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jamesxay:
Thank you my brother. But where did you see that I wrote "I chop her"? What is your problem, Don't furious me like the other op from two weeks ago.

Oya swear u neva taste her

stevmatt15:
Straight your comment abeg
Ee too bend

Wetin bend in my comment?
Maybe na ur head bend

lefulefu:
op if u are shouldering their financial responsibilities they are using u
anyway[b] use a condom and be wary of kissing and breathing on each other"s faces[/b]

Chairman trust.

scoundrel:
Boredom is a bad thing. This is why I’m using the lockdown period effectively. This hot afternoon, see what someone chose to compose instead of making himself useful.

See dis one that luks like Buffalo.
Tell me one or two things u av achieve so far than having upto 1000 comments on an acct open on Wednesday February 19, 2020 . It shows how jobless u are even b4 lockdown.
Didirin oponu akidanidani

zezinando:
Hello everyone, my sister just called me now that Benson, Agric in ikorodu is under attack by the 1 million boys... Pls the security agencies shld swing into action ooo

Which security agency u are talking about?
Am much sure is not NPF.
NPF I no will come after the operation.

OBO ofe (Awuff pvssy)
Cos the babe always come for banging nothing else. She no dey demand at all.
Na only servicing she need from me

Dear brother,
As per government lockdown directive to contain the spread of cov-19 in our society, the following are my experience so far with ladies:

1. 55% of my female friends on facebook that hardly reply my message whenever I say hi to them and now send me account number.
Abeg I be Federal government?
Hunger na bad thing oooooooooo

2. 70% of ladies have met before, exchange contact with, try to call but will never pick or try to chat on whatsapp but we never reply now calling me on whatsapp as a result of boredom.

3. Some of my crush that have make advance to but forming before cov-19 are now crushing on me just to get some financial assistant. They are fvcking broke .
They think I be Akpan and Oduma

4. We all no as some gals dey form. There are dis two pretty ladies have been chasing up & down my neighbourhood but they keep turning me down. Right now, both of them are in my house. One is cooking while the other one is washing my cloths. Am very sure of twosome this afternoon after they are done. before I can give them any dime. Their fada

5. Three of my ex are now disturbing me with calls since last two weeks. one of them is asking if we can continue our relationship, while the remaining are requesting a visit to my place all because will stay in the same town.
Hey!!!! In this lockdown
Am very sure hunger don dey resist their brain back to normal.

Can't you now see cov-19 is a blessing in disguise in some area ?
But I still pray it leaves my fatherland (Nigeria) soonest.


Yours sincerely,
Landmark86.

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Am smelling another two weeks lockdown for Lagos, Abuja and Ogun. With Kano Joining them soon.

Chatflick:
I'm not but let's know what is happening

Keep quite i no ur mind.

donbachi:
not like the proceed from this will put food on their table for 1year..people sef.

Exactly.
They also need to be quarantine self.

A friend send me this on whatsapp. Never no how true it is.
People picking up used face-masks and washing them to re-sell to unsuspecting public for use.
Let be more careful on the type of face mask we are buying or the one people are giving us.
Please let this information be spread.
We will not be a victim in Jesus name (amen).

I don't want to comment before but I need to say this because sum1 pple wants to give we christians bad name.

We have heard of some great men of God in the past like Apostle Joseph Babalola (CAC), Orimolade (C&S),Pa Josiah Akindayomi (Redeemed Church) that really work deeply with God but during their era dey neva make false prophecy.

Today will the like of Pst Adeboye, Bishop Oyedepo, Pst Kumuyi. Non of these man of God listed never & will never make prophecy that God tell them that so so person will die. Expect if they are decreeing judgement upon the evils of the land.

But nowadays will have them many.
Yahoo pastors full everywhere with guessing work.
Many fake prophecies they have declared. But is only the one they guess right u see dem showing the clips.

Na so one talk so years back dat Sai Baba will not finish his first tenure, what a joke.
Today baba is running 2nd tenure heal & healthy which makes IPOB called baba Jubril .