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Hit like of you turned your phone up side down to check the curvature of the gluteus maximus

Babalakin34:
Pls don't get bugged with my questions, I'm just seeking to know. Thanks.
What is a Doctor's Working hours like?
How many hours does a doctor work in a day?
I read about Dr Lagusta, he said in one of his diaries, that he goes as much as 124hours without sleep, OMG.
I'm solar-powered so I'm sure I can't survive staying up in the night for long, how will I cope?

You just made me remember my days as a house officer

bunmioguns:
I was walking from office to home one day


I no get Money buy pure water because dem never pay us anything




Naso my leg hit on a big stone


Ekeroyal saw me and burst out laughing


I ask why he dey laugh


He said don't you know you suppose spit on the ground after hitting leg on the stone




As i look straight to his eyes


Naso all the teeth in his mouth comot




I laugh sotey I mistakenly Fart for Bin Gbagbo 's mouth





This yoke is dedicated to

My old friend in the jokes section


Bing Gbagbo

Ekeroyal

Larride

Donkoline

Me nko, I miss the jokes section of those days shaa

LordReed:
Which is for pleasure?

Android

Smartmed:
but sir i thought attaining the position of consultant was the holy grail

Not in this country tho

Penboy:
Being a consultant offers you the most pay in medicine nau.
Or you intend doing business?

Like i said, i do not want to do my residency IN NIGERIA

Froshchuksswart:
What of Lagusta The guy that started this thread, that man should be a either a senior registrar or a consultant now ooo, he his such a HERO

lol, i am not interested in residency training in nigeria jare, i just want to make as much money as possible and enjoy my life

BenDanor:
lol. Everything is vanity but I'll prefer the better and bigger vanity

Oya take

boylemonade:
Hmmm you use both phones?

You are a big man o, and i am here managing my small java internet phone

But you know all is vanity right?

So why not just dash me the Android phone?

I don't use both for fancy

One is for business, the other is for pleasure...

I use both phones

My iPhone has all my bank apps and my main whatsapp because of security

My android is for play play as all my social media apps are there

Like you all said, iPhone is better when it comes to security and Android is better with customization (I mean, can you change the skin and user interface of an iPhone except maybe it's jailbroken?)

90k?? Or 9k

I won't even buy it for more than 7k tho

Android 7 for 90k?? Hahahhahahahahha

Hey good afternoon gazzuzz, long time

It's me again and I need your help concerning 607 manual stick

I may whatsapp you if I can get your number tho

Wow, the internet never forgets

Teddy78:
There are now 2 proper mechanism workshops in Ogbomoso, with modern diagnostic equipment. One few months opened, the other few years. You didn't ask I guess.

Lol, that was about 5yrs ago... ���

since 19 gbogboron

Ifyjoshblaze:
TESTIMONY TIME !!!!!!!!!!


I want to use this opportunity to say a big thank you to everyone here especially Dr lagusta and other pioneer Bosses who kick-started this thread.

I had given up on studying medicine after staying back home for almost 5 yrs due to financial issues.

I visited Nairaland once in a while but never discovered this thread until last year, accidentally even.

I had just finished 100l in a biological course after getting admission in 2017 when things turned a corner for us financially.

I was generally unhappy with my life and was bordering on acute depression back then,until I saw myself here unintentionally.


The posts I came across here and the diaries that I read( and still following) lit a fire under my belly and I started believing that i could really pull this off inspite of me being a shadow of my Secondary school self academically.

I decided to give it my last shot and by the grace of God and with the help of most people here(bulk of them unknowingly) I am now a fresh medical student in Enugu State University (Esut) by Merit.


I will forever remain grateful to God and my Messiahs here.

Special mention goes to:
Lagusta
lomaxx
Starfx
Elzak
jargo89
Mandeyy

And many others( can't remember all their monikers), in fact everyone here played a pivotal role in my success, even those I kinda ruffled with, I learned from all of it and will make sure I put all I've learnt here to great use.

PS: I have a new account now (Medicblaze), this should my last post with this very one.
Clean slate.


