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WebmastersRe: Nigeria Plans To Ban Pornographic Websites - Sambo Dasuki, NSA by lanxlot(m): 6:22pm On Jan 25, 2015
Several days away frm nairaland una still no want mah make FP......chai, wickednex o.


2 Topic........dem still need to ban already downloaded 1Ces....if found On ur fone, u shud b detained or charged......that will at least keep policemen busy don't u tink?
RomanceRe: 6 Things Girls Notice In Guys by lanxlot(m): 10:04am On Jan 25, 2015
Nawa o, gals dun de worse pax scanning machine o....
PoliticsRe: Hot pix of Buhari's daughter by lanxlot(m): 9:58am On Jan 25, 2015
Hot ke? She no even de under sun.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by lanxlot(m): 5:22pm On Jan 12, 2015
ligopedro:
Ehya sorry na mistake .. No be u i dey aim na the waste bin .. how's ya Amu now . Lolz
grin grin Hale n hearty
PoliticsRe: Again, Mob Burns Down Police Post In Jos by lanxlot(m): 10:45pm On Jan 11, 2015
We JOS want peace.
CelebritiesRe: 10 Celebrities Who Were Once Homeless (with Pictures) by lanxlot(m): 10:33pm On Jan 11, 2015
Slonge2:
Goodluck jonathan

He had no shoe growing up, but now he eat 4billion naira worth of food on a yearly Basis. What a miraculous transformation.
see hw pple fail exams.....deviation. d topic isn't about 10 prominent pple who had no shoes
CelebritiesRe: Wife Of 2ft 8in Man Fires Back At Bullies Who Say He Can’t Satisfy Her In Bed by lanxlot(m): 10:25pm On Jan 11, 2015
K na, Reason y some psychologist said, wen it cums to liking and loving, similarities rada dan opposite attracts....lol, while 1 is 2feet+ d oda is 4feet+ and they are motivational speakers.
PoliticsRe: So VP Namadi Sambo Didnt Show Up In Channels TV by lanxlot(m): 10:12pm On Jan 11, 2015
Ehm, nt afta .....My oga at d top saga undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: GEJ, GMB To Meet In Ogun State Tomorrow. You Want To Know Why? Read This by lanxlot(m): 9:33pm On Jan 11, 2015
austinvsb1:
Pdp is desperate! Whatever they do, our minds are madeup.
our minds ke? Who made u a prince ova us huh
PoliticsRe: GEJ, GMB To Meet In Ogun State Tomorrow. You Want To Know Why? Read This by lanxlot(m): 9:31pm On Jan 11, 2015
See wahala
EducationRe: 10 Things You Should Do Before Your Final Year In School by lanxlot(m): 8:53pm On Jan 11, 2015
Number 11, make sure u snap several pishures at different locations in and around ur campus
Jokes EtcRe: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by lanxlot(m): 8:41pm On Jan 11, 2015
D oda day, 1 jux de waka pax My own oo...4 corner of road na Im 1 pson mistakenly stone me with groundnut wen he dun chop finish, tied in a cellophane....4 My amu. Na d tin I ist check weda e still de....adiamakwama grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by lanxlot(m): 8:34pm On Jan 11, 2015
Chei.....I buy plot of land 4 wrong site
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan & Wife At Daughter’s After Wedding Thanksgiving Service by lanxlot(m): 7:38pm On Jan 11, 2015
Yeeeeh!!! How old did u guys say jonathan is? He is aging ova-night.
PoliticsRe: 2015 Elections: Violence Spreads by lanxlot(m): 1:06pm On Jan 11, 2015
Obinoscopy:
http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/news/national-news/193498-2015-violence-spreads
Glanx 2ru d location of places mentioned.....most of em r in d north......muslims and violence......jux lyk bread and butter....inseperable



