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mgcleo:
it's been ages. miss u guys. love u all

Mcgleo.....

My people my people....

Wow! can't bliv this page still exist. Iol!! e don tey??

congrats to those of us that have graduated specially citing Jenni-angel my beautiful sister..

I guess its time for the page to come alive again... where is Storm

UNIBEN is one skul dat adhere to the FMOE/NUC admission guidelines of MERIT, CATCHMENT and ELDS. Ur admission is not dependent on ur high score or grades alone. If u scored high wit a good result, ur chances are high but not a guarantee, like I said, oda tins do play. All u guys shud be doing is to pray to whoever u serve for d rules to favour you. As for The MBBS peeps, urs is complicated cos the admission quota is always less, so u guys gat to pray hard.. God can make them review policies for ur sake.. If u score below 72 and u re not from catchment or ELDS , hmmmm! Only God can say but I will tel u sincerely to Zero ur mind but things can change if God wants them to. I greet the house

comfort48: hey nice hearing frm.pls I knw u wrote de last year and got admitted into medicine. Am an aspirant of same course,pls can u drop sum success tips on hw u did it cus I knw no info is too small.hw many questions in total and hw many questions per subject and then was there maths. Tanx in anticipation

Nice to hear frm u 2... the sure way to succeed is adequate preparation with God on your side. Get urself prepared to answer questions frm eng,bio,phy,chem,maths and current affairs. Send a pm.

Wishing every member of tjhis thread success in the PUDE. Waiting for your testimony

Hello my wonderful brothers and sisters, happy new year to you all... I cant believe i was able to stay dis long without halaring my wondaful NL peeps.... Abeg make una forgive me my ogas and madams at d top, my fones embarked on an indefinate journey, e go soon return...lol! Wanna appreciate all of u for ur concern and care..... A very big thanks to mummy storm. She called to know what was happening.... I miss u too my oga theprof... U guys are really wondaful. Happy birthday to oga asselloty...llnp man! Miss u all.... Welcome to 2014

rationalmind: Everything about that publication appears false.

Here are my salient observations

1. The "after ASUU strike" does not make sense. Uniben won't publish a school time table and include "after ASUU strike". Whoever drafted it wanted it to look as real as possible but he goofed.

2. Students don't resume back to school after xmas break. It doesn't make sense. Once students r given xmas break, the break extends till the turn of the year.

3. According to the publication, students will be in school doing revision on 31st n 1st of the new year. That's utterly impossible.

4. After revision, students are normally given one free week or two before exam commences not three days as the publication stipulates

5. To cap it all off, the news isn't on uniben website.
Whoever drafted it in my opinion did a very bad job.
Disclaimer: This is just my opinion. I may actually be wrong. However, I seriously doubt if I am.

The calender is genuine but its not gonna work.. One week is gone already na...

STORM2: Shoo!!!! I'm surprised oh. Nobody is dancing? Come out and celebrate joo.....

Dancing tins oooo!!

ASUU and FG cannot stop my dance

@ anselloty, I sight you ooooo...

Where have you been??

wisemania: Gudday ppl,does any 1 here have d slightest idea as 2 wen uniben wud be resuming...coz i got some info dat we'll be rytin our igzamz com jan 7th....or am i the only one here dat is confused?

UniBen has resumed... According to the FG directives but no meaniful thing is going on... We keep praying for ASUU to call off the strike before xmas so that they can conclude 2012/2013 calender by february at most...

Illuminated for Domination...

Receive exceeding grace to make exceedingly great..

You are not programmed to travail..

You are destined to prevail..

Shiloh 2013..... Exceeding grace

I-am-Winner:
Greetings!
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What a desertd thread!

Greetings to you too man!!

Thread not deserted!! We are still here but in the spirit...lol

thebest003: My school gave me statement of result (OND) Wil uniben accept it in place of original certificate for clearance

Definately since the original certificate is not out yet... But they might ask you to present your transcript, so get it ready... Just incase

Hehehehehe!! Gan! Gan!
Nigeria Civil War II
who is gonna be the victor this time?
The last time wen e happen, dem say na ASUU win, so let's see if they can defeat the FG again...
Next week go sweet die... Lol!!!
If ASUU wins, the fact dat presido Gluck govt is a waek one will be confirmed... Gan! Gan! But if FG wins, that will be the end of ASUU in Nigeria cos they (Nigeria's finest minds) will have to bury their head in everlasting shame....
So ladies and Gentleboys, make we relax our mind so dat we go enjoy the fight.. Lol!
Good morning all!!

