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I am a graduate of Electrical and Electronics Engineering.I live in Abuja.I am in need of a volunteer job.Thanks

Its why bleaching isnt good,cos injuries hardly heal and it gives room for infection

ajepako:
Complication ke?

I had the surgery exactly two years ago and l did not even go back for even re-bandaging up till date much less experience any complication..

Today marks my two year post operation anniversary and l did not have any complication..

Anyway we have different body reaction to surgery and we can only wish Halima well..

Many anambarians have been futo vice chancellors,so its not a big deal fr Ahaneku to be dr

janefrancisca:
Tuesday, June 3rd will be remembered in Nnamdi Azikiwe University as the day the university completely attained federal status, despite having been pronounced a federal university since decades ago. The reason is that from the inception of the university, the vice chancellorship position has not left anambra state, where the institution is domiciled. Of the five past vice chancellors beginning with the pioneer vice chancellor, prof kenneth dike, prof festus aghagbo to prof pita Ejiofor, prof ilochi okafor and prof boniface egboka have all been indigenes of anambra state.
So, with the near expiration of the second tenure of the immediate past vice chancellor, prof boniface egboka, the governing council of the institution placed an advertorial in various newspapers calling for application from suitable persons to fill in the vacant position. This advertisement was also preceded with a search as it is the norm by the governing council. The search was meant to seek out some individuals in the university who are eligible for the contest, and are deemed to be very competent.
After these processes, on 27th May, news filtered out, that the governing council has met and picked out prof greg nwakoby as the new vice chancellor, but this was followed by a swift protest by the academic staff union of universities(ASUU) nnamdi azikiwe branch, saying that the template recommended for the race by the federal ministry of education was jettisoned by the board in the selection process. They called for outright cancellation of the result, as it was very unacceptable. The race by this time has been reduced from nine to three men, prof greg nwakoby, prof joseph ahaneku and prof ben osisioma.
The governing council of the university which went into a voting after other processes were passed and the chairman of the governing council, air vice marshal larry emerged to announce that prof joseph ahaneku has emerged as the new vice chancellor, after polling eight votes against three votes polled by prof greg nwakoby, while prof ben osisioma was said not to have polled any votes.
This announcement also sparked off another protest by prof nwakoby and his supporters, but while they were addressing journalists to register their protest, supporters of ahaneku were already celebrating, and prof ahaneku himself was already receiving members of the university community who were on a courtesy call to him.
While the protest from opposition candidates lasted, many reduced the position of the vice chancellor of a federal university to a tribal thing, with some saying that ahaneku was not fit to be the vice chancellor of the university being an indigene of imo state. They argued that since the university is sited in anambra state, there was no reason for an imo indigene to become the VC over anambra people. True or false?
N.B: If u like, join your ancestors to spit on us till ur spittle finish, e no concern me. Your spit...your problem.

48laws of power will tell u never u outshine yr master

Ddaji:
All this fight against corruption by this APC government is scam.Why was Prof.Usman suspended? This is a man that exposed fraud of over N360Billion by HMO,he was in efcc and icpc seeking collaboration to stop this fraud.The man shown official documents where the Minister of Health requested funds from him and he declined.Instead of commendation he got suspension from osibanjo and minister.How can Ag.president will asked corrupt minister of health to investigate this issue.Haba!!!

Where is the NGO,i don't mind doing a casual job there,cn u please inbox me

kwaso2:
I got my first job by volunteering to work for free for an international NGO. It looks stupid but I was keen to be used by the big boys in d office......but it payed off big time

Was kidding o

Homeboiy:
Ur last sentence is the best


but I don't like any of her female friends

D other just returned from prostitution from Dubai, d other a thief n d other a dirty runs girl


I don quit sef, a born again traditionalist

Don't mind me,i was joking ,no gain.Many relationships these days are ungodly.try as much as possible to keep yr body holy cos yr body is the temple of God.

