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dytbabe: Turned a man of God crippled?
And even TBJ cldnt rescue u?
Oniro nie
*moves closer and slaps him*

See all in the name of joke u bringin upon ursef a curse
If ur marine wife comes to u in the drm, after fecking her why don't u strangle her or beg her or she shld come and even marry u sef in the real world

Why am I even here sef
Mtchewww

sorry this place is not for you, when I see people I opened it for I'll know

BurntToast: What is 'water sacrifice'?

for you to ask the question tells me you don't know and I dot know how to explain

This thread suppose to be in religion but due to the fact that this is where I posted my yesterday thread titled "I can't find a wife" www.nairaland.com/1903226/cant-find-wife

This thread is a continuation of it,so Mod please don't move it to religion and I don't want FP either

My yesterday thread generated some responds both useful and useless,and many people PM me and we connected to whatsapp and bbm

I've been through a lot in the hands of this "marine wife" that refused me to mingle with the opposite sex, she had dealt with some men of God who tried rescuing me (one of them is cripple now)

I've been to tb joshua church more than 10 times,been to winners and all the big churches in nigeria,am now a mountain of fire church member ,even the pastors are tired of my case

I won't go too deep about the whole story of me and queen yachikka(the goddess) because 90 percent of people here will call it a fiction

After many years I'm coming to realize that the same remedy giving to me in 2008 is what I have to follow,which is water sacrifice,mom said no to it but she's no longer living,dad is about getting married to his new wife and I'm a man of my own now,so I have to do what I have to do

I wish this thread will not generate much responds,all I need is those who know what am talking about because there are

If you do,this question is for you,have you ever done a water sacrifice before? And what's your experience after that?

neoG: hello everyone. am new but i would appreciate everyone's help. Am about to write a biz plan about a hatchery biz to present to someone who wants sponsor my biz plan. but i literally have little or no idea on how to set up a hatchery. Are there disadvantages most especially in the north region and any idea of the estimated amount that can be used to set it up? Thanks

I saw the notification of the PM you sent me but can't see the message because that e mail is no longer active, this is my new mail. Timitaf9@gmail.com

trendsvivi: Hi lastchilld, I feel, I av an idea of wat yur going thru. Let's talk. 09097372890.

are you on whatsapp?

One of the reasons I opened this thread is to see if anyone is going through the same thing, so am alone on this?

Godmystrength: then this must be pretty serious if true

its true bro, I created a new I'd for this thread

smoothsk: @ OP you sure that what you wrote isn't fiction? kindly locate the nearest MFM church around you, preferably the headquaters after WEMco lag/ ibd Exp way. You need proper deliverance.

I'm planning that

To people who sent me PM,that e mail is not active

real22: wen I say Rev Father I mean those once that don't get married. Catholic Rev Father

yea that's what am asking you based on your responds,if I was meant to be a reverend father would that make girls keep saying no to me?

Tymax: Lastchild you need to expect good things to receive them. Secondly, don't act like you need those ladies to stay with you. Caring, considerate guys get played or dumped easily.

Emotionally aloof and "nonchalant" dudes give ladies something to think about. Let the next girl realize that she needs you more than you need her. Keep her on her toes. Don't mention marriage too early. It freaks them out.

Lastly, go for a new type of ladies. Maybe you have been dating introverted ones, I think you should try extroverts. You get what I mean.

that's if they agree to stay for me to apply all these things, how do you explain this, you meet someone 2day,2morrow she doesn't want to see you again without knowing you,all of a sudden she realize her self again,start calling,saying she can't explain, before you both can meet again, she started running again

iwakolewa: How can you say women should be the ones complaining about something like this, men are also prone to this type of situations, especially if the man has issues with himself. ...have you checked your self, apart from being handsome and financially comfortable as you claim, women want a man with good character too,not just a handsome and comfortable man.....if you are the arrogant/pompous type,no woman will want to settle down with you, for fear of slave/master marriage...

All in all,check your self,are you a good person by heart and character?

is like you people are missing something here, these girls don't even give me the time to know me well, even ashawo comes and run after the first meeting, telling me something wanted to kill her while sleeping or something, I can't just understand

egopersonified: If you are a christian, set aside some time with your God, study his word, pray, fast and ask Him what you should do, believe me, He is just waiting for you to come to him. Before I forget, dont throw money out to attract girls, so you dont land the one that would turn your life into a living hell. Talk to an elder brother or a childhood friend who you still roll with, for them to analyse your life and tell you if you are doing something wrong, the sex part should also be reviewed, is the thing too small or you dont satisfy them? Are you too nice, dependent, proud or a loner? Do you let the girls air their views or shove yours down their throats? Would you say you have a good relationship with your siblings or you are detached them them? Do you have any disabilities physically or even ordinary mouth odour? Please, sit down and analyse your life properly. If at least five different people are saying and doing the same thing to you, then the problem and solution lies with you. Turn your self to a case study, do your research on yourself, about what people have said and done to you in the past. Ask peoples honest opinion, even your exes. But most importantly, change your mind set about every r/ship failing, see yourself as the best person alive who every woman would kill to have. All the best.

thanks, these girls don't even have sex with me to know if its too small, beside after they must have ran away,they keep saying something they can't explain chase them away

chaircover: @poster you are probably trying too hard and chasing ladies away.
Start with friendship. Get to know her and let her get to know you too
Take it one step at a time.
Dont meet a girl and on the same day tell ther that you love her and want to marry her.

