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STORM2: *Hanging head* someone did.....
Then uniben fell that hand....so here we are.

Lol! Dem tried to fall d hand but d hand no gree fall... Still insist its out cos I saw it.. And u too saw it, didn't you?

omodave: i thought someone said the form was is out

Yap boss.. I still maintain its out.. Just excercise patience... By dis time on monday/tuesday, u will have confirmed it

Azukam1: Am back again, just dnt mind me,i just dey read only,2 type na shigbaka.
i recently read something on page 63, where LAMUEL7 said dat d form is out, but knw reference or a link 2 confirm dat, nd i knw he insist dat is out 4real, moreover, he said d registration starts on 12th of sept. Which is thursday but he said it was friday.pls LAMUEL7, if u are reading dis, give us more info so dat we will nt fail, we dnt evem knw d price of d form nt 2 talk of where 2 buy it.
Thanks, luv u all in dis House nt room again cos we don plenty.

Yea boss.. I noticed that too.. Friday is 13th, not 12th but its no fault of mine... That's how I saw it.. But for real, its out...

Temicare: I luv ur faith bro...Nofin is impossible wit God on our syd

Yes boss, with God on our side, we've made it... Faith is believing what u've not seen.... This is reality.. I've seen it.. Its on their site but u can't veiw it untill they they want you to and dat wil be 2moro or next..

chrisshado: whoa.
Please if its true, how can we get the form.
Plis u knw some of us are far. Like me, am in phc. Tanx

That is not a problem at all.. U can purchase it wherever you are with ur ATM enabled verve or master card..

iseoluwa89: Where now??

Don't worry bro... Just relax... Am sure by 2moro or next, u will confirm it.

STORM2: Haba guys....lamuel wouldn't joke about such a thing. Let's just see.

Meanwhile I got some awesome news today...
Our president sacked 9 of his ministers.

www.vanguardngr.com/2013/09/jonathan-sacks-minister-of-education-eight-others/

That's the problem with political appointment.. You can get fired by your boss at any time.. Anyway, let's hope the new ministers to be appointed will be men and women of integrity who have the interest of Nigerians at heart..... Hmmm! Oga Joe, u sure say dis no be as a result of PDP crisis? My guy wan win 2015 election by all means.. Well, dats not my biz.. PUDE on my mind.

horlarby'cee:
hmnnnn..........................................................I pray so. abi u dy prophesize?

I saw it

iseoluwa89: Broda, i want to believe you oo but biko i take God beg you...are u sure of what you are saying ??

Very sure bro..

100 percent sure By God's grace.. Just watch and see

Bro, I tell you in the name of what matters most to me, and that's God.. Registration begins on friday 12 sept to end by 2.pm 24 sept.. Exam is sat 28 sept.. I saw it, believe me.. Dnt bother going to d site cos u can't see it but its there... Just believe and start jacking like die.. U supox no say me no fit use dis kind tin take joke na.

Goodnews guys! The form is out... Screening is september 28... So happy.. Don't ask me if its true, just believe and begin to prepare.. Glory to God.

Good morning house... back from anoda one week #sabatical# I've got some goodnews for somebody this morning. If you believe it, why not holla ADMISSION

ablejoe: Hi, u guys have been doing great on this thread. I read d last five sub-sections of this thread. jj9ice didnt do well to you all, at least he should have apologised. Please room leave him alone cos when he sits alone and think, he will know that he has done wrong. As for my absence, since i was back from delsu post de exams, i've been down with malaria. I've treated it for five weeks, hoping to be healed. Just yesterday, i was told it was positive and my doctor is tired of me. Now delsu first batch admission list is out (hoping to check tomorrow) and am still up. Please pray for me as i haven't read my books for the past six weeks. Hope to join you guys again. Have a blessed weekend

Healing is yours... Take it

chrisshado: lamuel, plis wen u send it lemme knw.
Tanx
hw was ur nite.

Great boss.. U can check ur mail nw

chrisshado: Please i nid sm1 dat can buy d.e past question 4 me and send it to phc via bob izua. Please i wil pay. Tanx

Bro, u can't get uniben comprehensive DE past questions cos uniben no dey release am, but we've been able to lay our hands on some..(Frm 2006-2008).. Just drop ur e-mail address, and leave d rest mata for matias.. I guess u re applying for MBBS

STORM2: See, just leave this guy alone. Forget this matter let's just move ahead. Chemistry dey show me new styles oh u don see "markovnikov law" before?
I just saw it somewhere today oh...organic chemistry how ethyne reacts with hydrogen bromide. God dey abeg.

Markovnikov wetin?? O girl! can't even pronounce it.. Anyhow e wan be, God dey.. We hav to keep praying make God help us while we do our best...cos if He does not, dat wil mean d end of solomon ghandi..

chrisshado: Mehn nawa 4 dis family wey i get here o.
U guys didn't hear 4rm me 4 wks n nobody border ask.
No issues o.
Hapi bday in aries at storm

Chief, abeg no vex.... Apologies on behalf of d house.. We tot u went on sabatical..lol! Hope you are good.. Welcome back

jj9ice: infact, i dont have time to wash up ur madness, i just pray u get healed b4 u are admiteed if really u qualify to be a DE candidate, infact , i have to comot here b4 i would bite by this mad DOG

Lol... Can you imagine!! One does not need any explanation to be convinced that this guy is indeed schizophrenic and as such needs a proper psychomedical analysis and cerebrocortical diagnosis..