The thread is alive again... Una do well oooooo!!!
Greetings to all the old men and women as well as d new guys in da house..... As we keep praying for our UI and FUNAAB brodas and sisters... They will surely share their testimony..
Where is Temicare my inlaw??
Where is Omodave the suitor??
Where is Storm the Vitreous woman??
Where is Danox the Doctor??
Where is Jenni-angel my sister??
Where is plantain my man??
Where is Quest C my barrister??
Where is theprof the money maker??
Where is Odizey the professor??
Where is Kristirian my Friend??
And all oda wondaful dudes too numerous to mention
Miss you all!!

danox: Good afternoon all.How are we doing?I hope you are having an exciting day.Pls are we still going to tender our first degree original certificate during clearance or is it just only the trancsript that will be needed?One needs to know so that one gets it ready before then.

Statement of result is ok for now... Though some stubborn officers may request for transcript.....but if u hav ur original cert already, no qualms cos u will still hav to submit it or ur transcript in 500 level...

How far na?

I received with great joy yesterday the news of the confirmation as a medical doctor of our dearly beloved sister and mama... Dr storm.. By UNN.. I was so happy that I forgot to eat even till now (no believe oooo).. I must say a very BiiiiiG congratulations to her.. She is one person I would have loved to study with in UNIBEN, but all the same, Glory be to GOD..
I want to openly appreciate all her effort and assistance given to me during the course of prep for the exam... If I tell u d numerous materials and info wen dis beautiful girl sent to me, u go help me naked salute her for junction!!!

I thank God for you dearie... May the name of GOD be praised!!!!!!!!

Awaiting more testiomies from our UI brodas and sisters

Good morning all!!

@ Dr.storm,, a very BIG congratulations!!! So happy for you.. May God be praised..

And to all others admitted, congratulation!!!

God is good! O yes! He is good!

Theprof: cnt do witot Reading n Solving since my Secondary sch days bt yet am nt RATIN AS FIRSTman al my posibu best 2 b d best in UNIBEN DIRECT EXAM infact sum ppl dust me no b smal tin ooo n even my ADVANCE DIPLOMA cgp ws 4.16 stl 1guy n lady had 4.66& 4.79 ... Oh LORD plss cm speak 4me.. Xoxo painful @tyms... Cnt even wait wl resume fully n 2 show my status... Hmmm... Theprofbaba whn u go stop READING Self?. Wel wel wel am stl fightin 2 b d best... Missss u @LAMUEL

My man, miss you too bro.. Exam is never a true test of knowledge.. You are already who you are irrespective of ur pude score.. Evry1 is a genius in his/her own way... I sent u a pm... Have u seen it?

wisemania: your are turning me on
BIOLOGICALLY--

lol!! Temicare will turn you off combatically and slapologically

rationalmind: Lol, yea. Satisfied

Satiswetin So u wan use style declare ur interest, abi? No yawa!! But I don already chop her bride price oooo,, (from Temicare my inlaw)... I no wan sell d same plot of land giv 2 pipo... U hear I can't fit for trouble.. Lol!

Jenni_angel: My polytechnic just gave me admission for HND. I still give God d glory

Congrats Jane!!
Double portion tins manifesting!!
Next levels activated!!!

Happy birthday plantain... Many glorious years ahead

danox: @Lamuel thanks.Have you printed your Letter of Admission?.If yes,,how much did you buy the card and where did you get it?

Yes doc, I have... You gat to but the JAMB e-facility scratch card from the nearest jamb office wit d sum of 1k... Then proceed to print the 2-page admission leta.. One for you, d oda for uniben

HumbleServant: MY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATN VENUES
Those in Lagos; Go to No.13 Saibu Street @ maza-maza(My uncle & his wife will attend to u.
Those in BENIN; Go to uniben maingate, d security man will attend to u. I hav instructd him.
Those @ AGBOR, go to Royal Courtyard hotel. I hav paid for evertin u need there.
Those @ AUCHI, come to Daddy's Lodge(i am there celebratin) opp Golden Palace,Sabo Area.
Those @ Abuja, go to any of d Army Baracks & ask aftr my Uncle; Colnel Chris Asiwe. He is incharge of my Abuja venue.
Finally, for those @ NAIRALAND,
kindly come online by 2pm, there will be alot of gifts, i mean it and don't ask me what. One Luv!

