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BAZ001:
Oh noo
Uber drivers be like slaves or house help

Dis thread chaiii


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Bro what have u achieved in this life since you relocated

ThatIgboBoy:
E no pass to shout broke fool. We don dey hear that one from you since. Rich man wey dey snap upandan for every hotel wey him lodge to take oppress. That one na money miss road. Thank God you have admitted to selling properties bequeathed to you because merely looking at you, you have no single idea on how to generate wealth. Na to sell land, go chicken Republic, lodge for hotel with ashanti and come here to seek for validation.

Cry me a river

ThatIgboBoy:
E no pass to shout broke fool. We don dey hear that one from you since. Rich man wey dey snap upandan for every hotel wey him lodge to take oppress. That one na money miss road. Thank God you have admitted to selling properties bequeathed to you because merely looking at you, you have no single idea on how to generate wealth. Na to sell land, go chicken Republic, lodge for hotel with ashanti and come here to seek for validation.

Show me your debit alert this morning

I no need validation here Funds dey
Come chicken republic make I buy you breakfast this morning

dav1002:
You can position your legs anyhow but not in a K manner now boss
You sef reason am

E be like you too like this your original Louis vuitton shirt and balmain palm

Wetin you expect when I dey wear expensive clothes. They worth over 50k I buy from boutique and I no dey price. People dey feel say me I be Yahoo boy but dem no know the source of my money na land banking
The land wey I make some payments people don dey price am over 4Million
As I just dey look my land investments I just dey happy for my life

ThatIgboBoy:
Na the same outfit u dey wear everyday?

You must be a fool and daft not to see say na same hotel and same time and day that picture was snapped


Broke fool

The fool @ baz doesn't have brains to know that you can position your legs any How for a picture

You are too blind to know this

Anyone available for breakfast at chicken republic this morning Bills on me

Would soon leave bank now about to make more payments for the plot of land in Benin as a result of loan default.
Once am done with the Payment next week I would be looking for another plot of land to buy

@ bazz the broke fool what's your achievement in Congo so far

I'm made for life, so I can't be selling curtain to travel to another African country

Snoopy5:
Lol.

k- leg + big stomach × lanky body = Kwasoko

You know the kind of Millions wey dey inside that stomach

I sure say your family generations no go fit afford the lavish lifestyle I dey live

I know you dey wish say you can go to eatery everyday which you and entire family members can't afford

Snoopy5:
Lol.

k- leg + big stomach × lanky body = Kwasoko

You know the kind millions wey inside that stomach

I no say your family generation no fit afford the lavish life I dey live

BAZ001:
I mention ur name ?
U get k leg ?
U be NFA ?

Person just know him DNA without mentioning name

Make una help me look, se dis na straight leg or na k- leg

Mr man wetin you Don achieve for this life apart from selling your curtains and property to migrate to Congo . Any day anytime am richer than you
I no broke like you my account balance and land investments are there for me you poor thing I sure say you go don beg up and down and probably took loans to migrate
Does someone like me need to take a loan if I wanna migrate the answer is no I dey sure say you be destitute for where you dey or probably must have applied for asylum cos your papers no complete

Na your type dey talk say dem dey abroad and can't achieve anything for 40years

We no say you no dey any abroad people like you dey Benin or contonu dey claim say dem dey abroad

BAZ001:
You choose who u banter with on dis thread wisely if not u will be wasting ur energy & time
Some are too strong for me like Felicity of old before blackbishop & pope191 drop him rank.
Or CheerfulGiver that will curse u nincomptu / retard and waka.
Imagine make I dey banter with Mr kwasoko leg (k-leg) chicken republic man, No future ambition only olosho morning to night.

So as I see say u be keyboard warrior u go use choo choo choo wear me out. Na why I dey avoid u.

Lolz abeg I go like make you snap picture for Canada with an inscription of your moniker


FYI Am a very tall and lanky person b like say you blind who get kleg
You know wetin your mates don achieve wey don dey Canada you dey hear morning and night like say na Nairaland dey pay your bills
You get future ambition na him you dey Nairaland morning and night instead make you focus on how you go make am for Canada na your type dey drop out from school over there cos them no fit cope I dey sure say na one useless and irrelevant course you dey do overthere. Person like you no fit do S.T.E.M course cos your brain no go fit carry am

S.T.E.M course no be for empty brains like you

I no even broke like you to the extent I go sell curtain to japa

Even me wey still dey naija don achieve pass your papa wey dey canada this year alone :

Next week I go complete payment for another plot of land for Benin wetin your papa don achieve so far


Your mates dey buy land or car within a year of relocating to Canada
Tell me wetin you Don achieve since you go Canada?

UyaiIncomparabl:
No, thanks.

I don't mind doing it for you cos am inlove with you

ksmart027:
https://www.nairaland.com/7804908/dollar-crashes-790-parallel-market#125141132
Generalzold, I hope you Don cash out.

Buying of this dollar is a very risky thing better to invest in something else like Land

Dollar to naira be like sinusoidal wave

UyaiIncomparabl:
Man City and Arsenal are playing today oh. Just do what you want with that information.

Jokes apart, FCMG (Fast consumer moving goods) is a great business venture. You'll sell everyday. Basically, anything that satisfies human needs is a great venture.

