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You go gal!
You gat the money honey. . .Load up ya truck. . .or should I say 'jet-plane'!
I will be ya nanny!

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STORY #1
Huhuonline.com can disclose that patients at the Central Hospital in Benin City, Edo state are now gripped with fear as they woke up Wednesday morning to discover that strange visitors had plundered the maternity wards [s]in search of babies and human organs for ritual purposes[/s][/size]

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STORY #2
“Something happened at the early hours of this morning. [s]We learnt that they were thieves, probably pick pockets, who broke into the premises and stole some handsets and cash from some patients,” [/s] adding that, “Few hours later, someone was arrested and taken to the police station. The hospital is investigating the incident with the help of the police and our private security outfits.”[/size]

I guess cash and handsets are now human organs?
Since when did Edo state become Eastern or Western Nigeria. . .with the hunt for 'human' organs for JUJU?
This is contagious I swear!

Was it a crime before?
How many have gone to jail for it?
Many NL had 3-4 pregnant co-wives in the wedding parties. . .AT THE ALTARS/SHRINES, AT THE SAME TIME!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8292312.stm

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[size=20pt]THIS IS AFRRRRRRRRRRIKKKKKKA!!!! [/size]

Evil Brain:
[size=20pt]The woman is lying. The subsidy has been removed and the savings have been used to pad the 2012 budget.[/size]
The new budget without subsidy is 6% higher than last year's which included over N600billion for it. If the government was still deciding whether to remove subsidy they would have kept some money aside to pay for it meaning that this budget should have been significantly smaller.

So unless GEJ is planning to illegally fund subsidy with N1 trillion naira of mostly debt this year then this story can't be true. [size=20pt]I find it hard to believe that Mrs. Okonjo-Iweala is stûpid enough not to know this therefore, she must be lying through her teeth.[/size]

Gbam!This Brain evil nor be small!!!

[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=825454.msg9768365#msg9768365 date=1323928614]Oh! Blazay my suger lulu, where have you been?

Thank God you survived that winch TB Jashua. How many times una wan ban Blazay sef?[/quote]You don come again?
Mu he he he he
All these Alaye 'Yoruba' boys for disi NL huh?
I beg. . .make I close from work. . . make we begin post pissshure e jor.
I loved that session nor be small. I saved soooooooo many NL pictures my computer begin dey protest against wor-worism!
Dem even ban the thread 'along' with moi. . .YOU were spared by Mr And Mrs Nairaland?
Na wa for NL-WI-FI. . . .HOT-"G"-SPOT. . . .CAP-POOOSIE-NO connections o!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_der_Waals_force#London_dispersion_force

My own na 'Van Der Wale' connections. . . aka "London Dispersion Forces". . . I swear!
Na you biko!

Wetin this wor-wor 'Reubena Abagana" woman dey tok?
Will wait for now?
Till when?

She be Minister of Misinformation or Mismanagment of Finance?

Aigbofa:
Christmas goat ke? Where did you get that from? I'm in loooove.
You don't know what you are missing though.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Jaybee will be impressed with you.
You know s/he wa-nks off with our exchanges.
You know I am old enough to be your grand ma huh?
I am going to sleep. . . before awon "Tpia" will start burning candles with all this love for a 'pariah'!
Perhaps in another lifetime. . . not this one.
O da bo o!


Off to bed.

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Aigbofa:
LMAO

It can't be that bad! Frankly, I think we will make a great couple.

Is my avatar doing you 'the tin'?
Great couple indeed! You looking for a Christmas goat huh?

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Naaaaaaaaaaaaa, . . .You are more fun as an 'h-enemy'. . .

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Aigbofa:
Let's start with Ihe di n'ukwu. . . What is that in English? If it is vulgar, please don't bother.

Here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdlk20EIog0&feature=relmfu

Aigbofa:
Where are you? I'm missing you already!!!

May both my God and your God forbid bad thing!
With our journey for this NL?



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[quote author=Godman_n link=topic=824938.msg9763472#msg9763472 date=1323870782]We cannot trust our leaders because they are criminals. They are a product of colonization. The west after looting our lands and colonising us, gave us their stooges as leaders. Those that tried o rule us for our good were killed by the West. Patrice Lumumba, Sanka, Muritala, etc.

Until we have people's leaders' we will never trust impostors.
See Nigerians are not criminals. It is our criminal government that made us criminals.[/quote]Read this.

http://nigeriantimes..com/2011/11/three-reasons-why-nigeria-is-corrupt.html

Three Reasons Why Nigeria is Corrupt and Poor

Aigbofa:
Yes, you are quite smart about stuff like that.

Blazay, why bother with politics and SW almajiris, let's just discuss your profile picture.

What abourrit?

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^^^
Still chasing me abi?
Love is not by force.
My answer is still NO!
Here is a HOT SLAAAAAP for derailing this thread!

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Aigbofa:
And blame yourself for not using the brain that was freely given to you by God, and for wasting all the monies your folks must have spent trying to educate you.

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The return of the "Ajegunle Cyber Alakori". . .I am blushing.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Gbam!
Old trick for NL. . . one thread. . . 50 handles. . .same person. . . Mu he he he he he. . .
See desperation. OP even give imself 5 face book 'likes' for promo of blogsite. . . 

Old topic but . . . .
Anyhooooo. . .I don't open blogs to read crap. . . I can reply without opening this blog.
Then she must have been a fool to let that happen.
Did she break Basket-Mouth's or Rotimi Amaechi's marriage?
Nonsense.

So women leave their marriages for Christmas bonanza nyansh scratchers huh?
If I wanno leave my husband. . . .nor be anoda man go be the cause.

Wonders!

Boko Haram does not care about Southern Nigeria. . .please blame the almajiris of the wild, wild west!

Nigerians cannot be trusted themselves. . . equation balance.
The will of God!

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So you can be looking up to their pants abi?
Make one pedo-phile go mount camera for under the bridge dey look them toto abi?
Mtchewwwww!

Hmmmm!
Awon "Animal Farm"!
For the 'masses' indeed!

Since when did 'Ooduwa' start fighting for the 'masses'?
Abi na 'Oando' dem dey fight for?

What an articulate dude.
It least he was honest with his ethnocentric sentiments.
The reason I love Northerners. . . NO PRETENCE.
Unlike the other 'dum tufu dum cho' tribes we know around Nigeria.
Give me a Northerner any day. . . YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHERE THE STAND.
Unlike awon 'On Aburi We Stand And Dance'!

That's my girl!
Congratulations honey bunny. . . YOU ROCK!
Awon e badu belle and e jolosi "Holy Nwejes and Holy Nwekes" thought you life was OVA with ya arzze on youtube huh?
I looooooooooooove the pose. . . and the CIGAR WEY DEY MISS FOR YA HAND LIKE TONTO DIKE OWN!

I think you are daring the whole world like I do. . . as in SO BLAAAAAAAAAADY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKING WOT?
Abi na . . . .DO YOUR PHOCKING WORSTEST!

You go gal!

DEVO DON F FOR FAILURE!!!!!