landmark86:
Dear brother,
As per government lockdown directive to contain the spread of cov-19 in our society, the following are my experience so far with ladies:

1. 55% of my female friends on facebook that hardly reply my message whenever I say hi to them and now send me account number.
Abeg I be Federal government?
Hunger na bad thing oooooooooo

2. 70% of ladies have met before, exchange contact with, try to call but will never pick or try to chat on whatsapp but we never reply now calling me on whatsapp as a result of boredom.

3. Some of my crush that have make advance to but forming before cov-19 are now crushing on me just to get some financial assistant. They are fvcking broke .
They think I be Akpan and Oduma

4. We all no as some gals dey form. There are dis two pretty ladies have been chasing up & down my neighbourhood but they keep turning me down. Right now, both of them are in my house. One is cooking while the other one is washing my cloths. Am very sure of twosome this afternoon after they are done. before I can give them any dime. Their fada

5. Three of my ex are now disturbing me with calls since last two weeks. one of them is asking if we can continue our relationship, while the remaining are requesting a visit to my place all because will stay in the same town.
Hey!!!! In this lockdown
Am very sure hunger don dey resist their brain back to normal.

Can't you now see cov-19 is a blessing in disguise in some area ?
But I still pray it leaves my fatherland (Nigeria) soonest.


Yours sincerely,
Landmark86.

Generalnomercy:
Any man carrying unnecessary women liabilities now is a great fool.

Women are nothing but like some toilets used by as many as possible that needs them.


few have dignity but the rest Na scum.

landmark86:
Dear brother,
As per government lockdown directive to contain the spread of cov-19 in our society, the following are my experience so far with ladies:

1. 55% of my female friends on facebook that hardly reply my message whenever I say hi to them and now send me account number.
Abeg I be Federal government?
Hunger na bad thing oooooooooo

2. 70% of ladies have met before, exchange contact with, try to call but will never pick or try to chat on whatsapp but we never reply now calling me on whatsapp as a result of boredom.

3. Some of my crush that have make advance to but forming before cov-19 are now crushing on me just to get some financial assistant. They are fvcking broke .
They think I be Akpan and Oduma

4. We all no as some gals dey form. There are dis two pretty ladies have been chasing up & down my neighbourhood but they keep turning me down. Right now, both of them are in my house. One is cooking while the other one is washing my cloths. Am very sure of twosome this afternoon after they are done. before I can give them any dime. Their fada

5. Three of my ex are now disturbing me with calls since last two weeks. one of them is asking if we can continue our relationship, while the remaining are requesting a visit to my place all because will stay in the same town.
Hey!!!! In this lockdown
Am very sure hunger don dey resist their brain back to normal.

Can't you now see cov-19 is a blessing in disguise in some area ?
But I still pray it leaves my fatherland (Nigeria) soonest.


Yours sincerely,
Landmark86.

scoundrel:
Boredom is a bad thing. This is why I’m using the lockdown period effectively. This hot afternoon, see what someone chose to compose instead of making himself useful.

landmark86:


See dis one that luks like Buffalo.
Tell me one or two things u av achieve so far than having upto 1000 comments on an acct open on Wednesday February 19, 2020. It shows how jobless u are even b4 lockdown.
Didirin oponu akidanidani

lefulefu:
op if u are shouldering their financial responsibilities they are using u
anyway[b] use a condom and be wary of kissing and breathing on each other"s faces[/b]

scoundrel:

E pain, abi? E pain you well well. Good. Go and do something with your life.

scoundrel:

E pain, abi? E pain you well well. Good. Go and do something with your life.

Greatzeus:

This is why it's not good to judge. You jump on someone's thread talking trash. Whereas you are the one who has been the Jobless one, practically living on Nairaland.
1000 plus comments in about a month? Damn