T.pain gloat.

What is wrong with Guardiola, is football and winning made for only you.
I just detest this man more for his childish attitude.

What is wrong with Guardiola, is football and winning made for only you.
I just detest this man more for his childish attitude

Image123:
That's right. Anyone putting his or her hopes on APC or PDP or Lamba party is on a long thing. Power belongs to God, and He gives it to who He wills, not a particular religion, tribe, group or denomination. Get this wisdom ingrained into your skulls against 2027 please.

This na god get power always irks me. He has the power and yet gives it to people that always enslaves us. I wonder the type of god he is.

Bizmind95:
If l hear say Diddy no nyash this Bieber boy eh na the perverted ldiot even "discovered" him when he was still looking like a very beautiful girl back in his teens sef...That's why l don't jealous any celebrity...if they tell you what most of all these niggas do just to attain fame and make money eh...mtcheew...you won't believe...
See...there are stinkingly rich niggas like Diddy everywhere who are sick and tired of pussy...l mean like pussy dosen't move them again...so all they do is to go about nyashing famous dudes...cus the only thing that gives them joy is pummeling the ass of a celeb dude and seeing him groan in pain So they make astonishingly unressistable offers to those niggas for their asses!
Let's use our own BBNaija as example here...a nigga will just come out from the house and become bastardly rich overnight...you think that's how they pluck money from trees...LoL...na all those stupendously rich perverts dey nyash those guys for millions of naira per session!...that was why 80% of former male housemates that came for the All Stars season last year were all plaiting hairs and wearing ear rings like women advertising themselves to the highest bidders...Gay modafuckers
See in this life eh jealous nobody oo...most guy's ass see terrible things all in the name of making money and fame!!!

True talk bro, Uti Nwachukwu is an example. I have seen that one up close and personal.

Mehn what a line:
CORRUPTION F*CKED ME SO HARD AND I'M HERE TO MOAN. That's deep

stagger:
When they start getting struck with incurable illnesses for their blasphemy against God, they will start crying for help.

That was how Mr Ibu went on that tirade against pastors as follows:

STUPIDITY is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last penny to your pastor to buy a jet.
MUMU is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive schools which your children will never attend..
IDIOCY is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has a headache.
KOLO is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 naira out of the 5000 naira in your pocket because it is your tithe money....
YOU are a zombie when you trek,dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sunsweating and smelling like poo during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air-conditioned state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slow driving along the road.
IGNORANCE is when you believe it when your pastor tells you not to live a worldly life, yet he enjoys all the best things in the world;the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy your own....


When he came down with illness, he started running from church to church, looking for the same pastors he was lambasting to pray for healing. To which God was he praying, after saying tithe money should be given to beggars?

God can NEVER be mocked. What you sow is what you reap.

Abegi jare, so true Christians don't die with the kind of illness that Mr Ibu died with. Or wasn't pastor Lazarus second wife died of illness. Why wasn't she healed. You guys will just be talking jargons to make yourself feel good

TheFarmer1:
Chelsea has been struggling in front of goal in most of their EPL games this season. Having scored only 8 goals and conceded 5 in their last 4 EPL games, one can see that the struggles of Chelsea FC aren't yet over.

N. Jackson isn't really the kind of material Chelsea needs upfront. Cole Palmer seems to be in a slumber this season, after his heroics last season. The duo of Enzo Fernandez and Moises Caicedon have failed to bring the kind of sparkle Chelsea Fans need. The back line has been too leaky too. With a goal difference of 3, and sitting at 8 position, there is need for the Coach to take drastic measures.

Chelsea will most likely struggle in this game.

Chelsea with 8goals in 4 matches is lacking goals, that is 2 goals in every match. Man say something else. What should we United fans now say?

Love and Hate, two words when puts together only one wins.
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For example: I hate to love you!
The person here is telling you he or she hates to love you, that means they can't love you.
The word HATE wins here.
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Another example: I love to hate you!
The person here is telling you he or she just love to hate you, that means the hate for you is unprecedented thats why he or she just love to hate you.
The word HATE wins here again.
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So my peeps, is there anyway you can rephrase the words together in a sentence that love will come out victorious.
Waiting to hear from you.

If it were me I will put strong sleeping pills that will make her sleep and forget her duties

highchief1:
I no fit

Lolz, I can if the money is right. No be to dey my friends and family say I use am cash out.

