Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,195,511 members, 7,958,549 topics. Date: Wednesday, 25 September 2024 at 04:58 PM

Lachynos2k2's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Lachynos2k2's Profile / Lachynos2k2's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (of 23 pages)

Business / Re: Withdraw From Fiverr, Paypal, Upwork, Freelancer, Elance, With Confidence. by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:37pm On Dec 18, 2015
@op what's ur rate?
Agriculture / Re: Nairaland Farmers Contact Details by Lachynos2k2(m): 1:38pm On Dec 18, 2015
Name. Okeke chinonso
Nonz Domestica
Locaction : Umuahia Abia state
Specialty : piggery and catfish ,poultry

Contact :08060506610
Email ;lachynos2k2@gmail.com
Politics / Re: Referendum: All FG Properties Will Go To Biafra, Debts To Nigeria - OEAS by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:18pm On Dec 07, 2015
B
adesholamatt:
i am a vry proud yoruba guy frm sw,i wld love more dan anytin else d actualisation of biafra,i tink its so long overdue bt i dnt tink u guys r really serious abt d freedom of biafra,i expect evry igbo to as quick as possible sell any property dey hav in any other part of naija n move back to d east,use all ur intelligence and business acumen to develop ur SE to a world class level,by so doin all of u guys can leave like kings n queens witout d federal govt of naija,mayb den u guys can b taken morw serious...#opinion
.. People like you have never stepped an inch out of your South West, coz if at all you have, you would have realised that your tribes men are also living comfortably in all nukes and crannies of the south East. For instance , olamilekan, lateef, taju, tunde, abiodun, seyi, khalid etc these are just a few of my yoruba friends living comfortably in my neighbourhood.
Politics / Re: Referendum: All FG Properties Will Go To Biafra, Debts To Nigeria - OEAS by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:05pm On Dec 07, 2015
Ali97:
Its now that i come to understand that these guys are not really serious at all. IGBO doesn't even love themselves. i know its not going to be well for them.
and it will never be well for you and your family.. Amen

1 Like

Politics / Re: Referendum: All FG Properties Will Go To Biafra, Debts To Nigeria - OEAS by Lachynos2k2(m): 12:57pm On Dec 07, 2015
This is getting smoother by the day.

3 Likes

Politics / Re: Obasanjo: Nigeria May Soon Explode-Saharareporters by Lachynos2k2(m): 1:19pm On Dec 05, 2015
@ obj.. No, it's otta farm that will explode beyond repairs. Definitely not Nigeria.
Phones / Re: Youtube Enables Users To Save Videos For Offline Use In Nigeria. by Lachynos2k2(m): 2:58pm On Nov 23, 2015
After I just finished downloading tube mate. Mtcheww
Crime / Re: Man Hangs Self After Raping Brother’s Wife by Lachynos2k2(m): 4:49pm On Nov 21, 2015
You look like that rapist. Are u still alive?
satowind:
Very gud news. @least beta news dan brother murders brother

1 Like

Politics / Re: #bringbackoursoldiers Now Trending On Twitter (screenshots) by Lachynos2k2(m): 9:04pm On Nov 19, 2015
This country just needs to disintegrate into 10 piece.. I don't care.. Let every zone manage their resources. Period
Romance / Re: Some Interesting Facts We Probably Don't Know About Kissing. by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:01pm On Nov 14, 2015
@op can you kiss this woman?

Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike's New Looks As A Yoruba Wife by Lachynos2k2(m): 11:49am On Nov 14, 2015
You are too blind to see that yorobastard babes like you are too damned ugly and unrefined, leaving your guys no other option than to pursue more beautiful and composed igbo chicks as if their lives depend on it.i think that's what you should be worried about.. Continue waiting for yolobastard men to come marry you.. You go old sotee your breastmilk go become powdered.
Drchristian:
igbo ladies love yoruba men to death grin

ask me why it took tonto dike long time to marry?
why genive us single?

why cossy orjiofor is single?

why Africandy is single?

and many more Igbo women.
is bcus they look up 2 yoruba men.

it seems yoruba men are on top of d dating game in Nigeria.

1 Like

Jokes Etc / Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Lachynos2k2(m): 6:30pm On Nov 11, 2015
Lincoln275:
Dear BIAFRANS, I support your struggle 100% but my problem with
you is the approach you applied.
I would want to suggest the following procedures and I can assure you
it's going to work out successfully.
If you can unite and follow the following steps you are about to read
then, welcome to the Federal Republic of Biafra in advance.
STEP 1
Withdraw all your services from Nigeria and render the Nigerians
short of Igbo services as you are the backbone of the country.
STEP 2
Withdraw your kinsmen who are public office holders, e.g Ike
Ekweremadu, deputy senate president, Peter Obi the D.G of S.E.C.
STEP 3
Reject all the ministerial nomination from the so called, Nigeria.
STEP 4
Endeavour to reject Federal Allocation. You are very industrious, you
will be better off without its resources.
STEP 5
Stop all form of importation through the Nigerian sea port so that
Nigeria will crumble without your Tax.
STEP 6
Recall all your sons and daughters from all parts of Nigeria to
relocate home until this fight is over, so that Nigeria can beg them to
come back as expatriate.
STEP 7
Lock up all your shops in Idumota, Alaba international, Kano markets,
and every other market, even in the remote villages across the
Country.
STEP 8
Go beyond closing Niger bridge thus, stop Nigerians from buying or
selling in Onitsha Main market or Ariaria market in Aba.
STEP 9
Make sure you make your Visa very hard for Nigerians.
STEP 10
Thus, this fight will then be achieved without Violence, just like south
Sudan.
Finally, make sure you don't fight it with weapons.
Make sure you feed the young ones with the history of previous
unsuccessful Biafran War.
IGBO KWENU !!! hee!
Copied and edited.
LOBATAN
Where is the allocation money being generated from? ...mumu
Sports / Re: 5 Reasons Why The Golden Eaglet Will Not Lift The Trophy In Chile. by Lachynos2k2(m): 12:28am On Nov 09, 2015
@ op Thunder Don Dey fire you now abi? I wish these goals can be converted into thunder and shoved into your back pocket.

