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paxonel:
this is the beginning of a corrupt mind.
A corrupt mind don't care how money is made, as long as what dey do(illegal or legal) works, they don't care, they will follow doing it.

You are right.... But show me who in Nigeria is not corrupt.

Everyone single person in naija has some open or hidden form of corruption o

No body holy pass, only Jesus

Dewze:
What are the channels on Free to air (FTA) in Nigeria would you say are worth buying the decoder for? Do they have enough documentary and movie channels? How about reliability, I heard some of the channels disappear from time to time. Please help, I need to decide between the FTA and gotv. Thanks.

I use both plus Startimes

See the best is free to air.

Jesusjnr I hope you know Sunday adelaja


If what oyedepo teaches is wrong, then why exactly does it work like mad....


E dey work o.

Nigerians do not care about doctrine.... As long as it works they will follow.


Look at the tithe controversy..... No big man of God could come out to defend it accurately.... Adelaja and daddy freeze just exposed naija christianity

serosa:
Okay i just want say something sexual.
Actually i dont know for all girls but i kind of watch porn sometimes when Hot and alone.
So sometimes i watch porn .
I usually search for black girls porn.
But sometimes i dont like it when a black girl act porn especially with a white guy its looks insultive to me.
So i switched to white girls porn.
Since i dont care about them because am brown they are white.
I feel better if they are tortured.

So my question is that between black or white girls porn which do you prefer ?

It is not your business.
Porn is fake and highly overrated....

Get your priorities right.

Drbate:
My babe always complain that I am not romantic

Why is she your babe?

Are you really mature for relationships?

Do you read books or you just came to nairaland for crash course?

Romance is not sex o... So go and buy books and know how to treat a woman. If you despise what am saying, you will loose that lady to a man who can treat her right.

It's well with you.

9jageek:
My reaction looking at the whopping numbers reported in income by Bigbrother Nigeria.

240 million votes at 30 Naira per vote, raking in north of 7 billion Naira. The show of course creates Nigerian celebrities but my observation is that, Big Brother is an international brand. If BBNaija can generate this amount, then the Nigerian market can develop its own reality shows and competitions. Multichoice is also not a Nigerian company.

We should seriously look at our own home bred programs coming up like The www.7thPicture.com and may be we will finally take control of our entertainment industry, especially TV shows.

The only shows that can compete with BB9ja are shows that contain no privacy, sex, and unruly behavior....

Shows that will damage the character of youths in the society...

People these days will never celebrate good shows that promote character, career skills, etc

handsomebeauty8:
I am asking the question because a friend of mine wants to introduce me into visiting of prostitutes.

I secretly went at night without his knowledge to observe the prostitutes.

I observed old mamas among them as well as young ones.

But even the young ones among them were not as attractives as the normal ladies.

I dont know whether it is from my own perspective that they look not attractive.

I observe them again in about 6 states any time i travelled, and the results are the same,namely

1.They dont look attractive

2. They are rude and troublesome.

I have heard them several times cursing customers and passersby.

My question to men is:

Do you patronize(visit and have sex with) ashawo?

Those sex workers are damaged... Such lifestyle does not help a lady shine out her true beauty, beauty is from within...

Pls don't visit prostitutes, work on your character and finances then get a good girl that can be loyal to you and keep your life clean.

tonyimadu:
God is perfect and all knowing. He always makes the right choice and know's the end from the begining so when we read of Moses advicing God and making him change his mind, how do we explain.
In the verses above Moses helped the Lord make the right choice. God changed his mind only after having a talk with Moses.
Exodus 32.9 And the Lord said unto Moses, I have seen this people, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked people:
10 Now therefore let me alone, that my wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them: and I will make of thee a great nation.
11 And Moses besought the Lord his God, and said, Lord, why doth thy wrath wax hot against thy people, which thou hast brought forth out of the land of Egypt with great power, and with a mighty hand?
12 Wherefore should the Egyptians speak, and say, For mischief did he bring them out, to slay them in the mountains, and to consume them from the face of the earth? Turn from thy fierce wrath, and repent of this evil against thy people.
13 Remember Abraham, Isaac, and Israel, thy servants, to whom thou swarest by thine own self, and saidst unto them, I will multiply your seed as the stars of heaven, and all this land that I have spoken of will I give unto your seed, and they shall inherit it for ever.
14 And the Lord repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people.

God only told Moses just to see what he would say, Moses became a friend of God.

So since it's friendship, we know there are no limits.

livingoracle:
THE GOODNEWS ABOUT HELL (1)

As promised I want to start a mini series on Hell.
The first thing to note is the shocking fact that the word "Hell" is not in the original language of the Bible. In all honesty this a bad translation.

Now I must let you know that I grew up believing and teaching that hell was a place reserved by God to eternally torment those reject Jesus.

Whenever we used the word “hell” we meant that is eternal conscious torture with no merciful pause or end to the suffering. So when we stated that “People choose hell,” what they really mean is “People choose never-ending fiery conscious agony.”