Though much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.


God bless you All.

Congrats bro, more blessings

AmbFitsaint:
Wow!

It's been ages I visited this thread which nurtured my dream. I am happy the dream is still alive and pulsating with greater dreams birthed already.

Cephalocaudal greetings to everyone in the house.



It seems like yesterday when I jammed this thread as an aspirant eating the crumbs from the tables of Dr Lagusta, Lomaxx et all and now typing as a finalist .

nice one baba, i am proud of you

camobri:
you now have sense, praise Allah. Your posts about nurses in the past on Nairaland so nausauting. Your gf is a nurse? or ine correct nurse put u where u belong?

can we PLEASE forget the past and focus on whats ahead of us please?? come on, lets be more matured na, we are men....

amaniro:
In Nigeria, Nurses are doctors slaves. I've seen instances where a nurse runs Erands completely out of work for a doctor

Those are not professional nurses, they are quacks or just being stupid...

No qualified nurse rubs errands for doctors

iaamxavier:
Pharmacy obviously if you plan on staying in Nigeria but if u wanna travel out then nursing is for u

you just said it all jare

camobri:
"She had all I needed in a lady, and she was too brilliant to be a nurse..."


can u really go far in life with this your cocky attitude? Nurses are meant to be dull? What was your background like before you entered uni, you mever met nurses or know of any? What sort of ignorance is this?
I want to believe it was due to the euphoria of being a new med grad. but if you are still that saucy, heaven helps you.

lol, you actually dug up 2015 post in 2019, really

Anyway, for your info, i have MANY nurses as close friends and colleagues, and we work as a team to make the patient feel better.

Meanwhile, lets chill for some cool drinks, state your location lets know whats up

Penboy:
Men, Bro's please show me the way o.
I need to start taking PLAB or USMLE seriously.

PLAB is better

spiceadole:
I am not a pharmacist,so I have no idea.
I am a medical doctor....on my way out of this shithole country with no plans to return.

Nigerians..you can Continue to create threads to bash doctors.
We are leaving the country for you.
Who Grade 12 salary epp compared to what is paid abroad?

Dont mind all of them.

They are all crying over level 12 when we are all planning to jet out of this mess of a country.

They can eat their level 12, e no concern anyone anymore. At least, our very own minister for health (ironically a doctor too) said we can all leave if we wish...

I dey with you jare

Donald95:
He died a Hero Because he died fighting For True Democracy. He died defending Christianity all the world. Any body defending USA is defending Peace all over the world.

What Pissful people will do to Christians if power leaves USA is Better imagined than experienced

OGA stop daydreaming...

There are many Muslims in the US army as there are Christians....

Democracy is a fraud, it has not benefitted the human race in any way...

Please go and read and get enlightened

sunnp:
Please I need you help check your email or can I have your email pls

eedrisology@@@@@@@gmail...com

PapaNnamdi:
no husband no child




see Mary see Jesus





wetin concern me

DONT BE STEWPEED PLEASE, SHE HAS KIDS

He is a big foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Boschh:
Before purchasing a phone, always make sure to check the specs online especially network bands. Infinix hot s4 has 4g but it doesnt support band 28 on which glo runs. A better option is Infinix hot 6x because it supports all Nigerian network bands.

Infinix hot 6x does not support band 28 ooo, i have a glo sim 4g enabled on my 6x and e no show naaada

Opto1:
Hot 6 pro, if you see this phone in your dream, you are actually missing a point cus that was a nightmare.

Too much Problem¿

You likely bought a defective product, which can happen even if it's an iPhone...

I use the hot 6x, a friend uses the hot 6 pro, and our phones don't give us any issues ...

delugajackson:
That's Christianity for you. We preach peace to the world. The Pope is a promoter of peace hence, this act. Hardly will you find a Sheik or an Imam exihibiting an extraordinary manner of humility such as this.

Baseless assumptions.....

You didn't bother telling them that it's found only in selected areas such as ICM, TFC outlets, etc