Homeboiy:
Ur last sentence is the best


but I don't like any of her female friends

D other just returned from prostitution from Dubai, d other a thief n d other a dirty runs girl


I don quit sef, a born again traditionalist

My bro,pls dont be unserious towards the next girl u will meet cos she might feel something genuine fr u and u will judge n conclude based on yr past relationship.there are still so many good girls outthere

Kokaine:
Hi nairalanders. i came under this moniker because i want to be discreet.

I met this girl some months ago, we became close, and one thing led to the other, we started dating.

of all the girls i ever dated, this one came closest to my heart. I'm ordinarily stingy to girls when i date them, especially the ones i feel don't really love me for any other reason than what they hope to benefit. infact, my last relationship ended because of how tightfisted i was with her. But in the case of this girl in question, i was so free, i gave her easily, it got to the extent that my cousins and closed friends started suggesting that she put a hex on me. i really loved her. my whole life changed when she came in, i became very happy, always wanted to be with her, for every contract i took, i shared a small part with her and she was happy, whenever there was a misunderstanding, she apologised, she was never the type to climb a high horse. I wont lie i saw her demands for material things increase uncontrollably, i became responsible for everything she wanted and needed, her cream, her clothes, phone, laptop, subscription, even ordinary airtime! haba! airtime oh!!! but i wasnt all that disturbed because i felt i could endure the burden just because of how happy and lively she always made me feel, practically the same addiction my neighbour has for weed even if its with his last dime

the trouble started when i went to her place one day and she was not around, my phone was almost dead, i decided to charge it in the abokis place near her house. then i saw what looked exactly like her phone charging. i mean; her phone cover is very spectacular to me, looks like rabbit ears with lights that come on whenever you touch it. i asked about it, he told me it was hers. God so did it that he allowed me to check the phone, i had known her pattern a long time ago but she didnt know.

brothers and sisters! when i opened this phone, and saw her chat with someone whose name she saved with "miracle" she was obviously cheating! i copied the number and dialled it on my phone with truecaller, i saw the complete name, i opened facebook and checked that name, it was a guy, he was on her facebook too. she had been seeing this guy. the dates on their whatsapp chat confirmed that certain times she left my house and said she was going to her brothers house, that was where she actually went.

for the first time in my life i was broken, i had to break up with this girl. but i wanted to think about it thoroughly because i feared loneliness and the loss of happiness that breaking up with her will bring me. i did anyway.

she begged and begged promising to break up with the guy, i just dont know why i refused, i told her we could be friends, but now as i type this, she seems to Have moved on, she has never called me again nor sent any message, neither have i, but everyday that passes by, i gradually see myself going back to my old state of mind, you know one that makes you lonely even in the midst of people. i really miss her now, im thinking i should have forgiven her, but then i know i have to be a man, i see her posts on instagram, she is still so beautiful in my eyes, i cannot hate her however i have tried, this is very unlike me, i want anyone who has ever experienced this to tell me how he did it. thanks so much. one love!

Am a girl bt I think like a man,dont really mingle wt my fellow girls,have so many male friends,i know how their discussions go,

lala45:
Bf anything happens,u will always see the handwriting on the wall.Am a very quiet person and observant as well so I study guys even on a ist date and know how to follow dem.

Begging a guy is to do more harm,cos wrn she is forgiven,she will continue to do it and she will treat him like a piece of rag

MissCuppy:
She was feeding your ego by continuously begging you and you were busy forming, now you are feeling lonely and missing her.


Not every woman will beg you, if she manage to do so, try and forgive her, she put her self esteem on the line by begging you at the first place.

Bf anything happens,u will always see the handwriting on the wall.Am a very quiet person and observant as well so I study guys even on a ist date and know how to follow dem.

Kokaine:
i thought youre a guy. you said youre dealing with guys. its bad. cos they could ruin your relationship in the future.

Or anybody she talks to even on fb,so they will gist about u and she will get hurt more

Who lost?even if u like Bleep her 100 times a day,u will still be hurt,the best thing is to call it a quit.if u want her to die,go to her female friend u know they are close,that one hurts more than fire

Homeboiy:
bros chill

see wen I noticed that my useless gf was seeing her ex, I increased my fcking rate

initially I was fúcking her 2_times a day, I then increased it to 16times in 1week

till I was tired n let her go

Every thing isnt just all about Bleep

Homeboiy:
stuck how? pregnancy?


