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Christianity EtcRe: The Blessing Of Satan by Lasinoh: 10:15am On Dec 11, 2011
But if you can reason deeply, you will ascertain that the blessings the whole world derive from satan are more than God's. Spirit is spirit, it is human mind that arrived at the classification. From the genesis, civilization originated with satan.
Sooooooooooooooo, who made Satan? wink

God of course. kiss
PoliticsRe: Corrupt Nigerian Leaders Paint Dubai Red by Lasinoh: 10:01am On Dec 11, 2011
Oh please.
Go Jumeirah, see wetin Nigerian lootocrats take money do for dia.
Yet some will say we have no money o. cheesy

But I enjoyed the place sha. . .! cool
CrimeRe: Again: Nigerian Arrested In London by Lasinoh: 8:16am On Dec 11, 2011
Yoruba must be involved! cheesy
Yoruba for UK.
Igbo for America/Asia.

Amos Mwangi

This nor be Igbo name so?

Not to say other parts of Nigeria do not have fraudulent peeps.
But why must the culprits be mainly Yoruba and Igbo peeps FOR THE MOST PART?
Na curse? undecided
PoliticsRe: I Helped Obasanjo Get Access To Abacha,diya - Bode George by Lasinoh: 7:50am On Dec 11, 2011
Which wan come consain us for h-inside?
Abeg carry go!
All na 'area-politics' of the WWW(wild wild west) kiss
Obasanjo don pay you back abi? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Boyfriend Butchers His Girlfriend by Lasinoh: 7:47am On Dec 11, 2011
Nigerian men and anger management issues!
God forbid.
The girl was gonna dump his arzzzze for sure.
I wonder when Nigerian women will start killing Nigerian men for having other girlfriends and lovers on FB too.
Is love by force? shocked
Nothing like a man scorned I tellya!
PoliticsRe: Those In Favour Of Same-sex Say Aye! by Lasinoh: 7:43am On Dec 11, 2011
Voted yes!
Anus phockers should be free to mingle.
I think this would reduce ped-ophilia.
Instead of sodomizing children. . .they would be free to penetrate [size=20pt](69)[/size] each other at will and without punishment.
Free world. . .no big deal! kiss
CelebritiesRe: Bobby Brown's Dad Dies At 82 by Lasinoh: 7:37am On Dec 11, 2011
Thank God for his life.
R.I.P Sir! kiss
PoliticsRe: Obama's Records Are Terrible by Lasinoh: 7:27am On Dec 11, 2011
Even me dey shame for the dude.
What a whimp.
George Bush is looking a whole lot hotter these days.
Christianity EtcRe: 25 Things I Learnt From Tb Joshua's Prophesies by Lasinoh: 7:13am On Dec 11, 2011
^^^^
Sorry, I have a God in my heart. . .the one that lets me be what ever I want to be. Unlike you who has absolutely no self-determination and the utmost indoctrination of HYPOCRISY!
I am not a Pagan. . .I am an agnostic. . .A FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE THINKER. kiss
What ever pleases me. . . including my kind of God who welcomes questions and loves his children unconditionally without sending his only begotten son to die uselessly for misguided murderers like you! kiss


LagosShia:
i really hope you do not mistake yourself for being a muslim? as much as i am against christianity and its falsehood that Jesus himself have nothing to do with,we should as muslims show respect to Jesus who is our prophet and his mother.

besides,as a human being,you can feel free to hate others.its your choice.you can also stand against falsehood.but please do not use those words against personalities that are revered not only by the christians but by muslims and may be others as well.

do not misundertsand me.i do not intend to insult or attack you.but if you are muslim,please seek forgiveness from God for the words you typed.
No, I do not believe in ANY religion. Thank My God-ioh!
MAY MY GOOD GOD FORBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBID I STUMBLE INTO A QURAN. Not to mention become a muslim.
In as much as I detttttest Christianity. . . Islam comes a near second(though more tolerable than Christianity in my humble opinion) kiss
Both religions are 2 sides of a coin to be frank my dear. I have no business with both 'brain washing' tools in my life. Tank you!
My God allows me to insult others and what they may believe. . . .
The fact that personalities are revered in your religion has no bearing with my beliefs.
If I am insulted. . . I will use ANYTHING in my domain to lash out. . . including whatsoever is held in the most high esteem BY OTHERS!.
No apologies. . . MY GOD LOVES ME JUST THAT WAY! kiss
Sooooooooooooooooo, goodbye to you and your threads
I don't need your permission to post what I choose to post. Too bad I had to make them on your thread. Like a Muslim you are. . . .you are not better than those you criticize. . . because you have never learned to respect yourself and others. . . including their beliefs. EVERYONE that does not accept your warped religion and you weird ways of life is an INFIDEL.
YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN THE CHRISTIANS YOU CRITICIZE!

