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Health / Re: I Have Man Boobs (Gynecomastia). Please I Need Help by Laple0541(m): 1:14pm On Dec 24, 2023
For me, na my wife dey make my boob come out ooo, she too like to dey suck am. Though e never big like these ones you posted.

You can see a doctor as well as hitting the gym to burn some fats.
Politics / Re: Vice President Kashim Shettima Receives Traditional Title In Anambra by Laple0541(m): 10:06pm On Dec 23, 2023
Something Obi couldn’t get because he was stingy and did nothing as the governor of the state.

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Politics / Re: Rivers Elders Sue Tinubu, Fubara, INEC Chairman Over 8-point Resolution by Laple0541(m): 11:54pm On Dec 22, 2023
udede:
But what are Tinubu and Wike still looking for in River state bikonu ?

Tinubu is the president of Nigeria, so a war in Rivers state will automatically means a war in south south Nigeria, so he must surely be concerned.

Wike is former governor of Rivers and an elder statesman from the state so he must surely be concerned about what happens in Rivers.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Orders Payments Of 9 Months Arrears For 400,000 N-Power Beneficiaries by Laple0541(m): 9:25pm On Dec 22, 2023
Tareq1105:


Negativity is in your DNA and nothing makes you excited anymore except bad news about Tinubu.

What did you expect from Chinedu?
Politics / Re: Tinubu Orders Payments Of 9 Months Arrears For 400,000 N-Power Beneficiaries by Laple0541(m): 9:24pm On Dec 22, 2023
Some mkpurumiri addicts that are the major recipients will still come online to abuse the president.
Politics / Re: Yuletide: Ganduje Declares 19-Day Holiday For APC Workers by Laple0541(m): 8:14pm On Dec 22, 2023
Even if you give them 6months, it doesn't affect anything.



Ganduje my man.
Food / Re: See The Water Yams We Bought For 1,500 Naira In Yakurr LGA, Cross River State. by Laple0541(m): 4:38pm On Dec 22, 2023
mariahAngel:
WoW! What a good buy!
Can I have some? I'd like to make ojojo with them. cheesy

What dishes are you going to make with them?

Ikókóre……

So delicious with mackerel fish.

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad: Iyabo Ojo Counter-sues Naira Marley, Demands N1bn In Damages by Laple0541(m): 5:22pm On Dec 18, 2023
This Iyabó is just too senseless. Always being unnecessarily over-emotional.

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Politics / Re: I’m Being Threatened For Rejecting Mind-blowing Offers – Peter Obi by Laple0541(m): 5:09pm On Dec 18, 2023
😏

You people should stop pushing news about this scammer to front page.

Which kind 419 be this?

Who made the offer? He didn’t say

What’s the offer about? He never said

SO WHY DID YOU GO ONLINE OR TO THE MEDIA TO TALK ABOUT IT WHEN YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT READY TO GIVE THOSE VITAL INFORMATION?

Typical way the scammers put people on suspense before preying on them.

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Properties / Re: Anambra State Joint Task Force Embarks On Demolition Of Illegal Structures by Laple0541(m): 4:11pm On Dec 18, 2023
richiemcgold:
Nobody will cry of witch-hunt in this case because it is not Lagos

Why will they cry when Anambra is not a no-man’s land?

Awon werey

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Career / Re: Going Back To School At Age 34 by Laple0541(m): 12:30pm On Dec 18, 2023
inicyril:
Hello family!
My future is posing so much threat to my mental well-being and calls for serious help.
I've always been of the school of thought that decisions burdening on one's future should be the product of the person's deep thinking and not advice on social media platforms. Alas I was wrong!

THIS IS MY SITUATION
I would be 34 by February next year. I am a graduate of Biochemistry and I have been working as a teacher in a state government owned secondary School for the past 3 years.
Growing up, I've been passionate about studying medicine but couldn't due to financial constraints.
When I got my present job in 2021, the passion started coming back gradually but I ignored it and opted for a side hustle in software engineering. Late last year I got enrolled into alx software engineering program. I'll be done by the 22nd of this month. I've learnt a lot and acquired a lot of skills as well.
Despite this, the passion still keeps staring at me.
The issue here is, at my age is:
1. Is it a great idea going back to school to study medicine?
2. Should I go for computer science so as to boost my chances in the field of software engineering?
3. Or should I settle for PGD in education, then masters, to encourage my career growth in my present job?

