₦airaland Forum

MARKone:
#500 b4 can prepare a fairly descent breakfast. Was told this morning that a loaf of sliced bread is now #350

mehn... I'm just hopeful it's gonna end soon

RadicallyBlunt:
N500 no reach transport from igando to obalende again for lagos. As in 'go' alone o no 'come' there o

chai... where is lalasticlala na?? let others contribute abeg

DonCortino:
Chai! I remember in 2003, I buy old layer live chicken for 250, tomato n pepper n onions 100, other small things 50, 4 hefty plantain 50, n I go waka go with 50 bucks change. Stew don set b dat o!
Mile one market ph o!

Today that chicken is 1500 with abeg.

as in... you can imagine... how much did you buy chicken last year lalasticlala ?

nma24:
I can still cook with #500 jare

yeeah right... but it won't be like before... lemme ask lalasticlala can you cook with N500?

lalasticlala ...what can N500 do at your side

This nation is having it rough at this time.things are tough and inflation has become like a virus on the economy, Nigerians known for our ability to endure tough situations are really getting uncomfortable with this. When the former CBN Governor Charles Soludo Introduced the N500 note, we were all happy for an increase in higher purchasing power, we thought it was going to be the highest denomination but now we hope the Central bank doesn't introduce N5000 note on the current 1000 Naira note which stands as Nigeria highest denomination.

Here are 10 things Nigerians can no longer do with the N500 Note ;

1. You cant cook an average soup with N500 anymore… back in time 10 years ago, a low income Nigerian family could at least prepare stew with N500. Now all that is gone.

2. 500Naira can no longer buy Hair attachment. I guess our ladies can attest to this.

3. The guys too are not left out.Now pay above N500 to cut there hair. Ask teebliz. Hehehe.

4. N500 can no Longer buy a Lecturer's Handout! Our University lecturers now sell there average handout for atleast N1000.

5. OK I think I should say this one,i was oblivious of how expensive the female bra is. I discovered quality bra is now above N500..Bra’s now sell for N2000. The new and quality type.

6. Its just heartbreaking to know N500 can no longer buy Shawarma.

7. N500 can no longer buy Drugs that cures Malaria or Typhoid. May we not fall sick in Jesus Name!
8. Its worthy of note also to say 500 Naira can no longer power your Generator over night, irrespective of the KVa of the generator.

We are hopeful.. Nigerians are really hopeful that this storm called recession passes. I am sure even the unlearned man on the street know now knows what recession is. We @voiceofaudacity stand in hope with every Nigerian at this trying times. Because of our resolve not to give up at this defining moment, change would come to Nigeria.

source : http://www.voiceofaudacity.com/2016/09/recessionten-things-n500-cannot-buy.html?m=1

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MzzTega:
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MzzTega:
No, he doesn't.

hehehehe.. I. didn't know were his spokesperson oo

photoshoot:
Nice one...


#TeamPreBeardGang

hehehe.. lalasticlala do you like beards?

slysteel:
How do.i reach you to help setup what you just described here?

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I did the same on my blog @ www.voiceofaudacity.com ....quote me if you are interested

Do you really want her to regret the breakup, grow a beard. Yeah you heard me right.
After a breakup, a sudden appearance of facial hair was an indicator of depression. In fact, it's one of the first signs a therapist keeps an eye on when looking for signs of depression.
“When I have clients come into me after a split I’m absolutely checking to see if they are taking care of themselves,” says psychologist who specializes in Cognitive Behavior Therapy and Couples Counseling. “Are they grooming themselves? Is their shirt tucked in?”
Ending a long-term relationship can be terrible, especially when you’re the one that got dropped. The feeling of rejection can lead a person to take a good long look in the mirror. A breakup is the perfect time to rebuild and like a perfect time to grow a beard.
“There are absolutely beard fans out there,” says, a New York-based actor whose glorious beard has been featured in various magazines. “People have gotten really upset when I’ve cut it down. Personally, I have my father to thank for mine, both for the genetics and the inspiration to look like a real man. There is also something to be said for having to do less razor work in the morning.”
Maybe she liked kissing a clean-shaved face. But you’re no longer beholden to demands. This is the time for personal revolution and the healing effects of personal transformation. The next dip into bachelor life is a time to reinvent yourself.
Break ups can be a spring board for some real self-improvement. They find inspiration to go to the gym and ponder more about nutrition.”
Studies have shown that women are more attracted to men with facial hair, believe them to be more masculine, healthier and even perceive them to be better parents. So rather than wallowing, perhaps the best revenge for you now is living life well-whiskered.
Here are a few tips to mastering the revenge beard:
[b]Keep It Clean[b/]
Since you’re biding farewell to your shaving routine, you’re going to need other methods to get rid of oil, dead skin and pore-clogging dirt. You might be confused as to whether you should be using soap or shampoo on your face in the morning. The answer is upgrading your typical face wash to a beard wash that moisturizes your facial hair but also gets the skin underneath.
No Pain, No Gain
The terrible part about growing your beard will be the irritation cause by scratchy facial hairs. You’re going to want to shave it off, but don’t do that. Stay with it. Be focused.
Combat the itch with a beard oil that will prevent your dry skin under your beard. If the itch become too much to handle, you can also employ an over-the-counter cream to help get through the rougher days.
The Daily Maintenance
The full potential of your beard may not see your beard for about three or four weeks. So you’re going to have to spend time cultivating it. When trimming,start with a bit of talcum powder on the neck to cure the itching.
The neckline shouldn’t need much work. Actually leaving the neckline untrimmed allows for a more natural look. Minimize the use of clippers or go for a scissors.
Return of the Razor
Yes, it’s okay to allow a little freedom for your beard along the neckline. And it might seem tactless to shave while you’re growing a beard but unless you’re Desmond elliot , shave the neck beard.

source: http://www.voiceofaudacity.com/2016/09/make-her-regret-break-up-guys-see-first.html?m=1

cc:lalasticlala

lalasticlala was there cult in your school?

