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Romance / Re: Love Isn’t Real; Any Man You Catch, Eat His Money!” – Bride Advises Ladies (vid) by Lanxoe96(m): 8:53am On Apr 23, 2023
bestpunterever:
You go still spend small, but spend with sense sha
Exactly, no way u no go spend the least!
Education / Re: The Transformation From 100L To 400L Of Two Ladies That Got People Talking by Lanxoe96(m): 8:41am On Apr 23, 2023
richmond500:
There is naivety in 100 level.
Let's be frank, we all look stupid in our 100 level
Na only you look stupid please don't generalise...
Romance / Re: I Find It More Disgusting That His Mother Controls Him" - Laila St. Daniel by Lanxoe96(m): 1:59pm On Apr 16, 2023
saintbillion:

God4bit. The difference between a mother love and wife love. Anything your mother does for you, is for your survival, Anything your wife does for you is for Her survival.
I can never love my wife more than my mother.
God bless you, never
Travel / Re: Pictures From My First Boat Cruise Experience by Lanxoe96(m): 11:21pm On Mar 31, 2023
stillme231:
ur mama na ashawo, ur papa thief and they born u for baby factory.. I feel ur pains.. sorry o .u dn borrow data come online ..
You think say i be wretched coward like you, na your type be internet wanksta, but in real life a soft ass pussy!!!
Travel / Re: Pictures From My First Boat Cruise Experience by Lanxoe96(m): 11:20pm On Mar 31, 2023
stillme231:
ur mama na ashawo, ur papa thief and they born u for baby factory.. I feel ur pains.. sorry o .u dn borrow data come online ..
Godforsaking sperm, ur papa for just borrow money buy the cheapest condom (GC) as his a pauper to avoid bringing you into this beautiful world, you're a disgrace to mankind, go rot in hell and dine with the devil douchebag!
A troll and more!!!
Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Tiktok Sensation Ahuofe Is Dead by Lanxoe96(m): 12:39am On Mar 31, 2023
RawBitterTruth:
Sadly, death is inevitable
Bitter fact
Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Tiktok Sensation Ahuofe Is Dead by Lanxoe96(m): 12:39am On Mar 31, 2023
bigboluet:
RIP

Smokers Are Liable To Die Young.
How you take know say en dey smoke?
Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Tiktok Sensation Ahuofe Is Dead by Lanxoe96(m): 12:38am On Mar 31, 2023
inoki247:
Eh eh the way Young people dey die lately sef...


Age no come dey determine death again...
Asin ehn, God have mercy...
Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Tiktok Sensation Ahuofe Is Dead by Lanxoe96(m): 12:37am On Mar 31, 2023
Fut9ure:
Rest in peace
Please repeat this particular verse to tu pac when you see him

You fucck around and catch a seizure or a heart attack
You better back the fucck up
Before you get smacked the fucck up
This is how we do it on our side
Any of you niggas from New York that want to bring it:
Bring it!
But we ain't singing, we bringing drama
Fucck you and your motherfucking mama
We gon' kill all you motherfuckers
Now when I came out, I told you it was just about Biggie
Then everybody had to open their mouth with a mother fucking opinion
Well, this is how we gonna do this:
Fucck Mobb Deep, fucck Biggie, fucck Bad Boy as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew!
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy, then fucck you too!
Chino XL: fucck you too!
All you motherfuckers, fucck you too!
(Take money, take money)
All of y'all motherfuckers, fucck you; die slow, motherfucker
My .44 make sure all y'all kids don't grow!
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We motherfuckin' Thug Life-riders, Westside til we die!
Out here in California, nigga, we warned ya
We'll bomb on you motherfucker! We do our job!
You think you mob? Nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob
Ain't nothing but killers and the real niggas
All you motherfuckers feel us
Our shit goes triple and 4-quadruple
Take money
You niggas laugh cause our staff got guns under they motherfuckin' belts
You know how it is, when we drop records they felt
You niggas can't feel it, we the realest
Fucck 'em, we Bad Boy-killers
We killers, we killers, we killers





