They might have gotten on boats but I guess no watercraft could save them from the wrath of God. Noah's ark was built specifically to withstand the rigors of the flood and he was also under God's protection.

He'l be addressed as the "First Gentleman"

Y una dey laff? Dis is burberry in red na.

I stil remember d song with the clap routine sef. I'v always loved indian movies. Try n watch "BLACK" and "BAGHBAN". Great movies!@
uote author=Sile12 post=27808040]13. YEH VAADA RAHA.(THE PROMISE, 1982).

Vikram Rai Bahadur is the only son of Mrs. Sharda, and sole heir to a vast business and estate. While vacationing with his artiste friend, Raja in Kashmir he meets a poor beautiful girl named Sunita and falls head over heels in love with her.
Vikram goes back to Delhi, to ask his mother's permission and blessings to marry Sunita, but she refuses telling VIcky about Sunita's parents and past. Also saying that if her name is joined to theirs, their business will suffer as Sunita's presence is inauspicious. His mother's words anger Vikram and he goes back to Kashmir and tells Sunita they will have a quiet temple wedding. On their way to the temple their vehicle meets with an accident against a truck. While Raja sustains minor injuries, Vikram is badly hurt and hospitalized, and Sunita's face is severely disfigured. Mrs. Sharda goes to see Sunita and offers her money to stay away from Vikram. She tells Sunita about her disfigurement and emotionally blackmails her by saying "think how Vikram would live with an ugly and disfigured girl like her. Hearing this Sunita agrees to stay away from Vikram but says she doesn't want Sharda's money. Sunita is transferred to a hospital in Delhi, where Sunita's local doctor, Dr. Sahni together with a doctor in the Delhi hospital, Dr. Mehra restore her disfigurement by plastic surgery. On the day that she leaves, Vikram regains consciousness and asks for Sunita, But his mother tells him that Sunita is dead.Months pass and Vikram longs for Sunita, not eating properly, not living his life, not looking after himself. Meanwhile in these months Dr Mehra is doing his job beautifully, he fixes Sunita's disfigured face and gives her a new face. She quickly recovers, and cannot wait to give the good news to Vikram, but Vikram is unable to recognise Sunita and she believes that he has forgotten her. She returned returned home and changed her name to Kusum.
Vikram and Kusam later came together and sang together, hearing her voice reminds Vikram of Sunita's voice and he continuously re-listens to her voice's recordings in order to figure out whether it is Sunita's or not. But Vikram and his Mother noticed Sunita's presence in Kusum. Dr. Mehra calls Sharda(Vikram's Mother) to his hospital and explains to her how he had given Sunita a new face after her disfigurement. He tells her how Sunita is Kusum and Kusum is Sunita and how Kusum.
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Now it makes sense why he behaves like dis. Wearing high shoes 2 get closer 2 God...tower of babel tinz. Our God does not lie

SAMBARRY: reasons; they (family of the bride or bride)want to prove they have taste for clothes and are not cheap at least I have heard some ladies say that they cannot sell ankara or lace for 5k or less because they will appear cheap and classless
so they are proving a point


secondly I'll rather buy the lace than give the bride that money because after they spend the money that's all but with 15k, you have my money, I have the lace, moreover I can wear it to another function where they don't sell aso ebi.so it's a mutual benefit thing

Oh ok, I dint c it dat way b4. Gud perspective...n nice outfit!

SAMBARRY: I hate those kain party ehen



up on say I follow them buy15,000 naira lace, them go give person food like say na 3 year old pikin wan chop the food

Dat lace own na anoda mata. I no mind say u bring material of 15k, d tin wey dey mk me vex na say we knw say the bride no fit pay dat much on a material on a good day. So wetin dem dey try prove? Anyway, I knw my frnds n my frnds knw me. I'd rada wear wat I hav and give u dat 15k in an envelope. I feel beta dat way n it hlps d couple too.

diceman1:

Sorry. Can't remember saying I was perfect. Only said what works for me.

Abbreviations can make texts fun to read. They are also a way to cut down cost of texting as you could say a whole lot on just a page. However, we are careful not to apply it at work and in other formal settings. The ability to switch between settings is another way we exercise our minds, like learning a new language. So I suggest you try it. It'll loosen you up a bit and mistakes are ALWAYS overlooked.

P.s...it took me the whole night to type this, I fell asleep and had to continue this morning. Don't make me do this again...
Apology accepted.

Mickey7: why evuls? you know he meant "fell"

No evil intended. I came, I saw and I said.

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That really cracked me up

Hilarious

That got me chuckling the whole day

Can't stop laughing

Your too funny.


I feel off my seat laughing.

Depends really on how funny it was. Creativity I guess is putting your emotion in writing.

But of course it's a fast world we live in so these long "sentences" may sound absurd to most people.
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"Your" too funny, you "feel" off your seat laughing. So much 4 typing correctly. Oh n btw...LOL

U "feel" off ur seat laffing? So much 4 typing correctly. Oh n btw...lol

[quote a[b][/b]uthor=diceman1]

That really cracked me up

Hilarious

That got me chuckling the whole day

Can't stop laughing

Your too funny.


I feel off my seat laughing.

Depends really on how funny it was. Creativity I guess is putting your emotion in writing.

But of course it's a fast world we live in so these long "sentences" may sound absurd to most people.
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U "feel" off ur seat laffing? So much 4 typing correctly. Oh n btw...lol

[quote author=SAMBARRY] I hate those kain party ehen



up on say I follow them buy15,000 naira lace, them go give person food like say na 3 year old pikin wan chop the food

Lol

Abi I cld jus try it again one of des days witout all d senrenre I did d last tym.
P.s...y be say 4 "normal" ppl party, dey serve d food wit intent 2 feed. As in, d quantity dey usually much. But 4 "ajebo" party, d rice go jus dey one small corner of d plate, leafy salads n unnecessary mende mende go come occupy d rremaining part...jez askin o

I rememba wen I jus got marid n had 2 move 2 anoda city 2 b wit my hubby. Loneliness almost killed me coupled wit morning sickness n all dos pregnancy hormonal tinz. I craved party rice like madt n d crave lingered cos I dint knw any1 in town who wlda invited me 2 a party. One day, I jus got dressed n began 2 drive along d road wer der had event centers n entered into one. I no even luk bouncer face, I jus shoot my belle out go sidon...who wld want 2 harrass a pregnant lady? I made sure I enjoyed mysef, had my fill of d food... (I sweetly asked one of d servers 4 sm takeaway. She smiled knowingly n brought sm 4 me!)... danced a little n even got plenty souvenir cos I wrapped up one of my own weddin gifts n presented 2 d couple. I dint do bad now by my standards, did I?