Jux Imagine, yes Perhaps d driver drove recklessly Almost but didn't bash d lad n dat Was enof reason de had 2 set d vehicles On fire....Ofcux wit political motives but these people....................
PoliticsRe: Buhari Dumped In Awka by lanxlot(m): 12:36pm On Jan 11, 2015
Politicians no go kill pson with laf during campaign. ....Wetin dat abonki called buhari de do with red cap On his headhuh
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Dancing With His Daughter At Her Wedding (Photo) by lanxlot(m): 12:00pm On Jan 11, 2015
Presido.....chai, I hope d president av oda daughters. I just may court one of dem.....operation secure ur future oo. tongue
Music/RadioRe: Top Eight Sexiest Radio On Air Personalities(pics) by lanxlot(m): 2:01pm On Dec 30, 2014
but op sha... hw many presenters u knw? in d language of research, ur survey lacks generalization.
PoliticsRe: Footballers Escape Bomb Blast At Arikime Primary School, Potiskum, Yobe by lanxlot(m): 3:06pm On Dec 29, 2014
dix boko-boys dun de watch hollywood. else, who give those cows d idea say dem Fit de plant bomb 4 ground rada dan tie am 4 body as dem de do most tyms.......MISCREANTS
PropertiesRe: Chelsea Estate In Ajah Lagos: John Mikel Obi Is Building It... by lanxlot(m): 2:56pm On Dec 29, 2014
na xo xo fight dem go de fight 4 d area......d kind agberos, tout & conductors wen go rent apartment there ehn. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: See What Alpha Beach Is Doing To Some Areas In Lekki by lanxlot(m):
doh d disadvantages r enormous. but this event presents 2 major advantages to d pple.....Xpecially d poor.

1, no need go de go 1 beach, Or resort....de go de pay gate fee upon entry. jux go to dox affected places n av fun...lots of it....+ it has no restriction. u can go as early as u want n leave wen u deem it Fit to do so.

2, Remember to go with ur fishing hook n net so dat while at it.....I.e, while u r avin fun, u can get lots of fish 4 d new-yr celebration.
CultureRe: 8 Reasons Nigeria's Languages Will Never Stop Dying by lanxlot(m):
na im make una go vote 4 me 4 presidency na.....wen I wan contest. I go make pigin our official language.....if dem catch u de speak oyinbo......u pay 5n.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 28th December 2014 by lanxlot(m): 12:50pm On Dec 28, 2014
na fixed draw......bob morton.
SportsRe: Unveiling Super Eagles Star, Onazi Ogenyi’s Girlfriend by lanxlot(m): 7:38pm On Dec 27, 2014
benuejosh:
interesting. thank God you didn't pick a girl from Russia like others would
others likehuhhuhhuh are u a racist?
SportsRe: Unveiling Super Eagles Star, Onazi Ogenyi’s Girlfriend by lanxlot(m): 7:36pm On Dec 27, 2014
And sum broke-a$$-nigga go de go toast her 4 camp, nt knowing say her boyfriend one week salary Fit pay 4 all him federal and state allowee put together. grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Why We Stopped Buying Nigeria’s Oil, By White House by lanxlot(m): 1:55pm On Dec 27, 2014
Fairgodwin:
There's always a reason for everything they do for Nigeria or stop doing for Nigeria.
anytin de do TO nigeria.......nt for Nigeriahuh





btw, dem say 2day na Saturday Or Monday
Foreign AffairsRe: Why We Stopped Buying Nigeria’s Oil, By White House by lanxlot(m): 1:54pm On Dec 27, 2014
saying our politicians are stupid is an understatement....this is what de get 4 overdependence, nw d U.S is Lording over us..........so make I cum hold My heart 4 hand abi? neva av I benefited frm My own black gold.......nan-sense.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 0) On 26th December 2014 by lanxlot(m): 2:35pm On Dec 26, 2014
shocked shocked....na humans de play west ham Or na robots?
ComputersRe: Things To Consider Before Buying Laptop by lanxlot(m): 12:24pm On Dec 26, 2014
rattlesnake:
ur pocket
lol, make dem no 4 carry toy-gun de weleh pple.
BusinessRe: Before You Quit Your Job To Become An Entrepreneur by lanxlot(m): 12:07pm On Dec 26, 2014
one can also bcum an intrapreneur....acting lyk an entrepreneur even within anoda's enterprise..

nyc 1 op, lyk temple run ........wen u fail/fall, u try try try again.

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