jj9ice: please hold ur peace, im not novice on nairaland and in this forum and mind u, I DONT KNOW IT IS A FAMILY AFFAIRS. please i dont need ur reply, 'keep it and eat it

Pls bro, With all due respect, save yourself some embarrassment... I don't need to analyse your post cos it doesn't make sense academically, technically and otherwise.. I advise you keep quiet cos the more you post, the more you reveal your weakness.. I didn't mean any insult and neither did others.. Its just unfortunate that you didn't get the message and do not want to....See bro, we love one another here and all we do is give information that can be of help... If you joined politely, we would welcome you.. I think you are matured enough to blend with people considering the fact that you are a DE applicant, if you truly are cos your english can only but make one doubt.. Don't get offended cos u started it when u tried to judge Temi's level of intelligence as a DE applicant with your bad english and subsequent blunders...

jj9ice: nawa, see the level of intelligent of DE student? question for question . who am I?! nawa, see the level of intelligent of DE student? question for question . who am I?! nawa, see the level of intelligent of DE student? question for question . who am I?!

Hey boy, dats very rude of you. You badged into the house without any introduction.. You didn't even acknowledge anyone, and here u are taking a swipe at somebody who was kind enough to even reply to ur post.. You were very wrong to have responded the way you did, and I tink you should immediately apologise to Temi and then to the house...

Remember now thy Creator in the days of thy youth... Bros and sis, let us today do all we can to praise and please God cos He is the reason we are still alive.. Good morning

Me tired of waitin oooo,, abeg anyone wit useful info on why dis pipo no wan advertise? Me running out of patience oooo

Jenni_angel: yes nau i av to cus he wanted to take wat rightfully belongs to u, abi he nr dey fear face

Who dash monkey banana? Lol

Jenni_angel: ok! Oya! Lamuel kill dat cow, success-born wash dat tripot and set it on d fire, planetuzor slice d cabbage, carrot, long beans and capsicums. Lamuel wen u finish with dat, go 2 d hall decorate and arrange d chairs, i want a round table with 5 chairs each. Fast fast b4 oga finish bathing

I don suffer no be small..

omodave: enhen were is that young man TOMTOMCARE let host our celebrant with a mini party. This is the order of the program u TOMTOMCARE d DJ, JENI ORGANISER inquote the food testament she be incharge, plantain i mean planetuzor the MC, U LAMA i mean lamuel7 for asking her how many boyfriend she has knowing that is ME I AND MYSELF ALONE, u will clean the chairs and some work meet jeni for morework and other s u are to sing the birthday song has both cut the cake . I want all this done b4 i take my bath

See omodave dey giv himself hope.. Who tell u say na ONLY YOU AND YOU ALONE? For ur info, u be No 18 for the list..lol

omodave: LAMUELLLLLLLLLLLLLL, how many times did i call u?

Hahahahahah... Bros na once oooo with many L... Lol!

STORM2: Hey!!! Wake up all of u!!! Its september 2nd!
Its my birthday today. Oya oya show some love, bake me a cake and sing a birthday song to moi!

I'm really grateful to God for yet another birthday thank God for health and life. #azonto#

Wow! Happy birthday to God's own personal daughter.. Happy birthday to you. Wish u double double portion that will take you to your next levels..
Admission......double double
Good health.....double double
Ego (money).......double double
Longlife ..........double double
Peace.........double double
Fullfilment....double double
Boyfriend.... Choose from any of these options...(A. Single. B. Double. C. Triple. D. Multiple.)

Happy birthday... Carry our cake come screening ooooo..

Temicare: I ask 4 God’s BRAIN 2 DRAIN away d
RAIN of PAIN in your life &
fall RAIN of GAIN on u so dt u will OBTAIN
And b ORDAIN 2 do His will nt turn into VAIN.
The Lord will take AWAY
Every DELAY on our admission dis year
As we hv a 1derful March …
into d month of September
However,...
Just Like the Eagle,
We’ll fly Like Gold,
We'll be Valued Like the Sun,
We'll shall shine bright Like the river,
We'll shall flow unlimited Like the Palm Tree,
We'll shall Flourish into d world in greatness like Money,we'll shall be Useful in our society
Hapy New Month my Family frm difr parent …
I remain ur boy...d ever carin temi

Nice one bro.. Happy new month to you.. Happy september to all

Temicare: Halfu2nu ooo my broda...mr lamuel...u c dis one talk ooo...ur prediction fit b correct ooo....Uniben must 2 hasten their admission process ni ooo ...last yr..na independence day d admission list show hin beautiful face oo...mayb e go happen lyk dat dis year ooo..#i pray so#....i wish i can b given divine expo on wat will come out in exam...i go dey happy ni...laziness dey do me ooo

Bros, I tink say na only me ooooo. Laziness don marry me no be small.. I don dey plan to divoice but d more uniben dey delay, d more d marriage dey sweet..lol! I need somtin to ginger me ooo and its notin dan the form is out.. Gbam!

My pipo, I dormo for una.. E don clear say UNIBEN wan set us up cos no mata d mata, dem MUST finalize admission mata on or B4 oct 31 gbam! So as e be now, na only 2 months con remain... Make e no com be say dem catch us dey sleep, so my pIpO, make una intensify jakin as neva b4 cos d time wen dem go giv to take sell d form go dey very short, and d xam fit set by 2nd or 3rd saturday of september.. Na so I see am oooo.. Una gOOd am foR afterNoon

Hello house, I greet you all.. # back frm sabatical#