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Rap BattlesRe: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by lario(m): 10:04am On Jul 07, 2010
dedicated to the maka R.I.P

just when you thought u was deep enough
but like the times before i called your bluff
funny how you make lame attempts to disrespect me
i make you feel pain like the real makavelli
usually i bury the past but speaking retrospectively
im responsible for your renascence
i gave you a tip, u chose to be a nuisance
you just had to come back for one last lesson
but like a basterd child you don get my blessing
no holding back, no clemency, no hesitating
leave you dumbfounded as i approach ya
listen as i slay this giraffe like a poacher
leave you hanging  by your head like a taxidermist
you talk of physics you couldn't solve this maths, you nitwit
king of deceptiveness, thats why you flow like a cunnt
bring the graph ima bring your epitaph, stuff your cadaver with your nuts
Rap BattlesRe: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by lario(m): 10:00am On Jul 07, 2010
just when you thought u was deep enough
but like the times before i called your bluff
funny how you make lame attempts to disrespect me
i make you feel pain like the real makavelli
usually i bury the past but speaking retrospectively
im responsible for your renascence
i gave you a tip, u chose to be a nuisance
you just had to come back for one last lesson
but like a bastard child you don get my blessing
no holding back, no clemency, no hesitating
leave you dumbfounded as i approach ya
listen as i slay this giraffe like a poacher
leave you hanging  by your head like a taxidermist
you talk of[b] physics[/b] you couldn't solve this maths, you nitwit
king of deceptiveness, thats why you flow like a cunnt
bring the graph ima bring your epitaph, stuff your cadaver with your[b] nuts[/b]
Rap BattlesRe: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by lario(m): 8:21pm On Jul 05, 2010
im chilling its u who wants to war with the king
so waiting to hear a little something
maybe you have learnt something by now
uv got two options bow out or bow down
Rap BattlesRe: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by lario(m): 7:30pm On Jul 04, 2010
beg ur pardon,
thought we was done
but if u want to keep the war fresh
then be my guest
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(op): 4:33pm On Jul 04, 2010
this page is for fun no beef please,
rez, i really think you got a thing for juicy
Rap BattlesRe: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by lario(m): 3:35pm On Jul 04, 2010
where the hell is loudspeeka
this fools are screwin up this page
juicy take it easy dont let the doulble team pull u down
fcus on your punch lines and kill em
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(op): 4:41pm On Jun 14, 2010
cool maka ur getting the concept u
didn't only rap with sense now
but u applied punchlines
and accurately too
this is ok
but don't understand ur first lines

don't be anxious to use rhymes
let the rhymes work for you
and not the other way
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(op): 7:17pm On Jun 12, 2010
he's so glad i praised him!
when kids do a little good they should
be told so they can do better

and u first line is not a punchline
its senseless (the Holy city)

this is a punchline

if you bring war into my district/
you leave as homicide statistics/
say a prayer as u take a dip with the fishes/
my dogs stay vicious,/ theses cats so ridiculous/
i slap so many time they call me doctor octopus/
i don't stress out with civilians/
but when i flow they call me a super vilian/
even you called me the devil/
my tactics is quite simple/
like a chemotherapist i massage these girls by their niples/
work my way till they scream for help/
next their and their friends try to tie me in their web/

lol just for your edu-tain-tion
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(op): 2:57pm On Jun 12, 2010
lets analyse this

he finaly gets to spit with sense
even though his first line is dump
but cant hold on to line of reasoning for to long
so he interludes with uhhhn
or was it that he was wanking off

he try
but
why would i want to use your flows exept to
prove gravity of your foolery
Rap BattlesRe: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by lario(m): 11:05am On Jun 11, 2010
juicy girl got my respect
maka and brown can learn from the chick
how not to be limp d**ks