I NEED SERIOUS ADVICE PLEASE.

You seem truly confused.Though at 34 you are still a kid and can still do a lot to add value to yourself. But the issue is you seem not to know what you really want.

If you are going to sponsor yourself and will be thinking of marrying or already married, forget about Medicine.

Why don’t you just continue on your software engineering profession? Get more certifications and apply for better jobs, even international ones. The world is going closer towards that direction on a daily basis.

Just think of what will be good for you and pray towards it. All the best.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Congratulates Prof. Ijeoma Uchegbu On Her Appointment by Laple0541(m): 12:14pm On Dec 18, 2023
Obi the pónmó man.

The scammer is doing everything to stay relevant. Agba yahoo.

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Career / Re: Japa: From Bank Manager To Skyscraper Cleaner by Laple0541(m): 9:27pm On Dec 16, 2023
erico2k2:

You even sound worse than I thought. You are a lost sheep.You are trying to describe a society that I have lived in my total adult life to me .The problem with people like u is ur Ego. You think you are too big to learn and the reality is U know jackshaft.For the benefit of other the NHS covers all aspect of Health care. If not people on Benefit and pay cheques wont have dental services. YOU want to appear sufisticated but in reality U are one bunch of ignorant human living in an Enclosed Camp.

You are right 👍

Career / Re: Japa: From Bank Manager To Skyscraper Cleaner by Laple0541(m): 8:56pm On Dec 16, 2023
erico2k2:

yimu if you know how silly you sound you will reboot your phone, there is no immigration requirement to treat anyone in the UK if you suddenly fall ill, If you are ill you get treated first then asked questions later.If you have an accident on the road ambulance come to your location administer stability and take you to A7E then they stabilize and treat youthly dont give a damn if you are documented or not.I have said it B4, you lot have been so wronged and robbed of your rights now the wrong is now the norm, its a shte living I tell yah.There is no limit to what the NHS cover even Hip replacement is done on the NHS even sex change is done on the NHS


Look at this fool

Is accident which falls under emergency and falling ill and going to the hospital thesame? Even in Nigeria where things are not proper, emergencies are ought to be prioritized.

I say it categorically again, in US and Canada, there are aspects your so called healthcare package does not cover. For dental services for instance in Canada, you must have a private insurance to get that. It’s even worse in the State.

Instead of sounding foolish you can google to confirm even if you haven’t been there before.

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Career / Re: Japa: From Bank Manager To Skyscraper Cleaner by Laple0541(m): 6:50pm On Dec 16, 2023
erico2k2:

Its a basic Human right in the west

Yinmu.…

There are millions of undocumented individuals who pay through their nose to get those services. Even for those that are documented, there is a limit to what the healthcare card covers.

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Career / Re: Japa: From Bank Manager To Skyscraper Cleaner by Laple0541(m): 6:29pm On Dec 16, 2023
LooneyLester:
At least he falls sick he'll get a benefitting health care

Who tells you everybody in Obodo oyinbo gets that?
Health / Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide Over Wife's Cheating by Laple0541(m): 6:26pm On Dec 16, 2023
I can’t waste my rip on a simp.

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Politics / Re: Fubara, Odu Celebrate As Ehie Edison Bags Doctorate degree In Law by Laple0541(m): 6:24pm On Dec 16, 2023
Wike don deal with this Fubara oooo, see as he dey look like a stray dog.

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Politics / Re: NSCDC Promotes Shem Obafiaye To Deputy Commandant-General by Laple0541(m): 8:01pm On Dec 15, 2023
One day one day, e go eventually be the Oga at the top. Netizens nearly comot food from this man’s table that time.

