nateevs:


Oro ti tan

c'est fini

raumdeuter:


Wait you mean the same Morata? The same striker EPL defenders will eat for Lunch?

Lol.

Nor be 90mins player. No be 90mins player. E score hattrick in 90mins away at stoke.

Chelseafan1:


Ore ti tan namesake mi. Morata ti doju ti awon olote

Walahi.. Ko si eyan mo.. Eyan gidi scarce nigboro

E nor dey score with leg.. E nor dey score with leg. E score hattrick with e leg...

Ko soro mo.

Polite dig

Flashh:
When did Eldee become a rapper?

Before you were born.

Ibime:
Batman hattrick.

Egbon Digzz, Rudiger can play ball jor.

You don't mean it..

High level analysts said he was sodje 2.0

MaziOmenuko:


That ya midfield enh! You go dey get benching headache everytime. Why not just downgrade one of the mid-priced guys to a cheap deadwood who will sit permanently on the bench and use the balance to upgrade Fabregas to Mane/Hazard maybe?



So you don't know that its when you are comfortable on top that u take risk of differentials? You handed Eriksen the armband when you are still chasing leaders. You are lucky Kane didn't score big this week, you for find yourself for bottom table.

I did have mane till he got the red. And i also hade an injury and another red so i brought in firminho and fabregas this last gw. The flop was epic captaining kane. Infact captaining kane has been reason for my poor start. All through august i was keeping fate when lukaku was firing.
. I also had gabriel jesus and de bruyne for the first 2 gws and they wey startung slow. I decide to sell and they are now firing.

eddie7:
The Italian media has released a 25-man shortlist of candidates for the Golden Boy award.

The best players on the planet under the age of 21 will battle it out to take the title, with the winner determined by a panel of 30 journalists.

Here is the full list:

Aaron Martin - Espanyol
Jean-Kevin Augustin - RB Leipzig
Rodrigo Bentacur - Juventus
Steven Bergwijn - PSV
Dominic Calvert-Lewin - Everton
Federico Chiesa - Fiorentina
Ousmane Dembele - Barcelona
Amadou Diawara - Napoli
Kasper Dolberg - Ajax
Gianluigi Donnarumma - Milan
Gabriel Jesus - Manchester City
Joe Gomez - Liverpool
Benjamin Henrichs - Bayer Leverkusen
Borja Mayoral - Real Madrid
Kylian Mbappé - Paris Saint-Germain
Emre Mor - Celta Vigo
Reece Oxford - Borussia Monchengladbach
Christian Pulisic - Borussia Dortmund
Marcus Rashford - Manchester United
Allan Saint-Maximim - Nice
Dominic Solanke - Liverpool
Theo Hernandez - Real Madrid
Youri Tielemans - Monaco
Enes Unal - Villarreal
Kyle Walker-Peters - Tottenham.

The winner of the 2017 award will be announced in October.

This is looking like an Mbappe win. Hopefully he does not turn out like his french Counterpart Martial

raumdeuter:


Some things are beyond strong head, If you have a player that your owner paid over double the world record to sign, It would be in your best interest not to get on his bad side.

If they do a census in the dressing room, dont be surprised if Neymar loyalists outnumber Cavani.
Who is Cavani in the world of football?

First all the Brazilians will side with Neymar, next who is left? Is it the Verrati and Dimaria that were moaning how they need top level talents while Cavani was still there and asking for PSG to show more ambition that will allow Cavani piss off their golden boy?

You think Sheikh Nasser paid quarter of a billion to come dey see Cavani spoil am? If you are in PSG and you like your current paycheck better start offering your GF to Neymar

Lewandoski was throwing tantrums and speaking to media 2 weeks ago, He mentioned PSG, Lewandoski plays the same position as Cavani and is younger. If Cavani is your elder brother what will you advise him? Use your tongue to count your teeth

I am 100% with you on how Cavani should take the back seat for Neymar but he should not be the one to make that decision. Which is why i solely blamed the coach for not having the experience to deal with the situation appropriately. I only sided with Cavani because he is No 1 PK taker in the team and by right, he should be taking the kicks.

All that wont work if your location services are not turned on and if the phone is switched off.

Also, in a country where everyone wants to preserve battery life, who go won turn on location that drains battery?

These days, they steal your phone, they switch it off and take it to computer village and its wiped off. Not much you can do

I am with Cavani on this whether he is toying with his career or not. he has not been told otherwise that he his no longer no 1 spot kick taker.

The coach is the problem here.
There's an order for who's responsible for spot kick in each team and when he was interviewed to clear the hair, he bleeped up. If i am not mistaken, Since Ibra left, Cavani has been on spot kick duties and if Unai did did not change the order, he created this problem.

Una cannot coach a team this expensive. He will get the sack this season

Baby o baby.. You're like medicine to me... You give me everything i need .

Timi dakolo

lalaboi:
Diggz... Oya sorry.

Oya. . Sorry Na

Diggz... Oya sorry.

diggz:



You must know the definition of a failure being an errand boi in a company named notjustok....

Oga ade....show prove of all your claims made against me or forever be the slave/never do well in notjustok..

Are you blind or something?

Seems you have nothing better to say than to recycle old jokes from your newly wedded second husband.. Sorry. Wife....

You now reason like him, type like him, cancel posts like him, i am just curious as to how he passed it on to you perhaps via a rimming session? Just remember that theres a jail term for those kind of stuffs. Dont let me expose you... Office assistant

Lol.

Truce. Phew

diggz:


Shut it already you blinking ediot....for one who thinks/claims a music video shoot in Naija will cost 9mil as at 2008.....what else can your miserable empty self say not to sound less of the phoool you are?

Cvnt...

So lame.

