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It is their culture. . . just like it is yours to eat the azzzzzzz and drink the blood of Jesus every Sunday in remembrance of him. . . or burn 'child witches'!
Sooooooooooooooooooo. . . lemme hellep ya cry to Obama for an invasion huh?

All these religious peeps sef!

Only Jesus Christ of course. . .
The rest na counterfeit!

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Hmmmmmmm!!!

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See Nigerian man asking for 'an-al' se-x/blo-w-job!

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Fashola reforms?

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Abuja village? Rich kids joyriding in AbuHAH?
The so-called "New City"!
Nigerians nor get taste I swear!!!!
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush Peepzs!!!

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Oshi-Omo-Ale road reforms.

^^^
You want Calabar engineers to build fly-overs in Nigeria?

Or the illiterate ones from 'AdoAkiti'?

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At least, the roads can convert to crusade centers at night! Who needs a bed huh?

You can do a lot of things 'standing up'!

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Or the so-called roads can be used as 'Owanbe' centers or 'Oriki' dancing!

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Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!
I dey shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

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Isheagu?
Where the phock is this?
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Buuuuuuuuuuuuush!!!!

No wonder kidnapper full for dia!
Totally out of civilization! Kei!!!!

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. . . and we are not yet at war?


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God forbid!!!!

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Nigerian roads tell us 'NIGERIA DOES NOT HAVE PEOPLE WITH BRAINS'!
Lawlessness!!!

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jay bee:
@Lasinoh
Are you the same as world famous Blazay?
Your old handle (chintua) was very easy to follow

gidiMonsta:
@sagamite
err, Central Abuja (maitama, wuse II, et al), lekki-ajah expressway, itam-uyo road, and a few other roads.

@lasinoh

either u r grossly uneducated or your sense of identity is totally lost so much so that u tend to criticize anything from your fatherland, cos I can't imagine a sane person who thinks that u can build a straight road up a plateau that is 5200ft above sea level. SMH for your predicament, I no envy u at all, onyeara oshi

It must be 'reaaaally cold' in London this month!
Sorry, I can't help you sirs!
Head to the 'Romance and Man-Lover' section of NL please.
Thank you!

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Is this the Calabar?

Ahem! Ibadan. . . .

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Hmmmm!

Awon: "guguru pe re re. . . epa pe re re. . . guguru pe re re. . . epa pe re re"!

Sagamite:
You are a cretin!

So your example of motorway with "correct elevation" was with a road that was curly?

Why didn't they build it and "elevate" it vertically up then, mooron?

Did you go to school?

I mean a proper one that produces proper graduates?

Cretin saying they should build a motorway straight up a hilly place. Fooooooooooooooool!

No, I did not go to school. No apologies.
Back to topic. . . Thank you!
I would rather eat PIG feces than agree with you of all NL m0r0ns!
God forbid! I would rather remain a LIFE-TIME-CERTIFIED-DUNCE. . . .THAN TAKE ANY FORM OF EDUCATION FROM A GOAT LIKE YOUR!
Mu he he he he he

Sagamite:
You are a cretin!

You are daft to be comparing a residential street to a [quasi] motorway?

Mooron!

Olodo!
Sukkit up!
Your Nigerian 'engineers' need more training. Tell 'em to stay in school and stop smoking Indian-Hemp for breakfast every morning!
Thank God you know it is a 'quasi' motorway. . .how long will the white man keep ripping your off?

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qua·si adj \ˈkwā-ˌzī, -ˌsī; ˈkwä-zē, -sē\
Definition of QUASI
1: having some resemblance usually by possession of certain attributes

Move!

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This is a motor way. . .with correct elevation. . . not your 'Calabar' apology!
Thank you.
Back to topic please. . . .!!!

Sagamite:
Take a correction when you have been educated and stop playing "I no go carry last".

Carry last?
Never sweerie.
Not amongst olodo Nigerians like you. . .that do not realize when you are being phocked in the arzzzze because you enjoy it!

