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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lakesidepapa(m): 12:54pm On Mar 14, 2018
2dice01:
well she might admire you
Just keep calm...
Don't help her analysis her mind...
Alright. thank you bro
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lakesidepapa(m): 12:07pm On Mar 14, 2018
2dice01:
well don't start thinking with your dicckk

Just see her like your aunt or mum
Next time you see her buy her something then bounce


No giving of phone contact or home address


Trust me You don't want to go that sugar momma lane

No give ur career/life k-leg

Thanks for the advise bro.. But whats running through her mind? this is really complicated
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lakesidepapa(m): 12:00pm On Mar 14, 2018
zenith4biz:


Nothing brother, she can see a maga in you


Maga? no I don't think and I don't think other away as well.. This all looks somehow official, im not a frequent school comer, we hardly see and I neither give her face nor be playful around her.


More so, I don't think a cougar minded woman can see a guy far below her age as a maga. This just looks complicated. smiley
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lakesidepapa(m): 11:52am On Mar 14, 2018
Hello House, pls I need clarification on this funny scenario that I encountered today..
There's this woman that works as a staff at my school and I went for an exam today. the woman with some of her fellow staffs duty is to guild student on how to write attendance on the attendant sheets, while everyone is finishing thier exam and heading home, this woman called me and said she want to see me, I moved closer to her and she lured me away with her hand around my waist and told me "she want me to feed her this morning, that I should buy food for her" and I told her I don't have much for now and she asked which day do I have another paper, I told her the day and I said she shouldn't worry that I will do her well when next I come for an exam and she agreed and said no problem.

This woman looks like a woman around 38 to 39 year-old

CC: DavidTheGeek 2dice01 HARDON Et.Al pls whats running through the mind of this woman?
Business / Re: Tippers(10 Tyres) Wanted In Sagamu!!! by lakesidepapa(m): 10:48am On Mar 14, 2018
alien1 pls drop your line sir.. Its very urgent.
Business / Re: Tippers(10 Tyres) Wanted In Sagamu!!! by lakesidepapa(m): 5:48pm On Mar 12, 2018
alien1:
Progress

Hello bro.. it been a while, pls Bro I need to talk to you. kindly drop your whatsApp enhance line.
Business / Re: Truck Owners, Agents, Managers And Others Connect by lakesidepapa(m): 7:58am On Mar 03, 2018
Haulager in Kogi can contact me on WhatsApp 07062435594.. There's a job in Kogi
Business / Re: Truck Owners, Agents, Managers And Others Connect by lakesidepapa(m): 7:30am On Mar 03, 2018
Yezzy 30tonnes of truck is needed to haul charcoal of 30tonne from Kogi to Ogun.. whatsapp: 07062435594
Business / Re: Make Money With This POS Whether You Open Shop Or Not, Anytime, Anywhere: by lakesidepapa(m): 8:35pm On Mar 02, 2018
pakpan89:

Make Money With This POS Whether You Open Shop Or Not, Whether You Work Or Not, Anytime, Anywhere.

Introducing you to Pocketmoni mPOS powered by Etranzact International PLC - first mobile money, internet payment service provider, licensed by CBN since 2011 to power the CBN Cashless Nigeria Program to success:

HOW?

You have to register as a Pocketmoni Agent of the company before you can have the POS machine.

HOW TO REGISTER AS A POCKETMONI AGENT:

Get a dedicated SIM for the business. Register it.
Go to google play store and DOWNLOAD Pocketmoni app into your android mobile phone/device. (Contact us to get the presentation with all the links)
Register for Pocketmoni on the app using the agent code 003363
OR, if you do not have an android phone or any internet enabled phone, you can still use the USSD code *389# to register for Pocketmoni account using the agent code 003363
OR, simply text REG space FIRSTNAME space LASTNAME space 003363. For example: REG PETER AKPAN 003363, and send to 20220, for all networks. Follow the simple system instructions and set up your account.
Go to any bank and pay N10,000 for Pocketmoni Agent Registration fee on the Etranzact Console. Get your electronic receipt.
Go to POCKETMONI AGENT REGISTRATION PORTAL and fill the new agent registration form and submit. (Contact us to get the presentation with all the links)

Input this section of the form as shown below - no mistakes:


Market Excecutive Code 0157
Referral Information Mobile Number 08066800858
Aggregator name Peter Akpan
PocketMoni Account Number 08066800858

Upload your recent passport photo, your electronic receipt on the online form.
Submit the form
Within 48 hours, your Pocketmoni Agent account will be created and your Agent Code sent to you.
REQUEST FOR YOUR POCKETMONI mPOS HERE
Fill the form there and submit. You will receive instructions how to pay for the POS and get it delivered to your doorstep. The device is N20,000.
LOAD money/operating capital on your Pocketmoni account/POS HERE (Contact us to get the presentation with all the links)
You are now ready for business. Business starts, Anytime, Anywhere.