For the records. . . I do not find children attractive enough to have sexual relations with. . .like YOU MUSLIMS AND SO-CALLED CHRISTIAN PEDOPHILES!!!!! Yup! Even in my most depraved moments. . . I do hold some things sacred.
Have a nice life sir! kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Why Must Jesus Have To Die For Our Sins? by Lasinoh: 1:03pm On Dec 10, 2011
Because he is a doggone busy body.

[size=20pt]NA WHO SEN AM ?[/size]

angry angry angry angry angry

Now, look at the whole kingdom of busy bodies called 'followers' like sheep without the so-called shepherd they killed with their own hands?
Bloody nuisances in body and spirit.

Every other religion or philosophy is inferior to laughable fable/idiom called Christianity.
Please, worship his arzzze in your houses only. . .some of us would rather worship Baal than sit in the same room with those so-called hypocrites called Christians. . .Nauseating phock and repent nutcases that never mind their own businesses while phocking left, right and center in the LORD!

Abeg. . .make im nor die for me. I nor sen am message. Wetin I do wey im wan die for me? Nonsense!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh! cheesy

I have free will. . .and I am using it. He should die for the sins of his followers. Some of us DID NOT BEG HIM! Period!
Christianity EtcRe: 25 Things I Learnt From Tb Joshua's Prophesies by Lasinoh: 12:56pm On Dec 10, 2011
Great.
My attacking a senator is not your gadddem business. . . post ya shyte and LEARN TO MIND YOUR PHOCKING BUSINESS.
You m0r0n! kiss
You are the cursed reeetarded Christian of a being. . . like your busy body Jesus who wanno save the word. . .where he can't save his own arzzzzze from earthly and spiritual murderers like ya! kiss
I am glad we have come to an understanding.
I have bilious irritation level when meddlesome swine like you quotes me.
Glad you know that derailing a thread is a hobby I have perfected greatly with the help of cyber buffoons like you.
Next time, mind your phocking business huh. . .?
Or I will wait for an opportuned time to serve you in the same coin too. . . UP your constipated Ogboni Okija Christian arzzzze! kiss
Take kia!
Olodo!
Christianity EtcRe: 25 Things I Learnt From Tb Joshua's Prophesies by Lasinoh: 11:10am On Dec 10, 2011
moderatorr:
this man-lover guy, bet you wont forget the thrashing i gave you that day on that thread.
It was the only way i could make you understand the insanity of your man-lover thing.
i heard obama now permitted you guys to be violating and marrying animals. Lol
from man marrying man to man marrying animals. next thing one of you guys will break the record of take a carefully decorated log of wood to church!
You wish.
Just wanted to show the world what a piece of trash does with it's spare time.
Olodo!
This na real thrash.
Now go phock ya moda!

I'll rather phock animal that you so-called Christian. . .worshipper of a Moda Mary METROGAMOUS/COSMOPOLITAN spiritual-ashewo holy-spirit phocking Galilean-Bethlehemean-Nazarethan LovePeddler of a chronic mastu-r-bating Jesus follower like you! kiss
Next time. . .try ya luck!
Ashawo London Anus phocker!
Christianity EtcRe: Can Anyone Please Tell Me What Is Going On With A Guy Called Lagosshia by Lasinoh: 10:57am On Dec 10, 2011
About time someone put you nosey, pushy reetarded Christian bigots in your places!
I am here to assist!
Soooooooooooooo loving it! cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: 25 Things I Learnt From Tb Joshua's Prophesies by Lasinoh: 10:55am On Dec 10, 2011
Holy Nwenje. . . na here you dey? Oh preacher-preacher. . . I am sure Jesus used the fuKK word even better than you. grin
Have you managed to get married and take in? When are you gonna give birth to those twin fibroid tumors that have been protruding through your anus from too much anus-phocking with evil spirits huh? wink
Or have you adopted one male infant from Abia state to phock in the anus yet? grin