Bro if na me I don't give a fūck


No girl can trap me with Belle


I no get smiling fce oo

Not pregnancy,he might fall in love more and d girl will do more annoying things.once I offend a guy,no matter wat I dont go bk cos I feel hes coming fr revenge,even if I go bk,will hurt him over n over again,and I will make sure I don't sleep wt him again.so he should let d girl be.quote author=Homeboiy post=58530232]

stuck how? pregnancy?


Bro if na me I don't give a fūck


No girl can trap me with Belle


I no get smiling fce oo[/quote]

Nice talk,cos u wont benefit anything rather he will hurt himself more

chidekings:
Everyone always claim to be a playboy.

Move on. No love lost, no love found.

What if he gets stuck

Homeboiy:
Na u fvkup


If to say u don FCK her well, e for no pain u

best advise, try bring her back, fúck her 23timez in 11days


u will never be pained again

I did it n it worked for me

A woman should have carriage where men are,thats the only way they will respect you.Not when he says I love you or want to marry u,u open yr leg

balash:
*SHE SAID, 'WE HAVE TWO THINGS LEFT TO DO IN MARRIAGE'*


The *Lady:*'I have been dating this guy for more than 4 years now. There is nothing couples are doing in marriage we have not done. We have lived together, ate together, lost count on the number of time we have had sex together. I have done 3 abortions for him. We have business ventures together, we do have our bath together. There is nothing couples are doing that we are not doing sir'.

*Me*: So what do you both have left that you want to do in marriage if you do your wedding today?

*The Lady:* ' Sir, just 2 things left.

*Me*: Tell me those two things.

*The Lady*: To have children and to fight.

*Me*: Fight as how?

*The Lady:* We have never fought before. I do bottle up my anger because I have lost so much in the relationship, if I leave him, I will be at the loosing end.

But when we get married , he will know he married a lion. I am battle ready for him.

*That conversation up ��� there is not a friction. It took place.*

What many single guys and ladies don't know is that, there is a whole lot of difference between single relationship and marriage.

Some of you don't have anything tangible you are going to do in marriage than to have children.

All the privileges, uniqueness, sacredness, sanctity , enjoyments of marriage, you are already exploring and enjoying it now in your dating adventure.

Lady, you have turned yourself to 'iyawo ile' in the 'face me face you' apartment of that guy. You are his cook, his mom, his bed mate, sex mate, you have moved your loads to his room one by one. You are all over him, showing desperation.

Dear guy, what exactly are you looking forward to in marriage? You are behaving to that lady as if you are her husband. You are tired of her unclothedness already.

*Nothing is exciting you about her again. 'see finish' is happening between the two of you. If you marry today, what's going to be a new thing to do as couples?*
*This is why guys dump ladies they date before marriage. Because he wants a new thing after using you the lady.*

Kissing is not new to the two of you. Your unclothedness is no more new to each other. Lady, nothing is trilling about your breasts again.

*You are not yet married, but your breasts has suffer in the hands of this boy*. Yet to breastfeed oo, yes, your breasts is already looking like that of a grandma. What is new I asked you? What sex position or style have you not done together?

May be like this lady in that conversation, the only two things left for many singles in relationship today is to have children and fight.

Some of you will see wrong thing that guy/lady is doing that you don't like, you will keep quiet and bottle your anger.

You won't fight and sought it out now, you are waiting to get into marriage and then start fighting. You have enjoyed all the 'peace ' of marriage in dating, only to get into marriage and start war.

Hear me well dear singles, don't cross some lines. You are not married until you are married!

Reserve romance, sex, physical intimacy, joint account, bathing together, wearing the same clothes, and many other things for marriage.

There should be some exciting things you are looking forward to do together as couples.

Don't do everything you should do in marriage in your courtship.

