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Handzome4u: Akpos Question!!!
Imagine u are single u went out
2 buy CONDOM
Immediately u said give me CON"
then u realize your PASTOR was
behind u..
What will u add 2 d "CON" 2 save
yourself?

CONBATRIN

O yes! Good morning house.. I can see that while I was busy travelling round the world last night in my sleep with my babe, you guys were awake expecting UNIBEN to release the result.. Hmmm, wait o, make I ask, dem dey go work for night? Abi na d spiritual one una be dey wait make dem release? Make una no let me begin dey suspect una unto craft tins ooo... Anyway, SSANU and NASU don go on strike, so xpect notin for now except from JAMB and UNIBEN I.T staff if (if oooo) dem no join dem for d strike but I stil biliv somtin go happen 2moro (friday).. As for the performance, make una no worry, all of una pass. Just believe so and it shall be so cos I said so in the name of JESUS who said so long time ago..

omodave: u think say u fit scare me abi?
hope say u dey watch today match

Broda, d match dey tire me.. I just pray make we win ooo

omodave: ASUU Nasu dem dey use play like tomtom and Lama

Hahahahahahahaaahah,, omorave, I see.. E be like say u wan lose ur land kpatakpata

Jenni_angel: Hi everyone, guess wat i ate 4 dinner#winks#

O yes! Bitter leaves and indomie of course

donpapii: Fnz pls,smbdy wz argueing wit me concerning a questn abt X and Y which r salts.when exposd 2air,X increased in weight and Y turned to liquid.X and X are deliquence or X and Y are hygroscopic?

Deliquescent and hygroscopic substances both increase in weight cos they absorb moisture when exposed to air but only deliquescent substances turn into solution.. So I guess the answer is deliquescent

donpapii: it wz 7stdnts last yr.d least stdnt scored 58percent.highest 68

I don't tink dats true bro.. Though I cannot argue the exact number that was admitted cos I dnt knw it, I can tell u wit evidence dat the highest score was not 68.. Somone got 73 which was still not d highest.. What was d cut off last year cos I heard of a guy frm uniport who read anatomy and scored 52 in d screening and got admitted.. So if u gat info on how d tin dey be, pls yarn us

Jenni_angel: Wup! Wat a cold mrning, dis weather is plural. Weather 4 2 #winks# ;-)

Weather 4 2 Somebody pls put me tru. I no undastand.. How weather go dey win for where my inlaw dey! I know Temi to be very active in cold weather but dis one wen d weather dey lead, I no undastand ooo.. Abi na omodave handwork be dis? Dave, if I catch u

A very warm morning to my guys, friends, madam, sister, my very good inlaw and he that wants to buy anoda man's land.. Hope our nite was splendid..

omodave: come come young man go find were sit first an u tomtom na those security go save u that day after i don use kong fu finish ur face

Guy, forget dat tin.. Land wen Temi don buy, clear, mould block, set foundation, don even pay development fee.. Na imm u wan follow an drag, Abi? , me na good person oo, I no fit sell d same land for two pipo..except u want make my ancestors provoke

planetuzor: Wad up beautiful people...?

Unripe plantain is back.. Welcome bro..

omodave: kia u are pushing me to the wall, if i provoke.

Pushing you to the wetin?? Abeg Temi, push am through the wall, through the window, through the roof and finally through the fence to the Forest.. You wan pitch ur tent for anoda person hut, abi?

The strongest of men are not those who can smile comfortably in good times but those who still find enough strength to accommodate smiles on their faces in tougher days. Don't be overwhelmed by the problems of the day, keep smiling, you are still alive..... Believe in Nigeria, we shall make it. Happy new month and Independence day

Happy birthday to my one and only sweet babe as she clock 53 tomoro 1st of oct, 2013.. Love you Babe @ my mummy

Glory be to God for the journey mercies..

Thanks be to God for the journey mercies and successful conduct of the screening... God is indeed wonderful... It was nice meeting you @ storm, jeni, plantain, omorave, temicare and kristinia.. I really enjoyed your company.. God created you all complete

Acousticlexi: Please who has an idea if uniben requests for NYSC discharge certificate for Direct entry

Usually they do not but pray same tin apply this year.. NYSC discharge is one of d documents you are supposed to submit in JAMB office but since UNIBEN didn't specifically request for it, it MAY not be a requirement..