Benjom:
I thought cultism has been eradicated in our educational institutions. Well it's a secret thing, so they deserved to be kept in an isolated place too.

i dont think it can be fully eradicated... they adapt to whatever measure the management brings.. it can only be controlled.. or what do you think lalasticlala

Four undergraduate UNILAG students, identified as Raheem Yusuf , 21 , Adedoyin Adeyemi Abraham , 24, Olanrewaju Idowu, 36 , and Safraini Oluyemi Peters, 24 , we're sent to jail by a magistrate court on the accusation of there alleged involvement in cult activities within the school premises .

The students were arrested by the state police command for allegedly being members of a secret cult known as Aloral Bucania.The police during the arraignment of the students yesterday the police informed the court that on the 4th of August at about 9am in Room 318 , Biobaku Hall of residence in the institution , the suspects had hacked out plans to carry out some cult activities that would have caused the breach of public peace .

Acting on a tipoff, the students were arrested by the police and arraigned on a two count charge bordering on conspiracy to cause a breach of public peace and belonging to an unlawful and secret society .
They were docked before Chief Magistrate Oluwayemisi Adelaja on Charge No : D/ 45 / 2016. When the charges were read , they all pleaded not guilty . The Chief Magistrate , Oluwayemisi Adelaja granted the defendants N 200 , 000 bail with two sureties each in the like sum.

She ruled that the sureties must possess evidence of three years ’ tax payment to the Lagos State government, affidavit of livelihood and be residents of the state . She ruled that the students be remanded in prison custody until their bail conditions have been met .
The case was adjourned till September 26th for trial

source: http://www.voiceofaudacity.com/2016/09/four-unilag-students-sent-to-jail-by.html?m=1

databoy247:
After suffering myself for 3 years with earning of exactly $168 (you can imagine). I had to think hard and realized that life isnt fair and really does not punish you if you improvise and find alternatives to a problem as long as you don't break the law.

So what I did was to create an alias. A new personality. CIA does it all the time so why can't I?

I created an American personality (a lady) with all the necessary information details (DOB, address, SSN, mother's maiden name, etc).

You can get one here and improve on it http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/

I got a good reality photo, then went ahead to create a new account in Upwork. If you are doing this, ensure that in your profile, do not talk much stories. Just let them know the skills you have, how many years experience, and your qualifications (they must match your profile and skills). And in case you do not know, no one cares about your real life qualifications. Just fill in anything that matches your profile. As for me, I indicated that I am an MBA student in a UK university. You can write you have PhD, etc..your choice. The more qualifications you say you have, the more they see you as someone who can do the job even if you do not have hours to your credit in Upwork.

For your working experience section, just pick any random company (may not even exist on the internet) and give yourself a position that rhymes with your profile. Don't worry, Upwork do not verify anything.

If you are scard of IP issue, then just download and use Epic browser. It has a US IP (follow come). But like I said earlier, they dont care which IP you use.

Finally, go ahead and do some tests relating to your skills. And make sure you pass them well. If you fail do them again.

After doing all these, I completed the registration of my new account and in less than 3 days , I got 4 interview invitations. Now I even dey reject some invitations.

nice.. kinda new to freelancing... would try thjs

stayne01...hope u workout??

ariyebaba:
Am counting 25 ......................
Will improve soon

25!!!....you can do better sir... push harder; D

Dinobi77:
As at June my waist was about 38, bot bellied, one lady even told me i was growing breasts. I was really worried, how cud i start workouts, do away with d food n soft drink i was used to. Someone told me " discipline". Cutting off most food, drinking only water, doin workouts, i v 36 waist with a nearly flat tummy. I am not done yet, n i must confess, its worth it.

oooshey #teamworkoutisgood... nice one sir

mcyemite:
There are things you only get to do only when you are happy...this is one of them.

hmmm.. lol... but that's a food for thought tho and you've got a point

Freelancer2015:
Not everyone work out for women. I work out for myself and I love it....You can have the six packs and the six cars.

ooshey

wakes:
Thanks for sharing.

uwc man

Ewoma45:
Am I the only one who can't jog to save my life.....the thought of mere sit ups sef makes me tired already.Hope i'm normal?

yes ma'am.. you are normal ... that's how it is at first.. but then you really need to be determined to break the inertia.. if not you won't jog one metre trust me; D

jtwest:
Carry spoon from the plate to my hand- exercise for right hand

Scratching my b*lls amd sniffing it like joachim low while I watch blindspot- exercise for left hand.

PresSing ma gamepad while I play xbox or pes16- for the fingers.

Watching those chicks walk pass my house- exercise for the neck.

Tiptoe to get milk and tea tin- for the back.

Watching billions overnight- for the eyes.

Straining ear to hear what d chicks in D other room r saying- for the ear.
..............................wat else again?? Hmmm vaseline lol for d whole body.

wereyy..; D; D

Cathony:
Working out is good, sexually... I work out err'day, Love eettttttt

yeah.. #teamworkout

Sharon6:
Informative

thanks; D; D

Glaxx:
Team 50 pushups

you are still @50..

MrTim1:
Working out ain't that easy...sometimes i wonder how much they go pay me

value comes with a cost ...it's worth it sir

Contact17:
Need to get back to working out especially strength training.

way to go ma'am... that would be a good decision

lalasticlala I see your hand oo... thanks for the pics; D; D.... and how you edited the source.. thanks lalasticlala