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All our judgements, acts, includin religion practice shud be based on biblical proposition, philosophy and feeble be discarded 4 d sake of unity.

Forget it! Since l knw dt toyota is made in japan, range rover sport is made in america and corruption is made in nigeria. I dont get surprise any more.

Nuezha: Your friend is an accomplice. Nothing good can come out of him. In fact he's going there to steal!!!

Toyota is made in japan, Ford explorer is made in america and corruption is made in nigeria.

abiL: Use my phone, like I'm doing now, or go to the toilet to either sleep or fix my make-up. Most times I just leave.. Church isn't by force.

l so much fear u, u sleep in d toilet? Or sometin!

berem: Can't remember the last time I stepped my foot in a church premises not to talk of attending a service. Lord have mercy on my soul!

u ar just like me in dat respect, can we go togethr next time

jhydebaba: I simply go to the bar, take some shine shine bobo and when I come back to the church I'm gonna lite it up.

*who born boringness?*

thx man, once l feel bore l just ask google

cogitoErgo: Nawa o, I just hope it will be a joke! was the mosque looking like a church? If its true, I hope the muslims will not use it to score some cheap points but to address the real problem on ground.

dont be dogmatic these killers knw no boundary only God has d answer.

Good compositin

Agrika: I love huge men, i dont need a broomstick jare

see me here!

Aza Montana: Tall,Dark, handsome, must have a big body, not fat i mean Muscles. I prefer a athletic guys, even if he is not athletic but he must be a guy who spends time working on body building. He must be very strong, i wana feel his strong arms around me. I love dark guys and personality is everything because other guys are just too shallow. sense of humour , humble and cute

i am dat dream of urs.pls l am waitin

I am melcho meanin dt I ve 60 percent melancholy n 40 percent choleric.

[quote author=lola.luv]Hmmmn!
Would def be trying that out someday, at the right time with the right person.

But I don't think it'd be all the time though. I like my privacy and alone time.[/quote]so wt if ur husband wil nt bath without u. Do u leave him to smell like fish?

berem: if na your prayer e no go work!

u dey fear? Just free ur man jo!

I once used 'mechanic' bt d message in d sms exposed me.

vivian chinaza: I think the longest I have stayed without my bf (now ex) is a year and 4months....so yes for a bf I can stay a year and 4months which would be hell for me, but for a husband....a month tops! If I don't see him after a month, I'm gonna take the next available flight or vehicle to wherever he is before I go crazy.

wt if u dont knw where he is hindin or unapproachable 4 dat time e.g off shore. Well sha, l wil be available

See wt patience can breed! Here l come!

I dont advise marriage out side religion truism. Bt we shuld rather joke with d reality, ladies, due to their over stay n home bored end up marrying outside their faith, provided lv n carin ar assured, as 4 me larrymoore l go 4 any lady inrespective of faith. Wht do we regard as hopeless place? Hw do we assure dt our faith is salvatn gaurantee? Simple logic is nt d best rerequisite to judge a faith. Folks! Wise up! Dont be dogmatic!

1. The more a woman exercises, the easier it is for her to orgasm.
2. Giris that ride in horses are better in bed.
3. Women tend to feel more attached to their partner after having an orgasm.
4. The average man ejaculate within 2 minutes of sexual intercourse.
5. It is easier for a woman to climax to an orgasm if her legs are raised into the air.

@larrymoore

A newly married couple was having dinner when some armed and dangerous looking assasins broke into their house. The couple was so frighten because of their looks n arms they were carried. The leader of d robber said "look at me, l ve been fully paid for your life, therefore, dont make any noise just say ur last prayer bt before l kill my victims l like to know their names". He pointed at the wife, " you, what is ur name?" the wife panicly she quickly said "my name is elizabert" the assasin responded, "oh! Elizabert, that is my mother's name, l will not kill u" he turned to the husband and asked "you, what is your name?" he frightenly responded, "my name is steven but my friends call me elizabert"

booqee: A Community pastor was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery every time.
So, he told the community to adopt saying they have "fallen" & not go into details.
(As he would understand)
The old Pastor died & Pastor Akpors - a new pastor from outside the town was sworn in.
Everyday people go to him & say they have fallen.
Pastor Akpors being concerned & not knowing what's going
on called the village chief & said to him,
"I think u should get the pavements fixed,
people tell me that they have fallen everyday."
The Chief laughed hysterically knowing exactly what it means.
"Don't laugh" says Pastor Akpors.
"Your wife fell 9 times this week"




The chief had a cardiac arrest.

thx lady booqee!