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For YOUR education. . .your "Calabaric" road or apparition is NOT the world's steepest street huh?

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Guess what? No rigmarole!
PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIVE ON IT!
Not in an UNDER DEVELOPED evil forest!
Level the gadddem place, build some houses. . .then construct BETTER ROADS WITHOUT YOUR DOUBLE JEOPARDY ARRANGEMENT LIKE YOU HAVE IN THE CIVILIZED WORLD!
Thank you!

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Here! This is what 'rigmarole' constructions are used for. . . not to rip of Calabar peepzs!

gidiMonsta:
@lasinoh

There is a yoruba saying that goes: "omo ale lo n fi owo osi juwe ile baba e". Translation: Only a bastard describes his fathers house with his left hand.

Yes we have bad roads (lots of them) but we also have fantastic roads that can compete with any road the world over. The fact that we are far from where will should be doesn't mean we must condemn everything, praise what is good and criticize what is bad instead of throwing the bath water away with the child.

About the mountain road in obudu:

When designing or building a mountain road there are so many factors to consider such as mudslides, angle of steepness, soil (texture, structure and fauna) et al hence the need to pick the lowest possible to ascend without damaging the mountain structure too much to avoid engineering catastrophes.
BTW: The road was constructed by the same Caucasians you seem to worship.

NB: the picture posted by the @op is a trunk C road wc means its the responsibility of the LGA in dat area, who do next to nothing IMHO wc makes me doubt the point of their existence in the first place

Please move with the jet age. . .not the cave man era!

degzy:
@Lasino:

If u're a civil engineer, u'l be a quack. A straight road on a hill with steep slope  , u must b kidin me.

The reason for the rigmarole or meanders in a layman's term is to reduce the effect of gravity. 

I prefer the San Francisco engineers please. Not Calabar ones.
Thank you!

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Sani Pass. . . Lesotho-South Africa!

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I weep for Afrikkkkkkka!!!

Road wey nor get drainage system!

Gosh NL is sooooooooooo boring these days.
So-so Yoruba vs Igbo topics.
Or man lover, woman killer topics. . . ShiiiiYOOOOR!!!

Next pissssshure please!

Please, back to topic.
Enough of the comedy of 'errors'!




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odumchi:
There's no way that that road could have been built on a straight line. The inclination is too steep. Of it were to be straight, the car would be at almost a 90 degree angle and would fall off. However, since it's curved, the car never inclines more than a certain amount of degrees and therefore can climb safely.

*more awon 'alaye-swagger' h-enemies trying to convince moi*?

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No be una mates build 'The Great Walls Of China'. . of ancient times. . . WITH ORDI-NAH-REE HAND?
Please, stop disgracing yourselves! You are not the only one with '90 degreee angle cliffs!
All about engineering. . .!

If you say so.
I beg to differ. Stop trying to convince me that that is the best CALABAR peeps could come up with? A RIP OFF!
IT IS NOT THAT STEEP FOR ALL THAT JAZZ OF A RIGMAROLE!
Call me stubborn. OR DUMBER AND DUMBEST. . . . . . . YA BUSINESS, NOT MINE!!!
I don't expect anything better. . . the topic of the thread.
Nigerian roads say a lot about Nigerians. . . Point made.
Enough of ya Calabar Catastrophe. . . !


Nor be ya mates dey drive around "The Grand Canyon" for Arizona IN THE SNOW?
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[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=822718.msg9752494#msg9752494 date=1323735751]I meant zigzag jare.

the curvy zigzag was not necessary, a straight line would have been fine, like the ones in Cali.
Looks like the hill on my school campus.[/quote]A CURVE zig-zag is the BEST WAY TO CLIMB/DRIVE A HILL.
Especially in bad weather.
Unlike this!

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Twice the journey. . .double the climb. . .same spot!
WwwwwwwwTF?