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Travel / Re: Our Aircraft Was Not Faulty, The GPU Was Unserviceable - Air Peace by Laple0541(m): 7:57pm On Dec 15, 2023
immortalcrown:
The passenger wey make the video go dey ashamed now. If Airpeace na wicked company, na to sue the passenger.

Every small thing, people don make video post. E dey help most times. But e dey flop sometimes.

Which kind sue be that?

You can’t blame the passenger. The only thing 99% of airplane passengers know is taking off and landing, so anything short of those may be misinterpreted by them. All those technical term Airpeace are using may be a mirage to him.

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Travel / Re: Ending Life Ahead Of Time: Five Planes That Barely Saw The Skies by Laple0541(m): 7:20pm On Dec 15, 2023
Hmmmm, this Mudus don run out of Tinubu’s news, abi he don give up ni?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainian Politician Detonates Bomb Grenade In Council Meeting (Video) by Laple0541(m): 5:18pm On Dec 15, 2023
WriterNig:
May God protect Russia from Ukranian Nazi terrorist infiltrators. Glory to Russia! 🇷🇺 🇷🇺

👍🏻 Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO

And what will those likes and shares fetch you?
Romance / Re: Woman Cries For A Husband And Kids And Says She Feels "Betrayed By Feminism" by Laple0541(m): 7:18pm On Dec 14, 2023
Anny69:
undecided Foolish woman.

Edit: I called her foolish for avoiding accountability. Everyone wants to blame feminism now. Her bad decisions got her here not feminism!

Now clowns should stop crying in my mentions.


Ok oooo, accountable feminist!

Many of you get carried away with what you read or see on the media/internet, not knowing those contents are pre-designed and doctored by few individuals to reshape your moral values.

What does accountability got to do with feminism?
Agriculture / Re: Rice Farmers Harvesting Rice In Their Farm by Laple0541(m): 7:03pm On Dec 14, 2023
The only way out of the current crisis the country found herself is to over promote Agricultural Production and Services.

When hunger is taken out of poverty, poverty is gone.
Health / Re: Woman Accuses Boston Fertility Doctor Of Secretly Inseminating Her With His Own by Laple0541(m): 6:49pm On Dec 14, 2023
The doctor was trying to experiment, perhaps he realized the supposed father’s semen was not viable enough (madt).

She don’t need to sue the doctor any longer. Suing her father may not be a good thing for her, but she should only collect her part of whatever he has as inheritance 😁

Things dey happen under this earth sha! Orisirisi

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Sports / Re: Champions League Round Of 16 Qualifiers, Records (Photo) by Laple0541(m): 3:51pm On Dec 14, 2023
ETH is miserable I swear.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Turkish MP Suffers Heart Attack Right After Cursing Israel ( Video) by Laple0541(m): 8:52pm On Dec 12, 2023
I curse Israel too.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Filmed Vibing And Having Fun At Obi's House After Surulere Visit by Laple0541(m): 2:56pm On Dec 12, 2023
Which Obi?



I hope it’s not the political scammer!
Sports / Re: CAF Awards: Nigeria Wins In 4 Categories by Laple0541(m): 11:15pm On Dec 11, 2023
Now that we won almost everything, NFF should please sack Paseiro before he disgraced us in Ivory Coast next year.

They shouldn’t forget to sack Uzoho as well, the most useless keeper Nigeria ever had.

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Politics / Re: Ohanaeze Berates Bode George For Sayings Igbos Should Focus On Developing The SE by Laple0541(m): 10:56pm On Dec 11, 2023
Even if Lagos was a former capital which made her attracted other tribes, does that mean it should be a no-man’s land?

Other tribes reside in Lagos just like the Igbos and they never constituted any problem, why always them?

They claim they invested in Lagos, even Dangote whose personal investments are more than all what those okrika sellers called investments (all together) never claimed he owned Lagos.

Despite Abuja being FCT of Nigeria , we have indigenous people who owns the place. So what are they saying?

Btw, Bode George only gave a good advice which should not be misinterpreted in their victim oriented manner as usual.

Charity they say begins from home.

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