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Jokes Etc › Nollywood Best, Featuring.......akpos. by lanxlot(op): 1:38pm On Nov 22, 2014

A movie producer was using
someone's house to shoot a
movie.
They needed someone to act
the role of a GateMan.
The HouseBoy of the house
Akpos was offered some
money to act the role.
The director gave Akpos a
brand new cutlass and told him to
act the part where he'll chase the
star actor who was acting the role
of a thief.
The Director said; If you hear
me
say "action" you should run
after
him, just do as I say. Did you
hear me?.
Akpos nodded in affirmation.
The Director shouted;
"Action".
The star actor took off.
Akpos started chasing him
round
the compound.
When they got to the fence,
the
director shouted; "Cut, cut,
cut".
what do you think happened next? and who
is to blame?

Celebrities › Re: Celebrities And Their Greatest Phobias by lanxlot(m): 1:29pm On Nov 22, 2014

isacolukay:
I have a serious phobia for heights. I fear dat tin pass anytin.

dats what we call....acrophobia, u can get over it through counter-conditioning....cux most phobias r learned.

Celebrities › Re: Celebrities And Their Greatest Phobias by lanxlot(m): 1:27pm On Nov 22, 2014

armadeo:
Let me explain what happened. Many of this celebs didn't understand the meaning of the term phobia so the interviewer simply asked them what do you fear most or what are you afraid of
Voila you get answers like failure, divorce, porverty miniskirt e.t.c.

Haha, u dun kill dem actresses.

Pets › Re: Owning A Dog Is Fast Becoming A Norm In My Local, I Dont Know About Yours. by lanxlot(op): 8:37pm On Nov 21, 2014

lol.

Pets › Owning A Dog Is Fast Becoming A Norm In My Local, I Dont Know About Yours. by lanxlot(op): 8:00pm On Nov 21, 2014*

it isn't unusual to find dogs here and there around My neighbourhood. I am not talking about the pale-harmless-type we see often, I am referring to 'gigantic-hungry-looking-dogs. these days, the owners aren't satisfied keeping them at home, you see them perambulating, walking up and down, alongside their dogs. whether it is an act of intimidation, Only gaining awareness, or whatsoever their motives are, I do not know. just Imagine boarding a cab, On entering, u discover that the person adjacent to you have one of such dogs in the cab.....i bet you wount be at ease until you alight from the cab.

Sports › Re: Is Equatorial Guinea Nemesis For Nigeria? by lanxlot(m): 4:45pm On Nov 21, 2014

nickxtra:
It is just a mere coincidence. Don't forget that we were already on this road before Equatorial Guinea replaced Morocco as host.

if this Was a research topic, one can assert that a correlation exist between Nigerian's failure in sporting event and Equatorial Guinea.

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by lanxlot(m): 4:07pm On Nov 21, 2014

luxanne:
Good afternoon all,

Am here to announce to y'all that we'l be needing 15 contestants for this event as we need a number we can contain.

As it stands now, we've got 11 couples, hence, 4 more couples to go afterwhich there'l be no more entrance.

Thank you for your co-operation thus far

Tag: Tashamania

Lanicky, am waiting for seun for confirmation o , you better hurry now while stock last

clears throat.....biko, use d word partner, rada dan couple. d sound of it didn't go down Well with me.

Celebrities › Re: Celebrities And Their Greatest Phobias by lanxlot(m): 12:09pm On Nov 21, 2014

what's phobia huh

Its an irrational Fear. I dnt think failure should be On d list. evri1 wants to succeed, Hence, Its rational.

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Celebrities › Re: Celebrities And Their Greatest Phobias by lanxlot(m): 12:05pm On Nov 21, 2014

adanduka:
LALA YOU DESERVE SOME MONTHLY SALARY FROM SEUN.
You're good at what you do.

mayb...but seun no send am work, ur muzzle go let dem no muv this thing 2 F.p.....dats btw, chai, tonto no get phobia for rape huh

Politics › Re: JTF Averts Bomb Blast In Kano....see PIX by lanxlot(m): 11:47am On Nov 21, 2014

SirHouloo:
Please, how many vehicles can they successfully ransacked daily o. The issue isn't security but an animalistic trait that has diffused into some ethnical and religious inclinations.

we should ist be greatful to God 4 the interception made.

Politics › Re: Photo, Obama Support Buhari For 2015 Election by lanxlot(m): 11:37am On Nov 21, 2014

chamboy:
I don't Care who Obama's supports. All I care is my vote
And it's goes to GMB/oby

ur vote wen de count Or d 1 wen neh de count huh

Politics › Re: Photo, Obama Support Buhari For 2015 Election by lanxlot(m): 11:15am On Nov 21, 2014

criously, even buhari knows he wount emerge victorous, even if d devil ITSELF got his back. all this stress aint worth it......Its nt gona av any effect. obama's gay-right failed in flying colour in Nigerian, this one also is bound to fail. some persons no just get shame 4 dix life. buhari I think should av tucked his tail in between his legs, many years he Was at d helm of affair, a failure he Was.......shame no letam, there he is campaigning. Its oga Jona, Or this con3 will split come 2015.

