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I just want to have a statistic idea of the kind of ladies a man desire in respect to marriage and what type of men does a lady desire to marry. I want to hear your different opinion on this, In addition, ladies, can you marry a guy with pot belly and guys can you marry a lady with big flabby stomach . Also guys, can you marry a fat lady and ladies can you marry a fat guy ?

Q: How does Bill Gates get fresh air into his mansion?
A: One clicks on an icon, and a window opens!

Q-How many mathematical logicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-None: They can't do it, but they can prove that it can be done.

Mystique:
Q: Expand (x+y)2

Ans: (x+y)2
(x + y)2
(x + y)2
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very funny

i don't know if am right but is it the same as warabacha or that's another thing 

The way some girls have used their bodies is so crazy that i think they should wear black (not white) on their wedding day 

Coco29:
i hate sh*t like this did god say to do that, no matter what or who ya kids decide to be you as their parent should be there for them, advice them of how you feel but if you love your child being gay is not going to change anything



UNCONDITIONAL LOVE

Yeeah i know, you can't disown your child no matter what they do; but i don't care, that's exactly what I'll do if i can't change he or she  I can take anyother sh*t the child throws at me, but for being a gay, capital NO!. These would never happen to me anyways 

white wedding is symbolical to the bride's virginity, but these fact as disintegrated over the years and it's no longer symbolical. I think pastors that wants to marry are the only one who still consider the symbolism of white wedding because they are "man of God". As a matter of fact I've seen a pastor's wedding ceremony with her bride not wearing white (was it the pastor that eHehgbkff her or the bride was not a virgin when the pastor got to know her  ).

I'll disown the child if he or she decides not change after intense effort to change him or her

Do you guys think that the reason we have more pc gamer than console gamers might be due to the fact that pc gamers can download free pirated pc games online ? 

the part i love most in his shows is when he sings.

haha, what is it again Mr Oracle. you won tell me say you don dey vex again be that 
I hope you no dey related to Sungo 

I love this guy, he's the best comedian in the whole world. He has a show on comedy central called Mind of Mencia. checkout his video collection at Youtube and tell me what you guys think of him
http://youtube.com/results?search=mind+of+mencia&search_type=search_videos&search=Search

yeah right , whatever . See your teeth , you sure say you dey brush so

Oracle i beg o, baba alaye, calm down o, i no want trouble o!!!!. Who knows if you are one of the "Admin guys"

calm down Oracle settle down, i don't want any trouble, thanks for the link anyways. hey before you leave I'd like to remind you to please "Calm down Oracle Settle down" I need you to just relate this video to yourself
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pt4ngO7R5gY&search=mind%20of%20mencia

Oracle:
they're cool
I've heard some of their songs. one of them is actually a Nairalander

it seems that you are that "one of them"  and the photo you uploaded is probably one of your personal group photos . Anyways, if you are not one of them, you definitely know that "one of them", so please help me pass my message across to them  .  THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY SUUUUUUUUUUCCCK!!!!!! 
On a more serious note, please don't get me wrong, all am trying to say is that their album suck  and if they want to remain in the music game, they should step their game up. Ohoooh and one more thing, the most important thing that determine the success of an artist is not their good looks but mainly their talent  .

i was searching for Nigerian music artist's website in google and that's how i saw nairaland 

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Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

Plus answer this little quiz so as to calculate your salary range
How many mathematical logicians does it take to replace a lightbulb??

Badman888:
i can't type all his sins, they are too much,

Please just give me few incidence that could warrant anybody hating this dude. Please I'd like to know because am a very curious person  

To those who hates him, give me all ya reasons (i hope am not asking too much  )
and To those who loves him, tell me why, also to those who neither loves him nor hates him i need your reasons also (i think this show you the level of my curiosity  )

to all you PC gamers, this might happen to you  
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ojmIqDnSeKY&search=pc%20game

to all you pc gamers, this might happen to you 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ojmIqDnSeKY&search=pc%20game

A: A high school math problem!

Do you guys know about a group called Amplifyed Crew, i hate there songs and i think they suck !!!!!!
I think they should look for a decent job and quit singing

well, i thought i was the only one missing ja rule. I think he must have some form of gameplan that he's going to play, but definitely he's coming back.