i school hatters like biggie school the junior mafia
school these dump players like a gaffer
make them jerk like epileptics react to strobe light
they rap stupid cuz they wasn't born bright
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(op): 12:30pm On Jun 08, 2010
maka ran from that battle to run his mouth in here
tell darequam i only went easy cuss brown's a novice
this is still my HABITAT im not having any of THAT
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(op): 12:22pm On Jun 08, 2010
for the record
maka said he killed me
let the flows be read
loudspeeka's post
Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person
for your viewing pleasure iv uploaded the link
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-441464.0.html
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(op): 10:44am On Jun 08, 2010
u asked me to BEAT THAT
this fool just had to ASK
I'm gonna BEAT you like dry cleaners beat RUGS
BEAT you like your high school bully DOES
and like i said on the other PAGE
your thinking goes in REVERSE with your AGE
funny how an adolescent rhymes like a CHILD
what even funnier is with that VERSE he's so PROUD
maka and brown bring a DUEL where i DWELL
soniq and juicy mixed y'all like juice and gin, what THE HELL
now we can CONVERSE as they both can DUET with the POET
now we can hang in the booth sip off WEAKLINGS like MOET
if my GYMS her foot it would be to KICK you WEAKLINGS
you fools disgust me like shading DEALINGS
even the girls get irritated like y'all were DANDRUFF
but i understand, its normal for children to play ROUGH
i expose and lay y'all out on the STREET like COAL TAR
like the POPE i give HOPE and don't TOLERATE any NONSENCE
if AT THIS RATE you can make any SENSE in one SENTENCE
then ill trow you a BEAT, if not ill KICK against y'all like MALARIA
BEAT on y'all like the rain BEATS the EARTH
you losers don't belong here, you belong in the DIRTH
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(op): 8:54pm On Jun 07, 2010
non of you players are on the same level to draw swords with me
your are kids compared to me your so elementary
break you like rocks cuz your sedimentary
like multiple orgies i f**k*all of y'all
like coats leave you hanging on the wall
mr brown telling your boy bout having many skills
like wanting to give my back side a little drill
talking bout killing, yall cant kill a fly
i was born to ride yall was born to die
suicidal thought felling like big poppa
i bring war make heart beat raise a little faster
pay you your last right like a freaking pastor
and i dint rap with word like mugu or poo
you ignoramuses can learn a thing or two
money i make put my girls in jimmy choos
Rap BattlesRe: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by lario(m): 6:07pm On Jun 07, 2010
mi don't tot GUNS mi f*** wit NUNS
this fool here, he dont do NON
some negros rap about TITLES
some other about assault RIFFLES
i got thugs ready to take your life FOOL
check the stats im the best this YEAR
you still wear bibs and diapers in HERE
handicap, limp di*k, slow ridding FELLER
may i SUGGEST you treat your DEMENTIA
before your next VERSE
im shrew about DIGITS
never have i been counted with a MIDGET
do you dig that you slow reasoning FAGOT
premature, product of a leaking GLOVE
the tears i shed are those of LOVE
your girl loves it when i explore her CREVICE
your mum still call me up singing CRAIG DAVIDS( can you fill me in
it not my foult you was abused like DRUGS
it was you poking you strong ass with your THUMB
no! its not Cobe who laid you on the bathroom RUG
Rap BattlesRe: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by lario(m): 8:57pm On Jun 06, 2010
finally he speaks the bitter truth/
this is the final chapter not a truce/
there no limit to the talent the kid has shown/
he's enthusiastic about his heavenly home/
the cologne is smell is your em-bamment/
i just kicked you of the f**kin planet/
my game is far refined, i can do shit you only dream off/
that's i blow your card like gambit, i call your bluff/
im the ill reputed, deep flow encrypted/
battle rhymes perfected, lyrical godhead/
your too weak to sit were i stand no bragin/
with Viagra and steroids u still cant screw a virgin/
u couldn't fly if you was a kite whit wings and a rocket/
sshhh! i just promised your mom ill keep this of the docket/
this can be our very own dirty little secret/
the dude who writes your rhymes gets schooled by my lyrics/
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(op): 8:23pm On Jun 06, 2010
no you were dreaming of kicking mi arse while i bend over
a man has three legs. i kick my girl like you want to kick me
gay,

get off my page
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(op): 8:15pm On Jun 06, 2010
child. . . . .come over, bend over and let me unlEASH-
you with this devilISH, this lavISH, this oh so stylISH-

