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LaClicKLaBenDin:
What I don't understand, is why Christians on Nairaland always have this irresistible urge to reply anyone and everyone, regardless of how petty a thread is. From the first page, isn't it obvious that this thread was meant as a thing of mockery?

What is in the tongues that Seun, the anti-christ "God" of nairaland wants to know? Seun doesn't believe in God, Christianity, what then does he need the interpretation of tongues for, if not to make more mockery of the Almighty God? Seun doesn't question people of other religions, he even protects them from himself and fellow atheists, yet he derives pleasure in inventing ways to mock God, thinking he is mocking Christians.

Christians be wise: there's no explanation you can give to Seun and his cohorts that will make them satisfied, and that's because they don't share in your beliefs. The time wasted here in fruitless arguments, would have been of benefit to a baby Christian who sincerely desire to understand the gifts of the spirit.

We Christians spend most of our time arguing with this atheists, and forget our primary task of soul winning! In case you're deceiving yourself thinking arguments is the same as soul winning, please wake up and know that you're wasting your time. Arguments with atheists is becoming a distraction to nairaland Christians: we spend the whole day arguing, how do we get to pray or read the Bible?

Ask yourselves this: since how many years that you have engaged this atheists in debates, how many have you won over for Christ?

Christians swallow your pride and urge to showcase knowledge, it only puts you on the same level with the atheists! Reserve your knowledge for those who truly desire it.

Christians, please, quit the arguments!

beautifully put sir!!...

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RoyalBlak007:
This is what happens when
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EniHolar:
Apart from the first one, I think I'm good with the rest.

Vegetable is vegetable abeg.

#efo

Hahahahahahaha... the "efo" part got me.

mayorall:
She didn't disappoint you boss. The video is loaded with important messages. Not neutral sighting. Look inward bro.

plss bro what is it loaded with?? I'm dying to know
**no pun intended**

Awesome

Izonpikin:
oboy i think say DSS don clamp nairaland down oo...


this country the way e dey go sef...

I tell you

claremont:
God doesn't provide jobs, he doesn't run a recruitment agency. If god provided you with a job, ask yourself why he hasn't provided jobs for the millions wallowing in religious ignorance in Nigeria?!

If god is supposedly good, I think he has his hands full with innocent kids dying in Syria and Iraq. It doesn't make any sense for him to ignore that, and then concern himself with running a recruitment agency.

couldn't have been said better, I laugh when folks mention God when they know God had no hand in the process, how can you get a job through connect and mention God.. ah mean you should mention the person who put you through

Dongreat:
Bro your problem is not getting a job but keeping it. Probably you are lacking discipline or not able to fulfill your former company's goals, thus resulting to your sack. I suggest you become proactive or improve to keep this one.

Ps: if you got this job fairly then God be praised but if tru illegal means then my God is not a cheat. You know best.

couldn't have been said better, I laugh when folks mention God when they know God had no hand in the process, how can you get a job through connect and mention God.. ah mean you should mention the person who put you through

Stanleywaxy:
Brk eeh me seff fear o , i initially thought the issue was from my browser . I even had to go back to my history to login thru it but still couldn't .
It's been fixed now shaa

i tell you.. I was like is this some drill or what..

2dugged:
thought it was my phone o,maybe Seun was doing systems maintenance ,

@topic, would have joined if I was in abj, don't throw away the message because you don't like the messenger

As in,i thought some alien ish happened
yeeah I guess they were working on something, upgrading maybe. i see you oo(the follow back), i just couldn't help it, noticed you're among the endangered species of sensible people in the romance section. so before you go extinct ..i thought to learn a few stuff

If you couldn't comment early this morning, like nairaland was compromised. I was afraid sef. hope they've not hacked the shiii.
click like if you get what I'm saying

If you couldn't comment early this morning, like nairaland was compromised. I was afraid sef. hope they've not hacked the shiii.
click like if you get what I'm saying
**modified: i see it's not only me then.. I thought lala has banned my destiny from nairaland because i couldn't even see login or join nairaland. nothing was there!!

darbeelicous:
so I'll pay all d bills, take care of myself and provide all I need on my own, and all he does is have sex, ... Doesn't sound fair to me.

And if he's not interested in sex??.. besides who was doing all the above before he came along??

dablazor:
Lol OP am tall but not as tall as you are, that's freaky tall, am handsome tall at 6'4 just 3 inches short of 6'5, my elder bro is like 6'7, my younger sister; more of a baby sister is 6ft tall.
I do have some 6'9-10 cousins and they look freakish haha
Do you enjoy being 6'9? you would always turn heads when you walk into a mall or in an airport and that could be awkward.
As regards the pic you posted, try working out too, I did that for most of my teenage years (press up, squats and back crunch) and now it's barely obvious am tall unless you move closer, or when am standing in the midst of really short people.

I get it now... I too noticed that when I started work outs.. it was as if I shrinked.
is it like the muscles shrink or what??

wait!!! so all of you believe this g behind the moniker is a lady. Now I don't have hope in this country any more

shalomdaniel:
ON AMERICA'S LATE ELECTION

It is hoped that lessons are learnt and revelations are gotten from this:
9/11 - Twin Tower
11/9 - Trump TRiUMPhs
9/11 - Solomon writes;
Ecclesiastis.9.11
"I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all."
Two dates Americans might never forget.

I don't really believe in coincidences,rather I rabidly believe in kismet.
I trust that the spiritual has a great clout on the physical. This is a "proven truth".
Watch out!
GOD HAS A PLAN!

N.B:I'm not a Trumpist but a Christist.

...to be continued...
~ Shalom Daniel ~

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