POCKETMONI AGENT BANKING SERVICES RENDERABLE WITH THE POS OR YOUR MOBILE PHONE/DEVICE AND EARN JUICY COMMISSIONS:

CASH DEPOSIT Into Any Bank Account In Nigeria.
FUNDS TRANSFER Into Any Bank Account In Nigeria
CASH WITHDRAWAL From users Pocketmoni e-wallet Account
CASH WITHDRAWAL From Bank Customers' Account
Pocketmoni ATM DEBIT CARD – SALES/ISSUANCE
BILLS PAYMENT: DSTV, GOTV, STARTIMES, MYTV, HITV, TREND TV, PHCN, SWIFT, AIR TICKET, SMILE, CORNERSTONE, ETC
WESTERN UNION SERVICES
MONEYGRAM SERVICES
FUNDING/LOADING USERS Pocketmoni E-WALLET ACCOUNT
AIRTIME TOPUP - AIRTIME VENDING - selling all recharged cards with the POS/Mobile phone - ALL NETWORKS.
Receive tithe, offerings, donations for church. Make money for the church and you also make money
Receive tithe, offerings, donations for church. Make money for the church and you also make money
Receive tithe, offerings, donations for church. Make money for the church and you also make money
Receive tithe, offerings, donations for church. Make money for the church and you also make money
Receive school fees, dues etc for schools, colleges, universities. Make money for the school and you make money too
Receive payment for goods and services for merchants and make money
Receive tax for government. Make money for government. You make money too
Enable micro-finance/mortgage banks directly service commercial bank customers from their banking hall and make extra income. You make money too

EARNINGS:

Each transaction you do, you charge N100 or more depending on proximity. And, you earn average of atleast N50 per transaction. Now, it is a simple thing to do 100 transactions in a day, especially those at the sides of crowded banks, with long unending queues, etc.

And, that is 100 x N50 = N5,000 extra income for you per day in a fun way. And that isN5,000 x 30 = N150,000/month for you, from this simple business.

NEXT STEP:

HOW TO EARN WHETHER YOU OPEN YOUR SHOP OR NOT, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, even while sleeping:

Show this opportunity to ten of your friends or loved ones or colleagues or people you know or even strangers.
Register them into the opportunity with your Agent code, and help them get started and earn in the business
As the referral agent, you earn N5 per transaction they do at their locations.

It is also a simple thing for them to also do 100 transactions in a day, especially those at the sides of crowded banks, with long unending queues, etc.

And that N5 x 100 = N500/day per agent registered by you.

And, that is N500 x 10 = N5,000/day income for you for the ten agents registered by you into the business.

And, that is still N5,000 x 30 = N150,000/month for you, for the ten agents you showed this life changing opportunity and registered them into the business, and helped them to get started and earn, WHETHER YOU OPEN YOUR SHOP OR NOT, WHETHER YOU WORK OR NOT, EVEN WHILE SLEEPING - RESIDUAL INCOME.

So, adding it up, the income from your own location and the income from your ten referred agent locations, you have N150,000 + N150,000 = N300,000 EVERY MONTH, and even more, from this opportunity, just using the Etranzact Pocketmoni mPOS machine or your mobile phone - ACTIVE INCOME + PASSIVE INCOME/RESIDUAL INCOME.

Interested, kindly contact us on our signature to get started.

Welcome to Pocketmoni - your money and Business, Anytime, Anywhere.



WHY YOU SHOULD BE IN THIS BUSINESS:

A lot of bank customers have need of carrying out their mini banking services, such as cash lodgments, cash withdrawals, funds transfer, western union/moneygram transfer, etc, when the doors of banks are closed, after banking hours, on holidays and at weekends, but they do not have the platform to do so.
A lot of bank customers would like to avoid the long queues and the huge breath gasping crowd in the banking halls, to patronize alternative quicker ways to do their banking transactions, lodgements, withdrawals, etc, especially after long holidays, but such platforms are not there
A lot of bank customers would like to do their mini banking services, but are sometimes unable to do so, due to distance to banks, lack of bank presence in their location, transport fare, transport risk and cash risk.
A lot of NYSC Members would like to access banking services in camp, but are unable to do so, due to distance to banks, lack of bank presence in camp, transport fare, transport risk and cash risk.
A lot of students in schools/university campuses would like to access banking services in school, but are unable to do so, due to distance to banks, lack of ALL bank presence in school, transport fare, transport risk and cash risk.


A lot of market traders/business men, officers in Police barracks/military barracks, civil servants in government secretariats would like to do their mini banking services, do cash lodgement, withdraw cash, etc, but are sometimes unable to do so, due to distance to banks, lack of ALL bank presence in their location, transport fare, transport risk and cash risk.
A lot of churches would like to have a platform to facilitate receipt of tithe, offerings direct into their bank accounts, but such is not available
A lot of people have need to do instant banking transactions, to send money to loved ones or pay hospital bill to save life, but are faced with the only option to pay their way to the bank to queue up in the unending line in the banking hall.

A lot of people unbanked in the interior villages also have need for banking services, but have no banking presence in their locality.

A lot of people have money in their bank accounts but have no physical cash to pay for their urgent goods and services, and they wish there were a way they could pay using the mobile phone.

A lot of people have need of buying airtime for their mobile phones, anytime, anywhere, at odd hours (night/twilights), for important urgent business calls or emergency/life threatening calls, when shops would have closed, , but would not have the platform to do so.

A lot of people have need of paying for their bills, such as DSTV subscriptions, Startimes, PHCN, air ticket, etc, at odd hours (night/twilights), to enjoy important tv programs, when shops would have closed, , but would not have the platform to do so, from the comfort of their rooms.
And a lot more other such needs in the Nigerian market/society.


POCKETMONI BUSINESS VIABLE/STRATEGIC LOCATIONS:

The following are strategic and viable Pocketmoni Business locations we have discovered, which you could locate your business and start earning immediately.

Individuals locations
Betting businesses
Lottery Shops
Bulk recharged card sellers/suppliers
Supermarkets
Petrol Filling Stations
Eateries, Restaurants, Fast Food Centers
Hotel
Parks / Park Shops
Pharmacy
Micro Finance / Mortgage Banks
University Community
Churches (receive offering, tithe etc for church and make money)
Schools
Cash Generating Business Centers
Market Stalls
Mechanic Village
Govt Secretariat Community
Nysc Orientation Camps
Near Bank/ Bank Side Shops
Near Cable Tv Offices
Etc

Awesome.. is there a way to get accross to u sir? maybe through call or whatsapp?

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