Hit em up, you just made me reminisce...
Travel / Re: Pictures From My First Boat Cruise Experience by Lanxoe96(m): 12:25am On Mar 31, 2023
stillme231:
ur mama na virgin ni.... Last time I checked you be baby factory product.. go find money, comot all this ur mugu mindset..
An everlasting fool like you will always be parochial because you lack the capacity to learn, relearn and unlearn, get the Bleep outta my mention pig!! Your mama wey be community LovePeddler...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dear Interviewee, Tell Me About Yourself. by Lanxoe96(m): 12:21am On Mar 31, 2023
appliedscience:

My thought exactly... But oga HR felt otherwise......
Well it differs, some might need all your past academic qualifications detailed on your CV and others don't even care...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dear Interviewee, Tell Me About Yourself. by Lanxoe96(m): 12:19am On Mar 31, 2023
Pojomojo:
Why?
Well i didn't include it in mine, and all the interviews I have undertaken none of the employers has ever asked me of that, well to me i don't think it's important to them...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dear Interviewee, Tell Me About Yourself. by Lanxoe96(m): 10:43am On Mar 29, 2023
appliedscience:

Interviewer: tell us about ursef..

Me: I am adeyinka.. born 19....
From my early years be always nurse a passion to know more abt production processes... This trigger d zeal in pursue a career in biochemistry at the University.....

Interviewer:: gbammm!!! Slamm d table n shouted .... What are u telling me .. u mean u were born n straight away enter university U didn't go to any primary or secondary schl

At that point ... I lost my condination n confidence....

The rest is a story
I don't think it's necessary to include your primary and secondary School tho...

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Health / Re: Help! Dark Spot Won't Leave My Face Despite Using Many Antibacterials Cream. by Lanxoe96(m): 11:46pm On Mar 26, 2023
afficionado7:
1. NEVER pop pimples. It's what causes dark spots in the first place.

2. Quit the antibacterial cream immediately.

3. Invest in a cleanser. Preferably one without alcohol.

4. Be patient. Dark spots take time to clear even when you're doing everything right.
Why choose a cleanser without alcohol if i may ask please?
Health / Re: Help! Dark Spot Won't Leave My Face Despite Using Many Antibacterials Cream. by Lanxoe96(m): 11:44pm On Mar 26, 2023
flatscreen:
Make use of facial cleanser always
Person wey sabi!
Foreign Affairs / Re: China’s President Xi Calls Putin "Dear Friend" As They Meet In Moscow (Photos) by Lanxoe96(m): 12:04pm On Mar 22, 2023
tesppidd:
Short man Putin. I no know why short people dey wicked well well.

Btw, how do they pronounce XI
You need to detox yourself from cognitive biases!
Travel / Re: Pictures From My First Boat Cruise Experience by Lanxoe96(m): 7:37pm On Mar 15, 2023
stillme231:
e pain am ode.
fool of the century, keep spewing your balderdash!!
Travel / Re: Pictures From My First Boat Cruise Experience by Lanxoe96(m): 5:26pm On Mar 15, 2023
stillme231:
ur mama na virgin ni.... Last time I checked you be baby factory product.. go find money, comot all this ur mugu mindset..
I don't reply delusional dimwits, take your ignorant and impervious mind to the gutter!!!
Travel / Re: Pictures From My First Boat Cruise Experience by Lanxoe96(m): 3:20pm On Mar 15, 2023
stillme231:
they mumu dey find virgin na, once she tear eye, bye bye.. una never wise
At least she don receive my cum produce baby 4 me, you wey go wife up thot and train another man pikin nko?

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Travel / Re: Pictures From My First Boat Cruise Experience by Lanxoe96(m): 12:14pm On Mar 15, 2023
jeromestarks:
If you don't want to regret your life even after having so much beautiful experiences, marry a virgin woman. Only her deserves your love and devotion.


A woman who has given her best (virginity) to another man should not expect the best from you. Just fvck her and let others fvck her. Never start a family with such a woman because she will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and you will train another man's child thinking it's yours. Be wise.
God bless you for this!

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Travel / Re: How I Missed My First Ever Flight Going From Denver To Washington DC (Pictures) by Lanxoe96(m): 12:09pm On Mar 15, 2023
internationalman:
See as everywhere fine
I dey tell you!

