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no b only, then when she dun carry belle I go cum run cumot from house 4 ram.

godsveryown:
was she patrick Doyle's wife?

I Dunno n I don't care.....singing.

ada 5n sha. as yobo de mess up at tyms 4 field I no knw say he knw beta tin.

op abeg, ain't de any oda way to construct that yobo wife name, Or na im gal sef. Adaeze yobo. d sound of it de pinch My ear. mayb yobo adaeze na im beta pax, yobo ada.....ada yobo. abegi

u go advice ur brother Make e marry number 5? xcept the brother u detest.

Wetin remain Make sum of d women shown here de totally naked? sometyms I get Scared. in d next 10yrs, how girls go de dress sef? Make dix nonsense no Make front-page o.

Mtcheew. if to say dem say dem done find cure for stupidity e 4 beta. e 4 help many pple for this forum.

JackBizzle:
Common sense is sometimes wrong.

Our brains are wired to see patterns as intuitive.....even when such patterns are just illusions or not there.

This is where logic needs to be met with hard evidence.


What comes first? The chicken or the egg?
^^^
Logic and common sense cannot answer the above question. You need the theory of evolution (based on dna and fossil evidence) to answer the question.

ok, use the theory of evolution to ans that questn. let's see

in short, let's put this in perspective. what is knowledge?

JackBizzle:
I know, there is also lying for Christ, having spiritual visions and special dreams to learn about the world.


mtchewwww

the king of egypt had revelation through dream about d famine. isn't that knowledge?

JackBizzle:
there are logical paradoxes.

oh! spare me

JackBizzle:
It is refreshing to see a christian use logic.

Now, logic and reasoning are the only effective ways of acquiring knowledge. They limit bias in our research.

Its not true. ok, tell me the differences between reasoning and common sense. most of the things we hold as to what common sense teaches are flawed. Its Only logical to say....two heads are better than one right? now how about too many cooks spoil the broth if indeed two heads are better than one?

1, Reasoning and logic ain't d Only effective way of acquiring knowledge bout our universe. u sounded more like Rene Descartes.
2, life sure does have meaning. that is the Reason we are all alive.....those who have lost all hope Or ascribe life as meaningless are those that commit suicide.
3, deriz what we call intelligence in ocean animals. to some theorist, whales are as intelligent as humans....4, ain't u a christian, don't you belief in the resurrection? if I am and I do believe are your responx , then to christians, that's the Meaning of life.

politricks:
There is usually a first for everything and Jonathan would be the first to lose election while in power.

e no far again na. chill.

Godfullsam:
The thing tire me oh ! I left home as early as 5am this morning thinking i will get to office before they block everywhere. To my greatest suprise, them don block every roads linking to eagle square and federal secretariate. All these because one clueless dumb ass want to display his incompetency for another four years.
Diaris god oo...

that clueless dumb ass will still remain your president. who has ever heard of a president losing election while in power in 9ja? ayam lafin. Its gona b a land slide victory. e go clear lyk flat screen.

owo2000:
5 Questions for Nairalanders

1. Do we have a President in this country called Nigeria?
2. Do we have senators who were elected to represent us in the senate?
3. Is Nigeria really still an independent nation?
4. How do foreigners view us?
5. What do we do?

lemme ask a friend

Elantracey:
lol , its fair , what happened to a humble proposal?

abeg Make I hear word eee.

I pray say na 9ja gal frm across d niger. na she 4 propose sef. I need pics biko. u c hw expensive that chinese lass is. girls take note. what is expensive is valuable. quote me without My permission Nd I will sue ur sorry ass for plagiarism.

keke, abeg carry me go the next junction, e b lyk I miss road.

I just cannot recall the last time I watched a Nigerian film, forgive me. reasons-----not far fetched. it doesn't interest. gone are the days when such movies as: igodo, ijele, oganigwe....did I spell it correctly? egg of life, world apart include yours.... were available and popular. not so any more. the leading theme in what we have around is centered On sex. besides, e neh de Make. previously, you watch a Nigerian movie and you still will want to watch Same again but now, even a blind can predict the end from the beginning and it will pan out so. abeg, Where can I find and download the movies above? igodo Most importantly.

i think its hollandix...Its durability is unequivocal.

zubby29:
i jst hope dis is real.God bless our military.i tink recruitment should b based on merit not on connection

I wan recruit u On connection nw, off to mubi

how long will this continue? I say all the villagers should be evacuated, and Attack these guys from the air. Well sef, any resident found within the village is not afraid of death. lanxlot 2014, page 1.

mmmustapha:
I once done that but never experienced it.

chai, aboki

jeffizy:
[color=#003300] Sitting with friends over some few bottles of pilsner at the mess.
The topics shifted from work related issues to family and general talk.....Not until the bottles kicked into overdrive .

A mate (naija) said in low voice and I quote "do you guys know there's a myth about having intercourse in a car?"

Everyone was amused , but I wasn't because I've heard it before , although I find it ambiguous.

There's a belief in some parts if naija that having sexual intercourse in your car will put your car in jeopardy as it will start developing faults which will be unexplained despite regular maintenance.

I trouble shut the discussion due to the environment , but I wish to find out more. [/color]

so whats the conclusion? mayb a little correlation exist between having sex in a car Nd Its developing faults Or malfunctions. waaaohh!!! see project topic. what should I write as the title biko?

Reiyvinn:
Prominent Pastor & Preacher Myles Monroe Is Dead

Oh dear, sorry to wake you up with such sad news but it's as true as it is sad. Our mentor, pastor, preacher and figure, Pastor Myles Monroe is dead.

