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PoliticsRe: Amaechi Re-elected As Chairman Of Nigeria Governors Forum by laCapri: 12:01am On May 25, 2013
I laugh in NGF.
Dis is just a simple chess game. Amaechi & GEJ knows wat dey are doing.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ogutu: Her Hips Drive Kenyan Men Crazy by laCapri: 8:16am On May 01, 2013
c.fours:
She's wearing hip/butt pads.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/07/women-and-beauty-artificial-butts-hips-flood-market/
I don't think dat's true. Or do u have any proof?
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ogutu: Her Hips Drive Kenyan Men Crazy by laCapri: 8:27pm On Apr 30, 2013
O boy see hips.
I'm drooling...
PhonesRe: What You Need To Know About Mobile Number-Portability by laCapri: 2:44pm On Apr 24, 2013
Jenams: This portin poo is not in d interest of d subscribers, what's d need of havin more than one sim and goin tru dis tidious process wen one intends to port out? A simple text msg shud be enuf and less than one hour port-completion period! 90 days is too much! Anytin naija do must get K-leg!
I'm not sure u understood what u read. Maybe u should go back & read it slowly b4 replying.
FashionRe: PICTURES: Fashion Craze At Yvonne Nelson’s "House Of Gold" Premiere by laCapri: 4:00pm On Apr 19, 2013
These people are simply crazy!!!
Very soon u will hear dat dey dress better dan Nigerians.
CelebritiesRe: Solomon Akiyesi Fires Back: My Wife Is The Cause Of My Retrogression by laCapri: 6:14pm On Apr 14, 2013
Mr man u nor try at all. How can u say all these negative things about your wife of 7 years? If ur wife is d cause of ur retrogression then ur mistress would be d cause of ur death
CelebritiesRe: Woman, 67 To Wed 29 Year Old Lover She Met On Facebook(pictures) by laCapri: 10:24pm On Apr 12, 2013
So he wants to be a young widower?
CelebritiesWow!!! This Blog Stands Out by laCapri(op): 6:19pm On Apr 10, 2013
http://www.kiyoandfilo..com/
Just introduced to it, I like the concept and the background, what do you think?
PropertiesRe: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by laCapri: 9:58pm On Mar 12, 2013
I remember then our landlord children go borrow our spoon, them no go return am back, naim one day we wan eat rice, na so we discover say na only one spoon remain 4 house.
PoliticsRe: Tunde Bakare inducted into Nairaland Politics Section Of Hall Of Fame 2012 by laCapri: 1:08pm On Dec 28, 2012
Prof Barth Nnaji
PoliticsRe: Happy Birthday To President Goodluck Jonathan by laCapri: 3:19pm On Nov 20, 2012
lacasa: Happy Bithday Mr Clueless, Corrupt, Militant, Retardeen.

May u celebrate it with over a Billion on kain-kain & peppersoup
Aboki comot from road make we see better people jor.
PoliticsRe: Please Lets Find Solution On How To Stop This Unwanted N5000 Note by laCapri: 9:53pm On Aug 24, 2012
very good indeed!!!
we can't die in silence.
if we refuse 2 speak up now, we would be d ones to suffer tomorrow.
let's come together to say ''NO TO N5,000 NOTE''
PoliticsRe: How Northern Elite Control Nigeria’s Oil Wealth by laCapri: 4:20pm On Aug 19, 2012
can somebody tell me why this is not on d front pagehuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh?
PoliticsRe: Northern Youths Warn Asari Dokubo And Edwin Clark by laCapri: 2:26pm On Aug 08, 2012
PStylish: I am a Yoruba man!

We need to form a southern solidarity and coalition for the good of all of us and our generations yet unborn so that the north will not enslave us again.

For the first time in my life, I am experiencing almost 12 hours of power supply (bright light o) a day.And some people are saying GEJ is not trying. The best we used to have before now was a few hours in 2 weeks.

Transformation is going on like it has never been in the history of this country but it is coming in a mild, covert form.

Bye bye to business as usual. The erstwhile profiteers are crying foul and creating unnecessary tension in the polity to rubbish the president's sincere efforts. The LORD will destroy them very soon in Jesus' Name.Amen.

South for life.We are moving forward.The north is free to join us or fhucck off.

Let by-gones be by-gones.This is not 1967-1970.
This is the best post I have seen on NL in recent times.
God bless u real good
PoliticsRe: GEJ Commissions Bullet Proof Vest Factory In Kaduna by laCapri: 11:19pm On Jul 02, 2012
werepeLeri: This should be from a toddler. Because Obama doesnt do it, then its wrong for anyone else to do it? I think we know who the retardeen is really.
wen dayokanu was growing up he was always called a retardeen
PoliticsRe: We Got N7K To Bomb EYN Church In Biu - Boko Haram Suspects by laCapri: 2:00pm On Jun 22, 2012
dadde: This is the height of poverty in the land. when government fail in their responsibilities, it gives room for terrorist to take advantage of the situation.
As long as the federal government continue to play politics with education and infrastructural development, we are bound to see more peasant selling their lives for nothing.