This installment will focus on scriptures references to the use of the word translated “Hell”

In the KJV "Hell" is mentioned 54 times. "Hell" is found 31 times in the KJV Old Testament where it is translated from the Hebrew word "Sheol."

OLD TESTAMENT REFERENCES
The Old Testament uses the word "Sheol" to refer to a place in the depths of the earth. The expressions "go down" or "brought down" are used twenty times in connection with Sheol.

The "depths of Sheol" are mentioned six times (Deut. 32:22; Ps. 86:13; Prov. 9:18; 15:24; Isa. 7:11; 14:15).

Four times Sheol is described as the farthest point from Heaven (Job 11:8; Ps. 139:8; Isa. 7:11; Amos 9:2).
Often Sheol is parallel with the "pit" (Job 17:13-14; 33:18; Ps. 30:3; 88:3-4; Prov. 1:12; Isa. 14:15; 38:18; Ezek. 31:14-17).
Nine times it is parallel with death (2 Sam. 22:6; Ps. 18:4-5; 49:14; 89:48; 116:3; Prov. 5:5; Isa. 28:15,18; Hos. 13:14; Hab. 2:5).

Sheol is described in terms of overwhelming floods, water, or waves (Jonah 2:2-6).

Sometimes, Sheol is pictured as a hunter setting snares for its victim, binding them with cords, snatching them from the land of the living (2 Sam 22:6; Job 24:19; Ps. 116:3). Sheol is a prison with bars, a place of no return (Job 7:9; 10:21; 16:22; 21:13; Ps. 49:14; Isa. 38:10).

People could go to Sheol alive (Num. 16:30,33; Ps. 55:15; Prov. 1:12).

But nowhere do we see Sheol as a fiery place of torment.
In the KJV New Testament the word "Hell" is found 23 times. It is translated from the word "Hades," which is the Greek equivalent of Sheol (the place of the dead), 10 times. It is translated from the Greek word" Tartaroo" once, and 12 times from "Gehenna."

Now we must also know that Gehenna was a place that had become identified in Jewish minds as a dirty and ill-fated place where useless and evil things were destroyed.

It was a defiled place as it also became the garbage dump of Jerusalem. It was a place where fires burned continuously. Off course you would find repulsive and ugly worms ate at the garbage. That became the symbol of judgment in Jewish expression and writings.

Gehenna is used 12 times in the New Testament, 11 in the Gospels and once in James, which says the tongue is set "on fire by Gehenna." The 11 in the Gospel are not speaking of final punishment, but of the destruction of Jerusalem in AD70. Every use of Gehenna (except for the one in James) is from Jesus speaking to Jews that live in or around Jerusalem. It is never used of Gentiles and never used outside the Gospels because Gehenna was the city dump outside Jerusalem.
So none of the KJV's uses of "Hell" have anything to do with a fiery place of torment.

The NASB has the word "Hell" 13 times. ESV has it 14 times and Young's Literal Translation does not have the word "Hell" in it, not once.

So what's your point?

Where do sinners go when they die?
Or are you saying there is nothing like hell anymore.?

munarule:
I am a kind of person that don't believe in voodoo or jazz but with what is happening in my family now, jazz dey o. We were 3 in family but our last born of 15yrs died last year. My only surviving brother (my only sibling) that was doing well in minna suddenly returned to village in Enugu and don't want to go back again. My mum and some kindred took him to federal neuropsychiatric hospital Enugu where he spent one week and ran back to village. Though I spent over 60,000 during the period he was admitted there. We were thinking he will get better but he wasn't. A lot told us it is something spiritual. my parent visited some prayer house and they told them my brother is afflicted because they want to inherit my father's lands.
They went to a church today at Enugu and the pastor told them to bring 100,000 before he can do anything. is salvation not free again? my daddy has no amount of money and he already called me to send it which I won't send because that pastor sound so dubious. Giving him the money is not even the problem but what if he just collect the money and nothing changes? if you know anywhere I can take my brother to in Enugu or Enugu axis please do let me know. He's my only sibling and I love him so much

Jesusjnr see again o

How can a true prophet tell you the problem without power to solve it. I am not understanding that kind of conjuring.

Your brother needs to listen to the word chronically for days non-stop and the spirits will leave him.
Meanwhile family has to have a major prayer altar to alter demonic wickedness in low places

In the Bible we have three kinds of love

Agape= God's love

Phileo= Friendship love

Erros= Erotic sexual sensual love

The chapter you are quoting from is only about Agape o

Wow but Nigeria has always had its own dictionary

Timileyin12:
The way things are going, I think most men out there don't know much about women or girls
this is the time you would know the secret of your woman just add us on whatapp: 09017121580

You think you know us, until we show you a new nature that will damage your preset understanding.


Man know thyself.

Go to church, happy sunday

idom101:
Hello everyone,
it's really my first time to ask for help here.

I will be 35 20 days from today and I intend to get married very soon, but after a bitter break up more than 1 year ago, I finally make up my mind to love again but I am caught up in between two lovely women.

