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micronut:
Hmn..........one too many! conversiousness

He must be a good cook too.

KingTom:
No be politics go separate us na I knew you before elections, I will know you after elections, no be the biblical "Know" I dey talk about o

So what were u talking about?

My dream man must be.....


Patient
Hilarious
Sexy
Handsome with 10 packs body
God fearing
Wealthy
Righteous
Caring
Loyal
Smart
Intelligent
Not a stalker
Famous
Holy
Gentle like a dove
Bold like a lion
Romantic

Nd......wait I'm coming

KingTom:
Read what you just wrote now

U see, I didn't just post it....I posted it some weeks ago.

Even if guys are attacking me here cos I'm a lady....I don't really care.

I'm only worried about our future....I'm worried dat we might find ourselves in an unfavorable situation in the future. As it is now, GEJ is not supposed to be an option again, but with Buhari in the picture, we don't have a choice.
I'm not forcing people to vote for him...we all av our choices.



Even if I write a whole textbook against Buhari, his supporters would still vote for him.....likewise GEJ.

What will be will be no matter what.

@focus7.....I don't listen to the noise of d market. If u're not happy with what I wrote, go nd creat ur own thread speaking against GEJ...don't make unnecessary issue out of things.

This is politics section....we're free to post what we want...
There so many thread against Jonathan nd PDP's are not making unnecessary issue out of it.

If u don't like what I wrote.....fine! There're so many thread on politics section..kindly click on the one dat suit u. #Kapish#

@KingTom....I wrote dis epistle cos I'm sure some people would still come here to rant. If you don’t like me again because of this topic, fine.

KingTom:
Just read your post

What's wrong with it?

Trypa:
Dave just brought mi bck with immediate flight

Hope u didn't fight with dat mumu boy?

Gud too ave u back *hugs her nd her beautiful baby*

Oh! Dat stewpid boy...no I didn't figh with him, I don't need to fight with fools like him.

Ao're u? Nd ao was ur trip?

KingTom:
I expected better from you

How do u mean?

Okay.

Hope they're not killing innocent people?

If dis are truly the lifeless body of the bokoharam...hehehe "it calls for celebration oo"

*enters like a prodigal daughter*

*sneaks into the living room* *shocked to see big sis charijee nd husby JeffreyJames playing with their daughter*

*tip toes inside the kitchen* *sighs* Thank God I'm safe here...*hears a strange sound coming out of d store*
*tip toes to d entrance...peeps* *sees daveP sipping Trypa* "what the fvck!! Thought dis gal has relocated to political section" uhhh!

*tip toes to the next room....whooosh! "lemme rest here for a while" *some1 comes in all a sudden....oh! It's dre11 nd an unknown gal*

Ooops! I forgot this is not my room...*apologizes to both of em...cos d lady is already sending arrows through her eyes*

*walks quickly out of the room....peeps into the library" susrite is there as usual...*shrugs* "dis guy nd books...wait a min! is he a professor?"

*walks across the hall....sees sis Cheriepet nd 3Dimension's room* *soliloquy* where on earth are this couple?.

I wonder where seunfavour, toniro, akinsadeez, Nickymezor, Princesschi, SexySapphire nd MzLaurel are?

*enters my room....*sighs* "atlast! I can av some rest after a very long day"

Hmm! Dat lady might av plan B too.

No matter how late it is....I'm happy that NIGERIA would soon be free of BOKOHARAM"

Dunno why d APC's are complaining, don't u want BOKOHARAM to leave our country?
GMB promised to get rid of them immediately he gets to the throne ...GEJ is doing just dat while on the throne.

Let's forget about politics, we really need to give GOD thanks.

saintopus:
What if the support is for APC?

He would hail the OPC...that's politricks for u.

Ilekeh:
What makes you think that she's not being rap..ed?

I hope not

Buhari be like......"Jonah waiten na, rain don dey fall under roof?"
Jonathan....."Kul down dude, I'm only trying to be funny"

I wish

lol @ dat pics.....Buhari be like "hmm! Try any funny thing, na me go first kill u"
Jonathan be like "chaii! Hope dis guy no put bomb for body ooo"

Awww! Poor woman
Thank God she wasn't raped.

If it were to be in India...hmmmm!

gregg2:
If not for Fayose how would Nigerians
have known that the APC were lying to us?

Abi oo.

Dunno why I love Fayose's character....he needs to be more careful though.

Awww! Ladies like me are not supposed to see this

I can kill people with my mouth *Like a Lawyer* but I can't kill with my hands. *pukes*

baralatie:
ehn now!
she bring her own candidate,I bring my own candidate.
kwanu!
election start!

Hehehe! Ah swear, u won't live long to see the result.

Trypa:
Hey u r been harsh on lanicky she did nothing to u

U aren't even behaving mature, do u knw if u will leave d world b4 her? U gat no ones life in ur hand God does so kip shh n watch

Oh! Trypa dear, u shouldn't av answered him jare.
*holds her* let's go to our family house

baralatie:
na for on top of the bed we go start the campaign and the election!elemi lo.ma las

Lol. Politics on bed

MsPat:
Isi gini? See them.....boyfriend snatcher!
My boyfriend isn't allowed to talk to ms lanicky....next thing i know they invite me to child dedication. Abeg o...

Lol

Ipledge:
why can't u get my number and sms it to me,why her bf

I already av ur number....it's 080 419 419 33

2dice:
what of when he opens the pot and he Screammmmmss
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY...
Maybe been a year you guys started dating..
Buh TB Joshua.. Don dey come already

Lmao....we would tell him to pray for both us.

Ipledge:
boy friend snatcher...I can see you from many miles away

I'm a prophetess

2dice:
why Mr Joshua
it could be a new xperiment is tryna perform

To conduct deliverance na.

No normal guy would do dat.

MsPat.....biko! Forward his number to me lemme help u forward ur commandments to him via sms.

Na to go call pastor TB Joshua asaply...

Death is not the best option for u....u never can tell what would happen tomorrow, it might be an awsome thing. HELL IS REAL!! My advice

Btw....I showed my friends this topic nd here is their advice
*whispers* ignore their advice pls.

1st gal....don't kill urself oo, today is not the end of life.

2nd gal.... Jump down from the last floor of a 24 storey building.

3rd gal....Drink hypo.

They won't let me sleep if I refuse to type dis. Lol

Yes! But one might regret later tho