A safe journey to evryone coming down to Benin for the PUDE screening.. May the Good Lord guide and protect you all.. Amen

QuestC: Doctor STORM2, I dey oo...you have rightly observed my conspicuous absence on this thread. I was actually involved in an accident and the doctors had conjectured that it will keep me out of this exam. However, by the grace of God, I am recuperating. I shall register online today. Whether the devil likes it or not, I must sit for the exam.

The moment I saw your post... my spirit was lifted. No doubt, you ostensibly have a big heart! Please, do accept my profound gratitude for your inspiring concern.

May I wish you and every other person that shall be travelling for this exam a smooth and safe journey to and fro, as well as exceptional success in our post-DE exam!

A very big thanks to God for keeping you alive bro..The Devil is liar.. The Lord is your strenght.

The manchester derby is here again.. flying on my private jet to Etihad stadium in manchester to watch Manchester united vs manchester city.. I represent RED DEVILS.. UNITED FOR LIFE.. Later tins..

Success_born: As we enter this week, may God grant us understanding of whatever we read and lead us to the exact areas where the questions are coming from in Jesus' Name. HAPPY SUNDAY, FAMILY.

AMEN.. Happy sunday to you too..

Scash: Pls r peeps applyin fr medicne writing maths?

You pipo are not supposed to write ooooo but it seems uniben don make am compulsory for una... God is ur strenght..

nellyball: pls kan.i use my family acct for payment or its compulsorily my own accout?

O boy, u can use anyone wen u like.. Just get a verve or master card and ensure that the minimum balance is 3350 and follow the instruction on uniben interswitch portal..

STORM2: Thanks a lot....the way I'm seeing it I'll stay on my own. But thanks a lot for the offer I really appreciate it.
@planetuzor...I wasn't rejecting help na!! Na wa u eh!! And no I haven't booked yet? Shooo I resemble dangote pikin? Guy, uniben mathematics na die!!

My dear, the maths ennh! Heheheheehe, no be beans and moi moi ooo... And d painful tin be say, answer no dey... Inshort, am off to church to tell Baba God say that kind maths na injustice and we no want make dem set those kin question again

Success_born: You didn't miss anything at all. You're right on time. Greetings to the Queen. It's really been a while since i saw her but as 4 d P.M, he lives right nxt door 2 me.

O yes! You konw, I never knew the prime minister was your boy.. I was with him in London when he flashed you, and you responded sharply by calling him.. Lol!

#Received a call from the vc and decided to suspend the sabatical#
Greetings from the Queen and prime minister of the UK.. They wish u all success... O yes! So what did I miss?

Congrats to those that have completed their registration and in advance to those who are yet to register.. Pls be informed that there is 95 percent probability that exam centres will be changed.. So you are advised to confirm your exam centre 3-days to the exam by loging in with ur username and password.... #Going on 7-days sabatical in London# will be back 3-days to the exam

Success_born: Wassup y'all. Me travel go Jamaica but me back already. I miss una no be small. Thank God our prayas have been answered.
Completed step1 and moving ahead 2 d next step.
For the transcript, i this is d right time to start processing it 4rm school to avoid delays in posting. Or wat do yhu think?

Yeah bro.. welcom back.. I tink u shud start processing d transcript if u haven't started but as for me, my former school sent it abt 2 months ago..

We need everyone in this thread right now, so pls don't quote austin...unless you want to get banned for no reason.. Lol

Hey guys, I greet the house.. Reg officially begins 2moro and as usual, some of us might have difficulty with the interswitch payment online... You may be required to go to ur bank so as to activate ur card..(Verve/master) but that may consume some of ur time.. But if u can do dat, cool..... Cos it will save you some stress in future.. But if u can't, just walk to a business centre and tell dem what u wanna do but it they will charge you ooooo...! For those in Benin City, just waka enta any cafe, dem go do am for u shapaly without stress.. For those outside B/C, u can register anywhere so long as u have ur card activated for web tranzact..
Feel free to share ur challenges

iseoluwa89: My people join me celebrate ooo,ve been admlted in unilorin oooo via d.e,,i received d joyful msg yesterday and i also confirm from d site!!###dis is da lords doing!!!

Wow! Glory be to THE FATHER... Congratulations bro.. So happy for you. God has started answering our prayers and HE will surely perfect what HE has begun.. Congrats my chief

Handzome4u: Gud moni all my peepz..
Let's observe a day fasting and prayer tomaro for the success of our exam..

O yes! Seconded bro.. Let's set 2moro (sunday 15th sept) aside to seek God's face, pray and thank Him for exam and admission breakthrough... If God is involved, then UNIBEN would gat no choice but to admit us into our desired courses