Prepare for more.
u reason like a child.
pls grow up
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Bombings In Zaria And Kaduna by laCapri: 4:36pm On Jun 18, 2012
gbadexy: @ la capri
It has been obvious that you are a low life piece of scum given birth to by a bloody bas.tard.
I don't wish the innocent family that took you in harm but by the grace of Almighty GOD what you said to me shall be your portion, and it shall be so insha Allah.
When you are about to die a most horrible death, you will remember today and this comment.
Oloriburuku.
if u have any brain in dat empty skull of urs u would know dat u are a big fat pig.
how can u go about posting satanic scriptures to Christians at dis point in timehuh
Repent now because u & ALL ur moslem folks are heading to hell.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Bombings In Zaria And Kaduna by laCapri: 4:01pm On Jun 18, 2012
gbadexy: @ la capri
You are definitely MAD. Weren't innocent muslims killed in the reprisal attacks? Some juvenile delinquent posted false scripture and I am trying to post the correct verse here and you are opening your filthy mouth.
I keep explaining to fools like you that we all find ourselves born into our religion and each religion preaches superiority and claim it is the path of salvation.
They both make sense to people worshipping them, if you were born instead into a muslim home,would you have been practicing christianity? Most likely not unless you are financially and spiritually frustrated and want quick miracle at the church.
Nobody has been to heaven to verify which one is authentic, so the reasonable thing for someone with even a half brain is to face your faith and don't get emotional and take the condemnation of the other faith personal.
What if the scripture is God's true words? Not that I doubt islam, when followed objectively it appeals to reason and logic.
Anyways am ready for your likes.
u are nothing but a pig.
may u and ur entire family members die in d next BH attack. Ode
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Bombings In Zaria And Kaduna by laCapri: 2:58pm On Jun 18, 2012
gbadexy: To all you delinquents, here is the correct verse of the holy QURAN again.
Surah 55. The Beneficent,
The Mercy Giving
1. ((Allah)) Most Gracious!
2. It is He Who has taught the Qur'an.
3. He has created man:
4. He has taught him speech (and intelligence).
5. The sun and the moon follow courses (exactly)
computed;
6. And the herbs and the trees - both (alike) bow
in adoration.
7. And the Firmament has He raised high, and He
has set up the Balance (of Justice),
8. In order that ye may not transgress (due)
balance.
9. So establish weight with justice and fall not
short in the balance.
10. It is He Who has spread out the earth for (His)
creatures:
11. Therein is fruit and date-palms, producing
spathes (enclosing dates);
12. Also corn, with (its) leaves and stalk for
fodder, and sweet-smelling plants.
13. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
14. He created man from sounding clay like unto
pottery,
15. And He created Jinns from fire free of smoke:
16. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
17. (He is) Lord of the two Easts and Lord of the
two Wests:
18. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
19. He has let free the two bodies of flowing
water, meeting together:
20. Between them is a Barrier which they do not
transgress:
21. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
22. Out of them come Pearls and Coral:
23. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
24. And His are the Ships sailing smoothly
through the seas, lofty as mountains:
25. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
26. All that is on earth will perish:
27. But will abide (for ever) the Face of thy Lord,-
full of Majesty, Bounty and Honour.
28. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
29. Of Him seeks (its need) every creature in the
heavens and on earth: every day in (new)
Splendour doth He (shine)!
30. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
31. Soon shall We settle your affairs, O both ye
worlds!
32. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
33. O ye assembly of Jinns and men! If it be ye
can pass beyond the zones of the heavens and
the earth, pass ye! not without authority shall ye
be able to pass!
34. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
35. On you will be sent (O ye evil ones twain!) a
flame of fire (to burn) and a smoke (to choke): no
defence will ye have:
36. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
37. When the sky is rent asunder, and it becomes
red like ointment:
38. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
39. On that Day no question will be asked of man
or Jinn as to his sin.
40. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
41. (For) the sinners will be known by their
marks: and they will be seized by their forelocks
and their feet.
42. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
43. This is the Hell which the Sinners deny:
44. In its midst and in the midst of boiling hot
water will they wander round!
45. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
46. But for such as fear the time when they will
stand before (the Judgment Seat of) their Lord,
there will be two Gardens-
47. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?-
48. Containing all kinds (of trees and delights);-
49. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?-
50. In them (each) will be two Springs flowing
(free);
51. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?-
52. In them will be Fruits of every kind, two and
two.
53. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
54. They will recline on Carpets, whose inner
linings will be of rich brocade: the Fruit of the
Gardens will be near (and easy of reach).
55. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
56. In them will be (Maidens), chaste, restraining
their glances, whom no man or Jinn before them
has touched;-
57. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?-
58. Like unto Rubies and coral.
59. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
60. Is there any Reward for Good - other than
Good?
61. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
62. And besides these two, there are two other
Gardens,-
63. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?-
64. Dark-green in colour (from plentiful watering).
65. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
66. In them (each) will be two Springs pouring
forth water in continuous abundance:
67. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
68. In them will be Fruits, and dates and
pomegranates:
69. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
70. In them will be fair (Companions), good,
beautiful;-
71. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?-
72. Companions restrained (as to their glances),
in (goodly) pavilions;-
73. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?-
74. Whom no man or Jinn before them has
touched;-
75. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?-
76. Reclining on green Cushions and rich Carpets
of beauty.
77. Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye
deny?
78. Blessed be the name of thy Lord, full of
Majesty, Bounty and Honour.
can u do us all a favour? get out of here!!!
people are here mourning d loss of their loved ones u are busy posting satanic scriptures.
don't u have a consciencehuh
PoliticsRe: Bolaji Bello Replaces Aruma Oteh As Acting DG Of SEC by laCapri: 5:09pm On Jun 16, 2012
PStylish: ^^^
If Segun Aganga is not Yoruba, then what is he?
There are native Yorubas in 11 Nigerian states - 6 SW states,Kwara,Kogi,Delta,Edo and Niger (Jebba is a Yoruba settlement with an Oba).
Where is yoruba in Delta state?
u guys just enjoy posting rubbish on NL
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Probe: I didn't Collect Any Bribe - Farouk Lawan by laCapri: 11:41pm On Jun 10, 2012
Demdem: Can someone ask Accursed to kindly publish the "video" here for all to see. he seems to be the only one to have seen this action film ooooooooooooo grin grin grin
demdem can u tell us who Accursed is?
Is it Seun?
PoliticsRe: Farouk Lawan (subsidy Probe Committee Chairman) In $600,000 Bribery Scandal by laCapri: 7:16pm On Jun 09, 2012
@Freshmoney pls stop derailing d topic.
so anybody dat sounds intelligent is now Beafhuh
I sure envy dat dude.
PoliticsRe: Democracy Day Church Service: GEJ Refuse To Say "Amen" To Anti-corruption Prayer by laCapri: 12:37pm On May 28, 2012
See what joblessness has causes.
congregation of jobless peeps all around.
Leave GEJ alone ooo.
Ur hatred towards GEJ would make u go insane.
PoliticsRe: Democracy Day Symposium At Banquet Hall Abuja - Live Updates by laCapri: 12:36pm On May 28, 2012
PointB.:
"With President Goodluck Jonathan, there's hope for democracy in Nigeria" - Anyim