MrPrsdent: i know u girls wont like the joke

guys will understand it better

see the funny side of it,its not sexist

ladies will nt find it funny bcs they expectd d man 2 bring out his cord n dig deep into d lady.

k2039: GBAM.

They think their pastors are superhuman,who probably doesnt have his own marital problems.They all so think their pastors are all knowing who can solve all marital problems.
Funny enough the couples are always wrong with their assumptions and are always left dejected.

worse stil some of us believe dat if d pastor ordain antin 4 us, it is d same as d voice of God. They wont travel without their pastor's approval moreso,dey dont marry without their consent automatical dey serve dem. My people which prayer is bettr, fastin n prayin on ur own or someone doin dat 4 u?

jasmine21: First of all, I'm getting irritated by these Dino stories. D man is clearly a Dog. Although I don't pity d Bisi Ibidapo actress cos she clearly sleeps around & kept her affair with him private wen d going was good. Now that's its bad she's telling d world.
There's no smoke without fire so this email coupled with Bisi's story has some element of truth (he hates condom) LOL! So he likely got that babe pregnant.
His wife spoke too soon. Instead of her to keep quiet and watch d story unfold she is making noise everywhere. Abeg dis man is n animal joor!

so hw do u knw he doesnt like condom? I m suspectin u joo!

brixton: My fiancee is d queen of snooping.she does it in a provocative manner den cmes baq to fight me ova ha findings. I neva check hers cos 'wat u dnt knw won't hurt u'

l support u 'wat u dont knm wont hurt' a lady culd ve toasters whom she she doesnt care 4. Bt at d same tim we need 2 be vigilant.

vivian chinaza: Ok, I'm gonna confess, I was one time guilty of it. Tho the guy in question was not a partner, and the reason I did was because he was lying and I needed to find out the truth and there was no other way (considering the time factor). So I checked his phone and gbam the truth was right there! I was glad I found out the truth but I felt a little bit bad.

Imo, I think if we are completely honest with each other there won't be need for all that, checking my/his phone won't be necessary or a big deal if he/I does/do so.

Someone like me could go to any length to dig out the truth with evidence even if it means setting the guy up.

The experience? Well, sometimes it could be horrible if u don't brace urself up for whatever u are snooping around for, cos u might find out much more and its gonna hurt u.

Two wrongs don't make a right? Yes! I totally agree with u.....but sometimes when a smooth criminal guy/babe (an expression) is involved two wrongs then make a right! Some people are born liars and they leave you with no choice than snooping around. But yea I agree with u, ITS A BAD THING!

[quote so u can be dat desperate? Some a professional, no matta hw had u try u dey keep singin 'catch me if u can' l feel u lass!author=vivian chinaza]Ok, I'm gonna confess, I was one time guilty of it. Tho the guy in question was not a partner, and the reason I did was because he was lying and I needed to find out the truth and there was no other way (considering the time factor). So I checked his phone and gbam the truth was right there! I was glad I found out the truth but I felt a little bit bad.

Imo, I think if we are completely honest with each other there won't be need for all that, checking my/his phone won't be necessary or a big deal if he/I does/do so.

Someone like me could go to any length to dig out the truth with evidence even if it means setting the guy up.

The experience? Well, sometimes it could be horrible if u don't brace urself up for whatever u are snooping around for, cos u might find out much more and its gonna hurt u.

Two wrongs don't make a right? Yes! I totally agree with u.....but sometimes when a smooth criminal guy/babe (an expression) is involved two wrongs then make a right! Some people are born liars and they leave you with no choice than snooping around. But yea I agree with u, ITS A BAD THING![/quote]