MRBROWNJAY,  that sounds so so Gay-ish
more like you was strafing your younger brother
while dropping your verse

me sound sound swedish
u sound like retarded B***H

this pure freestyle
not mr brown jay's style

i pull strings like a puppeteer
slay niegros like the a musketeers
word i flip stay sharp even after the beer
now im certain this fool needs medical help
i thought he was coming like a stealth
but he was only cumin at my words
ur not in my league get of my blog
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(op): 7:34pm On Jun 06, 2010
hey mr brown jay
u forgot to mention Poland, Finland
Scotland, Switzerland, Ireland
and the rest
or maybe your not just knowledgeable enough
Rap BattlesRe: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by lario(m): 7:09pm On Jun 06, 2010
mad flows i serve like an African DISH
negros like me are the reason u EXIST
i push you to put up your BEST
but still your not worth my BREATH
you make me laugh, want to break me like GLASS
you couldn't break if a DJ played your own TRACK
jocking my style, that's the only way you get HIGH
still my habitat, calling your self supreme is a habitual LIE
broke fool can even afford to pay his transport by BUS
me and my BOYS/ discover new lands like COLUMBUS
while you were LOST/ like the Israelites in EXODUS
i doing the smoothing off course im can see the SAW DUST
and even SONIQ's RAP  gave your head a little SPIN
to be EXACT she came thru like a knife thru your SPLEEN
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(op): 6:37pm On Jun 06, 2010
you seemed more concerned with this LAND - ISH
im CONVINCED; your a vagabond with a death WISH
this is the MOTHER LAND city of DREAMS, i run this S*IT
this poor retard been VICTIMIZE
and that why he can never be RECOGNIZED
so he lets it off through nursery school RHYMES
HUMPY DUMPY sat on my THRONE
HUMPY DUMTY got his head BLOWN
but i can't rap like THAT, im above THAT
i just took out the TRASH
Rap BattlesRe: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by lario(m): 3:29pm On Jun 05, 2010
THIS IS HOW I GET AT FOOLS

usually i dont battle children

this kid is hungry
he needs a meal
im lario stylz boi

my flows stay INTACT, as a matter of FACT
u flows not ill, they WHACK, im not having THAT
this is my HABITAT, im king of the PACK
your an impostor, a faker, o.g wannabe muderf**ker
trying to piss on the RAINMAKER this is my REIGN N*GGA
LARIO STYLZ KID, quick to make you bleed
ur shit cant compere to the list of my DEEDS
cant beat me if you smoke a whole bush of WEED
but u raped like me when you was ELEVEN
you age backwards like BENJAMIN BURTON
i leave my pump raiser in your MOMMAS LIPS
ask her son she'll tell you her favorite part is the TIP
Rap BattlesRe: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by lario(m): 2:45pm On Jun 05, 2010
i can laugh
FashionRe: Make Your Clothes (shirts And Pants) To Suit Your Lifestyle by lario(op): 2:36pm On Jun 05, 2010
good to know i give the word to my business connect
but my main focus is clothes customization and making
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(op): 1:20pm On Jun 05, 2010
iv got this in my pocket like a mobile device
all it really takes is mad beat a mick in my hands
Rap BattlesWho Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(op): 12:54pm On Jun 05, 2010
you know the deal
Rap BattlesRe: Ofoka Vs Baudex Battle Till U Can Battle No More ! by lario(m): 12:48pm On Jun 05, 2010
boudex gets my vote

this is deep poetic rhymes
well schooled well delivered
though i sense bad-blood
Rap BattlesRe: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by lario(m): 12:23pm On Jun 05, 2010
loudspeeka owns this thread
other posts were better left unread

i guess this is were i let it off

lario dont sweat
my technique remains the best
accommodating this kids like pest
even vermins wanna spit venom
like a preachers sermon
my word are truthfully spoken
accurate delivery of poison
there nothing juicy about beef with me
mi flow are deadly
in battle mi be ever ready
others be unreliable like NEPA
shaky like bad weather
weak like an old man's prick
they cant contend with the heat i bring
Rap BattlesRe: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by lario(m): 12:19pm On Jun 05, 2010
loudspeeka owns this thread
other posts were better left unread

i guess this is were i let it off

lario dont sweat
my technique remains the best
accommodating this kids like pest
even vermins wanna spit venom
like a preachers sermon
my word are truthfully spoken
accurate delivery of poison
there nothing juicy about beef with me
mi flow are deadly
in battle mi be ever ready
others be unreliable like NEPA
shaky like bad weather
weak like an old man's dick
they cant contend with the heat i bring
Rap BattlesRe: Battle Wif Me by lario(m): 11:22am On Jun 05, 2010
i can only laugh at this one

juicy u need to work on punchlines

lil i cant see your post
FashionMake Your Clothes (shirts And Pants) To Suit Your Lifestyle by lario(op): 10:58am On Jun 05, 2010
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