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Family / Re: I Saw This Snake Crawl Out Of My Generator's Corridor by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:04pm On Mar 09, 2022
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Sports / Re: Basketball: D'Tigress Beats Mali, Qualify For FIBA 2022 World Cup by Lachynos2k2(m): 4:44pm On Feb 14, 2022
Topzee109:

You're a fool for saying that, I'm telling you about one of the bad character in your tribe and you're saying rubbish, stop chest beating
Later you'all will be crying that Igbos is the most hated people


Oshoala and ajibade have been making Nigeria proud by making news every week on their success stories in la Liga femenine, but you'll never see Yoruba chanting and beating chest

Oshoala is currently the top scorer in la Liga, after a recent accomplishment of 100 games

On and on many success stories from the south, while your south and east has been filled with horrific news, killings everywhere,


You are now here telling me I wish to be Igbo, Igbo my feet

E pain am grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Basketball: D'Tigress Beats Mali, Qualify For FIBA 2022 World Cup by Lachynos2k2(m): 11:44pm On Feb 13, 2022
Topzee109:

why are you Igbos like this, you claim Nigeria is a zoo, yet you're shouting obi for president, any win for Nigeria, you'll first go and check the players list if they are Igbo and be shouting Igbo

When Nigeria was performing well in afcon, you no let us hear word, claiming Igbo saved Nigeria, now that they crashed out, you keep, you didn't shout that the same Igbo people crashed out oo

I'm sure u wish you're igbo


Why always chest beating
I'm sure you wish you're igbo. Talk true n shame d devil
Sports / Re: Basketball: D'Tigress Beats Mali, Qualify For FIBA 2022 World Cup by Lachynos2k2(m): 11:41pm On Feb 13, 2022
ThEGodFaThEr902:

When it comes to sport, especially football and basketball you just got to give it to the Igbos. They are blessed and have arrays of talented people in these sports.
not just in sports,but also in every competitive endeavors that craves competency.
That's why Nigeria needs an Igbo president to be revived.

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Crime / Re: Suspected Killer Of Chidimma Christopher Arrested By Police In Anambra by Lachynos2k2(m): 11:48am On Feb 07, 2022
I'm seriously considering to never ever name any of my unborn daughter(s) as chidimma. That name seem to attract scandals and bad news all the time.
Chidimma......cucumber
Chidimma.......sugar daddy murder
And now
Chidimma......... Murdered.
Drops mike.

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Politics / Re: Pro-Bola Tinubu Rally In Rivers State (Photos) by Lachynos2k2(m): 11:34am On Feb 07, 2022
Tinubu BMC ( TMC) on rampage here trying to sell dry bones to us. I'm Igbo, but I rather root for osibanjo than an ancestor, that's if they're the only options available.
Tinubu show go and relax his bones and enjoy his old age.

We don't want another vegetable.
Sports / Re: AFCON 2021: Ghana Vs Comoros (2 - 3) On 18th January 2022 by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:51pm On Jan 18, 2022
baralatie:
My Ghanaian neighbors are shouting,abusing at the top of their voices and I don't understand jack

I'm sure you go just de hear paaa paaaaaa paaaaaaa upandan

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Malik Faisal Akram: FBI Release Photos Of British Muslim Man Who Held 4 Hostage by Lachynos2k2(m): 3:54pm On Jan 18, 2022
Islam is terrorism and terrorism � is Islam. Know this and know peace.
Family / Re: Is My Elder Brother Possessed Or An Occultic Man? by Lachynos2k2(m): 11:26am On Jan 08, 2022
You're not alone on this bro, in fact, your story is very very similar to mine. Your brother might not be occultic but I'm sure he's a sadist. The one that enjoy seeing people around him suffer..His help to outsiders is not out of goodwill but to spite his siblings. He wants to be the only successful person in the family.
I have elder brothers like that. They go about telling people how they gave u 10 million naira when they didn't give u a kobo.
My advice for u is to live your life like they don't exist, don't even let them know when things are going well for you coz that's the last thing they want to hear.
Keep hustling and praying to God and one dey the efulefus will realize how useless they are to u.
Shalom

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Suggest A Good Business That #300k Can Start. by Lachynos2k2(m): 6:33pm On Oct 17, 2021
musiliyukayode:
With #300,000 you can start buying and selling of pharmaceutical products. If you are interested contact me on 07032204962. I will put you through.
Of all the replies on this thread, this particular comment got me.

Help a brother sir, I happen to be on the same shoe with the op.
Please put me through on the buying and selling of pharmaceutical products, I would really appreciate . Thank you
Science/Technology / Re: The Owl's Long Legs by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:52pm On May 10, 2020
This is sexual abuse..
Why are you exposing the bird's kpekus
Religion / Re: Winners Chapel: We Have Received 36 Testimonies Of Healing Of Coronavirus Plague by Lachynos2k2(m): 6:15pm On May 10, 2020
I have never seen any group of people that tell lies like pastors and members of winners chapel.
Sometimes I think that Lai Muhammed is worshipping there.
Those people can lie for Africa.
Na so Dem use lie lie testimonies pursue me when I was worshipping with them.

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Business / Re: Fire Destroys Umuahia Industrial Market by Lachynos2k2(m): 7:42am On Jan 04, 2020
That fire incident was totally avoidable but thanks to the non chalant attitude on the part of the timber dealers. I was there sometime in November and I told my friend that I visited there that there was going to be a fire outbreak here soon if drastic action wasn't taken. I saw heaps( I mean up to 2 storey building high ) of saw dusts packed very very close to saw mill buildings and shelters. Funny thing was that some part of the dust heaps were already burning.. and they all turned blind eyes..
Sorry for their losses though.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Christmas Celebrations Ruined In Hong Kong by Lachynos2k2(m): 9:51pm On Dec 26, 2019
PheelzAlmighty:
Inside life grin


Nigeria is not the worst, I repeat Nigeria is not the worst country on Earth..
Taaaaaaah!
Religion / Re: Indigenous Hausa Christians Of Kano Mark Christmas by Lachynos2k2(m): 9:47pm On Dec 26, 2019
VaughnSangrey:


During you romance you didnt care to learn what her real ethnicity was and you kept calling her hausa?

