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yemmytcm: So itz until march now. Wake me up when it's all over.

U wan sleep abi?well,i'll wake u up when itz June/July...post utme form go don come out then,so sleep well.

yuno01: Look am well..na for last session...send M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ a car for opening U̶̲̥̅̊я eye......#grinning

A car abi? Tank God u no be pink(f),yur hubby go bankrupt.Btw,na march me see o..try borrow binocular+spect=clear vision.

tbmas: Oh baby , i nid a car , bin stressful walking through lag for ova 3 wks ........ Spikin for ha

Baby?? Ur ah dude...I go buy u slippers den,trippled decked slippers.

onyinye03: New academic calendar ----> http://www.unilag.edu.ng/newsdetails.php?NewsID=1417

wow! Exactly what i've been waiting for and what i needed...MARCH!!..




I must commend you for this.Mention anything,i'll giv u.

fatsonm: where will i check it? I haven't seen it yet.

Okay,here is ma email.. Labodihoo@gmail.com

fatsonm: I didnt get ur mail, can u please send urs to tolaemmanuel20109@hotmail.com

I've replied yur PM.

@Hillsnite....Gratitude sir.

fatsonm: tanks bro. Are u on 2go?Help me check all the informtn about Radiography, the cut off mark, how many questions is d p utme and every informtn abt d skul?

Okay,u can mail me yur id,check ma signature for d email add.

djbamgbosh: for where, me i dey smoke 100 logs of cigar per minute. No option for me.

No probs na,jst calculate d amount of sticks u can get in a log n ur rich..

yemmytcm: labodz see fraud o,i tot we all are in the same skul. Na wa o,well done chizzy. Go and rest at home

may they thought sciences are extra rich..itz well.

@ all.Please make sure you fill that smoking area on your medical form o.Like choosing the highest sticks u smoke cos itz 20,000/Stick....


Said by...Unilag VC.


Source.......









The Moon Newspaper

yemmytcm: you'll be overfed,see mouth.....go and take ya bath jo..

Lolz....U dey use spiritual spectacle abi,i'll do dah now.

fatsonm: pls i want to know how UNILAG Does its admission.

She accepts ONE sitting O Level result and Post Utme combination for all courses are MATHEMATICS,ENGLISH and GENERAL PAPER.

If you're from the south-west,u might fall among catchment area concerning cut off.


What's proposed course?

djbamgbosh: the school b like buffet,#Serve urself

U actually got it but i pray he wont be overfed sha.

yemmytcm: you go dash me one? P.S: iyaf already paid skul fee,no money for her. #staring at the dark clouds

There is enough right HERE n thr in Skul.Make yur choice.

yemmytcm: park well before i throw you inside that lagoon,{two-two place}.

If u throw me thr,u knw say i go hold ur hands too na....we go enter togeda ni.


Seems we over-ruled the Law two-two today o....nxt time go wit yur other one makin STANDARD TWO.

@yemmy,tanx n ur also special boss.

paulooma: Thanks brother.....what about registration informaton for DE students and hope the registration has not closed....Thanks

DE or anytin,come wit d req cert/Doc.Concerning registratn,jst check skul to confirm.

fatsonm: Any UNILAG students here? I've questions for you.

here

paulooma: Well,these might sound weird.... I got to know about the screening thing on Friday... And hope the registration have not closed and please, for those who have done their registration, what are the step you took to that stage you are now? Please, help a brother.....Congrats to all newly admitted student

wow,dis is serious o.Well,go get these Documents.


*Original Jamb result

*Coloured copy of Screening form,4 coloured copies.(u can get that in skul)

*Post-utme Result

*Coloured Admission letter on Jamb site(Duplicate-For institution use)

*State of Origin Certificate

*O'Level Original result printed on site.

*Statement of Result

*Letter of Reference frm yur Pastor or Imam or Senior Civil Servant.

*Secondary school Testimonial.


All these Documents must be photocopied (4 each)

Messilo: i was just asking for my brother, i'm oau mbbs newly admitted student! Great ife!!!!!!!!! Great akokite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great.

Oh,i guessed ryt den.Cos i knew O.A.U gave u yur Mbbs....Tell yur brother to murder Jamb wella n prepare for maths,english and general papers too.

Messilo: Hello, house! I'm science student going for mbbs which subject will i do in unilag post utme?

Messilo?? Wat'r u doin here? Askin for sum1 i guess....aint u in for mbbs already?

Capableben: still thinking........shud i go for pharmacy or chemical engr...... Which one has better chances of employment

Depends on your ability.Arrange your science subjects in GOOD..BETTER..BEST


like..
Physics...Good

Chemistry...Better

Biology...Best/Excellent

With this you can choice and for the employment,it depends on your ability as said befor..

If you're a First Class graduate,u ve no probs.

@Jeff....sry,whr did u get dat SIF form?? N plz make sure u confirm whr to submit dat data capture form cos i culdn't whr to submit yestrdy too....thanks.

Prince adebayo: Bro,i was very much correct that the function of the HCL is to stop the action of pytalin which has been going on within the gullet,i just confirmed again from my textbook,if you think its function is to coagulate milk protein and emulsify fats then you are wrong because it is renin that coagulates milk protein and also it is bile that emulsifies fats so none of it is a function of d HCL,another function of HCL is dat it sterilize the stomach by killing many of the putrefying bacteria in it.

Thanks Prince,now i agree wif ya.I'll go for that (C) too buh jst needed some point to back it up which u've jst done.




More biology questnz plz!

Medics,sciences and all datz gonna need biology can check in here www.nairaland.com/1210309/jamb-2014-thread-biology-chemistry/23#19868829

labodinho: Ma Biology Q.

*What's the function of HCl in the stomach?

A)Neutralise the effect of bile
B)Coagulate milk protein and emulsify fats
C)Stop the action of ptylin
D)Break up food into smaller particles.

**Which of the ffl plant structures lacks a waterproof cuticle?

A) Leaf
B) Stem
C) Root
D) shoot

U'r all ryt bout d No.2,i need a clearer view n wanna be convinced abt dat No.1.

ugonna1054: well I dunno where to thumbprint my form Is still with me maybe nxt week things would be clearer!

We won't to AKT,nobody was found thr,jst walkin arnd sha but i got d data capture form sha.



Plz @ all,pay yur skul fee bfor reg o n hold yur departmentl levy too bfor goin for departmental reg nxt wik.....for faculty of science.

[quote author=@farano]Laboz i sight u o![/quote]Me?? Try d other spect..






Jst strollin..

@ugonna,dat akt is closed n i got d data capture form.Whr can we thumb print??


Library reg. Has been proponed to 2nd of Dec.

ugonna1054: 2.Ceteris paribus after u do ur data capture(digital photo,fingerprints and oda mini biodata) u wud print a form from there containing ur password and some info u wud use to acess"uindergrad login 4 sif.

Are we gonna need skul fee to get this password or ..? And tell me boud dis form we'r gonna print.

Prince adebayo: lemme try
(1).C
(2).C
hope am ryt sha

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seems this thread is dead o,nobody in here?