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Beretta92: Larry,you're on front page now.oya come and continue.this is your opportunity to get more followers.

Wow!

HumbledbYGrace: Moss and I are blood siblings so it will be inbreeding its not allowed in ma culture

Really? Then why is he always after my head every time I sashay towards you?

Damex333: thats cos u dont knw foxy,he is d international weed marketer to nairaland.

I see. Hence, the Who Mess chronicle.

By the way, where is Red Moss hiding? Do I have to create a topic about him too? HEHEHEHEHE

Foxy_Rebirth: We've found Larry now.... What next??

**Brings out weed and starts smoking**

You don't call it weed, you call it 'Tabernacle'.

Mynd_44: Hello wonderful people

Hello great buddy

Shugamania: cos that's the only way i can be ur elder sister..


See?.. Old man

Age is just a number, darling.

HumbledbYGrace: 18 Larry? Wow,

*in ma southern broken english*

I first to see someone like u

Yeah, my first child just turned 18

HumbledbYGrace: Are u saying ur the opposite?

@Mynd I can't bear the thought of having a child with the blood of the Martins running in her veins.......

I will look for a potential suitor don't worry

Thanks HBG, for placing the last straw on the load!
However, I can't bear the thought of perfoming the role of Red Moss either...he'd render me neutered.

Damex333: yes i knw,and i mean u re just as handsome as cain.

I'm not all that ugly
Good morning, peeps!

Mynd_44: If she was ready, are you?

Of course, I'd take good care of her baby

Mynd_44: Dude answer the question. Do you wanna have her baby or not?

The question is: Would she want me to have her baby?

Damex333: cain don die,im no fit type,but u be cain padi,wey be lyk abel,but av d thought of cain,and d action of micheal,and handsomeness of cain himself

Cain wasn't in the least handsome.

Shugamania: Lol.. What is the 'it' that is sweeting? Abeg o.



Errrmm.. Mr larry, are u anywhere below 20?

Nope, why did you ask?

Danielle 'Omolola' Steel, bring it on!

Damex333: cos it would be more sweet if u get high in his house

You guys are beginning to complicate things. Shugamania is ma big sister.

I REJECT SUCH! What a strange imagination you've got?

Another word added to my lexicons. Thanks, Mac.

Damex333: something very close 2 that.

CAIN IS DECEASED, DAMEX! **Praying vigorously: I shall not die but live, I shall not die but live, I shall not die but live**

Mynd_44: So you don't wanna have her baby

Red Moss, see what havoc you've wreaked! Mynd is thinking me a baby-claimer!

Cain is a villain, I'm a hero. Great difference. I once rescued a fish from drowning

HumbledbYGrace: Do u mean u wanna have ma baby?

Red Moss said that, not me. Although, I'll carry your baby if she's cute, and not Rukewe-like.