4 Likes

Politics / Re: Nigeria Closer To Oil Find In Chad Basin – Kachikwu by Lachynos2k2(m): 9:51pm On Nov 08, 2015
sameer1212:
Mumu!
e pain you u u u u u u?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Closer To Oil Find In Chad Basin – Kachikwu by Lachynos2k2(m): 7:42pm On Nov 08, 2015
GROUNDNUT ABI NA PALM OYEL INSIDE A PLASTIC BASIN FROM CHAD.thats what am actually thinking.
grin...keep digging deeper and deeper, Na only water water una go Dey see.
Politics / Re: One Killed As IPOB Members Protest In Onitsha - Vanguard News by Lachynos2k2(m): 9:39pm On Nov 06, 2015
freshness2020:
I am Igbo.
I don't believe in war.
I believe in cordial negotiations.
War can never be the solution, but are my people ready for this!

Say no to Bigotry...
I AM IGBO,
I KNOW MY PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING FOR A JUST CAUSE
BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN VIOLENT DISINTEGRATION,
RATHER I BELIEVE IN RESOURCE CONTROL.
SAY NO TO WAR
KA CHINEKE MEZIE OKWU.

3 Likes

Nairaland / General / Re: Tiger-Battery Powered Stove Spotted In Aba by Lachynos2k2(m): 6:34am On Nov 01, 2015
Anytime an invention like this comes from igboland, some people start to piss in their pants. Hate and envy beclouds their vision and hence they can't see beyond their noses, rather they look for ways to pull you backwards so that you continue moving at their sluggish pace. But there ain't no stopping us..#irepsoutheasttillidie.We shall go, and leave them behind at the mercy of their slave masters.
NYSC / Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Lachynos2k2(m): 11:11pm On Oct 31, 2015
[quote author=tonytony208 post=39560230Gerrrraarrra here pig.

Go away from here joo! Fat asss licker![/quote]
Business / Re: Can The Imo River Take (large) Ships? by Lachynos2k2(m): 9:28pm On Oct 31, 2015
itstpia8:
btw, New Orleans is below sea level, and the city has a system of canals and locks to prevent flooding. This may have also facilitated the development of such a large port inland.


Is Aba ( or the area pictured) below sea level?

This type of project would also involve large scale resettlement and displacement of the communities along the route. In short, they'd lose their lands.
u mean people living inside water? I don't get it.
Nairaland / General / Re: Tiger-Battery Powered Stove Spotted In Aba by Lachynos2k2(m): 7:03pm On Oct 31, 2015
Eugenedimgba:
how can you charge a non-rechargeable battery? Which kind brain you get abeg?...bros I beg you to tell me the kind of matter in your brain.
cotton wool.
NYSC / Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Lachynos2k2(m): 9:24am On Oct 31, 2015
tonytony208:


Hallucinating bastardd. The pig goes about smelling Yoruba women's arse.s. Who placed that curse on you?

And like I commented earlier, your comment is senseless.

Nothing smells worse in our compound like mama chinonyen. She is fat and horrible. She wouldn't take her bath for days on end. You have to cover your nose each time you walk past her, lest she infest you with her horrible stink.
am glad you r really enjoying your new identity..pig.

1 Like

NYSC / Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:52am On Oct 31, 2015
tonytony208:


Most fat women, including fat Igbo women stink. So, your comment is senseless.

So, you have been smelling Yoruba women asse.es? Then you must either be a dog or a pig.

It means you must have come from aba city, the piggery section of the zoo called Nigeria.
yeah i own a piggery farm,thats where i keep pigs like you.

1 Like

NYSC / Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:48am On Oct 31, 2015
ELGREF:
SW are still the best in time of education, ask your father
"in terms" olodo Hhahaha...your fellow south waster said that he is a camp. Maybe you are parade ground.

3 Likes

NYSC / Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:37am On Oct 31, 2015
And It doesnt remove the offensive stench from every fat yoruba woman's as.ses and armpits either.
tonytony208:


That does not remove the curse on Igbo land that makes your land filled with gully erosion.

It does not remove the curse on Igbo's that make you leave your home underdevelop, but develop other people's homes.

It does not remove the curse that makes Igbo's call one another OSUs.

1 Like

NYSC / Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:32am On Oct 31, 2015
Na the same people.
Chekyjustice:




Mr Westerner, learn to use punctuation to make more understandable ur statement
NYSC / Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:22am On Oct 31, 2015
samyomz:
stupidity is when yo use one person to judge a whole tribe #
thanks for this punch line grin..i will always quote you when the tide turns the other way round.
Science/Technology / Re: KWASU Students Fabricate Anti-terror Weapon by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:04pm On Oct 21, 2015
Yes.... Prototype, just like okpon imo.
NEXT!
Family / Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Lachynos2k2(m): 4:21am On Oct 15, 2015
My little 5 year old nephew always wants to take his bath by himself, he would lock the bathroom, after bathing he comes out of the bathroom na.ked.. I wonder what he was hiding in the first place.

20 Likes 1 Share

Crime / Re: Kidnappers Chain Female Victim In An Inhumanly Cruel Condition by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:55am On Oct 06, 2015
Rilwayne001:
Say NO to tribalism.. Our Igbo brothers though embarassed sad
you must be a yorobastard . shocked

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (of 23 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 34
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.