[size=20pt]fukc boy, fukc.
That makes you smatter than most africans.
Fukc boy, find a good horse with a big fukc stikc,
throw your wrong hole open
and get fukcd boy, get fukcd
it makes you advanced.
Fukc back boy , fukc back.
Marry the horse,
get fukcd , fukcd, fukcd boy,
take in .nd
adopt a kid.
Teach him to get fukcd,
teach iim to be advanced like you.
He isnt your biological son so when he gets to 18, fukc him boy, fukc him hard.
its your right, africans are backward, and though you are an african you are living in the US. . . and getting your son fukcd by your horse, so you are advanced in thinking and excersing your full rights.Cut out a beautiful tree stump in your backyard.
Stick it in your hole and fukc yourself boy, fukc.
You know what you are doing and david mark is backward.[/size]
What a reetared bush-meat! grin
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Had 2kg Of Coke In Stomach-man Had 2kg Of Coke In Stomach- View Pic by Lasinoh: 10:48am On Dec 10, 2011
When the bloody Nigerian passport is so easy to obtain nko?
Christianity EtcRe: Worshipper Tries To Attack Tb Joshua With Axe In Church. by Lasinoh: 10:36am On Dec 10, 2011
moderatorr:
THINGS I LEARNT FROM TBJ PROPHESIES THAT SOLVED PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS:
1. The moment you visit a native doctor, its like when you join a cult - you are destroyed.
2. 99 percent of barreness is caused by spirit-husbands or wives of either spouse comming nightly to make love to them.
3. Giving offers us a chance to change our desitiny.
4. Evil spirits are like parasites, their food is pain and dissapointments on their host with eventual death.
But unlike parasites they can control their hosts.
5. Eating in the dream is evil. Thats how most people are poisoned.
6. Most problems are caused by evil spirits.
7. Not All can do deliverance. Some are pastors, some are councellors, some are evangelists, few , very few are prophets.
8. When an entire family stops progressing, or starts dying, its usually caused by an evil spirit living in one of them.
9. Jesus forgives any sin and accepts anyone!
10. Miracles, prophesies and deliverances are real and verifiable.
Look at this busy-body. . . .Back at you baby! kiss


Holy Nwenje. . . na here you dey? Oh preacher-preacher. . . I am sure Jesus used the fuKK word even better than you. grin
Have you managed to get married and take in? When are you gonna give birth to those twin fibioid tumors that have been protruding through your anus. . . .from too much anus-phocking with evil spirits huh? wink

[size=20pt]fukc boy, fukc.
That makes you smatter than most africans.
Fukc boy, find a good horse with a big fukc stikc,
throw your wrong hole open
and get fukcd boy, get fukcd
it makes you advanced.
Fukc back boy , fukc back.
Marry the horse,
get fukcd , fukcd, fukcd boy,
take in .nd
adopt a kid.
Teach him to get fukcd,
teach iim to be advanced like you.
He isnt your biological son so when he gets to 18, fukc him boy, fukc him hard.
its your right, africans are backward, and though you are an african you are living in the US. . . and getting your son fukcd by your horse, so you are advanced in thinking and excersing your full rights.Cut out a beautiful tree stump in your backyard.
Stick it in your hole and fukc yourself boy, fukc.
You know what you are doing and david mark is backward.[/size]
CelebritiesRe: Facebook Will End On March 15th 2012 by Lasinoh: 9:43am On Dec 10, 2011
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

How will some of us find cyber hoes to help spice our marriages?