I just dey find one free 5 milli this year make I take start Smoothies/Grills business. It's ganna be a bangaa.

Dm make u
I fund your business

Blackbishop:
As e no consign me but a quote of “Money Miss Road” just keep popping for my head.

A dog that will end at the end of a sharp knife will never listen to the whistle of the wise hunter.

Aso egungun, Aso egungun ni e.

A masquerade dress will alsways be a masquerade dress.
In other words; a poverty stricken mind will always be a poverty stricken mindset nothing can change it.


Awon agba will say; amukun eru e woo ani ti’oke lewo e wo ti’sa le.

Meaning - Amukun is someone with an imbalance legs so imagine someone like that carrying a load.

This means no matter the advice they will always go astray.

Spending money without planning is an epitome of foolishness and showing off on a faceless forum is the zenith of another imbecilic dimension.

No sir backup dey

Money sweet to spend and money na spirtit ;

D

You fit come follow me flex Don and Masters DBS Road Asaba

Even though debit alert no easy

The kind debit alert wey dey phone for the pass two months eeeeeeh

Funds dey Your papa change hotel the way I do

I don spend 100k on two different pussies in 48hrs


@ snoopy come Don and Masters make I clear you say I b confirm Asaba na we get the city

How many plots of land your papa or generation go fit purchase next week make I finalise this land deal with my lawyer

Fool go hustle so that you go dey enjoy life

[quote author=Snoopy5 post=125113383]Don't tell me you are from Asaba or its environs in Delta State. You are seriously fukking up to be from there. That your body confirm say you be from Nkelefi or inner koro for Ebonyi. The sooner you grow up and change, the better for you.[/quote


All these broke fools

Come Don and Masters Asaba DBS Road
We no dey fear debit alert

Pearl1910:
Refuel max N1,200?! which year for which village??

You no go blame am him no go get idea since na mama put him dey chop Shame go even catch me to say I want enter eatery to buy food of #1200

That was years ago when I never get money
Everyday wey I dey go eatery if I no buy food 2800-3300 omo I go dey feel ashamed

NewDea4:
On top all this money you dey spend, why you come still resemble houseboy abi agbero sef😋

What's your Account balance ? I no sure say your account balance go reach 8 figures so

Viking07:
Thanks. No I did not. 😁

I guess no be Engineering cos all the Engineering courses wey I dey get for Canada na 17M upwards Total cost of implication. I still dey find the one of less than #15M cost implication. Congratulations bro

Snoopy5:
Oh Lord See millionaire leg and body. Upon all the chicken Republic, you dey chop.

You look like a farmer, that is person wey don suffer for this life before. Abi na armed robber you be? After looking at that picture, all I have for you is pity. Your case is not worth it at all.

Just an observer, I won't reply you.

Ode so you must be a foolish person to think that a Millionaire has to be Fat all those yahoo boys how many of them are fat maybe na kid we still dey him mama house I dey follow talk
Why don't you post all your Monthly transactions let's see inside me and you who's broke

I would paste my monthly transactions den let's see who's broke

The shirt alone na your monthly feeding money I wear so

Viking07:
Thanks to bolt and Uber. Son of man finally left the country 3 days ago.

What did bolt contribute to my journey? Well, the experience isn’t a waste. Plus I sold my car, same car I got because of bolt. The money was really helpful.

My target was NOT to exceed 2yrs in the hustle. I exited at exactly 1yr 6 months. So yes, bolt is indeed a stepping stone. 😁

This is me wishing everyone success in their exit strategy. Keep doing your bolt hustle till it clicks. I dey Toronto, Canada. In case any pilot is based here too. 😁🙌

Bro congratulations

Make I ask you did you spend up to 17-18Million for the total cost implication ?

expoguru:
I see you are happy that you rented hotel of 15k and littering nairaland with pictures...guess you just arrived from one backward village that's why hotel of 15k is probably shacking you...people dey collect apartment of 50k per night, you dey hotel with student bed dey liter nairaland with pictures...omo orirueri

1,

OK oniranu post your last week debit transactions abeg I want check something

expoguru:
with this your small bed...na 10k hotel u go rent bro? E beta to dey my house pass this small bed...for two people? Haba mana

Your papa na fool hotel Of 15k
Hotel with Dstv 24hrs light (33line)
Their food na 4k
I dey run daily expenses of 20k daily
How many salary earners fit do am
Oponu oshi like you
Fool snap your face me I face you house make i see something first

Hustle oooo you that you can eat chicken republic everyday

mejai:
This asaba ashawo man don come from ashawo thread to corrupt us again. Wetin we do u?

I dey bend am like benz
I took her to my room and start to dey bend am like benz

Who collect land money must chop breakfast

It's time for Pablo to check out from his hotel room

GeneralZodd:
Here are the things I bought regardless of inflation if I had not invested I wouldn't give it a thought.

Water dispenser

Sound bar

55 inches TV

Gas cooker

Binatone iron

Blender

Toaster

Standing fan

AC



The good thing is that I still kept change after the purchase.

Bro see as I dey envy you I wished I had invested in this dollar of a thing but I was scared cos the market is volatile