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Travel / Re: What Else Can A Man Do To Please A Woman. (UK EXPERIENCE) by Lanxoe96(m): 11:42am On Mar 15, 2023
Regex:


Wait, you are planning to marry again? πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Brah, if you are uncertain what the next one will do, just stick with this one, na cheat she cheat, she no kill person
I'm sure this comment is from a lady...
Health / Re: Please How Can I Handle This Infection by Lanxoe96(m): 11:15pm On Mar 03, 2023
Roseodd:
I am going to be honest here,I had sex with my girlfriend before traveling, and now my penis is removing milky liquid, and also it pains me sometimes when I want to urinate.

What medicine can I take please.
Help me with the perfect drug name.
Go get Gentalac and also take injection
Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill Ballot Thief In Kogi (Pictures) by Lanxoe96(m): 4:34pm On Feb 25, 2023
Xscape1993:
Useless graduate.....
How you take sure say en go school sef?
Celebrities / Re: Gabriel Union-Wade Bows To Hail Tems, Calls Her The β€œQueen” by Lanxoe96(m): 12:34am On Feb 21, 2023
tonykester:



This is Peter, He can work πŸ’»πŸ“± anywhere remotely in Nigeria, earn dollars πŸ’°πŸ’° and charge πŸ”‹πŸ”‹all his devices (Laptop, phone , routers ,printers , speakers , projectors) for hours with his powerstation simultaneously.

Peter is smart, he doesn't need to worry about fuel price, πŸš€πŸš€ fuel scarcity and long queues.

Be like peter 😎😎

Call or WhatsApp for more info πŸ“²

I think say na Peter obi sef mtcheww!!
Romance / Re: Zukiswa Joyi: I Made It Out Of Valentine's Day Still A Virgin & I'm 33 by Lanxoe96(m): 11:19am On Feb 18, 2023
EBMedia:
"I Made It Out Of Valentine's Day Still A Virgin And i'm 33 Years Old" - South African Lady (Photo)

33-year-old South African virgin, Zukiswa Joyi, has congratulated herself for surviving another Valentine's Day with her virginity intact, IGBERETV reports.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02n17ZHVmMVnDyBqEMeLVXHWKrbRBjnwCEtuB3oAR51UQfLEdRC4BxnWRfVGye3Pdsl&id=100007131097363
To hell with you bitch, we don't care and go tell that to your South African simps
Education / Re: See The Evil Happening In Uniport! by Lanxoe96(m): 9:23pm On Feb 10, 2023
Noble4life:
Great!! But that school no try at all sha..... Dem show me fracas.
Bros no be only you oo, Ife show us shege banza!!!

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Health / Re: Infection Wants To Kill Me Help! by Lanxoe96(m): 2:13pm On Feb 10, 2023
Godfullsam:
You had sex with a random girl. Next time try using c*nd*m to avoid stories like this.

I wish you quick recovery.
Even condom sef dey burst na

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Education / Re: See The Evil Happening In Uniport! by Lanxoe96(m): 1:57pm On Feb 10, 2023
gozzlin:
I expect nothing good outta Rivers State where everybody there is a cultist and involved in one crime or the other. The lecturers are all cultists.
Stop spewing trash please, how you gonna conclude that everybody in River State is cultist? That's so dumb!!!
Education / Re: See The Evil Happening In Uniport! by Lanxoe96(m): 1:55pm On Feb 10, 2023
Noble4life:
My brother, do a video mentioning the names of the lecturers and put on Facebook and Tik tok. I was a victim in OAU some years ago. Stewpid lecturers πŸ™„πŸ™„
Great Ife
Travel / Re: Trenches To Texas: A Story Of Courage And Perseverance Against Poverty by Lanxoe96(m): 1:06pm On Feb 07, 2023
mrksquare:



Drop your email let me send you a material on how to go about it.
Hi, I'm also interested too and here's my mail@ zekelanxoe96@gmail.com... Thanks!
Travel / Re: Trenches To Texas: A Story Of Courage And Perseverance Against Poverty by Lanxoe96(m): 6:15pm On Feb 05, 2023
IRIEBOY:
exactly.. have made over 3 million naira via crypto Airdrops..
Hi, pls I'd love to ask you some questions privately if you don't mind!

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