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ayomidan: pls help....I downloaded the 2go new version on my q1 from the link above bt can't auto rotate to d normal screen

lomaxx: I think Lab Medicine is cool

vicshownero: Seams am the only one that noticed that this 2go for Android drains battery faster. Who else notice dis?

9jadelta: it has wifi

VanTee20: #19
A little old lady answered her doorbell and saw a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would
like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!"

As she closed the door, the young man quickly wedged his foot in the door and pushed it open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet,
ma'am, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because
they cut off my electricity this morning."

VanTee20:

VanTee20: Which kain comment be this? You don madt finish ...

zeanslim: latest 2go ver on my Q1.....WANT?

leproff: Does Q1 come with extra battery, ear phone and 8Gig Micro SD?

Thanks

swtchicgurl: A Food and Nutrition Lecturer decided to give his students a test.

Instruction: CANCELLING IS NOT ALLOWED.

Question 1: What's your favourite food?

The female students were writing, Pizza, Chicken Peri peri, Hamburger, Ice cream, sharwama and all sorts of Chinese cuisine.....

Question 2: How do you prepare the food?

Immediately they started cancelling and changing to: beans, cocoa yam and abacha, bolee and porridge yam, white rice no stew!!!