He and his wife died in a plane crash yesterday (November 9, 2014) and it has already been updated on Wikipedia

And if you're having troubles remembering who Myles Monroe is, this face should jog your memory


https://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/45/18/f611ffde9f6f0ad8956e49.L._V192260591_SX200_.jpg

At the moment, heart-felt condolences avalanche his Facebook and Twitter pages. It's indeed a great loss and not only Christians alone feel this pain. He died aged 60.

Bye bye Mentor, it was an honour having you dwell with us.

Sources: http://www.nbcnews.com/#/news/world/prominent-preacher-myles-munroe-killed-small-plane-crash-bahamas-n244831

http://www.forbes.com/sites/faraigundan/2014/11/09/internationally-renowned-preacher-and-transformational-leader-dr-myles-munroe-killed-in-bahamas-plane-crash/

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2014/11/myles_munroe_said_to_be_among.html

rip. the good die, but the irony of life is. some die hard....a plane crash.

victorVIC1:
Mark Zuckerberg in his grey T-shirt

Imagine the Small boy self.

TCUBE:
In a bombshell interview with a DNA Expert, it has been revealed that three out of ten Nigerian men are not the biological fathers of their childrenwww.naijagists.com

Interview excerpts below

Is paternity testing becoming an issue in Nigeria?

We have seen that there is serious need for it because in many homes things are happening that are scary both to the lives of children and their parents. And for the general statistics that is now available, it is found that three out of every ten men are not the fathers of their babies. Similarly, three out of every ten children are not fathered by men they have seen as their biological fathers. What we have found out is that, anytime we take ten men, at least three of them eventually found that they are not the fathers of the children they call their own. And these men would have taken care of the children for all their lives.
Now, the global statistics is 100, 000 out of every 300, 000 men. But what we have found that is that the situation is higher in Nigeria than other places. For example in our laboratory here, 50 per cent of the cases comes out negative. And we also realised that majority of the first-borns are affected. You only need to be here to see big men cry like little kids and watch children weep in agony. It has been that bad. And I dare say it is becoming something every home must do and you may be quite surprised at the level of dastard revelation.

About thirty per cent of fathers are unknowingly bringing up children who are not biologically theirs. And it is suspected that this percentage may be on the increase due to sexual recklessness. According to recent trends in sexual health, especially in Nigeria, it was suggested that unprotected sex and multiple partners are comparatively common occurrences with a large proportion of conceptions still unplanned. So, more than half, that is, 50 per cent of all paternity tests carried out by our lab comes out negative and the most affected are first-borns, except in a few cases.

Do these cases happen mostly in matrimonial settings or in casual relationships?

In both matrimony and casual affiliations! I tell you, we have had series of married men come here and go back home devastated. In one instance, a man came here with his wife. Out of the five children he thought were his own, he discovered that only two belonged to him. And they are both duly married, living together as husband and wife. You see, the major problem we have in our country is that most of these cases are not duly documented. So, people don’t know we have such issues among us. In fact, some even don’t know where to go for the test to determine their child or children’s paternity. And I tell you, if you go to ten homes as we speak, you will be amazed to find that in almost all of them the children there do not belong to the men. It is that rampant.

If it is that rampant, how would you describe the three years since you started testing men?

Now, the general statistics by the American Association of Blood Banks is that globally, 100, 000 out of 300, 000 men are not the actual fathers of their presumed children. And like I said earlier, the Nigerian situation is even alarming. Also, Duess International, the condom manufacturers, once noted that Nigeria has the most reckless sexual life. So, you can then imagine what the outcome would be like if we say okay, let’s start taking statistics one-by-one.

How many families do you attend to each week?

We test about 15 to 20 families. People come here as a result of various types of controversies over the paternity of certain children. You know, families have come to us with claims that a child neither takes after the mother nor the father in looks and character. So, the man of the house would be curious to ascertain facts. And when they come here with such children, the fears of the fathers have often been affirmed. Fathers usually have the doubts; maybe he has been hearing some rumours, and you know, men are often the last to hear such things about themselves. Until many of them come here to take the test, they have nurtured other men’s children before realising it.

What does it take to do a paternity test?

Technology has made it so easy. It is just like any other deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) test. In less than two seconds, we take the sample from the man. We use the Helix Swabs like a “big cotton buds” to extract some cells from the man’s mouth. We rub the ‘Swab’ up-and-down the mouth to get some epithelial cells from around the cheek bone. In the nucleus of every cell, there is DNA. Once we collect that, we purify, extract and then multiply it and get the genetic profile which we then send to DNA laboratory abroad for testing.

What happens in situations where DNA samples do not match as we saw with some DANA victims?

So many reasons could be responsible for that. We have had a case in which a boy went to an hospital to claim the body of his deceased dad and on testing him, it was found that he was not fathered by the dead man. The genetic profile of the boy does not match with that of the man he claimed to be his father. And DNAs don’t lie. The medical experts conducting these tests have nothing personal against the people that come to them for testing. Every human being take half of the genetic profile from either parent. Therefore, it is a matter of case closed if the genetic profile of the living does not match with that of the dead man. He is simply not that father.

(credit: DailyPost Newspaper)
http://247nigerianewsupdate.co/3-out-of-every-10-nigerian-men-are-not-the-biological-fathers-of-their-children-dna-expert/#comment-521802

Invariably, 3 out of 10 Nigerian women are akunas is that it? Well, dem no survey my area sha.

tomiobj:
Weytin concern me with t-fare. #trekking 4 lyf

u neva swear 4 ursef so?

legendary4luv:
Get real and stop wishing

Gud tin u agreed
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