What kids of nairaland be doing you dey carry for head with pride... Diggz, if you nor shame for yourself. I shame for you

You be role model. Dont tell me you are failing at that too. I guess once a failure, always a failure..

diggz:


Even with your educational background....you still reason like one with the brain size of a tadpole. No wonder you suffer from so much inferiority complex....

You dolts have lied enuff.....you have been begging for my attention like a bytch on heat and it is time to treat ur fvck ups.

Liars will always be liars...as slaves will always be slaves...

You say one more shyte about my family....your miserable soul won't believe what will hit you in reality.

#enuffsaid...

See threat. . What was said about your family again? As usual you fail to grasp simple things. Everything said here is about you and your miserable self.

Ilaakaye is far from you

timbros:


Lol

Age, they say, is just a number. You just showed my how 'mature' you are.

Lalaboi is ready for you and you are running away, even complaining to me that he is insulting you directly and indirectly. Yet you are very quick to fire me insult.

Abeg I no get your time. Face lalaboi

For someone that is married and has kids. . he is really a class act. .

Just yesterday he was all modest and 'Mature'. . Today he is telling people to fvck off. . . . Hypocrites will always be hypocrites

diggz:
Some Nl manU fans on lukaku after yesterdays win with him scoring 1 and assisting 1

Burr...morata can't be talked about without mehn telling lies to score a point or a boicvnt acting like one experiencing her first menstral pain

Hello Chicken.

How can you even fail at a simple worthless job you hold in very high esteem. ... Griffon would be ashamed that his employee, a mail man, is failing to do a simple direct delivery. I wonder what qualities the illustrious Griffon saw in a wretched mind like yours. . . Perhaps the Uyo chick was an arrangee to keep your worthless job at cobhams. . . no offence Griffon.

You're so dense upstairs you cannot tell the difference between the quotes from scummies and your miserable self.. While they criticize and want improvement, your shameless self will criticize and reference another team's striker. I mean, how pathetic can one be? What is this stupidness that has fallen over you lately. . I am ashamed for you if you are not.

I will just close my eyes to anything that comes from your handle. Make person no go blind untop the rubbish you type on a daily basis.

Ibime:


Costa never got a chance to have physical battle with Mustafi that day because Arsenal totally dominated that game.

Yesterday Morata might have had 20 one-on-one duels with Mustafi and fell down each time. It is a bit worrying.

Agreed

I am sure he'll improve. Premier league is tough and physical.

Over 100 points off the pace. . . Omo. This season taya me

dopeJemi:
I am just realizing now that Morata is the only striker y'all got.. na wa oh, so what happens when he gets injured

What happens when Lukaku gets injured? Is Ibrahimovic fit yet? The rest of your attack are more like wingers than actual strikers.

Worry about your team. Ibra is not back till the new year

Ibime:


Sorry, no striker shoild be losing physical battle with fücking Mustafi.

Mustafi is one of the weakest centrebacks in EPL if not the absolute weakest.

Most strikers would flatten Mustafi. Drogba woulda sent Mustafi to hospital yesterday.

Drogba Yes!

Most strikers, i think not.

Even as physical as Costa was, The first time coming up against a Mustafi/Koscienly partnership, he was almost eaten raw. its just 12months ago. We are fond of underestimating Arsenal when it comes to playing us which is one of the reasons Conte is yet to get the better of Arsenal.

I'd listen to an excuse of Conte not learning of his past mistakes of playing Fab in a 2 man midfield against Arsenal(who seem to always play the 3-4-3 better when they face us) than Saying Morata is the fault of it all.

Morata and his physical attributes is a known weakness which is currently being worked on. Results don't happen overnight. He'll learn from the Arsenal game no doubt.

mathys:
Chelsea left frustrated


Whoever made the bolded observation on bbc site must be a dumbo dumbo too

No. You are the only one. Because Morata's physical attributes has always been spelt out on these boards and its nothing new. Why did you also not highlight where the 'person from BBC' said he 'showed some good touches'? mba No. You a

Last week you were called out over your 'I told you so' tendencies and you went numb on morata for a while. Fastforward to today, Morata does not score and Lukaku scores (He didnt play nada before the goal) and you are here posting alot and trash-talking.

You wanted Llorente to lead this team. He is busy playing back up to Kane. Why are you not reminding us that you wanted kane?

You don dey roam with the wrong crowd. You are no longer a man of your own thoughts.

Skimpledawg:
Hahhahahahhah....

What an epic response...


Lalaboi, you have a reply mail. Do well to attend to it. Don't bother signing

How is the response epic?

I am not here to be a 2 faced foool. I cannot stand it when someone is being sanctimonious. Did you see how many posts he made in the space of minutes over Morata and then wehn you call him out he acts all high and mighty?

Who cares anyway! I will continue to call him out for who he is! absolutely no shame in that!

Chickens will be chickens. . Hypocrites will be hypocrites . . Chat shiit, get banged!

Nihilist:
Lalaboi did you have another Lukaku related question to ask me sef?

No breda. .

Morata scored against everton. . Nothing less is expected from Lukaku. .

See as this goat dey hyperventilate over small thing. The same morata you are downplaying scored against everton so what tha Bleep is the fuss?

Because you are typing from another moniker does not change the way you reason. Once a dumbo always a dumbo. . you'll argue for both sides and claim to be wanting the best for Morata and then the moment he does not score you start talking shiit on the thread.

Hypocritical Arrow! Deliver the bloody mail to yourself.. . toothless mailman. .

Nihilist:


See Below my lalacious brother...

Hehehe. . I had sent the post before seeing that.. Cool

Nihilist:
Another jammy 'assist' from the sack of groceries

Lol. .
Sir Nihilist. . Any comment on Lukaku miss?