Happy birthday my real guy... Wishing u LLnP!!
I really missed a lot ooo.. NEPA dey dull my style..
Hope u had a blast!!! Notin do you bro

danox: Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I have been admitted for MBBS BY UNIBEN O.I CANT BELIEVE MY EYES.Jesus be praised forever more.The first time I checked I actually made use of my C3 phone not knowing that it does not have the capacity to display such info.I just checked using my bros system.Lo and behold the good news popped up.My Joy knows no bounds tonight.

Wow! Congratulations my man!! #So happy#
All thanks to God...
More testimonies to follow IJN.. Amen

planetuzor: First of ALL.
I want to Thank THE GOD Of Heaven and of Earth
I want to Thank JESUS the redeemer of my Life
I want to Thank the Holy Spirit the one who's been leading me all through my Life
Thank The God OF My Parents
Thank God for his Angels who has been messenger of good, bringing good news and ensuring the success the Lord had promised me to comes to pass.
Thank My Pastors In Daystar Christian Centre For Praying for me.
Thank My Family Friends for praying for me
Thank nairalander for keeping me updated on every issues pertaining to the admission things
Thank seun for a site like nairaland
Thank Storm2, Jenny,Ancelloty,Omodave,AbleJoe,Non1,temicare,Athena, Mgcleo,kristian, Lamuel,Odizeey,Adex, and EVERYBODY _____________(fill in the gap if i skipped ur name. over happines isnt making me recall some names nw).

HAVE JUST BEEN OFFERED ADMISSION FOR STATISTICS!!!!!!!

What more can I say. UNIBEN HERE I COME, and note, am not coming alone, am flying on the wings of the Holy Spirit and am coming with the host of Angels to ensure I break the record. First Class in Statistic is the GOAL..



On my knees now singing GLORY GLORY to GOD MOST High.

Congratulations my man!!
All thanks to God..
So happy for you man!

optimiza: first hand info so wen ut hapens we wont b unaware. try ignore admission status in jamb site.uniben is yet to offer admission in both PUME N PUDE. university admission board uab wich is made up of many profs including my own prof revealed uniben is yet to constitute a committee to dat effect. pume candidate ar much more dan direct entry so de must conclude theirs first b4 DE.dat info in jamb site is random as som peopl dat score 44 got admission whereas som wit 60 in suposedly non-comptitiv area dint.am sure uniben will neva consider admission for 44 score
granted,not until uniben waep carries ur admission status its stil null n void. quote me

Really!!!
Hmmm! Well, I don't wanna dispute any opinion but I want to ask you dis question... Are you aware that JAMB released a statement commending UniBen for being the first school to submit admission list during the first admission excercise done at UNIUYO btw august 26-30 or so...?? So bros, as regards pume dudes, UNIBEN is almost 100 percent done and dusted..
For d DE, I can't say anytin yet cos I dnt wanna post what I don't know... But I doubt if JAMB will just wake up one morning and begin to upload names without receiving any list or somthing like that from UNIBEN...

Jenni_angel: well said

Na so my sista...

@Oga theprof, did u see my pm?

Good morning evry1

So na to hold d transcript thight till dey resume, abi? No yawa!! Thanks for d info.. @storm and anselloty

STORM2:
Wow!!!! So they've started accepting transcript? And I'm here talking about strike....
Mtchewww
Success to all of u jare...no let them loss your transcript oh! Cos na fight I go fight dem...@Lamuel and co shey u hear?

Lol!! My sista, no be small tin ooo..

[quote author=Theprof]Tnx 4 d Info... Bt guy i told u 2 inbox me whre exactly u dey bt al dsame my sch wl help me forward it 2maro...al d guys i met inside sch ws mislead me...I kno fel kil myself ooo... I just dey reach house nw nw...


Eya!! Sorry abt d stress.. I no see ur msg for my box bro, but av sent u a new pm.. Reply asap!!!