Have self control. Right thing done at a wrong time will make it a wrong thing!

True talk

Homeboiy:
If i was the guy

I will accept her

Fúck her 8times in a week and tell her I got a gf that I want to marry

fúcking bitches

Maybe she has been in the shoe bf,shes now trying to do back,unluckily,u are d escaped goat,i dont allow things to weigh me down,especially wen am heartbroken.I will be like u ain't God dat created me neither are you my guardian dat trained me in school,Bleep to hell fr all I care.Thats even wen I eat more.

Kokaine:
Hi nairalanders. i came under this moniker because i want to be discreet.

I met this girl some months ago, we became close, and one thing led to the other, we started dating.

of all the girls i ever dated, this one came closest to my heart. I'm ordinarily stingy to girls when i date them, especially the ones i feel don't really love me for any other reason than what they hope to benefit. infact, my last relationship ended because of how tightfisted i was with her. But in the case of this girl in question, i was so free, i gave her easily, it got to the extent that my cousins and closed friends started suggesting that she put a hex on me. i really loved her. my whole life changed when she came in, i became very happy, always wanted to be with her, for every contract i took, i shared a small part with her and she was happy, whenever there was a misunderstanding, she apologised, she was never the type to climb a high horse. I wont lie i saw her demands for material things increase uncontrollably, i became responsible for everything she wanted and needed, her cream, her clothes, phone, laptop, subscription, even ordinary airtime! haba! airtime oh!!! but i wasnt all that disturbed because i felt i could endure the burden just because of how happy and lively she always made me feel, practically the same addiction my neighbour has for weed even if its with his last dime

the trouble started when i went to her place one day and she was not around, my phone was almost dead, i decided to charge it in the abokis place near her house. then i saw what looked exactly like her phone charging. i mean; her phone cover is very spectacular to me, looks like rabbit ears with lights that come on whenever you touch it. i asked about it, he told me it was hers. God so did it that he allowed me to check the phone, i had known her pattern a long time ago but she didnt know.

brothers and sisters! when i opened this phone, and saw her chat with someone whose name she saved with "miracle" she was obviously cheating! i copied the number and dialled it on my phone with truecaller, i saw the complete name, i opened facebook and checked that name, it was a guy, he was on her facebook too. she had been seeing this guy. the dates on their whatsapp chat confirmed that certain times she left my house and said she was going to her brothers house, that was where she actually went.

for the first time in my life i was broken, i had to break up with this girl. but i wanted to think about it thoroughly because i feared loneliness and the loss of happiness that breaking up with her will bring me. i did anyway.

she begged and begged promising to break up with the guy, i just dont know why i refused, i told her we could be friends, but now as i type this, she seems to Have moved on, she has never called me again nor sent any message, neither have i, but everyday that passes by, i gradually see myself going back to my old state of mind, you know one that makes you lonely even in the midst of people. i really miss her now, im thinking i should have forgiven her, but then i know i have to be a man, i see her posts on instagram, she is still so beautiful in my eyes, i cannot hate her however i have tried, this is very unlike me, i want anyone who has ever experienced this to tell me how he did it. thanks so much. one love!

Delete her from all your social media,within a short period of time,u will see yrself forgetting everything about her.As for me,I have so many issues on my head,dont even give guys room to add to my headache.I went to to my friend's house the oda day and his gf was there,he gave her much attention.But wen he brought food,if u see the way I finished the food,I said in my mind,u are too beautiful to get weighed down.That's y if am dealing wt guys some times,I don't look back cos dats what I get from them

Not true

dalaman:
As the saying goes. The day you ask a Nigerian lady out is the day you start owing her money.

Not all girls are the same,I don't ask guys fr money even when am broke.That's the last thing I do.

Lowkey wedding all the way,strictly family and close friends with maximum of 50 pple

nurse Theresa of clinic matters

any1 going from abuja on the 25th. Pls contact me if u ve correct link fr redeployment to delta state

Am also posted to yobe to camp in jigawa. who is going fr om abuja