Also have you checked yourself. Do you have any offputting things such as mouth odour, body odour, talk too much, talk too loud etc

The girls who left you, were you sleeping with them? if yes, could it be that they dont enjoy lovemaking with you? . . just a thought.

Of course you should also be prayerful. Prayerful that God should direct you and bring YOUR OWN wife to you and you will be the RIGHT husband to who God chooses for you.
Not all these girls that you met would have made good wives or you would have made a good husband too. Sometimes every dissapointment is a blessing.

Somtimes relationships have to break down for fresh air and new relationships to emerge.

Calm down, correct any flaws if you have any and look up to God

thanks , the funny things is that these girls don't even spend time with me to find out if I have all the above faults, beside, someone with those faults can still get girls,even if its one

lyntiffany: If am not mistaken there is this saying that time and chance happneth to all things God created, my dear forget the reoccuring incidents in your life, we all have a way God has planned our lives , don't be disturbed, engage your self in things that concerns your creator take it to prayer, ask God to direct you to your own woman( pls take this serious ) be focused with your career, at the appropriate time you will find her. Don't rush it Gods time is the best.

thanks but when something abnormal keep happening in your life,you hardly take it off your mind and stay focus

Am not really rushing because its late,no am only 32,am only rushing because I know its abnormal,

Just imagine that you are upto 30 and no man has ever said hi to you,you won't be bothered because its getting late,you will because you know something is wrong

real22: You are destined to be a Rev. Father.

so girls can't say yes to rev father if he decides to date?

Tallesty1: Unbelievable

its true

hushmail: bro sorry to inform u

ur marine wife is d cos of ur wahala

make u join priesthood nah

sounds true

gidjah: IT SHALL be well my bro,USE to hav same trouble when much younger but all that is gone now.a colleaque at my work place seem to be in that mess too just that he has not seen it as a challenge yet.pls do you attend church and engage in service in his house?try contact your shepherd in d church for spiritual assistance my brother,barriers need be broken

thanks bro

fubbyy: .....

what's this? Spacebooking?

Crown128: All is well brother just keep you head high, be positive in your thinking, be closed to God and have faith. Before the end of this year you will come here to testify.

thanks but what baffles me is that women should be the one complaining about something like this

Never had an ex

I remembered in those days when I was a teenager,me and my friends used to visit girls schools during their inter house sport events,strange things kept happening in my life,every1 would get girls except me,whoever I talk to either don't want or has gotten someone else,who agrees go home and change her mind before meeting me tomorrow

I said to my self,"let me wait till when I entered university,I will find so many girls there"

2005 I got admission in unical,it became worse,everyday I kept talking to girls,either she's in a relationship or she's not ready for one,the ones I managed to get jilted me after few days,some accepted and changed their mind before we could meet tomorrow

Some people reading this may think am ugly,if I am I would say it here because am actually using a new I'd to pour my heart out,whatever you read here is nothing but the fact,the truth is that am a definition of "handsome" to an extent I won the most handsome guy in the department during our award night in 2007

I went four years in school without a gf,I said to my self again "well, let me wait till I start making money,they will come"

Now I've started making the money,the same thing is now happening in advanced way,its either she is in a relationship or she's not ready for one or she came,the next thing she's out without any reason,some of them didn't even know what's pursuing them

I said to my self again"let me get a bit older so I can marry once and for all"

Now am ready for marriage but can't find anyone,the same thing keep happening,someone matchmake me and a girl late last year,I went straight to the point that am here for marriage,she was happy,the next thing she changed her mind,after I left she came back crying that something came over her,well I accepted and tried to continue my plans,she suddenly changed her mind again,I had to cut her off totally

This year I met someone else,something funny happened,when I proposed for marriage she went and gave testimony that God has answered her,the same sunday night she did,she called me to inform me that she has changed her mind (although I was expecting that because that's how it usually happen)

I laughed and moved on,3 days later she called and started begging(I was also expecting that)I invited her to see if she would tell me what's chasing her away atleast I would use it to know what's wrong with me for years, she said something bigger than her keep ordering her to quit, I asked her if she's still interested she knelt down with tears while saying yes

Bigger strange things happened which I won't disclose here for now and am all alone again

I bought a new car 2months back,relocated to a bigger apartment,with all these still can't find anyone

Feyifahm: same TY in lautech...good 2 v u here

did you send any PM to me? I saw the notification but couldn't see it

Brijet: ok,continue fighting wit ur demons.

ok thanks

IGLE25: Hahahaha... You have to be born again. You can't eat your cake and have it.

the requirement of being born again will affect me in so many ways

Brijet: Sweet@,deliverance is a continous thing,which u do over nd over again until u r convience dat u r free.4 u getting more troubles after deliverance is as a result of u not praying post-deliverance prayers.u don't just keep quiet after deliverance but continue praying,cos if u don't do dat,they will come bk in million folds,even d bible says so.

which means I have to be a born again?

I'm planing to visit scoan for a deliverance but she's warning me seriously that if I go there that the same thing that happened when I visited other places will happen

Which is leaving and coming back with more troubles,so my question is if tb joshua has a way of delivering and asking them not to come back















This thread is only meant for few people who will understand,it doesn't make sense but it will to few people

lavita2: Your not having had a girlfriend might be due to the way your spell. Using 'am' instead of 'I'm' smacks of gross immaturity. No offence.

Lol... Look at who's correcting someone come fall his own hand big time, just read what you wrote


"Your not having had a girlfriend" this is ridiculous,