She's margi from borno.
I'm not that dumb ok
Religion / Re: Indigenous Hausa Christians Of Kano Mark Christmas by Lachynos2k2(m): 9:19pm On Dec 26, 2019
Dozie32:
I love Hausa Christians.. They're just nice.
I almost married one of them that was my fellow corper but after we passed out.. Distance separated us. Too bad.
Though remain very good friends for life.
Science/Technology / Re: The Snake I Killed In My Compound, Who Knows The Name? by Lachynos2k2(m): 3:51am On Dec 20, 2019
HisRoyalHardnes:

It is venomous... I think its a member of the viper family. Its fast n lizards die in minutes from its bite. Called Orura in Igbo language. Has killed many ignorant cos its actually aggressive.

God bless you..
Everybody should disregard those that claims that the snake is non venomous. I'm a pig farmer and have had several encounters with this snake coz I spend a lot of my time in the bush.
1. It's very fast, I mean very very fast.but if u are fit enough to chase it a little longer,you can kill it,coz it gets tired quickly.
2.The snake is venomous. I repeat, It's venomous. I've seen it kill rats, lizards , squirrel in one bite. I once saw the snake running while carrying an agama lizard. The funny thing is it crawled over my boot and not noticing me, I hit it with a stone and missed,it dropped the lizard and fled and on closer observation, I noticed 2 fang wounds on the dead lizard. I also had a similar experience with the same kind of snake.
They tend to loose consciousness of the safety of their environment when they are in feasting mood.
Please do not listen to anyone saying that the snake is non venomous.

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Science/Technology / Re: The Snake I Killed In My Compound, Who Knows The Name? by Lachynos2k2(m): 3:22am On Dec 20, 2019
@Op .. you must be a super fast and agile guy to be able to kill this snake.
The snake can run for Africa in 100m race.

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Crime / Re: 2 Nigerians Arrested In India For ATM Cloning. 37 Cloned Cards, Laptop Recovered by Lachynos2k2(m): 4:40pm On Dec 16, 2019
vivalavida:
Afonja amaka!!
Afonja Amaka Disappointment. grin
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Threatened To Leak My Sex Tape With A Guy Online!!! by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:14pm On Nov 24, 2019
pamelaayomide:
He is.
The guy that record the video is also a student.
It's very likely that your fiancee and d guy u had sex with are not the only people having that sex tape.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leceister City Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 9th November 2019 by Lachynos2k2(m): 12:00am On Nov 11, 2019
Kittex7:

Sac
sacked sacked sacked sacked sacked sacked sacked... okay?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leceister City Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 9th November 2019 by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:40pm On Nov 09, 2019
Kittex7:
Emery should not be sack oooo
He's trying to build Arsenal
yes oo he shouldn't be "sack" o, he should be Ghana must go bag.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leceister City Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 9th November 2019 by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:37pm On Nov 09, 2019
Where are those " Wenger out Wenger out " pipul?

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Phones / Re: Man Captured A Lady's Phone Packed With Rubber Band In Ibadan (Photos) by Lachynos2k2(m): 1:20pm On Nov 08, 2019
The eediot that posted this rubbish is stuupid.
Properties / Re: 5 Story Building On 10 By 10 Land Spotted In Nairobi, Kenya Causes A Stir (Pix) by Lachynos2k2(m): 9:57pm On Oct 22, 2019
nellynonso:
Whenever you visit Kenya please try to live in that building or you can buy 10 * 10 and build such in your community so that you and your kinsmen can live in it. Read well 10*10. African Experts always showing themselves
If you and your your entire family/kinsmen are not blind,at least you should have seen that the building is actually triangular.. please I don't argue with blind people...I recommend school of the blind for you.
Properties / Re: 5 Story Building On 10 By 10 Land Spotted In Nairobi, Kenya Causes A Stir (Pix) by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:43pm On Oct 22, 2019
yusufu16:
It's structurally ok and safe. You can see it's actually triangular in shape looking from the top.
You're the only one that seems to have eye here.. thanks for sharing my view.
Politics / Re: Yemi Osinbajo Visits NFGCS Farm In Gaa’te, Nasarawa (Photos) by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:49am On Oct 18, 2019
Commentor:


If you seek work as a bricklayer right now, you would find a site to go to.

The problem is you would think the work is beneath you.
may all your children and your children's children end up as NIGERIAN BRICKLAYERS... Say Amen..


As for me , I reject am including any curse coming from you.. back to sender.. you can talk to d hand

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Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Hate Seeing Their Friends Date Their Sisters? by Lachynos2k2(m): 5:20pm On Oct 17, 2019
A friend of mine was once toasting me for his sister..
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil 1 - 1: International Friendly On 13th October 2019 by Lachynos2k2(m): 3:27pm On Oct 13, 2019
Performanking:
Grades..

Rohr D
Ajayi A
Ekong B
Uzoho B-
Awaziem A
Iwobi F
Ndidi D
Simon C-
Chukwueze C
Aribo A
Oshimen B

Who am I missing?
Onunshi
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 3 by Lachynos2k2(m): 4:27am On Oct 02, 2019
Hello guys, I'm looking forward to enrolling for a pgd program on biological sciences in the UK but I'm totally confused by an ocean of universities to choose from. Can someone who has any idea about it save me the stress and give me a better suggestions? Thanks in advance.

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