All these are for the people taking drugs, we "agbo" users don't have problems

In my Nigeria of today anything is possible including arranging this by the opposition party. But if not, let them punish the idiots.

highchief1:
u go gree make dem use u do this kind arrangement?Arm matter na serious matter with govt bro.

Na today, dem dey do am well well. After today you no go see their face or hear the matter again

Idiots, Una dey use us the act movie abi? Assassination ko temptation ni

What did he do to warrant his arrest and disarment in the first place. They didn't tell us that

BlindAngel:
I got 6L from the 8k fuel.

You got 6litre for the 8k fuel and you want it to take you to Maiduguri. My friend that fuel consumption is OK for a 31km journey that's if you truly counted the km.

AntiChristian:
Chosen people just dey trend o!

Don't mock God oooo!

God fit kill you as He killed people below for mocking man of God!

Some boys Make Fun of Elisha
Elisha went from that city to Bethel. He was walking up the hill to the city, and some boys were coming down out of the city. They began making fun of him. They said, “Go away, you bald-headed man! Go away, you bald-headed man!”

Elisha looked back and saw them. He asked the Lord to cause bad things to happen to them. Then two bears came out of the forest and attacked the boys. There were 42 boys ripped apart by the bears.

LORD OF CHOSEN GET BEAR WEY GO CHOP YOU O!

Just imagine, he couldn't make God to see that what they did was wrong but to order God to kill them.

StillDtruth:
See insalts has started because you never had any reasonable thing to say since.

Pot calling kettle black. Who started the insult?

StillDtruth:
See insalts has started because you never had any reasonable thing to say since.

Pot calling kettle black. Who started the insult?
..

StillDtruth:
The thread shows i did and that everyone knew it which is you were mad to have asked. And since you have nothing to say you have been crazy ever since. So live with your madness and use it to feed yourself

Mtcheew, I thought I'm conversing with someone, I didn't know I'm conversing with an idiot

DevilsEqual:

Shehu is right...Low voter turnout makes it easy for Politicians to manipulate things, hence, should be discouraged anyhow






This Shehu tho, he has always been a darling of the Obidient group, especially during that Senators monthly allowance expose

Now that he's voiced out an independent opinion that wouldnt sit well with them, I expect them to be intolerable to this and that they atttack him cause they dont understand what "Opinion" means

You're a big fool, they haven't said anything yet buy you're expecting them. What kinda human are you? Saying thrash bcus of monthly stipends APC are paying you.
Gosh, you suck

StillDtruth:
The thread shows i did. So you don't have anyrhing to say but to lament.

You really did by telling us who killed more between god and satan

StillDtruth:
Yet the thread shows none of them are able to counter. You don't have anything to say but just came to lament.

All the ones we have countered, have you answered any

StillDtruth:
If you were not delusional you would have seen that we see the great fear people have before they die.

The fear they have is leaving loved ones behind, not your deluded imagination of hell fire

I'm an Abian, right from when Orji Uzor Kalu became governor till now, I haven't heard of his wife. It's only his mother mother all the time. Don't he have a wife

Daviddoma:
After making life hard to it's citizens here in Nigeria,they go abroad to enjoy good governance of other countries.and some stupid fellow still support them back home here.... God will continue to visit all this bad leaders with cancer.its bad to pray such prayers to our leaders but we have no choose than we pray God visit (bad leaders) :them with cancer

The question is: are your prayers working

StillDtruth:
My enemy, please if you were normal, you would have gone arguing with all those people who blame isis and bandits for murdering people before coming to me.

Hahaha, I give up on you cuz you clearly do not know what you're saying

StillDtruth:
Are you asking me? Are you not the one who is drinking it? Its like you are not ok oo.

Man stop confusing yourself. I thought you said all those people god cursed and killed it's Satan that caused it also using AK47 as an example. So can Satan kill people without god using him to trigger them according to your bible.
Can AK47 kill anybody without someone using it. So if AK47 killed someone, you will blame the AK47 instead of the person that used it.
Same way you're blaming devil for gods murderous acts

StillDtruth:
No one needs to believe that no man escapes punishment.

So in your deluded mind you think someone who has died some 1 million yrs ago will still wake up to receive punishment and thrown into hell. I swear you go wait tire