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ok, here's another one:

Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A high school math problem!

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Have you heard about ares, kazaa, limewire, bittorent etc
Give up and find a better way to scam people, comeon you can do better

A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3,
does this makes sense to you're ?

both artist are very good, if you ask me which artist i prefer, I'd say it depends on the mood am in and to

toptho:
almost all of p-square's songs sound the same to me.i prefer styl-plus(even though the same can be said bout them

omo, p-square songs no sound the same to me o. Those boys are really good, both styl-plus and p-square they make me, Nigeria and Africa proud.

Google in Yoruba, "Great" hhhhhhhhehen  , there is a little problem  . How many yoruba guys can read and write in yoruba ?

Artist: styl-plus
Tilte: Coming Home

Anyone feel the same

oh no, you caught me. I'll get you

What is the laziest mountain in the world?

Txlonghorn:
* crashes part to find out the part full of teenagers runs like wild fire.

Dude!!!!!! what do you mean

hurray, am feeling this party

i know he as been suspended for one or two times, and i was wondering "who is Afeni, what are his sins"
please don't abuse me for this question, am just curious.
who supports banning him and does not, please explain why and state your personal experience with him
why do people hate this guy ?

well, as far as i know myth-buster is a show that is based on practicalization. So are you saying that what we dey see with our own korokoro eye no true ?

help!!!! i need an answer

Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?

Anyways, the Chinese remainder theorem means that all leftovers would be packaged and resold!

To naija diva; no heart feelings ok

ok, this is anotherone, but not that funny though:

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"

naija_diva:
whatever

Ok naija diva, do you really want to know what "olodo" means. Well i won't tell you directly, but all I'll say is that the joke below is coded to give you the meaning:

[b]A mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with AirTransat. The scheduled flying time is nine hours.
Some time after taking off, the pilot announces that one engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "Don't worry - we're safe. The only noticeable effect this will have for us is that our total flying time will be ten hours instead of nine."
A few hours into the flight, the pilot informs the passengers that another engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "But don't worry - we're still safe. Only our flying time will go up to twelve hours."
Some time later, a third engine fails and has to be turned off. But the pilot reassures the passengers: "Don't worry - even with one engine, we're still perfectly safe. It just means that it will take sixteen hours total for this plane to arrive in Frankfurt."
The mathematician remarks to his fellow passengers: "If the last engine breaks down, too, then we'll be in the air for twenty-four hours altogether!" [/b]

i know that you may still not be able to decode the joke above, so I'll help you a step further
here it goes: "You are directly proportional to the mathematician"

which makes it more fun for me

naija_diva:
who cares

Now that's a typical "olodo" 

Hey, you know am joking---right ?

Here it goes

Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!

What do you guys think the Chinese remainder theorem is ? 

well, here is another one
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

And another one
Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!

naija_diva:
that was stupid, nobody thinking about that.

well, i didn't expect anyone to "think about that", that's why it's a joke

do you guys watch myth-busters ?

if anyone does this in an exam please don't blame me if you end up with F9 

ok, the answer is 6. how, well sinx/n: the n in sinx cancels out with the n in the denominator
then the answer is SIX   

It is almost an hour and a half since the class started and almost all the student were feeling sleepy with few guys dozing because the teaching was boring. Then there was this guy called James who started off dozing which later translated into a deep sleep, few minute later the whole class had notice that he had slept because he was snoring heavily. Then the teacher called on John saying,

Teacher: John, please wake James up (and John answered)
John:  Why don't you wake him up yourself since you're the one who put him to sleep

what is sinx/n ?

what is sinx/n ?
SORRY 4 DOUBLE POSTING, does anyone knows how to cancel a topic when one mistakenly double post the same topic

whao  i never knew this, i had always thought Nigerians buy pirated PS2 games 

hot-angel:
U mean the one with big nose? And big ears? And Big head?

DO u also mean the one with the fine ass abs, sexy back, fucking gorgeous arms? cute face?  Whichever one u talking about. Well u know, ermm,  Goodluck.

As long as u not in love with Ginuwine. Girl we cool!

And what is wrong with Ginuwine, he be fine buy o  . I love everything about usher, but am not a female so i can't marry him, rather am i gay. I just love his physique so much that anytime i see him on TV or Mag, i'll just want to slim down (even though am not fat, but a little overweight ).

is this 4 real http://youtube.com/watch?v=ojmIqDnSeKY&mode=related&search=pc%20game

The most annoying thing is that the ugly ones also front and you'll have to tolerated their sh** just because you want to "get some". 

Hello to all Nairaland user, I've been watching funny videos on-line for sometimes now and i think it's a great idea for fellow Nairaland users to provide links to funny video or whatever video you think is worth watching on the internet here and comment about it, I'll start off with this link
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5370885814301724875&q=genre%3Acomedy