This berra be a rumor o! cheesy


*I could never understand or tolerate the damn place. . .never met a set of jobless busier bodies in my life*

Kai! cry
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Left Legacy Of Corruption And Electoral Fraud – Tinubu by Lasinoh: 9:04am On Dec 10, 2011
See Drug Pusher making noise? undecided
PoliticsRe: Did Fashola Deceive Us With His First Term? by Lasinoh: 8:58am On Dec 10, 2011
Oh dia!
Another Fashola thread.
*pukes*

Never met a slimier son of a gun who love to be in front of the camera like that nauseating dude.
He can only fool fools like himself.
He ain't no messiah.
Just a clever 'thief' that can satisfy the primitive appetite of the stark illiterates in his Lagos State.
PoliticsRe: Former Gov Blagojevich Sentenced To 14 Years - by Lasinoh: 7:54am On Dec 10, 2011
Shakara don end.
Straight to jail!
Do not pass go. . .do not collect $200
PoliticsRe: Briton Accuses Nigerian Police Of Theft And Brutallity by Lasinoh: 6:55am On Dec 10, 2011
Arm robber tief don use 'black' cloth make police uniform.
"Briton" don catch 'MUGU' cheesy
PoliticsRe: Prepare For Bloody Revolution, Acf Chieftain Tells Northern Leaders • by Lasinoh: 6:29am On Dec 10, 2011
Whick kain bloody revolution?
Abeg keep destroying your own North with your own hands.
Nor kraaaaaaaaaaaase come Southern Nigeria.
Shikena! kiss

[size=20pt]so long as they chose to allow the teeming population of the youth in the north to continue to roam the streets hopelessly[/size].
You don't need a damn revolution to haul your own criminals to jail.
Thank you! kiss
PoliticsRe: Uk Govt Deports 76 Nigerians by Lasinoh: 6:25am On Dec 10, 2011
No wonder NL has been quiet all week.
Some peeps don reaaaaaaaash village!
Mu he he he he he cheesy

Abeg, make dem go claim 'man/woman-loving' harassment from Nigerian senators then come back jor! grin
CelebritiesRe: Kris Humphries Refuses To Discuss Kim Kardashian In Interview by Lasinoh: 6:17am On Dec 10, 2011
Good boy!
Never discuss an ex with ANYBODY!!!! kiss
CrimeRe: 'i Have Killed Your Children, Come And Get The Bodies': Chilling Phone Call Fath by Lasinoh: 5:09am On Dec 10, 2011
Black/African MEN have gone 'nu-ku-lar' I tellya! cry

[size=20pt]He then phoned Adjoua accusing her of 'defaming him on Facebook' saying 'I have killed your children. I have killed your children. I have called the police and am waiting for them.'[/size]
Another FaceBook madness.
God forbid me to ever join that nasty thing of a place.
No privacy. . . na so so tatafo and gossip full for dia with jobless creatures.
TWA!!!

1. Never marry an old frustrated man whose peh-nis would die before the end of your marriage.
Man 62, woman 44. 10 year-old twins. shocked

2. Never discuss your marital life with FACEBOOK friends!!!!!

3. Never evict a man from his own home. . . instead LEAVE for him. WOMEN GET OFF YOUR LAZY ARZZZES AND GET YOUR OWN HOUSES!!!! Nothing like a 'scorned' Black/African man in the western world.
CrimeRe: Man Kills Fiancee For Accepting Male Friends On Facebook by Lasinoh: 4:58am On Dec 10, 2011
https://www.naijapals.com/newsimg/miss_delta.jpg

See the fine 'quarter past' four eyed babe eh kwa? cheesy
WE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK dun we? cool

[size=20pt]The girl slowly started falling for the man in US and when the man visited Nigeria recently, the girl met up with him in a hotel room where they spent some time together.[/size]
Somehow, the girl’s fiancé got wind of what was happening and traced the girl to the hotel room where a big fight ensued.

The fight continued until they got home and in the midst of it all, the girl was murdered.
Looks like the gal was gonna leave his ugly black azzzzz!
Either way, she would have ended up dead!
The man looks like a real beast who cannot accept rejection.
Twa!

I wonder what will happen if Nigerian women start killing their boyfriends for befriending other women on Facebook.
NEVER MIX YOUR CYBER LIFE WITH YOUR REAL LIFE. . . HEAR YE. . .HEAR YE!!!!
NEVER ALLOW ANY CYBER 'FRIEND' INTO YOUR REAL LIFE. . . .HEAR YE. . . HEAR YE!!!!
I should kill my husband because of his FaceBook wives huh?
God forbid bad thing. . . .pehnis nor be gold abeg! Even if? undecided

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