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optional1:
Jarizod and KVNGGO e do abeg.....


Ystday the kenye man nd lezs now is u guys..


Una no dy tired ni...

E b lyk say una don chop belleful....

nominate your troll

diehardanusfan:
no mind the idiot

i blame him papa for not masturbating him away

yeye pikin

Jarizod:
[color=#679267] Throwing beefs like a child

na for primary school we dey call person goat donkey...u just old for nothing!__all ur 55 years on earth has been a waste! Total waste!

I contested and came 5th..You and every asshole in ur family won't even come last..You would be eliminated in the elimination stages! Only if a condom was used ..the watery sperm that formed u wouldn't have found its way into the well that birthed you! eleribu Omo [/color]

Your father, the house boy, and all the men that contributed their sperm in order for the cheapest prostitute in Lagos to give birth to you, are all asholes of the same ass.

You have spent only 13 years on this earth and you have failed woefully at everything you set your hands on. See how ancestral forces are chasing your frustrated failure life. Waste of dignity and effort you are. Obori ngoyie kuro fiyan.

judeefcc:
i wont call someone that, i have never called anyone that its offensive

okay

judeefcc:
one yeye guy KVNGGO create thread dey call me troll which kind talk be that

nominate another person

Jarizod:
[color=#679267]Teenager thats all u have ...

Bring ur sister lemme insert my teenage cocck inside her pussy and see if she won't give u testimony [/color]

like your fellow black ugly incestuous animals(goats) you have perfected the art of sleeping with your relatives. Mentally perturbed kankerworm. Cross breed of donkey and baboon. I wonder who even gave you the mind to contest, no wonder you came, saw, and lost like a normal failure

Nightie:
lol. u're mean..... nd rude.
is d dictionary meaning still dsame meaning here?

i don't know, my job is to profile

Jarizod:
[color=#679267]who asked for ur vote..go and kill urself mofo!

Useless Nairaland troll who believes trolling is an achievement/talent well of course it is for u..because that's the only thing u will achieve in your whole life!

He even had to create a thread for it..what an ass [/color]

foolish teenager

Get lost son of monkey

Papikush:
Happy to help. You can also add andyblaze and Airforce1 to the list.
They are both pursuing musical careers now still no result yet. Hopefully they are better trolls then musicians

i will

Nightie:
uhm... excuse me, sir
wat exactly is d meaning of a 'troll' in nairaland?

use your dictionary

Jarizod:
[color=#679267]Oh well..Grandpa @ 55 is a fan

that was last year and u stilll remember me..AM YOUR LORD OBVIOUSLY ...you on the other hand..you are a failure at ur old age [/color]

you are still eating mummy thank you and you are already a failure in life. Useless thing, I regret voting for you with my main account back then

Papikush:
Mrcork should be the lead on those trolls.nigga has passed through time and space. Since 2009 Mehn

I will have suggested mamagee but that one is not trolling her case is spiritual.

thank you for your nominations but please add the tag next time

Jarizod:
[color=#679267]e pain am

when u don't talk with sense despite the fact that u are 55 years old how won't I correct u

if u talk mumu talk again I go still correct u [/color]

you sucked too much breastmilk that's why you lost woefully when you contested for Mr Nairaland. Your foolishness is even older than 55

firstking01:
Meaning the thread was un-called for then....

recognise people and their talents. That is respect, if you don't respect others you will not be respected

Jarizod:
[color=#679267] A thread for trolls created by a troll..Intresting [/color]

the epileptic idiot kid who insulted me at celebrities section

firstking01:
And after you must have fished out the so-called trolls i guess they will stop trolling

you cannot stop someone from being who they are

EmperorLee:
The guys above me sha . See as dem dey fight

nominate

MackBrooklyn:
Lol, you resorted to interviewing me now??

if need be

MackBrooklyn:
You said we should give you the name of the trolls we know that you wanna give them an award and I mentioned you, should that be a problem??

Why did you pick the name mackbrooklyn?

MackBrooklyn:
[size=20pt]Bruh, E Dey Pain You?? [/size]

no

diehardanusfan:
thank you

Troll responsibly

This is a scoreboard for the trolls


Troll number 1- Mackbrooklyn

He's your green and large font guy, he's the green troll, you can either call him Mynd's favourite customer or the hulk troll. He's on every thread with his unnecessary vulgarity.


Troll number 2- Diehardanusfan

He has distinguished himself amongst trolls, some wonder if he actually is mad. Whether he's complaining about Monica or cooking up a story about sexually perverse landlords, this anus fan never fails to bring the trolling to us.



Troll number 3- Judeefcc

This guy is the definition of trolling, he never stops, he always has a new account, the mods can not keep him down, unlike other trolls who have no identity, this guy is a real life human. Doesn't matter if you're a side chick he's proud of or you care so much about the fried taters. And eggs his girlfriend made for him, he will tell you about it. He details his own reputation, he has a very good friend named yorubademon, some wonder if they are the same person. He's the EFCC chairman in the romance section, he's Jude and he's a troll.



Troll number 4- Mrcork

Not much needs to be said about our legendary troll, he's the Duke of peckham, the Range Rover driving rat. More than 6 years as a troll, he has all the experience in the world, you have to be naturally talented to be half his weight. Be careful though, you have to be light skinned, otherwise you will receive the mouth washing of a lifetime. We wonder where he has been this few weeks. Come back soon sir. #respect.



Troll number 5- Mamagee3

The mama the mama, the most confused troll on the planet, whether she's having illusions of an aristo mother or a couple worker who finds her utterly repulsive, she never disappoints. Another legend like mrcork. She types in pink, that's her only talent.


Troll number 5 - Jesusboiy

This guy will talk to himself for up to 3 pages on a thread, some wonder if it is actual mental illness, I think seun should look into his case, maybe use the money he wastes on mr/miss Nairaland competition to give this guy proper treatment. Whether he's crushing on ishilove or threatening to deactivate his account, he is and always will be a great troll.

MackBrooklyn:
[size=25pt]KVNGGO [/size]



cc: KVNGGO

You're an even bigger troll, how many accounts do you have? Your signature green and large fonts typing litters romance section like garbage.

Welcome to the order of the trolls

Welcome to troll of the season award/profiling/induction thread



If you know that troll, tag him/her and put "cc: kvnggo" on your comment Lets see who wins troll of the season. And also get a chance to read the official profile of your favorite Nairaland troll. If you know an unregistered troll, tag him/her to come and be inducted into the committee of trolls. Please no more illegal trolling on nairaland.


E.g. diehardanusfan is the biggest troll

Cc: kvnggo

If Segun sang black and yellow. I won't buy

Tallesty1:
Hatred kills faster than HIV

are you dying?

OoniOfIfe:
what's wrong calling you Afonja, Are you not an AFONJA?
then stop calling them flathe.ads

im igbo. You flat headed person

Jarizod:
[color=#679267] Bros how u take know say he borrow money take buy car..u be winsh

Person wey broke dey still buy car [/color]

only a bigger child idiot recognises an idiot.

Her activities in the other room have increased

K

Fayose the only governor taking the fight to Buhari

Jarizod:
[color=#679267] Bros dey use brain talk na..

Na her husband buy am d car! u no read wetin op type put ni [/color]

use your own head

Her husband borrowed money to buy that car that means he Is broke and if he is broke, Tonto is broke