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Phones › Re: Nairaland Now Consolidating Post With Signature. by lanxlot(op): 10:28am On Nov 21, 2014

UchihaItachi:
This has been around for ages na..you're just noticing it?

ya o, taxnt b long I registered sha.....ist tym of observing.

Jokes Etc › Re: Something Kept Secret For A Very Long Time, A Plea For Answers by lanxlot(op): 8:42pm On Nov 20, 2014

Hazardd:
This post is meant for joke section

tax been recycled, but I wount deny d fact that I did what I did 4 effect.

Forum Games › Re: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by lanxlot(m): 8:31pm On Nov 20, 2014

luxanne:
I see you stevic, you wanna play?

Welcome to Forum Games

I hope d game isn't gona get saturated with bias, giving d nature of d questns.....a questionnaire like u said.....one may decide to double check.....b4 giving a responx. jux skeptical.

Jokes Etc › Re: Something Kept Secret For A Very Long Time, A Plea For Answers by lanxlot(op): 4:31pm On Nov 20, 2014

agohmamuda:
O.P leme sef apoligise b4 hand;
Baskard
Mura_faker
He-diot

moscobabs, c d yaba left patient when u be de look for.

Jokes Etc › Re: Something Kept Secret For A Very Long Time, A Plea For Answers by lanxlot(op): 4:29pm On Nov 20, 2014

moscobabs:
yaba left patient

dnt crucify me...d thread is indeed romantic.

Forum Games › Re: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by lanxlot(m): 4:18pm On Nov 20, 2014

Tashamania:
I paired him with a certain Beync, I dont know what with him plus the chic seemed ready..

lanxlot, can you tell us what's it with you? You game or not with Beync?

Forum Games › Re: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by lanxlot(m): 4:18pm On Nov 20, 2014

Tashamania:
I paired him with a certain Beync, I dont know what with him plus the chic seemed ready..

lanxlot, can you tell us what's it with you? You game or not with Beync?

Aiit, let's go deh.

Education › Re: Lol LUTH Ban Students From Using Earphones!! (photos) by lanxlot(m): 4:10pm On Nov 20, 2014

they av their reasons.....that thing dun Make sum students de misbehave. Besyd, e de insulting havin it On, when a lecture is ongoing. u will av it all to ursef wen u get home.

Jokes Etc › Re: Something Kept Secret For A Very Long Time, A Plea For Answers by lanxlot(op): 3:51pm On Nov 20, 2014

Crocz:
Yeah..goat meat right?...well, the price is just one naira higher than the price you will go for on the slave market of somalia...and that's if they can find someone fo'olish enough to buy

haba! that insult is grave....I already av apologized beforehand.....Mtcheew jux 2kilobyte when u take view am na im de eat u up like this.

Phones › Re: Nairaland Now Consolidating Post With Signature. by lanxlot(op): 3:38pm On Nov 20, 2014

epoxide:
section lanxlot sub-section dehero

u dun 2 stay under sun 2day o.

Jokes Etc › Something Kept Secret For A Very Long Time, A Plea For Answers by lanxlot(op): 3:32pm On Nov 20, 2014

i just want to let nairalanders knw that there is something i want to ask now which i,ve been hidding for a very long time, sometimes when i want to say it i feel discouraged cos i dont knw if u re gona respond negatively, i just want to let u knw dat what i,m about to tell you has been a burden to me for a very long tym n i jst can't keep it in my mind any longer, so pls don't feel upset after reading this, just knw dat it's from my heart and it's real, pls pls pls be sincere and tell me the truth How much is Goat meat in ur Area?

Celebrities › Re: Top 25 Nigerian Celebrities And Their Perceived Rivals ( Pictures) by lanxlot(m): 2:56pm On Nov 20, 2014

na evribody tonto wan folo quarrel.......nawa

Forum Games › Re: ♥ ❤ ❥ NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION »»» Planning Stage ❦ ❧ ♥ by lanxlot(m): 2:40pm On Nov 20, 2014*

tasha, your colleague, via random assignment enlisted me for the showdown....lol, let her rap-up what she began.

Phones › Re: Nairaland Now Consolidating Post With Signature. by lanxlot(op): 12:38pm On Nov 20, 2014

DeHero1:
Some signatures are adverts...

Hahah, and that contravene's section 1 sub section what of nairaland?

Politics › Re: Heavy SSS At National Assembly; Lawmakers Scale Gate Into Complex (photos) by lanxlot(m): 12:33pm On Nov 20, 2014

rich men dem de jump fence....role models to armed robbers.

Health › Re: Deadliest Diseases Known To Mankind by lanxlot(m): 12:25pm On Nov 20, 2014

op mah no lose My appetite abeg.

Politics › Re: Pandemonium At National Assembly, Police, SSS Lock Out Tambuwal by lanxlot(m): 12:16pm On Nov 20, 2014

u say na hw long he trek?

Phones › Re: Nairaland Now Consolidating Post With Signature. by lanxlot(op): 12:14pm On Nov 20, 2014

zleemshaddy:

lol, just like ur funny signature.

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