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Make una wait, i wan make sure say this nah true.

Still waiting to see some sense in this. If not, bro May God give yhu Brain.

Nigerians and free things, not even respecting the clothe that they are using to serve d country, always dragging small time someone will be shot and they will speak it in English "Stray Bullet"
Now I believe some Animals are better mannered than we humans.

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements.
So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionat
44. Social
45.ingeneous
46. Handsome
47.talented
48.Not too tall
49. Not too short
50.6 packs
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
51. give her compliments regularly
52. go shopping with her
53. be honest
54. be very rich
55. not stress her out
56. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
57 give her lots of attention
58. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
59. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
never to forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.
Men are in big trouble.
True or False?

Ighoga898:
OP u know pass the people behind d philosophy, these words re quoted 4 a reason

Am ain't that wise up to their own standard Buh sometimes we got to luk at somethings in a different Perspective

1. "WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE"
Whatever will be will not be; you have to make it
be. You have a part to play in what will be in your life, so don't leave it to chance.

2. "HALF BREAD IS BETTER THAN NONE!"
Why settle for half bread when you can get a full bread or even own a bakery. This is a limiting belief that
positions you to settle for less and it is a mediocre philosophy.

3."A FOOL AT FORTY IS A FOOL FOREVER"
A fool at any age can be a fool forever if he refuses to let go of his foolishness. It is never too late to become
wise because the day you wake up and wise up is the
day you CHANGE!

4. "FINGERS ARE NOT EQUAL"
Yes! Physical fingers in your hands are not equal but that does not make any of them valueless. Lose one
and you realise that they are all valuable. You are not
even a finger, so why look down on yourself.

5. "LIFE BEGINS AT FORTY"
If you are below forty and believe this, I feel so sorry for you because it means you are not yet alive.

6. "WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN"
Is your age coming down? Is your wisdom and knowledge coming down? Is the price of goods coming down? Think my friend!

7. "HE WHO LAUGH LAST, LAUGHS BEST!"
Why laugh last when you can laugh always and why laugh best when laughter is not a competition. When we programmed ourselves with these strange
philosophies, they limit and restrict us. The world theories has a way of bringing man down.

Thank God for His word.

Now i get the hint why Oyo state is still on strike.

Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti state has been asked to resign from office in seven days time or be chased out of the government house by people whose resources have been allegedly mismanaged in the last two years of his administration.
Activist lawyer, Morakinyo Ogele who called for the governor’s resignation on Thursday, July 7, also cautioned Fayose against blaming Lagos lawyer, Femi Falana as the mastermind of his latest brush with the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC).
According to Daily Post, Ogele said the latest revelations by the EFCC that Fayose allegedly purchased property within and outside the country with public funds means he was no longer fit and proper to continue to occupy the seat of the governor.
Ogele who recalled how the Fayose was removed from office in 2006 over corruption related charged regretted that Ekiti was again in the news for the wrong reasons over the alleged involvement of Fayose in the sharing of arms cash.
He said: “I am now giving Fayose seven days to resign from office, pack his bags and baggage from the Government House and leave Ekiti, otherwise I will not hesitate to lead a massive protest to chase him out of the Government House.
“I want to warn Fayose to leave Femi Falana out of his problems, he should stop saying Falana is the one trying to remove him.

A Masquerade is spotted and snapped because it has the same resemblance with one of our Minister, The Minister of Labour.
Yhu guys can share his name because i think i have forgotten his name.

Imagine d names of Iceland players that played
against England...

Halldórsson;

Sævarsson,

Sigurdsson,

Árnason,

Skúlason;

Gunnarsson,

Gudmundsson,

Bjarnason;

Sigthórsson,

Bödvarsson.

And you expected *Hodgson* to defeat his relatives

ICELAND will meet FRANCE at the quarter final
whiles

ENGLAND will meet SPAIN at the airport................

Robert Mugabe
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I so much love this man

Reading it in between Lines, I think Aisha Buhari Skeleton is not hiddin only in that Cupboard, buh she really Buried it and Cemented it. because if it were the tym of Mama Patience, they would hv taken it too Personal.

myners007:
I'm supremely confident that the westerners as a tribe are the most confused group in Africa. They voted for change and now they are criticizing the change using one of their uncontrolled son as their spoke person.

Seriously and Verbally Confused, I just don't understand Who and how they Let the Dog Out.

The Cuban Coast Guard announced this morning, that
they had intercepted an unmanned ship heading for the island, which is presumed to be the SS Cotopaxi, a tramp steamer which vanished in December 1925 and has since been connected to the legend of the Bermuda Triangle.

The Cuban authorities spotted the ship for the first time on May 16, near a restricted military zone, west
of Havana. They made many unsuccessful attempts to
communicate with the crew, and finally mobilized three patrol boats to intercept it.

When they reached it, they were surprised to find that
the ship was actually a nearly 100-year old steamer
identified as the Cotopaxi, a name famously associated with the legend of the Bermuda Triangle. There was no one on board and the ship seemed to have been abandoned for decades, suggesting that this could actually be the tramp freighter that disappeared in 1925.

An exhaustive search of the ship led to the discovery of the captain’s logbook. It was, indeed, associated with the Clinchfield Navigation Company, the owners of the SS Cotopaxi, but hasn’t brought any clue concerning what happened to the ship over the last 90 years.

Cuban expert, Rodolfo Salvador Cruz, believes that
the captain’s logbook is authentic. This document is
full of precious information concerning the life of the
crew before the ship’s disappearance, but the
entries stop suddenly on December 1, 1925.

On 29 November 1925, the SS Cotopaxi departed Charleston, South Carolina, and headed towards Havana, Cuba. The ship had a crew of 32 men, under the command of Captain W. J. Meyer, and was carrying a cargo of 2340 tons of coal. It was reported missing two days later, and was unheard of for almost 90 years.

