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Surgery or nt e dey ur body.

Tall guys no dey do am well.

No! Wat is ur own. Eke!

I am nt seeking 4 white collar job again, l am going into d business of soul winning. I ve plots of land, contruction of d church commences soon. Name of d proposed church-HOLY GHOST INCLINED. Member-All nairalanders. Come one, come all. I must drive Range Rover Sport this year, amen.

bright007: Well..I really agree with more than 70% of what you wrote here and I really found reading this write-up funny as well.But that is not to say that some rich men of God in our midst today followed this path before they became rich and famous....
Another thing is that,if it were an imam u wrote about now,I believe some muslims would have started calling for your head claiming you are blaspheming...

so ar u saying religion mockery is allowed in christianity?

Folks, u shuld rather leave this 'truthman' 2 wallow in his own ignorance. They ve given u fact 2 show dt jesus himself do nt speak of himself bt d will of d father above.

nextpart: Since there is no refutation of the statement, it is assumed it is true. Then if is true, something must be wrong.

To attempt suicide is an evidence of psychic disturbance and demonic possession. There was no precedence that anyone who had contact with God or angels of God became so depressed and attempted to commit suicide.

John 13:
The Bible says Satan entered into Judas and he committed suicide.

Examples of those who had contact with God or His angels and there was no attempt to commit suicide:

Luke Chapter 1: Angel Gabriel appeared to Mary, a young woman and yet she was not so depressed and never attempted suicide.

Acts 9:1-22: Paul (then Saul) had a terrible experience. Jesus immediately arranged for his rescue and he started preaching the gospel. He had no psychic disturbance or depression and no attampt to commit suicide.

Genesis 6: God spoke to Noah.

Genesis Chapter 12-18: God spoke to Abraham

Exodus Chapter 3-34: God spoke Moses.

Is Gabriel that appeared to Muhammad who caused depression and attempted suicide not questionable?

It is man's duty to try all spirits to know whether they are of God.

1 John 4:1
Beloved, believe not every spirit but try the spirits whether they are of God.......

l refute such claim since notin of dat such exist. Logically, it culd happen to any seeing an angel 4 d first time. Just a moment, how do u react If d ghost of ur grandfather appears to u in real life. l surely guess ur reaction. Why ar u guys unnecessarly finding fault where there is none. Instead of busying ur search on hw to seek salvation in d right direction so dat ur hereafter can be bettr off. I wuld rathr seek d mercy d only true God than nosing on what othrs believe . What ve u done to d numerous discrepancies in d bible? Is jesus a man or God is still a major confusion in d christiandom. Wise up.

acidtalk: If na Adeboye and those other men now, na so una go dey run helter skelter they call up friends say you don hear wetin baba talk?

automatically u want 2 open ur own church with ur usual n regular prediction. I dont believe in soothsayer.

Why d private jet, expensive schools, mansion? Why cant our pastors live an examplinary life of jesus christ? Who lived a life of immaterial. Jesus gave service frm place 2 place on foot, he has only a jug, to drink n a comb to brush his beard. One day, he was passing by n saw a poor man drinking wit his bare hands from a stream. Jesus decide to throw away his jug so dat he culd be equl to d poor man. Hence, he meet anothr man who cannot afford a comb, brushin his beard wit his bare fingers. He threw away his comb so dt he can live d same life. Believe it or nt! Material life in d way of devil. I am nt of d opinion dt u shuld live in ajegunle if u can avoid a house in lekki, bt evertin wit moderation, give 2 d poor let d wealth goes round, d same God creates both d noble n d commoner bt He prefers u as a noble..

Logicboy03: See this thief. You must be making some income from the tithes of sheep in some church.


How does god get the tithes? Does god evenneed the money in the first place. Why not give the money to the poor and needy?


Tithing to private jet pastors is foolish. Pastors dont tithe.

i correct boy . Bt which side u dey?

But l am nt frm Aluu!

I detest tattoo.

It is natural of hr 2 put up attitude, nothing any one cn do, even hr mothr is aware of hr ego. Leave d situatin d way it is while she displays hr dramatic gift. Unfortunately l dont knw hr, l wuld ve cast hr in a thriller.

Bt if a woman doesnt posses 25% of d above qualities, can we stil download dem n install in such woman?

There exits Rough guys n d good ones. It is time we known dt some girls prefer rough guys because they handle their potatoes roughly, with no mercy n 4 d fact dt they ar flyguys.

Just about ten minutes ago, joe, my friend just called dat he was in his girlfriend's house when her mum called her for an errand in d neighbourhood. In her absent, he said something stroke his mind that he should take her phone lying on the sofa and flip through. That he first thigh that came to his mind was to check his number in her phone book. There, he realised that his name was saved as ATM. He said none of his name begins with any of the letters-ATM. He said that his mood changed instantaneously. That he wanted to walk away but the presence of her mother in the sitting room. This is a relationship of 7 months. Pls advise.

Psylas: to christians, prophet muhammad was agent of satan! If u knw hw d bible described satan, u will knw wat islam is.

u would be most surprise dt jesus himself will deny u when dt hour comes.

akpanbaba: Just a wasteful generation of people.

the end justifies d mean. It is a pity dt we only realise hw wastful or gainful we ve been at grave.

pappilo: If loving my fellow human makes me a foolish Christian so be it. I can tell you an illiterate because you throw words like slander, libel and satire about without understanding what they mean so i wont argue with you. it is obvious your hatred of muslims clouds your judgement.

God bless u n may he increase ur wisdom.

Logicboy03: You are a foolish christian.


There remains a distinction between libel/slander and satire.

No! he is being objective u ar d foolish one.

berem: I bow for these muslims o! Na now dem dey protest when the thing don become past tense? Na now their eyes open? Abeg make pesin help me shout ALLAHU AKBAR!

why dont u go thru dt article again to understand dat they ar callin 4 d removal of d film frm d internet?

DMainMan: GUY, u call it freedom of speech when de are abusing the HOLY PROPHET(SAW). But if it were to b d reverse case, de will say it is terrorism. u guys ar HYPOCRITES

thx u my guy most of them ar foolish n they tik like one. So who is terrorisin who? u advocate peace yet u insult othr people's personality. Can there ever be peace?

Shollypopz: This vivian chinaza girl is in serious mental bondage...... SMH!

4 ur mind! People like u fall victim most.

vivian chinaza: I hate it when women cheat!!! Nd I don't understand why I prefer to see a man see to that of a woman! If I'm a man and my woman cheats, she will be out on her bony azz.

Men are men, the sooner we understand that telling a man not to be a man is like telling a rainbow not to be colourful the better for us. I'd dump a man than cheat on him. Well, that's my opinion.

u a too sure! Infact, can l be dat ur man?

Ifilinwa: i will cut off his ***** or i will iron It

wat happened if d reverse were to b d case?

berylLOL: well, Guys are egoistic in nature buh some do forgive their cheating gurlfnds, same with Women, some women do not forgive.

can u forgive on dat?

Ifilinwa: Would really like to know coz d idea pisses me off.. Drop ur comments, guys

why does dat piss off, it is natural, God ordain it. 4 peace, let it be. Bt l wont cheat on a dedicatd lady.

Whobedatte: Thats the decadence/rot our educational system has fallen . No nigerian university ranks amongst the top 5000th. A unmittigated state of emergency needs be declared in that sector.

emergency can only help if d situation is critical bt ours is a dead situation. No wonder dere is unemployment?