Note: I am not dating any of this girls but they are my friends and wonderful people character wise.

I have known the first one since childhood, she has turn out to be an amazing young girl always supportive when I need her, living with her I know I will definitely be very happy in my marriage but she is less of a goal oriented person, which means I will have to work more, she is more of an extrovert also very loyal.

The second girl is very okay character wise, very submissive and is great goal getter, marrying her means I will do less for us to achieve our goals but she is more of an introvert, she is this kind of girl that can keep to her self, and she very loyal too

both of them outwardly does not carry the body I would like but inwardly they are amazing people. both of them support my vision in life so well.

Please marriage expert in the house help me, as I don't want to make mistake in my marriage. I am still praying but I feel I need to also find a way out.

which of this girls would you chose to marry and why?

matured advice are welcome.

thanks

LOL, boss at 35 hope you are very rich o.

Why will you be so childish to speak of body assets when money can do it.

Anyway, even after sex and pregnancy the body shape can be changed.

So stop making a life decision on a temporary matter.

You need to also pray because marriage is spiritual, you need to know that you will only have a good marriage if you are you marry a lady for who she will be and not for who she currently is.


People change ooo.

It's well with you

kettykin:
Is Lagos a Mega ( The metropolitan Rainbow , Multi ethnic , mutil race, mutlitcultural) City or a Maga (full of invalids, insane , fraud of a )city

Both. It's a balanced mix of both

Climaxed to hell.


What if his punishment in hell becomes to masturbate forever and ever..

Davil is bad o
Bondages are real

topstone4:
350k is sufficient to plant a business that will yield multi-million naira in a couple of years. Why will anyone go and pour such a fortune on one-room apartment?!

The OP doesn't need it. And if you not drop the idea for multimillion here then wetin you gain

R2bees:
Oops!!! Trust me I'm ok with it but man it's gona be fucccking weird. lol. I don't even know what to say sef.

Well, since he is your bestie then he knew she was your Ex.... So it's cool.

Please let them have peace... It is normal. Everyone is someone's Ex.

It is well with them. Don't ruin it for your bestie else he will soon be your Ex friend o.

Jesusjnr shey you see what am saying? People come here and talk about things and it helps no one.

Hope you do not discriminate that am a female. I am interested in arbitrage

ugreat:
Hi guys,
Please recommend a good family movie here?. Movies I can watch with children. Both local and foreign. Thank you

Home alone
Blackish
Everybody hates chris
No Ordinary family
Flash

carzola:
stop commenting like a sacrificial hen!!!

Egbon it is cock, herbalists usually ask for.... You just proved to be one.

Cerebralbeing:
Good morning dear Nairaland members. Please I don't know the appropriate section to post this but I hope it gets the needed attention and I get help as soon as possible. My company downsized staff sometime in June and ever since then life hasnt been funny again. I have lost several money trying to invest in so many businesses like poultry and clothes at some point. I have even joined bricklayers at some point yet nothing good seems to be forthcoming as it can barely sustain me. Please I am based in Offa, Kwara state but I will be willing to relocate to any location if there's a job. I studied English and literary studies. Please I also need financial help presently as I am indebted to a lot of people including loan applications threatening to report me. Please help me with any amount you can. I won't lie I am totally depressed and I pray it doesn't lead me to entertaining negative actions. Please my people help a brother. Thanks

People here won't give you money, but may help you with job if you are being truthful.... Simply let us know your qualification and what kind of job...

Then when you start working you will pay your debts yourself.
. Depression is no longer alarming in naija, every single Nigerian is depressed on different levels.


So I advice you to seek a job and pay your debts.... Go to a true good church or mosque that helps its people... And you will be OK.

If you were working and did know that no job is secure, then upgrade your knowledge o because it means you are oblivious of the state of damage in naija.


I wish you well.

yansun:
Before, it happen occasionally
but now it is frequently
everytime i had a nightmare that i had sex, before i will wake up
sperm will be all over my body
i hope nothing is wrong

You are a dude, a man and sperm is all over your body.... That is spiritually messed up on a whole different level.


You need spiritual help o.

Ihenzy:
Already in final year but am still contemplating which state is more preferable between ondo and Ibadan or in the south west. I would have loved Lagos but the chances are slim

Stop considering and work your way there.
Prayer also is needed before you can get favor for such place else they will throw you to the north

adeboi1:
Thanks. How do i report?

It's on your Facebook login na. Read everything on the page you will find it, and if you can't simply type your search on YouTube so you can videos on how it's done.

He is not popular

adeboi1:
I woke up this morning and i wanted to check my facebook account and i discovered i have been logged out ,I saw a funny name as my username “Chanwoo Bryan ” i have tried to get it back but i could not.


What should i do?


ILegendd

Lalasticala

Your email has been hacked.

Kindly report to Facebook and they will help you retrieve it but you may not be able to change your username for a month.

The owner of this forum and majority of the mods are Muslims.....


If you want such exclusivity kindly create your own.