The Vice President of Council of Ministers, General
Abelardo Colomé, announced that the Cuban authorities were going to conduct a thorough investigation to elucidate the mystery of the ship’s disappearance and reappearance.

“It is very important for us to understand what happened” says General Colomé. “Such incidents could be really bad for our economy, so want to
make sure that this kind of disappearance doesn’t
happen again. The time has come to solve the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle, once and for all.”

The Bermuda Triangle is a loosely defined region
covering the area between Miami, Puerto Rico and
Bermuda, where dozens of ships and planes have
disappeared under mysterious circumstances.

Popular culture has attributed many of the disappearances to paranormal and supernatural
phenomena, or to the activity of extraterrestrial
beings. One explanation, even pins the blame on
leftover technology from the mythical lost continent of
Atlantis.

Despite the popularity of all these strange theories, most scientists don’t even recognize the existence
of the Bermuda Triangle, and blame human mistakes
and natural phenomena for the disappearances.

The mysterious reappearance of the SS Cotopaxi has,
however, already generated a lot of interest in the scientific community and could push some experts to change their mind on the subject.

Jeez....!!!! What's happening in dis country.. Is dis d change dey asked of... God help us... EL-RUFAI NEW LAWS * In Kaduna you cannot preach without license * Every preacher will have to go and get ONLY one year license (renewable every year). That is, you must always preach without an expired license or you risk 2 years imprisonment. * If you invite any external preacher (i.e. preacher outside kaduna state), such a person must be licensed for the duration of his/her stay and the body issuing the license has the right to reject external preacher they feel is not qualify to preach in Kaduna state. * Every preacher who want to be licensed will appear before a screening committee. If he/she scales through, he/she will only be given licensed for one year. * The law criminalizes the use of CDS, Flash Drive and other communication gadgets except in religious building or inside your house. * That means, you will be arrested for listening to preaching or religious music inside your cars or in any open place except in your house or religious building. * If you preach without license, you are guilty of offense punishable with 2 years imprisonment or a fine of 200,000. You can’t use microphone in your church after 8pm you are guilty of offense punishable with 2 years’ imprisonment or a fine of 200,000. * Since all preaching must be done within a building, it means public evangelism will be criminalized. Those who preach early morning, known by some as morning cry and preaching inside bus if arrested will be fined N200,000. * This could also means, people will not be allowed to go out for evangelism on streets or move with vehicles with address systems to advertise their programs. Pls don't let's relent in our prayers , this man is an anti christ.

This really seems like the Author Just Fabricated her B.sc result buh if it is really true that she got her B.sc in Business Administration that means her result need to be Withdrawn.

The Last tym i checked, most of his Sons are studying abroad, i hope the y are making our Naira grow over there. Buh thinking of it, how many tyms has he bought a Ticket just to go and Watch Bayelsa vs Kwara United so as to make our Naira grow, all he does is go on vacation abroad.

aaronson:
Anybody who believes in that post is as gullible as you. End of story

A research that took me a while and yhu here making it luk that bad, maybe it's just that i got the one of yhur skul right.

mozele:
Nice 1

Thanks.

aaronson:
How did you conduct this misleading survey?

Bruh that's not the question, Which category did yhur school girls fall, cos that will be the question

The Road to success is not Straight: why
This is because there is a Curve we call Failure, The Leap we call Confusion, Speed Bump we call Friends, Road Light we Call Enemies, Caution Light called Family, But if you have a Spare called Determination, An Engine called Perseverance, An Insurance called Faith, A Driver called Knowledge, Then you will make it to a Place called success.
Never give up too easily.

Do yhu know that
1) 90% of unilag has aborted a Minimum of 5 times before their final year.

2) 65% of Nwafor Orizu College of Education girls are mostly seen in Owerri during the Weekend.

3) 60)% of UNN chicks can open their legs for yhu if yhu offer them Okpa and Coke.

4) 80% of Imsu chick doesn't wear pant.

5) 75% of Fed. Poly Oko chicks is hardly found a Virgin.

6) 80% of IMT chicks has a Yam leg.

7) 70% of Esut chicks wear One Pant and One Bra for five days.

89% of Delsu babes have Heavenly feelings as soon as they hear the sound of a Gun Shot.

9) 85% of Uniport babes carry their panties in their hand bag because they don't know where they will spend the Night.

10) 90% of FUTO chicks look like Weird MC.

11) All the chick in Covenant University hide their phones inside their Panties to avoid Detention.

12) 95% of Unizik Babes sleeps in there Uncles House During the Weekend.

13) 65% of UniIlorin chicks guzzle fluid like Cold Beer.

14) 55% of UniJos chick howl like witches during sex.

15) 70% of Absu babes wear second hand Panties.

16) It's like the gates of HADES has just been flooded open when about 69% of UniAbuja babes open dia Leg so long yhu have the Money and the D***.

17) No Unical female student is a virgin.

18) 80% of Ansu Chicks doesn't sleep in there hostels during the Weekend.

19) 75% of UniBen chicks Live with their school boyfriends.

20) 65% of Madonna University girls sneak out of school to go and stay with their Boyfriends.

You can add yours where it suits.

kayo80:
I guess as the saying goes, 'time changes yesterday.' It should be the other way around, but 9ice was recently photographed asking Yemi Alade for her autograph.


Yemi Alade shared the pic on Instagram a few minutes ago, with the caption "Oga @nice made me autograph my album for him when it should be the other way round... choi."


https://instagram.com/p/8IuxJBAvys/?taken-by=yemialade

Damn 9ice be lukin lik somfin else, trying hard to make the front page of Yemi Alade album. The autograph is just a camouflage.