Let him go back home and ponder on this ^

Thiefing eed!ots!
I feel for u.
u have shown dat u don't have a life by impersonating someone else.
poor soul
PoliticsRe: Why Do Most Nigerians Like Insulting GEJ by laCapri: 3:20pm On May 24, 2012
They insult GEJ d way dey insult their fathers & beat their mothers @ home
PoliticsRe: Court Sets Aside Warrant For Saraki’s Arrest ! by laCapri: 11:45am On May 24, 2012
Abeyjide: pls,my co nairalander just leave d (kayfyt )or wats is name alone cos is tryin to gain popularity.silent is d best answer for people dat talks lke dis.
Don't mind him. he couldn't even pass d last JAMB.
He's a nuisance to his family members
PoliticsRe: Lawmakers Reject Jonathan’s Cassava Bread by laCapri: 11:17am On May 24, 2012
murtalaa: This daft president never ceases to disappoint me. How could you force people to eat cassava? Cassava has never ever been part of my meal. It's like forcing a non-yoruba man to eat amala. In any case why would cassava be a replacement for wheat when there are parts of the country that are capable of producing export quantity wheat. shouldn't commercial wheat production be encouraged in tandem with cassava production so that we can have both wheat and cassava breads and people allowed to choose which ever one they desire?

Kudos to those insightful reps, now mama jonathan's backyard cassava go lie fallow grin
Sharrap!
I was enjoying this thread until a myopic lot like u showed up.
PoliticsRe: Gej Orders Agf To Prosecute Those Indicted In Fuel Subsidy Probe by laCapri: 12:47am On May 23, 2012
Beaf: ^
But you evolved from either lizard or frog straight into winsh.
Brother, your case is sad. Omase o! grin
abeg nor use laugh kill me o
PoliticsRe: 2015: North Banks On S’west To Stop Jonathan ! by laCapri: 12:25am On May 23, 2012
dayokanu: What does allying with anyone in the South offer the SW

Why should we ally with the same people who are soo full of bitterness and hatred for the SW?

We are not interested in any alliance especially one that returns a reetard like Jonathan to power
baby boy go to d kiddies section
PoliticsRe: Man Arrested At Radio House With Grenades & Live Ammo by laCapri: 3:41pm On May 21, 2012
eGuerrilla: You are absolutely correct, only 3 was mentioned in the original article

@honeric01, where 386 grenades come from?
u dey mind dat pig?
he is so bitter dat his brother has been caught.

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