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semitunde:
...words can make you blue
Larrysun should take a cue
But the "love" between these two
You haven't got a clue.

Save the airs, here comes the sage
I'm here to announce a happy marriage
Can the audience pls standd up?
The hussy is about to man up

Larry, son be a good man
take care of her
And you'll have fireflies
And even firestar

.....lovely for a first poem ei?

Wow! This is awesome!

You have been talking about fire
Will you standd here and watch me burn?
Or rescue me from this recent desire?
I still remain the one and only Sun.

standd:
The fool is a hacker, I was complaining to a friend right now.
I just changed my password for the tenth time today.
You know her/him.
Did he/she insult you?
I don't have an alternate bearing that name but he/she posts on my behalf.
He mailed some other Mods too acting like me..

A hacker? Wow! Such a fool indeed.

No, I don't know her.

standd:
Insidous..stop oh. Protect your IQ

SonOfMark...your grammar self fit cure ebola and AIDS, na wah. Easy jor

LarrySun ...In case you didn't get the memo, I apologized and I also don't want any story dedicated to me, I don't want nor welcome it. Thanks for the offer though.

Oh! Thank you, thank you so much. Phew! I had been racking my brain so much about what comedy to write.

By the way, are you also another Nairalander called Hayorra? The owner of that moniker has been changing genders so recently. I just want to know, no offence please.

firestar:
Try jor.
You want me to yab you?
There's no better motivation than that.

LarrySun!
If your mentions clocks 3, with my name on it... (...)

Well, what can I say? Initially, the thread was fun. Both Standd and I were even cracking jokes about a certain pair of shoes. But, perhaps, she read too much meanings to what I posted and decided to start placing insults. She started by believing she was a goddess of insults and such. Something went wrong, the emotions heightened and attacks were launched.

She said she didn't like me and I told her quite frankly that the feeling was mutual. I think that was what fuelled the disagreement. We went a little bit too far. I called her suicidal and she, on her part, found it incubent to revealed privileged information about me. Isn't that contrary to her claim of not knowing me offline? I wonder, if you don't know me offline, why do you have to reveal offline information? For what? To win an e-fight?

But I've slept over the issue and I realised that I, too, had not been nice to her. I came back the next day to apologise but she still haboured resentment, I don't think she does anymore though. If she still does, I can only shrug my shoulders. Some kind people have contacted me privately and given me reasons to ignore her jibes.

I've been remorseful and I've chastised myself. I've even decided to dedicate one short story to her, but I'm not going to do that until she, too, apologises to me.

Ishilove:
Lets groove tonight!

get the spice of life!!

Or something like that. E don tey

Christ! I'm so old!

Ishilove:
'Larry and The Gang'- Sounds like one of those old pacesetter novels about a police man named Larry and his gang of fearless bribe collectors

I only know of Cool and the Gang; those are crazy lyricists!

standd:
Lol Thanks.
No more fighting ...
Monkey and banana...ahahah
Let's move on.

There's no ridicule anywhere, don't be decieved.

I tried my best to make this work out, God knows I did. I kept my cool, hoping that you would also do the same. I apologised but you threw my apology to the dogs.

I agree that I wasn't in my best self on that thread. It was terrible of me to call you suicidal and I sincerely apologise for that. As a matter of fact, I peaceful co-existence to verbal confrontations. I hope we can coexist peacefully. Thanks.

It is so obvious that this Standd is sick. I tried to offer her a branch of olive, but being a monkey she is, she grabs at banana.

I managed to ignore her but she still had to ridicule herself. She's got such an alarming reputation at fatuity.

The earlier she seeks the spiritual help the better for her. Funny enough, rather than being angry, I now feel sorry for her. I'm sure many people on Nairaland do, too.

Captainswag225:
lol tooth fairy was funny. Its nice. Have u watched fast and furious 5? The rock v vin diesel fyt was awesome

Fast and Furious 7 was awesome, but I liked Rock more in 5. The fight between Rock and Diesel was classic.

Captainswag225:
it was to happen 2 years ago but the rock sustained an injury in his last wrestlemania match against cena. Considering his rising movie career in hollywood, he decided to back out of the match against lesnar but now he wants to fyt, nxt year myt be the year. The rock is ma guy., i will be cheering for him against brock. If u smell what the rock is cooking..... I have his theme song on my phone.

I just finished watching one of his old movies: The Mummy 2.

Captainswag225:
mark henry, big show, ryback, rusev, name them they jux cant stand the beast. Btw am hearing rumours abt a match btn brock n rock set for wrestlemania nxt yr. I hope it happens

WOW!!! I hope so, too!

I think Rock is the closest person to downing Brock...funny how Rock can be spelt from Brock. Lol!

Captainswag225:
here it is

Even Mark Henry can't beat him.

Captainswag225:
ladies and gentlemen who is winning the title today? We wait and see

Imagine Cena squaring off with this colossal beast.

whitewitch:
ok he actually got married to a diva

Those divas are hot but they fight dumb.

Niklausa, you're evidently justified.

whitewitch:
Yeah exactly, i thought baptista came back, but what happen?

I think Batista is confused.

whitewitch:
Undertaker is married to michele mccool, dat forma beautiful young wwe diva, dat had a partner named laila.

I don't know the divas much, except the hot AJ Lee.

And Edge's Lita.

whitewitch:
i think he will, but it will b his last match in WWE, just like a sendoff party 4 him.

It's high time he retired.

whitewitch:
LOL i mean vincent mcmahool and d boards.

It's Triple H and his wife who are running things now. They're just destabilizing things.

Captainswag225:
hmmm, he did very against brock at wrestlemania but i think brock underestimated him. If they should meet again brock will hurt him badly.

Reigns is very strong, too.

whitewitch:
LOL he is nt a dead man, he is human, hav u seen his wife?

No, I've not seen his wife. Who is his wife?

whitewitch:
they knew he was weak and he had some injuries yet they drafted d fight all bcaus of d publicity nd d money involve, d whites are greedy.

Says the whitewitch.

whitewitch:
dat was d 2nd time in my life dat i shed a tear in wrestling, i was sad mehnnn!! d 1st was when triple H almost broke his back with a chair in wrestlemania 27. "i just love undertaker.

You love a dead man? I never pictured you for a necrophiliac.

Captainswag225:
yeah, i was hurt too but who better to do it than the beast?

I believe Roman Reigns can defeat Brock.